/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15254565]

>lets just fry this and put mesquite and onions on it

Why does anyone take him seriously?

[Anonymous No.15254569]

he beat bobby flay.

[Anonymous No.15254573]

I always thought that was his wife but no way two random people would have the same fucked up nose

[Anonymous No.15254590]

>>15254569
Yeah, of course he beat him in frying food. That's all he can do.

[Anonymous No.15254673]

fuck you, OP
kent is one of the only good food youtubers

[Anonymous No.15254682]

>>15254565
useless cunt doesn't know how to smile

[Anonymous No.15254713]

>>15254673
I feel like his schtick has run out, though. It was great when it was all about accurate recipes in historical and/or modern cowboy context, but why the fuck should I or anyone else care about a "cowboy crunchwrap supreme?" It's like Babish with his two offshoot series, Basics & Being. Like, your TV/movie recipe thing was quirky and original for it's time, but outside of that it's now just an average home cook (now with fancier tools and gadgets), trying to convince me he knows best.

I know for most it's because they're trying so hard to make it a lasting career, but there's something to be said for shutting the fuck up when you've no longer got anything relevant to say.

[Anonymous No.15254721]

>>15254573
It's from snortin meth.

[Anonymous No.15254743]

>>15254565
After he quit doing true cowboy food, he just became another mouthbreathing knuckledragger way out of his league. He should have switched to portraying shitty church potluck crap, at least he would have been true to his christcuck nonsense.

[Anonymous No.15254851]

>>15254713
>>15254743
>>15254565
>>15254590
t. seething transsexuals

[Anonymous No.15254856]

>>15254721
based

[Anonymous No.15254875]

>>15254851
>ad hom those who disagree
well aren't you adorable?

[Anonymous No.15254883]

>>15254565
Just cook the fucking food and save the god stuff.

[Anonymous No.15254952]

He doesn't really fry much though. Do you even watch his channel?

[Anonymous No.15255032]

>>15254565
imagine being so far gone that you LARP as the oregon trail video game because you have some weird victim complex about being a bible thumper living among other bible thumpers

[Anonymous No.15255106]

>>15254682

[Anonymous No.15255140]

>>15254565
Because he speaks with a phony cowboy accent and people rate the effort.

[Anonymous No.15255153]

>people shitting on rollins
His videos are cute, the food isn't bad, there's no religious stuff in the YT content. The fuck is your problem, exactly? Oh no, how dare he talk about his personal beliefs in his fucking cookbook you have to literally seek out and buy?

Yeah I wish he did historical stuff but he probably burned through all the historical stuff that's actually in his wheelhouse to do. There's only so many reenactment recipes for dirty cow hobo's living in the grass. He could maybe expand his content to include history, culture, and crafts like Townsend but lets face it he doesn't know shit about any of that, he does a very specific kind of historic larp.

[Anonymous No.15255160]

>>15255153
>weird ass self published fundie "cookbook"
>never heard of it before today
>suddenly simps everywhere
t. kent rollins

[Anonymous No.15255172]

>>15255160
>book title mentions faith
>FUNDIE
pro tip, mentioning jesus or religion adds an instant 3 figures to your sales numbers, midwestern jesus freaks eat that shit up. Second, i'm sorry your churches minister touched you as a child, but why are you posting in a thread about a guy you've never heard of?

[Anonymous No.15255185]

Disappointed they did photoshop his dog onto the cover of the book in the background.

[Anonymous No.15255191]

Unironically hate all religions but Kent has a genuine positive aura about him so gets a BASED in my book

[Anonymous No.15255197]

>>15255191
*tips fedora*
another gentleman of tastes I see

[Anonymous No.15255202]

>>15255172
>Second, i'm sorry your churches minister touched you as a child,
I'm guessing since he's such a faggot he's more upset that the minister didn't touch him.

[Anonymous No.15255210]

>>15254565
all you need in life is onions.

[Anonymous No.15255218]

>>15254590
Who can beat a man with God on his side?

[Anonymous No.15255278]

God bless kent rollins and all the joy he has brought to the world.

[Anonymous No.15255536]

>>15255153
>mfw taste of cowboy

[Anonymous No.15255580]

>>15255197
You're welcome christcuck

[Anonymous No.15255612]

>>15254875
yes and theres nothing you can do about it you entire nigger. go shove your philosophy textbook up your ass

[Anonymous No.15255621]

>>15255536
These hunks looks very masculine and handsome they must get a lot of ladies... wish I could be like them.

[Anonymous No.15255627]

>>15254713
>something to be said for shutting the fuck up when you've no longer got anything relevant to say
First day on Earth in the past 20 years?

[Anonymous No.15255693]

>>15254565
I'm not a christian but I have to point out that you are butthurt because it has "faith" in the name

[Anonymous No.15255700]

>>15254743
>mouthbreathing knuckledragger
butthurt about "faith"

[Anonymous No.15255706]

>>15254851
>"s-stop making fun of my boyfriend!!!"

[Anonymous No.15255966]

we ever get a peek at the wifes feet?

[Anonymous No.15255972]

>>15254590
>y-yeah so what if he beat celebrity chef bobby flay? i-it doesn't count anyway!1!!

[Anonymous No.15256056]

>>15254565
Onions improve almost every dish. I'm sorry they make you cry pussy.

[Anonymous No.15256181]

>>15256056
Garlic > Onions

Garlic is better in almost everything, onion is the poormans garlic

[Anonymous No.15256196]

>>15255706
You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.15256217]

>>15256181
Garlic is for fags who don't know what flavor is. Besides shallots > anything else.

[Anonymous No.15257171]

>>15255106
That's as fake a smile as that other fakeass "friendly down home southern" fundie Paula Deen.

[Anonymous No.15257173]

>>15255106
>>15257171
it's not even a video either, they took hundreds of shots for this cover and this was the least worst they could do

[Anonymous No.15257243]

>>15254851
polcels are the most embarassing retards in existence. Imagine being this reddit, that you insult people who dont like your youtube tradwife

[Anonymous No.15257384]

>>15254565
I thought people watched him because it was just kinda easy going, rather than because they consider him a super serious cook?

[Anonymous No.15257400]

>>15254565
Eat the onion OP.

[Anonymous No.15257544]

>>15255706

[Anonymous No.15257896]

>>15254565
I’m actually going to make his chicken and waffles recipe for dinner tonight, but alas I don’t have any of his proprietary Red River Ranch seasoning that the recipe calls for. Does anyone have any recommendations for a substitute? Here’s the recipe
https://kentrollins.com/chicken-and-waffles/

[Anonymous No.15257916]

>>15254565
what does faith has to do with cooking?

[Anonymous No.15257919]

>>15257544
lol all these person have sex though unlike polcels

[Anonymous No.15257923]

>>15257916
Same thing it has to do with anything. You may not be interested but they're going to shove it down your throat whether you like it or not. If you express disinterest it is a hate crime against straight white males.

[Anonymous No.15257934]

>>15257923
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.15257946]

>>15257934
Were you hoping I might? FYI, most men in drag would be more attractive than this thing >>15255106

[Anonymous No.15257963]

>>15257946
It’s okay to be gay man, if you’re attracted to men there’s nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.15258223]

Never heard of him, is this some kind of flyover celebrity that the kind of people who pray to Qanon get excited about?
>>15257896
Make your own ranch you dumb faggot, it's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.15259400]

>>15255197
im more of a gentleman of smells

[Anonymous No.15259432]

>>15257544
this is unironically what i picture when i see people hatekentposting

[Anonymous No.15259456]

Man that guy's fingers are thicker than my dick

[Anonymous No.15259463]

>>15259456
why do you think that cunt smile so goofy?

[Anonymous No.15259524]

>>15258223
It's a seasoning you fucking dystrophic

[Anonymous No.15259537]

>>15254565
no one does

[Anonymous No.15261105]

>>15254565
because hes a fucking COWBOY you seething transexual.
cope. dilate.
youll never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.15261840]

>>15255966
Asking the important questions

[Anonymous No.15263366]

>>15254565
Nope. But I still watch him because it's wholesome as fuck. Am I going to make that? No. Am I gonna get baked and watch you make that? Yeah. Same goes for Bob Ross and Jacques Pepin.

[Anonymous No.15263394]

>>15263366
>Am I going to make that? No.
You go girl! God forbid if you *gasp* cooked after having the explicit instructions, ingredients and techniques spoon fed to you. So just waddle into mcdicks, taco hell, pizza slut for your carryout and fantasize about being a cowboy cook. And yell at your mommy when she's 5 minutes late heating up your frozen tendies.

[Anonymous No.15263488]

>>15263394
>being this mad because you have no mommy making tendies for you

[Anonymous No.15263732]

>>15263488
My mom is dead

[Anonymous No.15263741]

>>15263732
choked to death on a minority, sad

[Anonymous No.15263774]

>>15254851
Based.

[Anonymous No.15263780]

>>15257243
You’ll get way things work around her soon “ma’am”>>1525

[Anonymous No.15263784]

>>15257919
>Projecting your virginity in hopes it somehow makes you less of a virgin

Do trannies unironically really do this?

[Anonymous No.15264678]

>>15259524
Yes- as such, it would take you like three minutes to make yourself, you lazy ham hock.

[Anonymous No.15264777]

>>15254682
Its ok anon, I know you're an antisocial autistic basement sweller. not everybody has taken a photo. I'm a bit surprised you were never forced to take one at school but maybe you're from a weird shut in home schooled family too. Which would help explain your lack of social skills.

[Anonymous No.15264843]

>>15264777
a weird and faggoty post you've just written there, stop doing that