/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15286790]

>Be Yuropoor
>Look up recipe for meatballs because hungry
>Video shows professional chef, everything clean, classical musik in the background
>Everything is marked out with metric system, even if you get lost somewhere along the way use elegant and beautiful roman to figure out the measurements (Deci = 10, Centi = 100, Milli = 1000 etc)
>8/10 bretty gud
>wanna see what burgerclaps version is like
>Look up recipe
>Some fat mixed race creature walks on cam
>"HOWDY Y'ALL NOW TODAY WESSA GON MAKE THE SPEICY MEATABALL JUSTA LIKE A MOMMA USETA MAKE"
>/ck/ usually shills this guys so uh whatever I guess
>"YO GON NEED 1 CUP BY WEIGHT OF FLUID OUNCES OF CORNSTARCH, A HEAPING FINGERSPOON OF UNMILLED FROZEN PEAS"
>what
>HALF A FOOT OF A BASKETBALL AMERICAN, MAKE SURE TO USE FAIRTRADE
>GRAB A POUND OF IMPERIAL, PREHEAT OVEN TO 40298 DEGREES KELVIN
>DRESS LIGHTLY WITH RANCH DRESSING AND DONT LET NOBADHE TELL YO DIFFERENT
>The fat mongrel has a heartattack on camera, dies

Help me /ck/ I'm hungry for meatballs but american cooking scares and confuses me

[Anonymous No.15286806]

>40298 DEGREES KELVIN