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Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:23:14 2020 No.15312024 [Reply] [Original]

Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. These facts apply to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change this. You can say "it tastes like pure vinegar", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a Soyjack and somehow insist that a 152 year old sauce is "soy". Oh I'm sorry, literally no one cares that you're a fucking tastelet and a retard; production just increased even more, GG. This immortal beast cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:23:52 2020 No.15312027 Tabasco is for fags

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:25:20 2020 No.15312030 >>15312024 TL;DR Too vinegary

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:25:32 2020 No.15312031 File: 90 KB, 1000x1000, 1259997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312024 Remember to post the good one next time.

>>	Frank Barone !!kVrdlMDuR0r Wed Dec 30 13:25:47 2020 No.15312032 >>15312024 enjoy your pepper flavored vinegar faggot....and while you're at it, never return to this website...you don't belong here

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:26:29 2020 No.15312037 >>15312024 >You can say "it tastes like pure vinegar", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a Soyjack and somehow insist that a 152 year old sauce is "soy" Thank you, I will do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:57:01 2020 No.15312145 >>15312027 >>15312030 >>15312032 >>15312037 6420 bottles have been manufactured since this thread was created.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 14:01:56 2020 No.15312161 >>15312024 Louisiana sauces are based. Fuck Cali and asian sauces

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 14:03:22 2020 No.15312170 >>15312145 Tabasco! All hail the master race of sauce! Just thinking about the thousands of liters sitting in fermenting barrels makes me want to coom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 14:23:31 2020 No.15312250 >>15312170 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 14:38:52 2020 No.15312338 >>15312170 baste

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Anonymous Wed Dec 30 14:47:07 2020 No.15312381
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>Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. These facts apply to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change this. You can say "it tastes like pure vinegar", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a Soyjack and somehow insist that a 152 year old sauce is "soy". Oh I'm sorry, literally no one cares that you're a fucking tastelet and a retard; production just increased even more, GG. This immortal beast cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 14:48:20 2020 No.15312388 sharts

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 14:51:22 2020 No.15312399 File: 661 KB, 800x800, 1606591383131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312024

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 15:17:32 2020 No.15312537 >>15312024 Op is not a fag for once

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 15:43:01 2020 No.15312694 >>15312024 the green one is king perfect level of tang to heat excellent on tacos

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 19:32:33 2020 No.15314048 >>15312024 Subsidies. Tabasco isn't even the best hot sauce from Louisiana. Watery tourist sauce.

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Anonymous Wed Dec 30 19:43:41 2020 No.15314123

>>15314048
It should be the best since they only use peppers grown on some island where the soil and climate are ideal, strict control on the ripeness of the peppers when picked, fermented in oak barrels for 3 years and bottled with vinegar.

The problem with it is they started watering the pepper juice down with too much vinegar in order to increase volume and consequently (((profit))) at the expense of quality, just riding on the branding. And retards fall for it like the zombie consumers americans are..

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 19:56:11 2020 No.15314188 >>15314123 HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SO FOULY ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TABASCO HEATHEN WE SHALL CHASTISE YOUR UNSAVABLE SOUL TO THE BURNING CROSS RELENTLESSLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 20:14:04 2020 No.15314304 File: 3.65 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20201116_094843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking 'scolets

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 20:14:57 2020 No.15314317 >>15312024 Literally just hot vinegar. Lame sauce for lame normies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 20:16:26 2020 No.15314326 File: 107 KB, 1200x1200, 04150080505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heard some little faggot was talking shit...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 20:17:30 2020 No.15314337 >>15312024 >$.05 has been deposited to your account Congrats on the new job, anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 20:44:32 2020 No.15314518 Only fags don't like Tabasco. Its scientific fact

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 21:20:05 2020 No.15314712 File: 123 KB, 165x540, Original_Bottle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15314123 Yeah it was probably good before they sold out, but since I've been alive, I always go for pic related. Crystal is also way better than Tobasco.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:12:24 2020 No.15314966 File: 187 KB, 1000x1000, LOCKED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312145 >locked

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:43:59 2020 No.15315117 Luv tabasco Luv grace's Luv louisiana 'Ate nandos Simple as

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:47:09 2020 No.15315126 File: 494 KB, 1500x2000, dzHFplbDb_2100.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312024 I prefer the Broken Taco brand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 02:20:46 2020 No.15316180 File: 72 KB, 208x776, 1554760134377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15315126

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 02:37:55 2020 No.15316235 >>15312024 Baby’s first hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 02:57:23 2020 No.15316318 >>15314326 Not aged, "garlic" powder, unnecessary additives. Shit industry sauce. And you taste it. I you want a cheap lousiana style alternative take the actual louisiana brand. That´s pretty good.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 10:59:53 2020 No.15317571 >>15316180 Broken Taco is a good brand of hot sauce, they have a lot of variety too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 12:16:15 2020 No.15317817 >>15314712 Yeah, I switched to Louisiana too after Tabasco started going full Schlomo. Sad, many such cases!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 13:07:32 2020 No.15317992 >>15312024 Far from my favorite but I like having it just in case. I do fucking love the chipotle version however. Can anyone recommend similar (or better) sauces? Low heat, peppery, smoky but not on the level of bbq sauces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 13:12:04 2020 No.15318009 >>15312024 Too much spice, not enough flavor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:31:10 2020 No.15319458 >>15317992 Cholula chiptle is really good

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:37:25 2020 No.15319492 >>15312024 Tabasco is my favorite. Cream-pepper fags get out

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 19:21:14 2020 No.15319762 >>15312024 Based for once

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:28:31 2020 No.15320127 >>15312024 That shit is not even sauce, is salted vinegar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:31:00 2020 No.15320144 File: 106 KB, 1025x1025, download3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15312031 >doesn't post the scorpion sauce i put this shit on pussies like you before i eat them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:33:12 2020 No.15320155 >>15312024 I like the flavor of Tabasco, but it's not hot enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:34:35 2020 No.15320164 >>15316469 Do you ever have a lucid moment where you realize you're neurotic and wish you could be a normal human being?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 20:35:03 2020 No.15320167 >>15312170 ill fucking inject that shit straight into my veins i love it so much >>15317817 >>15314712 >>15314123 buy the family reserve then you fucking faggots

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Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:52:06 2020 No.15320735

>>15312024
>sucking this much tobasco dick instead of just simply stating you like it like a normal anon.
ngmi and yes it's a good general hot sauce but shit like sriracha is just better for instant soup enjoyers like myself. would still keep both at home and tell others that like hot sauce to do the same.