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15294936 No.15294936 [Reply] [Original]

What is their true purpose

>> No.15295038
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To be fertilized

>> No.15295061

Make chicken

>> No.15295090

To crush their enemies, to see them driven before them, and to hear the lamentations of your women.

>> No.15295096

is that a mousepad?

>> No.15295115

sure is

>> No.15295579

to keep that guy in his fort

>> No.15296029

Based barbarian poster.

>> No.15296042

to piss this guy >>15295784 off

>> No.15296047

To make gains

>> No.15296084

>your women
>implying anon will ever have a woman

>> No.15296146

>what is anime?
Everyone can have a waifu nowadays, anon!

>> No.15296155

And to think that you yourself were once an egg... and then the condom broke.

>> No.15296172

The brown eggs commit more crime than the white eggs despite being 13% of the population

>> No.15296178


>> No.15296191

You can have several 2d women. The eggs will hear their lamentations.

>> No.15296249

To throw at you.

>> No.15296393

Waitinging for egg fort to be posted

>> No.15296501

He is imprisoned by the eggs. He will suffer endlessly for his crimes. In the fort he sits. In the fort he remains.

>> No.15296512

To give to the whores I pull off the street

>> No.15297966

But only ~12% of those eggs are brown. And that's assuming there aren't any brown eggs hiding on the 2nd/3rd white egg layer.

>> No.15297969

Reminder that more than one waifu will ruin your laifu. You unfaithful manslut.

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>> No.15298291

based conan poster

>> No.15298330

Nature's multivitamin

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>> No.15298499

based temujin poster

>> No.15298803


>> No.15298880

based and reproduction pilled

>> No.15298883

To be babies

>> No.15298909

Based sadist

>> No.15298954

To get laid.

>> No.15299126

thats not even true.

the eggs we eat are basically just the discharge from a chicken's menstruel cycle.

>> No.15299167

lazy lazy fatty fatty gaijin wheeeeeeeee

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>> No.15299355

I ate an olive from an ex girlfriends vagina once, so that’s pretty similar

>> No.15299361

>and to hear the lamentations of your women
at least get your quote right

>> No.15299369

Technically, he did. The question isn't What Is Best In Life, and the rewrite changes the PoV to the eggs.

>> No.15299399

the menstruel cycle is when the body expels an unfertilzied egg. That is exacte what we eat when we eat eggs. and unfertilized egg.

>> No.15299435

Great high school factoid, retard. But the high school nerds were wrong, and so are you. No uterus, no menstruation. It is only ovulation.

>> No.15299689

Eggs don't have women, silly.

>> No.15299695


>> No.15299892

But what are they when my eggs were fertilized

>> No.15299905

the only acceptable answer

>> No.15300936

to be an ingredient. Any that says that they should be eaten on their own needs to be shot.

>> No.15301101

>Stop liking what I don't like!

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