/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15280870]

The Queen of /ck/

[Anonymous No.15280888]

>>15280870
This is ok during camping, but only during camping.

[Anonymous No.15280906]

What do you need from Satania?

[Anonymous No.15280947]

>>15280870
toothpaste scarf

[Anonymous No.15280949]

>>15280947
lol based

[Anonymous No.15280958]

>>15280870
pretty sure THIS is the queen of /ck/ anon

[Anonymous No.15280963]

>>15280958
>3d pig disgusting
no

[Anonymous No.15280976]

>>15280870
breaking it in half is the worst move.
Now it's too short to eat by wrapping it around a fork but too long to eat with a spoon.
If you're breaking it you should break it up nice and small for spoonfuls.

[Anonymous No.15280977]

>>15280958
>fat
>jewish
No thanks

[Anonymous No.15281023]

>>15280976
you think I'm going to listen to someone who can't help getting sauce all over her face like a retarded child? think again

[Anonymous No.15281057]

>>15280977
>fat
Just makes her softer
>Jewish
>implying you don’t like getting nagged at

[Anonymous No.15281133]

>>15281057
If we were married, the instant she nags at me she's getting slapped, hard.

You see , I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just kissed her on the cheek. After a few kisses, I told her I loved her deeply but she is such a disappointment. She started crying and whimpering and couldn't speak, so I kissed her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to get her act together. So I took her home and told her this would be the beginning of a new life for both of us. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, promising to a third party that things are going to be better from now on.

Before that incident, I had never shown her the affection she had craved. But I had always wanted to. I told her "I'm not comfortable with showing my feelings."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.15281149]

>>15281133
wrong pasta buddy

[Anonymous No.15281160]

>>15281133
Based

[Anonymous No.15281161]

>>15281133
Well you didn't beat her like I thought this was going but it means your first statement is weird and out of place

[Anonymous No.15281173]

move aside, queen coming through

[Anonymous No.15281179]

>>15280870
Water doesn't boil hot enough for a campfire.
If she's on a home stove, just let the shit full boil and drop the whole damn noodle.

[Anonymous No.15281204]

>>15280958
Expired. Released her stupid book just a little too late, popularity on the wane, doesn't have an interesting enough personality to maintain popularity on her own merit. Depression imminent.

[Anonymous No.15281217]

>>15281173
>Dosen't even wanna try new stuff
>No passion for food
>Can't even cook
>queen

[Anonymous No.15281234]

>>15281173
nawe.

[Anonymous No.15281245]

>>15281234
>Dosen't even like food

[Anonymous No.15281253]

>>15281173
Why aren't girls cats??

[Anonymous No.15281259]

>>15281245
yeah?

[Anonymous No.15281260]

>>15281234

[Anonymous No.15281267]

>>15281234
>>15281260