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>gf tells me she’s making dinner tonight
>puts oil into pan, turns it on, then immediately adds chicken
>seasons it while it’s in the pan

>> No.15214038

>>15214030
Did you fuck her up her bumhole?

>> No.15214040

>>15214030
Give her advice instead of posting frogs on an imageboard

>> No.15214046

>>15214040
I beat her

>> No.15214047

Her boyfriend just showed up lads wtf....she said this was our night

>> No.15214059

>>15214030
I add wishisjourr sauce in the pan to my chicken

>> No.15214062

>>15214030
Be thankful you're getting anything at all you ungreatful fuck.

>> No.15214066
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15214066

I wish I had a gf

>> No.15214073

>tfw no gf, pan, chicken nor oil
some guys just have it all...

>> No.15214095

>>15214073
But you got seasoning

>> No.15214108

>>15214095
No, her boyfriend took that.

>> No.15214117

I hate women bros.. why is the standard so dog gone low >>>15214062

>> No.15214207

It is hard to watch someone cook if they are doing it wrong.

>> No.15214214

>>15214046
based

>> No.15214225

>>15214046
In what

>> No.15214228

>>15214030
What's wrong with this exactly? Seasoning doesn't need to happen at any time of the cooking

>> No.15214237

>>15214225
MarioKart

It's one of the few games where the relationship isn't ruined when one partner beats the other.

>> No.15214243

>>15214030
So quick update guys. My GF's Bvll came over and I eat his creampie instead.

>> No.15214253

>>15214228
>HE DOESN'T SEASON HIS CUTTING BOARD

>> No.15214258
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15214258

>anon decides to make passive aggressive thread about somebody nobody here cares about
>posts dumb frog

>> No.15214287

>making lemon meringue pie
>recipe calls for 6 whites, 6 yolks separated
>get a double yolk on my last egg
fate is a cruel mistress

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15214307

>>15214258
Shut up, bitch.

>> No.15215287

>>15214030
>seasons it while it’s in the pan
Ramsey does this with his 'based' butter with scrambled egg

>> No.15215469

>>15214030
I fuck my own son. Mouth and ass.

>> No.15215506

>>15214030
lol I did that tonight

>> No.15215510

>>15214030
Did she wash the chicken with hot water and liquid soap as well? it's a common theme.

>> No.15215512

>>15214073
"All I want for Christmas is a Chicken Pan Oil Girl"....

>> No.15215559

Don't worry everybody. I was just at op's house and cucked him. Fucked his gf in the ass then I made him order us tacos. His gf can't cook for shit.

>> No.15215602

>>15214228
you're supposed to fry your seasoning in the oil first, then saute your onions, then add your chicken

>> No.15215637

>>15214030
You always cook low and slow with oil you stupid fuck OP

>> No.15215657

>>15214030
I usually pan my gf while she's being seasoned by a chicken (in bed)

>> No.15215664

>>15214046
Good job

>> No.15215741

>>15215637
How are you supposed to sear things then? HUH?? Or fry things