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[Anonymous No.15236425]

I want to make chili at home. What's a good recipe for a spicy Texas-style chili?

Love chili, but was raised on that Hormel canned stuff.

[Anonymous No.15236433]

Gotta have thos beans!

[Anonymous No.15236444]

>>15236425
Meat and peppers with salt.

Anything else is not chili.

[Anonymous No.15236461]

>>15236444
Heard there's only steers and queers in Texas and you don't look like a cow...

[Anonymous No.15236486]

>>15236433
My roommate doesn't like bean chili and I'm trying to make a lot of it so he's probably gonna eat some

>>15236461
Better than being a gay cow like your dad

[Anonymous No.15236494]

>>15236425
>I want to make chilli at home.
Whoa there, sonny. Let me tell you a thing or two about REAL COOKING. You better have at least $200 worth of spices in that cabinet, big guy. A good chili has at least a pound of saffron threads and nutmeg in it. Gotta have your half gallon of Indian E. coli-infused IPA, and don't forget the 50 grams of cacao, too! For a little extra zest, you can try your wife's bf's cum, too. Just know that if you put beans in it, it is NOT authentic!

[Anonymous No.15236780]

2 Alarm Chili mix, Stew meat, Ground chuck, onion, tomato sauce, diced tomato, salt.

[Anonymous No.15236803]

>>15236425
where the fuck is the video of a girl with this thing in her ass and a guy eating the taco while the mexican camera man mutters something about gringos?

[Anonymous No.15237065]

>>15236486
>My roommate doesn't like bean chili and I'm trying to make a lot of i
Good, let the picky faggot pay and cook his own food.

[Anonymous No.15237078]

>>15236780
I don't wanna use a chili mix :(

[Anonymous No.15237085]

>>15237065
Nah I've eaten a lot of his cooking as I was very broke so it seems fair to replace it

[Anonymous No.15237101]

>>15236425
Here'a a real answer, don't expect exact amounts
>2 lbs ground chuck browned with diced onions, jalapenos, and a fuckton of garlic
>deglaze with a can of your favorite beer
>buncha tomato sauce
>add a fuckton of cumin, chili powder, black pepper, seasoned salt
>throw a lil basil in there, a couple bay leaves if you feel like fishin em out
That's pretty much the basics, just let it simmer for at least 4 hours

[strawman !!9eSatjbJatr No.15237376]

Here you go. Absolutely no beans allowed.

[Anonymous No.15238403]

Just make sure you get quality beans

[Anonymous No.15239241]

>>15238403
The council has spoken

[Anonymous No.15239345]

Chili
1/2 lb bacon chopped
1/2 spicy sausage of your choice
1 lb ground beef
2 bell peppers chopped
1 onion chopped
2 cloves garlic minced
1 can pinto beans
1 can kidney beans
1 can crushed tomatoes with jalapeños
1 small can diced chiles
1 small can tomato sauce
1 can beef broth
Chili powder
Cumin
Cayenne pepper
Paprika
Salt
Pepper
Lemon pepper
Garlic salt


1. Cook bacon and sausage, throw in pot
2. Cool ground beef, season to taste
3. Sauté onion, bell peppers, and garlic
4. Throw all ingredients in slow cooker

Figure out amount of seasoning to what you like, or just use a boxed chili mix like the Shelby’s one. Or a mix of both. Either way, it’s fucking good

[Anonymous No.15239369]

>>15239345
>bacon
>bell peppers
>lemon pepper
>no fresh chillies
>all canned ingredients

worst chili recipe ever. fucking abysmal

[Anonymous No.15239377]

>>15236425

[Anonymous No.15239380]

>>15239369
>has a roommate
>mentioned was broke and ate roommates food before

Canned ingredients seem to be the best route. Plus it’s quicker.

Lemon pepper tastes good in it. So does bacon. Try it, or fuck off kike

[Anonymous No.15239382]

>>15239377

[Anonymous No.15239395]

>>15239380
>using packet mix seasoning
>paprika
>not enough garlic
>half a fucking pound of bacon

your chili is total slop. might as well dump that shit in a feed trough for you and your fatty room mate

[Anonymous No.15239399]

>>15239395
Interesting....people pay good money for my bowls of chili....seems like they like it.


Faggot

[Anonymous No.15239408]

>>15239399
no they don't. you're alone in a dingy little room with your asthma puffer and mountain dew bottles

[Anonymous No.15239412]

>>15239408
Cope harder Jew. It’s a delicious chili

[Anonymous No.15239418]

>>15239412
get lost nigger there's bell peppers and bacon in that shit wtf

[Anonymous No.15239428]

>>15239418
What’s your point? It tastes fucking great. You’d know if you tried it, but I guess you’ve had enough meat in your mouth today faggot

[Anonymous No.15239438]

>>15239428
using packet mix seasoning is reason enough to mock your shit recipe. begone tastelet

[Anonymous No.15239447]

>>15239438
>reading comprehension
“Or you could use a box chili mix”
>or

God, you’re a retarded nigger. Hang yourself and make the world a better place.

[Anonymous No.15239464]

>>15239447
I would if I had to eat your sloppy bowl of shit. no fresh chillies what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.15239468]

>>15239464
>no fresh chili’s!!!

Whatever, faggot. Go cook a better chili for your wife’s boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.15239492]

>>15239468
ok, once he's satisfied ill go put some lemon salt and bacon in my chili like a total faggot then do the bartman

[Anonymous No.15239589]

>>15236433
>>15236494
>>15237376
>>15238403
>btfo this anon so hard people are still making fun of him months later
Fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.15239830]

>>15236425
just put meat and chillis in a pot and add whatever you have lying around until its a gigantic sloppa

[Anonymous No.15239941]

>>15236425
Chili peppers
More peppers
Beans
Meat
Salt
Pepper
Garlic
Onions
Tomato and other veggies

[Anonymous No.15239951]

Glad to see everyone is still autistic enough to argue about random shit that doesn’t matter. Carry on

[Anonymous No.15240712]

>>15239941
You forgot cumin you fucking kike

[Anonymous No.15241303]

>>15240712
But I already came in your mom, anon.

[Anonymous No.15241363]

>>15237078
It's just premeasured seasonings and masa.

[Anonymous No.15241534]

>>15239418
I put bell peppers in my chili, too. It's good you sperg.

[Anonymous No.15241608]

>>15236425
Whats with all the sudden butt plug memes popping up lately?