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French fries:*exist
Mayonnaise: "it's free real estate"

>> No.15354753

>>15354722
Who in their right minds wants to deal with frenchies, they're annoying at best. Given that allies against idiots.
So it is.

>> No.15354764

>>15354722
That looks Canadian, not French.

>> No.15354808
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>>15354722
In the Netherlands and Belgium it's mayo and pic related together

>> No.15355001

>>15354808
Fuck yeah

>> No.15355038
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>>15354808
I dont know if you can get these things in the Netherlands but try some these out if you can.

>> No.15355125

>>15354722
Made some fries last night fried in beef tallow, with kewpie mayo. Mhmmmmm fucking delicous!

>> No.15355138

>>15354722
Please fuck off and die in rddit

>> No.15355201

>>15354722
That looks good.

>> No.15355360

bump

>> No.15355878

>>15354808
I thought this was a german thing

>> No.15355881

>OP: exists
>retarded reddit lingo: its free real estate

>> No.15355886

>>15355878
I thought it was a scandinavian thing

>> No.15355891

I don't get why people have such hang ups with other sauces and condiments with fries when almost anything works with them.

>> No.15355910

>>15355891
Mayo does not work with them.

>> No.15356008

>>15355910
Euro mayo has more acid and more mustard so works better than Ameri-mayo does

>> No.15356024

>>15356008
I have tried euro mayo. I have tried Japamayo. I have tried freedom mayo and legally distinct salad sauce.
None of them go on fries.

>> No.15356025

>>15355910
Much better than ketchup, just gotta have crispy and thick fries and not some sloppy old shit fries that some of you "people" are used to

>> No.15356149

Jesus christ america

>> No.15356164

>>15354808
you're thinking of germany

>> No.15356167

>>15354722
Pommes mit mayo is a treasure, but you're still a faggot for using twittermemes.

>>15356008
Eh, it depends on the brand. I've tried some pretty subpar shit here in Germany where it was no more flavourful than butter. I imagine they have the same problem over there. If you want it done right, you have to make it yourself.

Also, mustard in mayo isn't typical.

>> No.15356331

people who put sauce on fries rather than dipping belong in the zoo

>> No.15356336

>>15356331
Dipping is inefficient. We pride ourselves on applied the appropriate amount of sauce to the food.

>> No.15356342

>>15356336
here in freedomland we don't need to ration sauce down to the oz and need to keep our hands clean so we don't fumble when we draw our guns

>> No.15356355

>>15356342
I am a gun owner, I put my sauce on my fries like a man, I use a fork like God intended, and I don't give a fuck what a prissy little Americunt who voted away his guns thinks.

>> No.15356599

>>15354722
>r*eddit: exists
>OP: doesn't stay there
sad!

>> No.15356638

>>15356599
bumping this gold

>> No.15357633

>>15355878
>>15356164
No it's not Indian curry. It's a very herbs-y ketchup. Sprinkle some small diced onions on top and you're good to go.
that hela cury goed good with fucking everything

>> No.15357757

>>15357633
I know what it is dude, it's made in Germany. Hela is a German brand. And yeah it's indian curry. Look at the ingredients.

>> No.15357786
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>>15354722
>Its a free house for you Jim
>You gotta bring furniture but the house is free
>Im not carrying this around all day. Its for your house
>Free real estate I'll pee my pants
>Its free real estate

>> No.15357814

>>15357757
Oh yeah you're right, german indian ketchup

>> No.15357866

>>15354808
Sowieso

>> No.15357971

>>15354722
Lose chips look extra yummy, add a squirt of ketchup and it will be McScrumbleyumbles!!

>> No.15357979

>>15356167
>Also, mustard in mayo isn't typical.

It's typical to my region and unless you're making Jap mayo why wouldn't you put mustard in? So you can enjoy the complex flavours of oil?

>> No.15357985

>>15357979
No, you just use a more flavourful vinegar. Using prepared mustard when making mayo is typically just compensating for bland vinegar. I'm not saying it doesn't taste good, but it's far from standard.

>> No.15358005

>>15357985
>Using prepared mustard when making mayo is typically just compensating for bland vinegar.

Sorry but that's bullshit. I use lemon juice and some white wine vinegar depending on what the mayo is for but I'd never leave out mustard. Are you putting some sherry barrel-aged raspberry balsamic vinegar in your mayo

>> No.15358010

>>15354722
>reddit retard op's anus exists
>every cock within a 500 mile radius: "it's free real estate"

>> No.15358014

>>15358005
Okay, I'm standing down here; sorry if I offended you. I'm not implying that mustard can't be used in mayo. I am implying that mayo isn't exclusively made with mustard. That is all.

>> No.15358037

How come every brand of mayo i find all have its main ingredient as soy oil.
I made it my self with olive oil and peanut oil and it taste way better.

>> No.15358652

bump

>> No.15358907
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15358907

>>15354722
You are good kid, real good.
But as long as I am in town you will be second best, you see ?

>> No.15358967

>>15358907
what is that?

>> No.15358992

>>15354722
That’s a disgusting amount of mayo what the fuck, I’m not even opposed to eating fries with mayo but that’s some nasty shit

>> No.15358993

>>15358992
That's a fairly small amount of mayo for one person, I'd say?

>> No.15359005

>>15356008
Yeah I’m gonna say it’s mostly homemade mayo that’s better and all your fronting about euro mayo is just retarded
>>15358005
See it’s homemade not store bought you retard
>>15356025
Idk what the fuck you’re implying but it’s basically impossible to fuck up fries and if anyone is eating “sloppy shit fries” in America then it’s because they took fries and sloppa’d a buncha shid on it for shits’n’giggles which you wouldn’t understand because you’re too poor to afford food you retarded fuck

>> No.15359008
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>>15354722
the most keyed mayo

>> No.15359009

>>15359005
bit of a sensitive git are ya?

>> No.15359038

>>15358967
Its feta

>> No.15359567

>>15354722
>rddit
exists
>you
it's free real estate

>> No.15359583

>>15354808
wtf is wrong with europeans

>> No.15359597
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@15359567

>> No.15359724

>>15359583
OBSESSED

>> No.15359992

bump

>> No.15360042

I always have my french fries with mayonnaise and ketchup mixed...

>> No.15360092

>>15354808
c'mon son, how could you?

>> No.15360101

>>15354722
>Mayonnaise when Ranch exists

>> No.15360104
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15360104

Step aside, Butch

>> No.15360111

>>15360104
what's the red sauce?

>> No.15360137

>>15360111
>red
It's brown. It's peanut sauce and mixed with mayo and diced onions

>> No.15360149

>>15360137
>peanut sauce
interesting

>> No.15360259

>>15360101
He is white

>> No.15360333
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>>15360149
ill give you my peanut sauce

>> No.15360372
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>>15354722
HOLY FUCK GO BACK

>> No.15360587
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15360587

>Hangover in college after Homecoming
>Slowly walk to dining hall
>Waiting in line as it won't open for 10 minutes
>Talk to a Belgian exchange student
>Bretty cool guy who is also hungover
>Decide to eat together
>Get Western omelette made
>He gets a plate of nothing but French fries
>Has like 6 little tubs of mayo
>And a couple sunny side up eggs
>Absolutely disgusting
>He begs me to try it, promises best hangover food
>He is right
>End up tossing my omelette and going back in line for fries and a couple sunny sides
>Have a great time and ended up partying that night
>Thanks for the tip Jean, ending my hangovers wherever you are now.

>> No.15361185

>>15360372
bumping this gold ;)

>> No.15362378
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>>15354722

>> No.15363486

>>15354722
Mayo's good.
Mayo+Ketchup even better.
Mayo+Ketchup+Worcestershire Sauce+Garlic Powder+Pepper is god tier.

>> No.15363633

>>15359008
I tried this for the first time recently and hooly shit i am never eating any other mayo

>> No.15363652

>>15355038
I made my own rendang a while back and I'm sure it would go great with fries.

>> No.15364510

bump

>> No.15364617

Make the mayo on the spot, don't use anything even a couple hours old, add ketchup, sliced onions, some paprika, give it a nice and long stirring to imbue with air, make sure to oversalt the fries because the sauce will take out some of the edge, perfect fries imo.

>> No.15365069

Ketchup on fries is fine
Mayo on fries is fine
Chili and cheese on fries is fine

Yellow mustard on fries is some nasty shit desu

>> No.15365121

Le buumperino :D

>> No.15366426
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15366426

>>15360104
Now just hold on a minute there eh?

>> No.15366532

>>15354722
if it's not Thousand Island dressing I lichraly DO NOT fuck with it. fucking SAVAGES

>> No.15366551

>>15366532
All that fake shit tastes like preservative. You can't make a proper salad dressing and sell it without it tasting like garbage preservatives. Make it yourself.

>> No.15366559

I like Mayo + hot sauce or sriracha or whatever.

>> No.15366616

>>15354808
I do this with tendies.
God tier sauce combo.

>> No.15366666

>>15354808
Don't forget the finely chopped raw white onions.

>> No.15367282

>>15356008
I don't think this is true...

>>15354722
fries are really good with vinegar OP
if you don't like sour things you can try them with ice cream or some kind of frozen milkshake. I learned this from another thread >>15362387 you should check it out.

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>>15366666
Fucking satan quints checked.
And yes my man friet speciaal is amazing.

>> No.15368808

>>15356149
t.ignorant turd worlder

>> No.15368891

bump

>> No.15369010

>>15355878
germany and austria do ketchup mayo

>> No.15369015
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15369015

Home-made tartar sauce, you absolute philistines.

>> No.15369090
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>>15363486
my man

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>>15356342
>I use a fork like God intended

>> No.15369232

>>15356355
>I use a fork like God intended

>> No.15369549

>>15369232
I mean, if it's a messy version, like poutine or something, a fork makes sense.

>> No.15369561

>>15354722
People who eat sauce on fries fucking disgust me.

Salt and nothing else you fucking fucks.

>> No.15369637

>>15369549
Our ancestors used to rip off animal bones at the joint with our bare hands and smash them with rocks and suck out the marrow, and here we are today worrying about getting gravy on our fingers

>> No.15369643

>>15362378
holy fucking based

>> No.15369664

>>15369637
>He thinks this is a good argument about being an uncivilized savage

>> No.15369968
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>>15354722
internet: *exists*
reddit: "it's free real estate"

>> No.15370098

>>15369968
yeah what's up with this 'it's free realestate' zoomer reddit humor. also 'i'm about to end this man's whole career'. god i hate these fucktard redditors.

>> No.15370147

>>15370098
Free real estate was genuinely funny at one point. It's been driven into the ground, but that's what happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4-UnU8lWY

>> No.15370942

>>15369968
fuck you gonna do bitch shut the fuck up bitch
>*muh reddit*
i will rape you and kill you and piss on your grave bitch

>> No.15371503

If you eat m*yo you should be permabanned from /ck/

>> No.15371520

>>15354722
go back to r*ddit you fucking faggot

>> No.15371587

>>15371520
le bump

>> No.15371778

>>15370942
Shut up, faggot. You couldn’t rape anyone with your limp microdick. Dumb pussy ass bitch.

>> No.15371802

>>15370942
>>15371778
You guys can both rape me. :)