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>chang takeout, what you want?
How do you respond /po... /ck/?

>> No.15248402

>>15248390
beef and broccoli and your daughters panties

>> No.15248403

>>15248390
give me a number 17 and a number 22 extra spicy

>> No.15248407

>>15248390
GENERAL TSO
FRY RY
WONTON

MAKE IT FAST YOU DINK FUCK

>> No.15248412

>>15248390
I politely order my General Tso's combo and leave them a $2 tip. :^)

>> No.15248434

>>15248390
>ching chong ching chong chong, chingi chongi ding-a-long

>> No.15248435

>>15248402
Beef broccori
No daughter, she become doctor
You want wonton

>> No.15248444

>>15248407
$30.95 prus $10 dara derivery
Credit card onry

>> No.15248450

>>15248444
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15248452

>>15248403
Extra spicy is supa spicy
You sure you want

>> No.15248455

>>15248390
Local Chinese buffet has their jr high aged daughter working the front....she has really filled out

>> No.15248460

>>15248390
There's already a thread on this you fucking retard

>> No.15248467

>>15248390
fly lice n egg rorr

>> No.15248472

>>15248390
Chicken, white rice, and mixed vegetables with extra black bean sauce, and don't you fucking forget my free soda
>>15248455
I am already in love with her

>> No.15248473

>>15248460
This chang takeout
Otha thread have rats, poo poo platter betta here
You orda from us
What you want

>> No.15248483

>>15248472
Free soda only come with runch spesha
Soda can $2 dorra
what more you want?

>> No.15248598

>>15248483
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15248613

>>15248390
>Hello, is this Pizza Castle?

>> No.15248616

>>15248390
Wah curri cheeps
praw crackah
sausah on side
los a saw finger prease

>> No.15248627
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>>15248472
I wish she was a menu item

>> No.15248638

>>15248390
For you to get out of my country.

>> No.15248641

>>15248390
family meal with sweet and sour, mongolian beef, and egg rolls

>> No.15248647

>>15248390
Duck in gutter oil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

>> No.15248650

>>15248613
This chang takeout
What you want

>> No.15248666

>>15248638
We need many credit cod numba to send to CCP grorious china communist party

>> No.15248688

>>15248452
please give me some hot oil on the side

>> No.15248696

>>15248688
Yes yes, we put soy sauce in bag, what more you want?

>> No.15248712

>>15248647
Chinks are truly subhuman

>> No.15248716

>>15248650
Can I get a large #1, extra size?

>> No.15248749

>>15248716
Yes #1 large
Beef or chicken?

>> No.15248751

>>15248696
crab rangoon and extra egg roll

>> No.15248760

>>15248751
Oh yes, crab Rangoo very tasty
How you pay

>> No.15248829

>>15248412
Ah, a fellow intellectual I see

>> No.15248830

>>15248760
I'll pay there

>> No.15248836

>>15248830
Credit card onry no cash

>> No.15248840

>>15248455
Jr high? The local spot I go to has a literal 7-9yo little girl behind the counter and on the phone because she speaks better English than all the adult employees. Really kills my boner when she sounds like an adult taking my order.

>> No.15248853

>>15248836
How much for a tug job behind the dumpsters?

>> No.15248865

>>15248390
hot and sour soup, eggroll, kung pao chicken with no water chestnuts

>> No.15248871

>>15248853
We tok rater

>> No.15248883

>>15248749
No, this is Patrick.

>> No.15248906

>>15248883
You choose now
Beef or chicken

>> No.15248907

Shrimp fried rice, sweet and sour chicken, and a coke. I used to get this all the time with my gf when I was in 9th grade. She lived close by one in our small Midwestern town. I remember going over to here place on Saturday to fool around and get Chinese food with her.

>> No.15248942 [DELETED] 

>>15248907
And now you see your elections rigged by nigger worshippers and your towns infested with foreigners brought in to replace the native population

>> No.15249011

>>15248942
Yeah. I wonder if she got blacked™

>> No.15249118

>>15248906
No. This is Patrick.

>> No.15249188

>>15249118
>hangs up

>> No.15249198

>child lovin

>> No.15249471

House lo mein, ma po tofu, shrimp egg foo
young, boneless spareribs

>> No.15249533

>>15248390
lei hou
ngo juk dim saam, siu maai, haa gau, chaa siu baau, sai gwaa zap, fuung zau.
hou saam aa, chop chop kali pok

>> No.15249578

>>15248853
Iss past 1 o’crock you miss dairy special, you pay $9.99, card onry

>> No.15249733

Cashew and water chestnut pork, 3 noodles, and information on how i can directly contact the chinese communist party.

>> No.15249936

>>15248390
Extra tight and smelly asian twat for my BWC

>> No.15249977
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>boneless spare rib with white rice
>pint of shrimp lo mein
>fried dumpling
I'll come pick it up so I don't have to tip

>> No.15250020

cream of sum yung gui

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>> No.15250167

Nothing. I was calling the massage parlor to see if they were open. Sorry, but can you yell downstairs to ask?

>> No.15250200

>>15248390
Pork lo mein, some crispy shrimp and broccoli, 6 wontons, 2 wonton soups, some spare ribs, general tso chicken meal, and some hunan beef. I'll pay by card and just deliver it to my place you have it on file

>> No.15250272

Gimme the boiled dog.

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>>15248390
I wan sum bat soup ma nigga, Biden finna give us nother big ass stimulus chek, tryin to get offa work for the unemployment when that kicks off na mean? Hook it up dawg. We gon pay yo delivery boi when he rolls up hear.

>> No.15250642

Yo, let me get a spicy garlic chicken, and uhhhh some fried rice, throw in a milk tea aswell. Have a great day!

>> No.15250880

>>15248390
2 orders of kung pow, one cup egg drop soup one cup hot and sour

>> No.15250957

>>15248390
too short rib, wutang clam, shakur (two packs), and ice cube in my ice tea

>> No.15250967

WERCOME SHITTY WOK TAKE A ORDER PREASE

>> No.15250976

>>15248390
>2 order kitten fried noodles
>1 order dog dumpling

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>>15248390
Thanks for the COVID you grotty little insects. Cheers. Don't worry, our governments forgive you. They're making too much money off your slave labour to hold you accountable for an act of war. Biological warfare takes a backseat to the profits of the global elite apparently.

>> No.15251025

>>15248444
>>15248444
Trips of truth, brother