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What are you preparing for Valentine's Day?

I'd like to prepare something different for her so for a main I'm going to try and make salmon roe on a potato with creme fraiche.

>> No.15330293

>>15330282
Nigger you are over thinking it. Champagne and chocolate. Preferably with some nuttiness. You could drop some panties with a bottle of cliquot and a fucking snickers.

>> No.15330308

>>15330282
this just tells me you think your gf is a potato and yet you still want to fertilize her eggs

are you going to give her orchids too?

>> No.15330402

a sad fap

>> No.15330418

>>15330282
>for her
Inanimate sex dolls cannot consume food. Your efforts will be wasted.

>> No.15330671

>>15330282
My gf was overly decomposed even for me for our last Valentine's Day, so I don't think I'll be digging her back up this year. I'll probably just have some grilled cheese alone and raise a glass of wine in her honor.

>> No.15331758

>>15330671
You have to move on.

>> No.15331885

I hate women and I hate Valentines day. In the pre-Covid world I would just hire an escort or take a trip to Asia to pay to fuck some whores so I am not really sure what to do nowadays but I certainly wont be wasting my time getting a girlfriend to spend a ton of money on her for a fake holiday invented by corporations.

>> No.15332216

>>15331885
>I hate women
Just go gay already

>> No.15332315

>>15330282
>salmon roe on a potato with creme fraiche.
Is this another attempt of making peasant food fancy? like adding a bunch of foreign-sounding cheeses to macaroni and cheese?

>> No.15332320

>>15331885
Wow, you are such a redpilled chad, what every man wishes to be

>> No.15332348

>>15332315
If you break anything down, everything is basically peasant food just cooked correctly and plated.

>> No.15332491

>>15332320
I'm lame as fuck not trying to impress anybody I am, just talking genuinely here.

>> No.15332551

>>15331885
Valentine's Day has been the end of most of my relationships. If she wants to commercialise our relationship by making a big deal out of Valentine's Day I lose all respect for her. The one who didn't want to make a big deal out of it ended up cheating on me. Maybe I hate women, too.

>> No.15332947

>>15332551
>If she wants to commercialise our relationship by making a big deal out of Valentine's Day I lose all respect for her
Sounds like you would just forget because you're on 4chans on all day arguing which fast food chain you like the most.

>> No.15332963

>>15332216
All the downsides of a woman but with no pussy, pass

>> No.15334124

Bro if she hasn’t put out already cut your losses.

>> No.15334147

I'm planning on sleeping with a Barbie doll my broken brain feels is sexually attractive for some dumb reason even though I can get real girls.

I don't really know how to address this with a psychiatrist. To make this more food and cooking involved, I will be on a no-alcohol diet by then, so I will be having a big steak and maybe a lobster tail.

>> No.15334808
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15334808

>celebrating Valentine's day
>knowing what /ck/ and 4chan is
Pick one.

>> No.15335079

>>15331885
Love is fake. Money is fake. Community is fake.
What are you going to do about it? Cry and fap some more? No one cares how you live in the rat race.