/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15242950]

Nothing better than a good ol' English Brekkie (Australian) after a night of drinking

[Anonymous No.15243014]

>>15242950
wheels indicate you're a poser carrying that skateboard under your arm instead of skating

[Anonymous No.15243033]

>>15242950
What is it like being homeless in aussieland?

[Anonymous No.15243074]

>>15242950
Do you not have a table to eat at? I wouldnt eat anything that was anywhere near that fucking disgusting floor.

[Anonymous No.15243097]

>literal peepee poopoo floor

[Anonymous No.15243109]

>>15243014
I do skate
>>15243033
I own this house so I'm not homeless
>>15243074
>>15243097
I accidentally shat on the floor last night coz I was drunk but normally the floor is clean. Don't need a table though, waste of money.

[Anonymous No.15243116]

>>15243109
Do you normally use your house or is it just an symbol item to you?

[Anonymous No.15243130]

>>15243116
What do you mean use it? I live here.

[Anonymous No.15243145]

>>15243130
Look man you don't need to hide the fact that you're homeless or live in a closet. We're not gonna make fun of you. This is a food board after all. How is the brekkie?

[Anonymous No.15243150]

>>15243109
>I accidentally shat on the floor last night

[Anonymous No.15243155]

>>15243145
It's a house. This is my lounge room from my work computer

[Anonymous No.15243157]

>>15243109
That carpet looks like it's never been cleaned or vacuumed dude stop bullshitting. I dont have a dining table either but if I were to take a picture of my food I wouldnt put the plate on the fucking floor. How about oh I dont know the countertop or stovetop you assembled the plate on? Or the armrest of your couch or wherever you eat? Just be honest, you only made this thread to get (You)s about the disgusting pigsty you live in. Congrats you fucking degenerate, you got me.

[Anonymous No.15243160]

>>15243155
>concrete floor
does your parents know that you shat in the basement?

[Anonymous No.15243168]

>>15243155
I can smell the cat piss from the other side of the fucking world.

[Anonymous No.15243178]

>>15243150
Yeah, I don't know if my housemate saw it though. I heard vinegar helps get it out, if anybody has any suggestions on how to clean it.
>>15243157
It gets vacuumed a bit, but why don't you eat on the floor? Japanese do it. Also I didn't assemble it, it's ordered. That's why it's in a take away container.

[Anonymous No.15243206]

>>15243178
>I own this house
>housemate
>shits literally on carpet and then puts his food next to it

[Anonymous No.15243213]

>>15243178
You still went to your cutlery drawer and stick a fork in the food, you could have taken a pic then. You have to be mentally I'll to chose a dirty shitstain as the place to eat your food. Japs sit on the floor but still have tables that elevate their food off the ground, because they follow food safety protocol like most civilized people do. You're absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15243252]

Can the Bongs and sick Aussie cunts explain baked beans for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.15243320]

>>15243252
They're high on protein and fiber so they make sense as a breakfast food. I dont know why bongs praise beans on toast so much though, it's nothing special.

[Anonymous No.15243333]

>>15243252
>saddam the main villain

>not yankees

Good propaganda. Republicuks and libertardians love that retarded shit that basically consciously allows them to have Blackwater glass a nation as long they can massacre anyone rebelling

[Anonymous No.15243409]

>>15243168
Cat pisses in the laundry
>>15243157
I keep a fork at my desk so I don't have to go to my drawer, don't you?

[Anonymous No.15243419]

>this entire thread

[Anonymous No.15243425]

>>15243155
>men live like this and don't see any problem with it

[Anonymous No.15243428]

>>15242950
>>15243178
why are you eating so near the poop stain

[Anonymous No.15243438]

>>15242950
>English (Australian)
Is that what your driver's license says under "Sex"?

[Anonymous No.15243449]

>>15243333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynvgArZWToE

[Anonymous No.15243475]

>>15243155
Honestly? Fuck the haters. Looks comfy.

[Anonymous No.15243508]

You can go inside with shoes on in Australia?
What if you stepped in dingo doo like out there in the street?
And you just went home without realizing it?

[Anonymous No.15243561]

>>15242950

[Anonymous No.15243579]

>>15243425
>>15243475
Thank you, it is a comfy house.

>>15243428
It's near my normal computer table and I was working on something

[Anonymous No.15243643]

>>15243579
So you have a desk/table but you choose to eat on the floor by the shit stain facing the wall? Your entire house probably smells of mold and catfish and general filth

[Anonymous No.15244003]

>>15242950
do all Australian homes look like crack dens?

[Anonymous No.15244190]

>>15243168
These bants though

[Anonymous No.15244214]

>>15243109
Based floor shitter

[Anonymous No.15244241]

>>15242950
>>15243109
>eating next to your own shit puddle on the floor
I hope a tiger snake bites your cock.

[Anonymous No.15244247]

>>15242950
Why do all Australian men suck cock?

[Anonymous No.15244495]

>>15243109
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.15244536]

>>15242950
Absolute fuckin' gronk, giving us Australians a bad name. No wonder all the foreigners think we're cunts when grots like you crawl out of the woodwork. Eat on a table like a fucking human you ape, eat your food off a plate and not out of a styrofoam takeaway box, stop shitting on the floor, actually ride your skateboard and stop carrying it like a 16 year old tries to use them as a prop to get laid and do some basic fuckin' cable management. Swear to fuck if this isn't some expert crafted bait, I bet you live in Sydney like an extreme poof to boot.

[Anonymous No.15244575]

>>15243155
Comfy. Definitely looks like the whole house stinks like shit

[Anonymous No.15244579]

>>15244536
You wouldn't say that to his face in real life. He'd shit in your food and you'd eat it like the bitch you are.

[Anonymous No.15244580]

>>15242950
>Shit stained floor
Dumb abo

[Anonymous No.15244592]

>>15242950
God that "Breakfast" looks fucking disgusting, must be retarded to think that's a great thing to wake up for, especially if you're hungover
>>15243109
>Accidentally shat on the floor last night coz I was drunk
>Table is a waste of money
Yeah, must be retardation

[Anonymous No.15244642]

>>15244579
Cunts like this are why we have one punch laws in Australia, to stop us publically murdering them with a king hit. Now they're trying to put out the shark culls to stop them dying in the surf too. Thankfully you can still report people to mental health and get them committed for being filthy pigs. I'd backhand this weeb motherfucker into next week and he wouldn't say shit about it; look at his room. Shit taste in food, shit taste in media.

[Anonymous No.15244660]

>>15243130
Gross.

[Anonymous No.15244780]

>>15244003
How is it a crack den? It's a nice house >>15244241
It's not like it's touching the food, it's just near so it makes no difference.

[Anonymous No.15244985]

>>15244780
It might have been a nice house, before you started shitting on the floor.

[Anonymous No.15245043]

>>15243333
fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.15245053]

>>15243109
>I accidentally shat on the floor last night
Yeah don’t drown in a cup of applesauce, bud.

[Anonymous No.15245279]

>>15243109
>shits on the floor of a house he owns
FILTH

[Anonymous No.15245287]

>>15244780
You ate literally inhaling fecal bacteria with each bite you retard.

[Anonymous No.15245292]

>>15243155
>unironic weeb shit on walls
>dirty floors which need to be vacuumed
>scratched up couch due to untamed pet
>guitar hero controller
this is your average /ck/ poster

[Anonymous No.15245298]

>>15243155
HOLY HECK IS THAT MANGA COLLECTION?

[Anonymous No.15245343]

>>15243320
Plain beans on toast is very boring, you have to add a bit extra to make it shine - chopped onions and garlic, a splash of worcestershire sauce, diced chorizo, maybe put cheese on the toast etc

[Anonymous No.15245836]

>>15245298
Nah they're comics and some philosophy/ancient history books and old lit, manga is cringe

>>15245279
>>15245043
>>15244985
This is only the first time I shat on the floor so it's not bad, I didn't even piss on the carpet.

>>15245287
Not at any recognisable level, it'd be worse if someone farted in the other end of the house.

>>15245292
Why would I care about a scratched couch? It's not like the cat will rip up the couch. Plus I got these for $10 from a girl at work anyway.

[Anonymous No.15245842]

>>15245836
>Homer books
>literally shits himself and on his own damn floor

Unexpected and based combination

[Anonymous No.15245898]

>>15245836
>It's only the first time
Don't say it like that dude, what you are going to start shitting more often now?

[Anonymous No.15246048]

>>15245842
I didn't shit myself. When I woke up in the morning I saw my shirt was in the bathroom and my pants and underwear were on the lounge room floor, but without shit on them. I can continue saying I haven't shit myself since leaving nappies.

>>15245898
I'd hope not, but the first time is always the hardest. I wouldn't surprised if it happened again.

[Anonymous No.15246081]

>>15246048
But you still defecated directly on your floor you disgusting cunt.

[Anonymous No.15246170]

>>15246081
So say that, not that I shit myself, dumb ESLposter

[Anonymous No.15246182]

>>15246048
Still based you cunt

[Anonymous No.15246401]

>>15242950
Pussies say things like this. If you can stomach food, you haven't drunk enough.

[Anonymous No.15246419]

why do you have a stuffed leopard

[Anonymous No.15246439]

>>15243150
>>15243508
>>15244241
>posting anime

[Anonymous No.15246478]

>>15243333
He was stockpiling weapons of mass destruction you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.15246507]

>>15246439
Anime website.

[Anonymous No.15246522]

>>15246478
Damn that's good bait

[Anonymous No.15246526]

>>15246478
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.15246528]

>>15246439
>posting a frog

[Anonymous No.15246740]

>>15246439
>posting anime on an anime forum

[Anonymous No.15246823]

>>15246419
He's a Cheetah not a leopard

[Anonymous No.15246834]

>>15246740
hey i have the same gif :)

[Anonymous No.15246970]

>>15246401
This. If you're able to to keep food and water down, nevermind leave your fucking bed/couch and go pick up takeout food, then you weren't hung over.

[Anonymous No.15246984]

>>15246170
You lost control of your bowelswhoch is the same fucking thing as shitting yourself idiot. Your disgusting abo ass just decided to stop and squat instead of running to the bathroom. With your cheeks clenched. You need to be institutionalized for your mental health issues.

[Anonymous No.15246993]

>>15245836
>worse if someone farted in the other end of the house
Think that if you want, and enjoy your disease and an early death.

[Anonymous No.15247087]

>>15243160
that looks like vinyl

t. actually have concrete floors through my whole house

[Anonymous No.15247097]

>>15245343
If you're going to put any effort at all into beans on toast you might as well make something else. It's not a dish you eat out of respect for yourself.

[Anonymous No.15247149]

>>15247087
Vinyl doesn't scratch or stain like that.

[Anonymous No.15247159]

>>15242950
try again you kangaroo cunt

[Anonymous No.15247186]

>>15243109
>accidentally shat on the floor last night
please tell me how this actually happened?

[Anonymous No.15247215]

>>15246048
>I didn't shit myself. When I woke up in the morning I saw my shirt was in the bathroom and my pants and underwear were on the lounge room floor
once this happened with me too. have a hub my shit on floor brother.

[Anonymous No.15248044]

>>15247149
Vinyl scratches all the time. What do you think causes skipping?

[Anonymous No.15248373]

>>15243109
>>15243155
Why is nearly every piece of OC on /ck/ either super depressing/disgusting or really impressive?

[Anonymous No.15248611]

>>15248373
>why is it three very different things
what else could it be, that's a pretty big range

[Anonymous No.15248631]

>>15243155
looks super comfy desu, i would rip tokes and waste a whole day there.

[Anonymous No.15248678]

I shat on my 6yo neice once when I was drunk. I was so blacked out I woke up and both of us were nude under the covers at like 3AM and I was like I don't want to move and get water because we've only slept nude together once before and then I turned around from being the big spoon and it shook something up in my stomach and then I thought.... well... I gotta fart. So it didn't come out quick so I gave it a push and I ended up projectile farting on my nieces nude butt and then the night just turned to shit with the bright lights and washing the sheets.

[Anonymous No.15248774]

>>15242950
Oi mate, you gotta loicense for that deadly fork?

[Anonymous No.15248851]

I made this the other day. Tea, soda farls, bacon rashers, jumbo sausage, eggs, black pudding, the works.

[Anonymous No.15248877]

>>15243155
Comfy but does need to be vacuumed

[Anonymous No.15248886]

>>15243320
>beans on toast so much though
Bong here. It's pretty nice quick food. Fried bread with beans is the shit. It is what you make, and you can mix in a ton of shit tho

[Anonymous No.15248900]

>>15248851
imagine the vinegary shits

[Anonymous No.15248920]

>>15245836
I like the cheatah in the KFC shirt

[Anonymous No.15248933]

>>15245836
Why is the stuffed animal wearing a KFC shirt?

[Anonymous No.15248961]

>>15242950
but you always have an english brekkie every day...

[Anonymous No.15249739]

>>15246526
Are you kidding? The intelligence reports are well known by anybody with even a little bit of political awareness.

[Anonymous No.15249741]

>>15248900
There is no vinegar in this...

[Anonymous No.15249792]

>>15249741
>hur dur you need to consume vinegar to have vinegary shits
okay shitlet

[Anonymous No.15249812]

>>15248886
I get it. I like canned beans in general (especially the maple flavor I dont know if those are readily available outside leafland) and I make my own bread so I do have it from time to time as a quick nutritious breakfast, but it's just not as tasty or interesting texture wise as bongs lead me to believe. And if I'm going to start adding other ingredients then I probably have the time to make a more substantial breakfast.

[Anonymous No.15249816]

>>15248044
Damn it took like a full day for someone to make this joke eh?

[Anonymous No.15249930]

>>15249792
Based

[Anonymous No.15250056]

>>15248920
>>15248933
He's a KFCheetah

[Anonymous No.15250116]

>>15246401
>>15246970
You’re a pussy if you can’t chalk down a takeaway the morning after a litre of vodka

[Anonymous No.15250699]

>>15249816
You didn't make it

[Anonymous No.15250742]

>>15250116
>a litres
>hung over
Lmao, theres people who actually drink on this board.

[Anonymous No.15250747]

>>15250699
I dont tend to go for the low hanging fruit, just surprised it took someone else this long.

[Anonymous No.15250935]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

[Anonymous No.15251369]

>>15250935
Kay boomer

[Anonymous No.15251457]

>>15243109
You know the phrase "don't shit where you eat?" Wait what am I saying, of course you don't

[Anonymous No.15251461]

>>15244536
>>15244642
Based irritable catankerous Aussie

[Anonymous No.15251471]

>>15243109
>I accidentally shat on the floor last night
lmayo

[Anonymous No.15251576]

Where are the eggs and sausages?

[Anonymous No.15251579]

>>15243178
Baking soda and white vinegar. The scientific reaction thing lifts the shit out of the carpet.

[Anonymous No.15251585]

>>15251576
They poached the eggs instead of frying so I threw them out, but the sausages are under the bread.

[Anonymous No.15252206]

>>15251579
I don't have any baking soda but I did get vinegar. I tried some other cleaner first in a brown container, and it fucking worked a charm. Said I had to open windows and ventilate the house while I did it though, but it worked great.

[Anonymous No.15252208]

>>15246526

[Anonymous No.15252626]

Looks fucking disgusting, I'd never eat anything near that nasty ass floor. You should be trying to find a job and a place to live instead of posting here. If you aren't homeless why the fuck are you eating off that disgusting floor? I just ate, I didn't need to see this it makes me sick.

[Anonymous No.15252712]

>>15252626
go back to plebbit. newfaggot

[Anonymous No.15252719]

>>15249739
imagine being such a gullible retard. hope you get mkultra'd

[Anonymous No.15252749]

>>15242950
Dude are u homeless? If you order take-out food when your house looks like that you have your priorities wrong

[Anonymous No.15254754]

>>15252749
What's wrong with how my house looks, it's entirely furnished

[Anonymous No.15254771]

>>15243109
Fair enough. Happens to me too sometimes

[Anonymous No.15254838]

>>15248678
I want to cut your head off

[Anonymous No.15254868]

>>15243109
FLOOR SHARTER

[Anonymous No.15254900]

>>15243109
>I accidentally shat on the floor last night

[Anonymous No.15254970]

>>15247159
Why the fuck isn't this popular in the US? I'm too poor and lazy to start a restaurant but this would sell like a motherfucker if it caught on

[Anonymous No.15254985]

>>15243109
>accidentally shat on the floor last night
Were you just practising up for the move to the big leagues of sharting in the mart?

[Anonymous No.15255099]

>>15242950
>>15243155
>>15245836

‘Strayans are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15255913]

>>15254985
I'm not American

[Anonymous No.15255924]

>>15255913
He's implying that Australians are inferior Americans, you totally self-unaware retard.

[Anonymous No.15256141]

>>15243157
>stop bullshitting
he clearly cant stop shitting, on the floor

[Anonymous No.15256818]

>>15255924
And you're a fucking liar

[Anonymous No.15256953]

>>15242950
Huh?

[Anonymous No.15256968]

>>15242950
I love those mcdonalds-style oval hash browns.

[Anonymous No.15257037]

>>15256968
They're basically a flattened tater-tot. I wish I could find a recipe for cutting and forming the potato bits like that instead of just shredding them and making standard hashbrowns.

[Anonymous No.15257119]

>>15250056
Now that's fuckin' based.