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Lunch time! Today we are making anon's famous chili mac*

*penne

>> No.15348422
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First things first! Season that pasta water and bring her to a boil!

>> No.15348424

>>15348417
Clean your pot.

>> No.15348427
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While your waiting for the pasta to cook, assemble your choice of veggies! Any bell peppers and onions will do really.

>>15348424
I refuse!

>> No.15348434
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Right, veggies in on max heat with a bit of olive oil. Want to get a nice sear on these guys

>> No.15348441
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Add your 93% ground beef and mash it all around, naturally.

>> No.15348444

>>15348427
Damn savage refusing to clean his pot!
I bet you put corn in your chili.

>> No.15348449
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Season her up nice and good

>>15348444
Cleaning is for women! And theres no women in this house ;_;

>> No.15348453

>>15348441
93%? jee whiz

>> No.15348459
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You want your noodles to retain some firmness so they can finish cooking in the sauce

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Right, cover in Manwich sauce evenly and set the lid on, putting the heat down to about 8.

>>15348453
What would you prefer? I find 93% to be not too fatty and not as dry as 96%.

>> No.15348469

>>15348449
That doesn't sound too good, so what do you do, buy new stuff everytime you cook or just let the muck build up?
And yeah >>15348453 is right, do 80/20.

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Prepare your secondary toppings. These are the ideal of course.

>> No.15348479

>>15348467
Manwich sauce?
WHAT!!!!?????
That's not chili!

>> No.15348488
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Cheese on, green tobasco splattered with care, lid back on for another short spell as the flavors mingle and converse

>>15348469
Oh come on now the outside of a crockpot doesn't affect anything. Its a nice patina, signs of love.

>> No.15348492

>>15348479
Aha! Good observation! But we are not making chili, rather we are making chili mac*

*penne

>> No.15348498
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Take some time to admire the scenery and all of God's gifts to mankind...

>> No.15348503

>>15348488
>Processed cheese

What are you doing, anon?

>> No.15348504

>>15348492
Might as well just take a can of campells chili and some mac & cheese blue box, then your done, you can add your green tobiasco after.

>> No.15348505

>>15348503
Creating something beautiful.

>>15348504
(You) might as well! But not me.

>> No.15348515
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>>15348503
It seems to be a winter abomination.

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After steam has created a nice rainforest aura in your kitchen, remove from heat. Spoon into your desired dish and add our piece de resistance: crushed doritos!

Optionally, for a firmer texture you may opt to move the contents into a baking pan and broil before serving

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>>15348488
>american white processed cheese

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Oooh mama! Thats one helluva good sloppa! No need to thank me folks, just doing my part for the community :)

>> No.15348526

>>15348520
Only the best!

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>>15348523

>> No.15348542

>>15348523
Is that a tranny?

>> No.15348544

>>15348532
Those are called pecs, not booba

>> No.15348555

>>15348518
Dude, have some taste you should have used habanero doritos and jalapeno cheetos.

>> No.15348560

>>15348422
season with what??

>> No.15348562

>>15348523
I swear that looked like you were putting it into a bin. I feel deceived.

>> No.15348566

>>15348542
I am not an animal! I.. am... a MAN!

>>15348555
(You) can very well use those if you so wish when preparing this dish! Any will do.

>>15348560
Lawry's seasoning salt of course

>> No.15348568

>>15348560
Smoked paprika.

>> No.15348570

>>15348562
Bitch YOU'RE a bin. I came to bring good tidings and a classic recipe, not to be insulted

>> No.15348574

>>15348568
That would be a good addition to the ground beef actually

>> No.15348576

>>15348566
Get back to the island of doctor Moraeu

>> No.15348583

>>15348570
That's understood and good tidings to you but it seems as if you were preparing that for some prisoners.

>> No.15348598

>>15348583
We are all prisoners in the jail cell of life, if you think about it

>> No.15348611
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>>15348598
Mongo just pawn in game of life

>> No.15348619

>>15348570

Normally I’m on the side of the chef here but this recipe insults chili, pasta and Mac and cheese and looked terrible ok every aspect of its creation. Anon pls just make separate dishes this dish isn’t fit for recovering heroin addicts let alone normal people

>> No.15348642
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>>15348619
Maybe OP should drink some Moxie.

>> No.15348675

>>15348619
>>15348642
Hush, tastelets. Its a classic recipe for all ages and creeds

>> No.15348686

>>15348417
>mac
>using penne
0/10 would not eat

>> No.15348708

>>15348686
You know not the joys of manwhich chili mac*

*penne

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>>15348642
>taking advice from a guy wearing lipstick and blush
For me, there's only one old fashioned, non-mainstream soda that I'll go out of my way for. Frankly, why pepsi or coke isn't churning out a lime soda to the masses is beyond me, but I guess expecting the average Joe and Jane to have any sense of good taste is asking too much.

>> No.15349071

>>15348902
>lime soda
Why bother paying a premium for it? Just squeeze some juice into canada dry or something.

>> No.15349080

>>15349071
Because green rivers are part of my childhood and therefore special for me to drink, especially considering the only place I can get them locally is a place I'd never go to otherwise. They're a unique treat for myself, and I don't half-ass treats to myself.

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>>15349080
Fair enough, I feel the same about pic related

>> No.15349659

>>15348417
This is the result of retardation, some 30 year old brony retard, stuck on disability trying to RP being normal. This attempt and cooking would make the homeless sick.

>> No.15350095

>>15349659
I may be a retard on disability but don't you EVER. EVER. Accuse me of being a brony again

>> No.15350109

>>15348441
>93% ground beef
do americans really..? what's in the remaining 7%?

>> No.15350119

>>15350109
>Lol I was just PRETENDING to be retarded

>> No.15350133

>>15348498
you live in a parking lot?

>> No.15350144

>>15350133
You don't? It makes things very convenient.

>> No.15350148

>>15350119
huh? wtf

>> No.15350152

>>15350148
Sorry I see you weren't pretending after all. Aluminum is the remaining 7% as is customary in the USA

>> No.15351537

>>15349080
The east river in nyc is part of my childhood but that doesn't mean I want to drink it.

>> No.15351985

>>15348498
>snow
>mfw live in commiefornia now and no longer get comfy snow days
i miss it bros

>> No.15351995

>>15348523
>dat gyno
time to hit the gym chilifag

>> No.15351997

>>15349102
Sconniefag with his overrated soda

>> No.15353334

>>15351995
I lift, anyone who leans forward and isn't a twink looks like that

>> No.15353749

>>15351997
It does get exported to other states you know. Also name a better root beer

>> No.15353964

>>15351985
Higher elevations in NorCal get a lot of snow. Ofc, you would have to be willing to leave mom's basement.

>> No.15353982

>>15353334
Yeah we can tell you lift a fork or spoon to your fat mouth non stop.

>> No.15353990

>>15353964
>norcal
sorry, I'm not a beaner

>> No.15353996

>>15353982
Rude

>> No.15354009

>>15353996
so is your body

>> No.15354020

>>15354009
Disagree