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15281997 No.15281997 [Reply] [Original]

I'm starving and my mom wont order chinese food. What do?

>> No.15282000 [DELETED] 

Niece. With astroglide.

>> No.15282005

Chinese """food"""

>> No.15282010

>>15281997
Poop in your closet.

>> No.15282011 [DELETED] 

>>15282000
reported

>> No.15282017

>>15282010
Ok will do this

>> No.15282024 [DELETED] 

>>15282011
Great now everyone can report you as well.

>> No.15282047

>>15281997
What is in the fridge and cabinets? What do you have to work with?

>> No.15282060

Grow the fuck up you manbaby. Order it yourself with your own money or shut the fuck up.

>> No.15282083

>>15282060
funnily enough, i ordered about $37 worth of Five Guys the other night on UberEats and it took almost an hour to get to my door...once I got the food I had two orders of fries and a drink missing and when I asked the delivery boy about it he denied knowing anything about it and started to get agitated

anyways I called Uber about it and they said there was nothing they could do about it...fuck delivery services

>> No.15282086

>>15282060
Everyone has been homelocked and I haven't stolen shit or else I'd have money you fucking idiot.

>> No.15282095

>>15282083
Lazy shit. The fuck would you do that seriously loser? Fucking get your own shit. Lol what a fool.

>> No.15282105

>>15282083
Ur dumb, you don't actually talk to the delivery driver or "call" uber dumbass report inside the app. Some fucking pajeet spilt my fucking milkshake and prolly went all over his fucking car. Took a picture of it and not only did I get a refund for the shake but because it was part of a combo it refunded the cheeseburger too. Plus I got %20 the order and a $15 coupon for my next order.

>> No.15282107

>>15282095
dumbass....there's a fucking pandemic, even if I could im not going to just walk into a store where there could be people spreading the virus....wtf is wrong with you?

>> No.15282108

>>15281997
Turn her into chinese food

>> No.15282122

>>15282108
Based

>> No.15282125

>>15282107
Bullshit. It's just the china flu. Do you order delivery every year during flu season? The fuck you have to be worried about? Are you not a healthy young man?

Do you take care of an elderly person or something? The .02 percent that could actually have a symptom? Lol. So fucking silly.

>> No.15282128

Fuck the childs bald cunt.

>> No.15282131

>>15282107
Oh, I just want to thank you for keeping all the people at the bars not so packed and tourist destinations so open and free without people. Also cheap hotels on my last weeks trip. Keep boxed up inside by yourselves losers while I take advantage of all the great shit going on in my travels.

>> No.15282136

>>15282083
>waiting an hour for shit barely warm food instead of eating it fresh off the grill at the restaurant. Fucker probably microwaved it.

Stupid.

>> No.15282145

>>15282125
>>15282131
dear god there is something wrong with you two...seek mental help you actual psychopaths

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15282148

>>15281997
Make your own food.

>> No.15282155

>>15282145
Fucking media has you brainwashed in the palm of their hand. Glad you fucks are off the road as well. More room for me.

>> No.15282156

>>15282083
This reeks of bullshit

>> No.15282158

>>15282148
catfags deserve the worst imaginable death

>> No.15282161

>>15282156
>he doesn't recognize the pasta

>> No.15282178

>>15282083
>order Uber Eats
>see cute arab girl is my driver
>her photo looks amazing
>quickly brush my teeth, comb my hair and put on outdoor pants
>she walks up to the door
>open it in advance like a gentlemen
>"Yes?"
>"Order for anon?"
>"Oh of course thank you very much. Hey do you want to join me?"
>"Okay"
>only ordered for one so I have to cut my burgie in half
>start streaming Hellraiser 1 on my tv while we eat
>"Thanks"
>she just leaves, barely 10 minutes into Hellraiser 1
>feel like an idiot for not trying to fuck her
>still hungry because only had a shake, fries and half a burger
>order another meal from a different place so they don't think I'm greedy
>Uber Eats assigns the same driver
>FUCK
>she gets my chinese food and brings it back
>"I thought this was the same address"
>"Y-yeah I didn't eat lunch today" (lie)
>offer her some chinese food
>"You're not going to keep ordering food because you shared right?"
>laugh it off
>Resume Hellraiser where we left off
> "You know it's like you're my girlfriend just for tonight...you know getting me dinner and watching movies with me"
>she finishes up and leaves again
>what the fuck she didn't even thank me this time
>give her a 1 star for both deliveries and complain she ate some of my food

>> No.15282202

>>15282178
>arab girl

Fugly. You a desert shitskin too then it might be ok.

>girl has to be at least 16 to drive

The fuck are you a geriatric fetishist? Too old for that shit. Find a young girl you perv.

>> No.15282219

>>15282161
Lmaoooo

>> No.15282281

A cute kid.