/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15213541]

Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.
Stop falling for the lottery scam.
Stop coming in three times a week and being shocked we are cash only every time.
Stop asking for Blanton's when it's not truck day and I've specifically told you when to be here so you have a shot at Blanton's.
Stop asking for Crown Peach.
Stop buying Patron and Hennessy, they're shit tier and overpriced.
Stop asking me for bourbon and getting pissy that it's not from Kentucky.
Stop asking me for discounts, we're a state agency.
Stop asking for fucking Crown Peach.
Stop trying to shoplift when you're so fucking clumsy we keep catching you because you drop what you're trying to steal.
Stop trying to come in without a mask we're a fucking state agency we have to enforce that shit.
Stop asking for swishers.

[Anonymous No.15213549]

>>15213541
No.

[Anonymous No.15213554]

Stop buying liquor on Saturdays?

[Anonymous No.15213557]

>>15213541
What kind of pussy what’s for the state? Bootlicking loser I’ll steal your liquor and you’ll do nothing about it

[Anonymous No.15213560]

You could've avoided all that & gotten a real job if you had just not "stopped going to high school."

[Anonymous No.15213562]

>>15213541
Sounding like fascist Morty over there senpai.

Around here the liquor store people loathe the homeless inferiors who get drunk all of the time.

[Anonymous No.15213572]

>>15213541
Had a part time job at a liquor store while in undergrad. The drunks/people buying alcohol were mostly great. Lottery people can fuck right the hell off. You're a miserable bunch. Once witnessed a guy drop a grand on scratch offs and win maybe $75 bucks. He then told everyone working he would kill them and then smashed our glass door before leaving.

[Anonymous No.15213573]

>>15213560
It's my night job fuck you. I do my soul-sucking office work in the morning.

[Anonymous No.15213578]

>>15213541
Stop making this shitty thread.

[Anonymous No.15213584]

>>15213578
Stop posting in my shitty thread.

[Anonymous No.15213591]

>>15213554
Someone answer my question dammit

[Anonymous No.15213601]

>>15213591
Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.

[Anonymous No.15213613]

>>15213541
Do Americans really buy liquor in a store instead of ordering it online?

[Anonymous No.15213614]

>we
wagie gets stockholm syndrome

[Anonymous No.15213626]

>>15213601
But why? People party on the weekends

[Anonymous No.15213627]

“No”

[Anonymous No.15213631]

>>15213626
Because trucks don't come on weekends so odds are higher you get burned by your own procrastination and what you wanted is long gone.

[Anonymous No.15213636]

>>15213631
Lol da fuck? I'd just go to another liqour store since they're everywhere

[Anonymous No.15213638]

>>15213613
In germany we buy alcohol in the supermarket. What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.15213646]

>>15213638
Supermarkets don't carry the stuff I drink

[Anonymous No.15213658]

>>15213636
Haha not in this state you won't. They're all state run and beholden to the same truck schedule.

[Anonymous No.15213687]

i'm drunk af and i would fight any of you scoliotic little cripples .

[Anonymous No.15213702]

>>15213554
Because thats when everybody buys it so OP has to actually work

[Anonymous No.15213711]

>>15213658
Why do liberals fear fun so much?

[Anonymous No.15213715]

>>15213638
So do we in the US, but liquor stores have a bigger selection.

[Anonymous No.15213722]

>>15213711
>liberals
It's Ohio.

[Anonymous No.15213727]

>>15213573
and dick sucking retail-government work at night

[Anonymous No.15213728]

oh look this thread again. fuck you OP. btw got any blanton's?

[Anonymous No.15213732]

Utah is a communist state.

[Anonymous No.15213734]

>>15213541
No, keep crying you stupid wageslave

[Anonymous No.15213747]

>>15213541
>working in nigger infested neighborhoods

[Anonymous No.15213753]

>>15213541
tell me some stories of the most degenerate alcoholics to enter your store, I want some motivation to stay on the wagon

[Anonymous No.15213770]

I live in Indiana, and after we fixed the retarded law about no liquor sales on Sunday, I think we have a perfect setup. I can get 90% of the stuff I want at either Meijer, Aldi, or Kroger, and if not, I can hit up one of the specialty stores.

[Anonymous No.15213771]

>>15213541
Stop making the same fucking thread about how you hate your fucking job. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.15213775]

>>15213541

Picked up pic related earlier today. I've never been so lucky.

[Anonymous No.15213785]

>>15213541
Based Utah liquor store worker I feel like I be seen you on this board for a year. I'll be in salt lake city Tuesday

[Anonymous No.15213801]

>>15213775
Is getting a bottle of Blanton's classic so difficult? I could order one now for 65$

[Anonymous No.15213806]

>>15213775
>I've never been so lucky.

[Anonymous No.15213833]

>>15213541
>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.
um, why?

[Anonymous No.15213865]

>>15213753
OK so this here's the story of Stinky. Six foot tall man, chest-length beard, walked with a cane, always wore the same flannel every day. And the fucker STANK. The foulest odor of pure shit and rot you've ever encountered. He ruined the whole store for a solid 30 minutes for the 30 seconds he was in it. We played rock paper scissors to determine who got stuck helping him. The whole back of his pants were always tainted brown.

[Anonymous No.15213873]

>>15213541
Can I get some Crown Peach?

[Anonymous No.15213878]

>>15213613
Beer and wine=grocery store
Distilled spirits=state owned stores
t. The south

[Anonymous No.15213879]

>>15213541
>stop buying liquor on saturdays
??? i'm not american to understand why that would be bad

[Anonymous No.15213881]

>>15213541
That's what you get for making your livelihood by selling a neurodegenerative poison. You know that 80% of your sales (by gross revenue) are likely to alcolics and addicts. Certain patrician cultures and religions prohibit making your livelihood in such a manner. Mankind has known for centuries that when you sell alcohol, you cause problems for yourself, your customers, and your neighborhood.

I have no sympathy for you, for bartenders, etc. Do literally anything else for your money.

[Anonymous No.15213884]

>>15213801
entirely dependent on where you live and whether or not your state has an ABC

they produce a shitton of it but the normie hype is off the charts

[Anonymous No.15213896]

>>15213881
Agriculture happened because we wanted alcohol on a dependable basis. Alcohol was the primary liquid for most of the world for the longest time because it was guaranteed to be free from parasites and bacteria. It's not the alcohol itself that's the issue, it's issues of poverty and mental illness. When those are addressed, alcohol abuse almost universally drops.

Get off your high horse, preferably by swiftly jumping off of it after putting a rope around your neck.

[Anonymous No.15213899]

>>15213801

It's rare for me here in NC (we have ABC here). When travelling in other states I've found it much easier. It's nearly impossible for me to find it but only around the holidays.

[Anonymous No.15213900]

>>15213884
i once had a bottle of blanton's silver and it was alright but nothing that i would go out of my way for obtaining it

[Anonymous No.15213901]

>>15213881
Based straightedge retard

[Anonymous No.15213903]

>>15213899
919 here

[Anonymous No.15213931]

>>15213687
Imma go shave now, let's see how that goes

[Anonymous No.15213940]

>>15213896
>Alcohol was the primary liquid for most of the world for the longest time because it was guaranteed to be free from parasites and bacteria
FACT CHECK: MOSTLY FALSE. Medieval wine and beer was very very common, and it was popular because it was free from bacteria and parasites. So that's true. However, it was only lightly fermented and likely contained only like 0.5% alcohol, like Russian kvass. Modern wines, at 14%, did not exist until the very later medieval period. Also, people in the medieval era did drink plenty of plain water. There's lots of accounts of water drinking. People did not just drink beer and no water. That's ridiculous.

>Agriculture happened because we wanted alcohol on a dependable basis
FACT CHECK: LIKELY FALSE. There are scant written records on this, so it's all just theory-crafting. There are other theories, like hunter-gatherer groups slowly transitioning to agriculture by planting small amounts of desirable, high-value crops in areas where they plan to return, then gradually expanding the practice.

>It's not the alcohol itself that's the issue, it's issues of poverty and mental illness
FACT CHECK: MOSTLY FALSE. Study after study after study finds that alcohol exacerbates mental illness. It's also expensive. Don't play the "correlation, not causation" game here when there are studies showing causation.

[Anonymous No.15213944]

>>15213541
Hey bud, you got any more crown peach?

[Anonymous No.15213962]

>>15213940
>no sources
>admits that mental illness is worsened by alcohol, thereby admitting untreated mental illness is a cause of alcohol abuse

[Anonymous No.15213989]

>>15213753
While I was in grad school I worked at a gas station, every night this morbidly obese used car salesman used to cruise in. Every night. Three tallboy steel reserves, always paid in change. I started calling him the Man of Steel.

Yeah it was really clear from his 96 dodge neon, bad hygiene, and worse job that the man was a shambles though. If I’m his age, ~late 40s, drinking steel reserves I’ll kill myself

[Anonymous No.15214001]

>>15213940
Oh shit anon are you deboooonking? You fucking retard mongoloid reddit fuck?

[Anonymous No.15214008]

>>15213541
Stop complaining when all you do is sell drugs to addicts for huge profits.

What church are you? Doesn't sound like Jesus?

[Anonymous No.15214009]

>>15213541
You’re bitching about your shitty wagie job AGAIN!? Fuck off DSP-tier whiny fag

[Anonymous No.15214010]

>>15213541
>Stop asking for Blanton's when it's not truck day and I've specifically told you when to be here so you have a shot at Blanton's.
But OP, Blanton's is overhyped and not that great. There are other Buffalo Trace products, or products in general, that are better.

[Anonymous No.15214021]

>>15214010
Then stop asking for Blanton's.

[Anonymous No.15214039]

>>15213613
>__ ________ ______?
>about buying fucking liquor from a liquor store
Are you actually this fucking retarded or desperate for attention? Have you ever considered that different places have different laws and customs you absolute fucking basement dwelling retard?

[Anonymous No.15214044]

>>15214001
Wild guess, are you British? The way you talk... yikes.

[Anonymous No.15214045]

>>15214021
But anon, I don't.
Hell, any of the alternatives listed on this video are just as good, if not better, than Blanton's.
>https://youtu.be/a6-kt5lVx1o
Plus you won't be paying the $70 or greater price tag.

[Anonymous No.15214051]

>>15214021
Aight bro, lemme get a 2pack of grape swishers then

[Anonymous No.15214054]

>>15214039
Oh yeah, I'm sure websites that sell booze are suuuuuuper observant of the laws of municipalities where they don't live and aren't subject to. (Sarcasm, by the way.)

It's like buying cigarettes online. It's probably not legal where YOU LIVE, but plenty of overseas websites will still ship them to you.

[Anonymous No.15214055]

>>15214045
>youtube whisky shills

[Anonymous No.15214060]

Wooow

[Anonymous No.15214065]

>>15214055
>Went to JewTube
>Seached for "Blanton's alternatives"
>Copy-pasted the link
People who hype up Blanton's just know about it from the hype.

[Anonymous No.15214246]

>>15213865
Jesus just ban the fucker. No shoes no shirt no service doesn't apply here?

[Anonymous No.15214292]

>>15213541
Stale pasta

[Anonymous No.15214340]

>>15214246
Because the owner was an old skinflint that didn't want to ban anyone who gave him money. Funny thing is, we actually did have to ban him once covid started because the man was a walking health hazard. Not two months later we found out he'd died. Still not sure if it was disease or withdrawal.

[Anonymous No.15214353]

>>15213541
I've know op since he was 12, he's always been a wrirdo, but these past few years he's gotten legit crazy

[Anonymous No.15214367]

>>15213541
I don't drink alcohol anyways, so you won't see me. Alcohol is a shit drug, the effect is shit, the damage it does to your organs isn't worth it. opiates are way better, the legal pills that are legit are much more better for your body.

[Anonymous No.15214373]

>>15213613
Why buy it online and pay extra for shipping when I pass a liquor store on my way home from work every day?

[Anonymous No.15214384]

>>15214054
Why the fuck would I spend the money to import inferior liquor from China when I can go down to the store a quarter of a mile away and pick it up like human beings have been doing for generations upon generations, you absolute aspie? Human contact too difficult?

[Anonymous No.15214414]

>>15214367
This guy fucking GETS IT.

Opiates are wildly addictive, but they have many advantages over alcohol. They don't cause lasting brain damage -- they're not neurodegenerative, as in they don't cause "cognitive loss" (yes, your memory is shit while actively high, but once you quit it's not like you have brain damage... unlike alcohol). Opiates also don't have a hangover. They won't make you fat or bloated. They also actually feel good. I strongly dislike the feeling of being drunk, but an opioid high is pretty chill.

God, I hate alcohol.

[Anonymous No.15214416]

>>15214044
>yikes.
You don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.15214427]

>>15214054
>but plenty of overseas websites will still ship them to you.
In what fucking world do you live in that shipping something across the ocean adds no cost or inconvenience compared to just going to a store?

[Anonymous No.15214431]

>>15213541
>Crown Peach.
What is this like?

[Anonymous No.15214442]

>>15213879
liquor store is closed on sunday so there's a rush on saturday. OP is mad because he has to do his job for once.

[Anonymous No.15214456]

>>15213940
>FACT CHECK: LIKELY FALSE. There are scant written records on this
All of our earliest records are warehouse logs for grain storage and beer production using that stored grain.
We invented math before written language so we could keep track of beer production.

[Anonymous No.15214468]

>>15214427
You seriously can't be this dumb, right?

How do you think Russian vodka finds its way on retail store shelves in America? Irish whiskey? German beer? Mexican tequila? French wine? Do you think the inventory just appears out of thin air, or maybe gets "teleported" into the store somehow?

Yes, there are some inefficiencies in shipping single bottles at a time to your home. However, you MORE than make up for it when you no longer have to account for retail overhead and markup (i.e., you cut out the store's rent, employee salary, insurance, payroll and accounting).

Like, you ARE aware that many household goods are cheaper on Amazon than at Target, right? Same principle.

Holy shit, 4chan.

[Anonymous No.15214479]

>>15214456
Come on. As they say, that's "one toke over the line."

[Anonymous No.15214485]

>>15214468
It's pretty obvious you're shitposting, but you did get me legitimately curious. Post some online overseas liquor stores that will ship to the US so I can compare costs.

[Anonymous No.15214499]

>>15214479
read a book.

[Anonymous No.15214510]

>>15214431
sex sex sex

[Anonymous No.15214519]

>>15214353
Tell us more.

[Anonymous No.15214534]

>>15214499
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST POST EVIDENCE OF MASS ALCOHOL PRODUCTION AND CONSUMPTION FROM 6000 YEARS AGO

[Anonymous No.15214547]

>>15214499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

[Anonymous No.15214555]

>>15214499
Is that it? Looks like just a bunch of oonga boonga cave drawings. My 3-year-old also fingerpaints. Want to toke up and do some "deep readings" and "deep understandings" of them too?

Even if you are right (doubtful), that doesn't mean people from 5000 years ago were right about everything. They were probably fucking their goats too. Is that a good idea??

[Anonymous No.15214564]

>>15214414
Alcohol doesn't cause brain damage directly, unless you're really fucking far gone and by that point you have bigger problems.

[Anonymous No.15214575]

>>15213541

[Anonymous No.15214592]

>>15213541

[Anonymous No.15214605]

>>15214555
>Looks like just a bunch of oonga boonga cave drawings
It's a baked clay tablet pre-dating written language but post-dating unga bunga cave times.
There are thousands of them, and they all pertain to accounting of grain and beer.
The scratched shapes are illustrations of beer production, and the punched shapes are units of measurement.

Even if they were "wrong" to do so, the fact remains that ancient peoples invented math expressly to quantify beer and manage large scale beer production, and they did so before the written word.

[Anonymous No.15214677]

>>15214605
*cough cough*

Yeah, man, I'm seeing it too. Whoa, dude! It's like... what if LIFE ITSELF was really all about getting wasted, bro? All these rules and laws and society and money and stuff is BULLSHIT, man!

[Anonymous No.15214711]

>>15214677
It's generally agreed that ancient peoples were drunk and/or high and/or crazy from lead poisoning pretty much all the time, whether intentionally or accidentally.
And the fact remains that agriculture was invented for beer.

You don't have to agree with that lifestyle, but you do have to cope with the reality of it.

[Anonymous No.15214716]

>>15213541
stop making this gay thread, wagie. i bought liquor today

[Anonymous No.15214729]

>>15213541
What shitty state do you live in again?

[Anonymous No.15214743]

>>15214711
>lead poisoning

why

[Anonymous No.15214744]

>>15214711
You want so badly to believe it as unassailable fact for some reason. My guess is it's the fun factoid you trot out when you want people to think you're smart and interesting. Converting grain to alcohol is a method of storing and deriving value from fodder growing in sections of soil that aren't good for more nutritious crops, which is a much more likely explanation for its association with agriculture.

[Anonymous No.15214758]

>>15214744
You want so badly for it to be untrue, and yet the evidence speaks for itself. You need to learn to view history with a detached and objective eye rather than trying to make the past fit your worldview.

[Anonymous No.15214761]

>>15214744
i think that agriculture came before animal husbandry, so your use of the word “fodder” shows that you’re a wrong, sanctimonious fag

[Anonymous No.15214775]

>>15214414
Too bad it's illegal to grow poppy and all the street drugs are laced with fentanyl now, It's what the USA wants though, DEA wants people suffering and they want to profit off the fentanyl boom because it's cheap.

[Anonymous No.15214797]

>>15214775
Yup.

DEA: Want to be an alcoholic waste-of-life who drinks a fifth of vodka a day? NO PROBLEM.
Also DEA: Oh, so you want to grow some poppies for personal use only? Fifteen years in prison!

[Anonymous No.15214874]

>>15214797
I was on hydrocodone when I had got into my motorcycle wreck and it was probably the happiest couple months of my life. Loved how they made me feel.

[Anonymous No.15214896]

>>15214729

[Anonymous No.15215041]

>>15214896
Cleveland sucks.

[Anonymous No.15215684]

>>15213541
>Bourbon not from Kentucky

>>15213572
some youtube channel bought 1 million dollars of scratch-offs and only won around $750,000

>>15213638
some states only allow liquor sales from state-ran stores. My current state is that way and is about 20% higher in price compared to when I lived in a state that allowed grocery stores to sell.

>they even will not allow them to open on Sunday at all.

[Anonymous No.15215692]

>>15213722
> Columbus, Cincinnati, and Cleveland
> Not far from Shitcago influence.

The Midwest is the rural South, except for Shitcago Marxist cancer infesting it

[Anonymous No.15215696]

>>15215684
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.15215699]

Wow OP you sound racist.

[Anonymous No.15215728]

>>15214499
n,no... no Anon.

People in ancient times only drank because it was safe. They would never use excess food to make something that makes them feel good.

I know that Jesus Christ's first miracle was changing water into wine, but he would not want a pious man to drink alcohol.

[Anonymous No.15215747]

>>15215696
dilate faggot

[Anonymous No.15215776]

>>15215747
Spoken like a true chud

[Anonymous No.15215799]

>>15215776
>imaging trolling a wagie and alcoholic thread on an Moroccan Leather-working Guild BBS.

[Anonymous No.15215804]

>>15213878
I buy hard liquor at gas stations.

t. The South

[Anonymous No.15215833]

I too sell liquor in Ohio. Fuck Blanton's, fuck Crown Peach and fuck 1942 (even though I have all 3 in my home)

[Anonymous No.15215854]

>>15214896
is this from the timewarp episode??

anyway i used to watch this show a lot in like 5th/6th grade.

[Anonymous No.15215920]

you got some pappy for me?

[Anonymous No.15215927]

>>15215920
yep here you go friend that'll be 2 thousand dollars

[Anonymous No.15215943]

>>15215927
I only have 80 dollars

[Anonymous No.15215952]

>>15214499
in case anyone was curious

[Anonymous No.15215973]

>>15215943
alright well here's a 375ml of blantons

[Anonymous No.15215999]

>>15215952
I was curious, thank you.

[Anonymous No.15216140]

Can I get uhhhhhhhh fuckin uhhhhhhhh hey what vodkas you got? Can I get a pack of Marb reds? How about some Swishers? Okay, what scratchers you got?

[Anonymous No.15216226]

>>15214758
>>15214744
>ancient people just discovered alcohol while not storing grain for agricultural purposes
Heavily doubtful
>people developed agriculture entirely independent of alcohol
Also highly doubtful

Wouldn’t it make the most sense that small scale agriculture, or even something that’s a mix between agriculture and hunter-gathering, led to the storage of fruits/grains and the accidental discovery of alcohol, further leading to the most basic method of long-term storage for agricultural products that is generally more nutritious by weight than the grain it was produced from? This obviously makes the most sense, because it actually includes the part where some human didn’t just have the recipe for alcohol production pulled out of thin air.

[MK COMMUNIST (OBAMA) SATAN ((Q(...) No.15216248]

>>15213541
are these the lyrics for the new LCD SOUND SYSTEM single?

[Anonymous No.15216250]

>>15213541
>Stop coming in three times a week and being shocked we are cash only every time.
How about you enter into the fucking 21st century you dinosaur?

[Anonymous No.15216279]

>>15216250
https://youtu.be/_KQTjNXNCD0

[Anonymous No.15216289]

>>15215684
>Bourbon not from Kentucky
Bourbon does not need to be made into Kentucky to be labeled bourbon, and honestly most of the good bourbons aren't from Kentucky to begin with.

[Anonymous No.15216290]

I won't wear a mask if I see fit. You didn't have to come out from the back of the store restocking shit to scold me because I was buying eggnog for some friends. You went out of your way to do so you little shitstain.

[Anonymous No.15216301]

>>15216290
>scold
In a state-owned store he's literally got to. If you went in without a mask you wanted to get scolded you little perv.

[Anonymous No.15216319]

>>15216301
this was the first time in a damn year i went into the store for booze, it was an early christmas present and i dont drink. Was on the damn phone too.

[Anonymous No.15216320]

>>15216301
This is the kind of shit that really pisses me off. If nobody is around, why can't I buy some liquor without wearing some ridiculous suffocating mask? Why should some young snot-nosed clerk tell me otherwise? I have this problem at the grocery store too.

[Anonymous No.15216334]

>>15216319
>Was on the damn phone too.
>Going into a store talking on your phone
Yeah you had it coming

[Anonymous No.15216337]

>>15216320
>why can't I buy some liquor without wearing some ridiculous suffocating mask? Why should some young snot-nosed clerk tell me otherwise?
1. Because if you do have the shit on you it's gonna linger when you leave, so you're making it other people's problem even after you're gone.
2. Because it's THEIR fucking job and ass on the line if they let you be a rule-flouting little snowflake, not yours, so shut the fuck up and have some basic courtesy.

[Anonymous No.15216340]

>>15216289
>honestly most of the good bourbons aren't from Kentucky to begin with.

[Anonymous No.15216357]

>>15216337
Don't be so dramatic. I feel fine and wouldn't go to a store if I were running a fever or something. I'm not an idiot. All these new customs are really getting out of hand lately.

[Anonymous No.15216372]

>>15213944
I'll give you a kick in your crown peaches

[Anonymous No.15216401]

>>15216320
If you don't like it then stay home. The business owner has every right to demand a mask on his property.

[Anonymous No.15216416]

>>15216357
>I feel fine
So did Typhoid Mary. And frankly, so many people are used to always feeling shitty all the time that I don't trust you to self diagnose as "fine" anyway.

[Anonymous No.15216432]

>>15216401
>Businesses being strong armed by government with fines and arrest for a cold with a 0.1% fatality rate
>Okay to go protest dumb criminals getting smoked by the police or swallowing opiates

The mask is a lie and fear tactic. Best thing to do is use the mask to shoplift from stores that enforce such statist measures.

[Anonymous No.15216445]

>>15216416
Fuck you shill.

0.1% fatality rate does not require lockdown. You little Chink shill.

[Anonymous No.15216623]

>>15215854
It's from the opening, you retard.

[Anonymous No.15216652]

>covid has now killed more Americans than any one of their wars has
>covid is still considered a fake thing and not really that big of a deal if its accepted as a real thing

Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.15217077]

>>15216652
just like with every "school shooting" after Georgia Tech, SHOW ME THE FUCKING BODIES.

[Anonymous No.15217173]

>>15213631
If I go to the liquor store, they always have what I'm looking for. I'm not picky enough to care about brand. I go in looking for 'vodka' or 'rum' or 'spiced rum' or 'tequila'. I don't need Absolut, or Mount Gay, or Captain Morgan, or Jose Cuervo.

[Anonymous No.15217259]

>>15214555
Are you really moving the goal posts just to win an online argument where you've already set yourself up to be the retard?

[Anonymous No.15217269]

>>15216652
>killed more Americans than any one of their wars has
Kind of misleading given how much larger America is now also its not even true, like 1.5 million Americans died during the civil war when the entire country only had 30 some million people

Covid is real and bad of course, but please don't use dumb, false analogies

[Anonymous No.15217285]

>>15216652
There is a very wide range of attitudes in the US toward Covid (and anything else for that matter). A very small minority insists it is fake, more accept it is real but consider the risk trivial. The majority accept it as real and bad and are doing plenty of things to reduce their risk of getting and spreading it though clearly not enough. And a lot of people are taking it very seriously, mostly urban millennials

There is a big urban/rural and millennial/boomer divide when it comes to covid attitudes, but even still most Americans do not know anyone who has died of covid personally, hell I live in a state that was recently hit very hard and I only know a small handful of people who have even tested positive for it, so its hard for some people to take seriously especially after so much was given up so early when it was really only a problem in New York

[Anonymous No.15217335]

>>15217077
You want to personally see bodies to verify that a shooting has happened? You think if “they” can fake a shooting, they can’t also fake corpses or just bring some random ones in?

[Anonymous No.15217450]

>>15213881
"Patrician cultures"

Yeah like those people actually practice what they preach

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? Methodists say hello when they recognize each other in the liquor store.

[Anonymous No.15217593]

>>15213878
My vodka and underwear are the same brand.

[Anonymous No.15217595]

>>15216652
>Shut down your economy because 0.1% of people are threatened by fauxvid
>Stupid Europoors believe it's a real pandemic that is going to kill people instead of statist tyrants bowing to Chink money

If this shit was like Ebola or Polio, it would be one thing, but it's no worse than the SARs Pandemic that was going to destroy the world.

[Anonymous No.15217627]

>>15217335
>Oh no goys, Sandy Hook is so bad you can't see evidence of the crime and we lol just bulldozed the crime scene.
>Don't ask questions at all.

>Oh no goys, a lone gambler left no explanation and just started shooting on a concert.
>Nope, we have no idea why he did that and lol the main witness security guard has disappeared.

>dumb American, your government knew about 9/11 and used it as a justification for invasion
>lol, stupid Yankee, your government wouldn't ever try to trick you for political espionage.

[Anonymous No.15217660]

>>15213989
>a car salesman who drives a Dodge Neon
yeah, that dude sounds like a total failure, if one's life reaches that point there's only one solution

[Anonymous No.15217672]

>>15213554
OP has to scan 3 more bottles of whiskey that day. Tough life.

[Anonymous No.15217677]

>>15213631
So order more stock. It's not like it'll go bad.

[Anonymous No.15217680]

>>15217660
Car salesmen never drive good cars and the ones that do are the scum of the Earth shysters.

t. 6 months of doing that "job" and seeing people who would fuck their own mothers over for a sale.

[Anonymous No.15217686]

>>15213541
Damn, our state-run alcohol store may be overpriced, but at least they don't run out of stock and the sales clerks are friendly and know their shit.

[Anonymous No.15217694]

>>15217672
Pic of OP

[Anonymous No.15217698]

>>15213687
Post body

[Anonymous No.15217738]

>>15213881
history shows that prohibition is rarely ever effective, and always creates more problems than it solves. drug education and better access to mental health services are both more effective and more humane

[Anonymous No.15217745]

>>15213541
just order more fucking crown peach you piece of shit. I haven't found a better peach whiskey for mixed drinks yet. Fuck you crown for making it a week only item

[Anonymous No.15217750]

>>15217694
Gee bill 37 weiners?

[Anonymous No.15217826]

>>15217738
also moderate drinking is perfectly healthy

[Anonymous No.15217870]

>>15213801
i could steal one from work lmfao

[Anonymous No.15217880]

>>15213541
>Stop asking me for discounts, we're a state agency
Say what you will about the wackier ones but we fucking need more libertarians in local government, this shit if fucking insane that we allow it

[Anonymous No.15218000]

>>15217686
Oh, I'm very friendly to your face. I do my best to give people exactly what they want in a timely manner. Doesn't mean I don't wish they'd stop being so fucking stupid.
>>15217745
>>15217677
>order more
Not how it works. Allocated products are distributed by the state in whatever quantities they decide to whichever agencies they feel like. And guess what, that means 90% of it is going to corrupt shitholes like Arrow that'll receive ten cases, sell half of one to you guys, give the other half to wholesale, and then keep the last nine cases to distribute to their friends and family.

It's a shit system but it's the reality. I tell you when the truck gets here so you have an actual chance of getting the stuff you want so badly. If you want to show up at other random times to pester me about it, you're only hurting yourself, because we're not gonna have allocated products six days after the truck came.

[Anonymous No.15218065]

>>15213541
Fuck shopping at your store, you sound well passive aggressive. If you don't like it find another job

[Anonymous No.15218140]

>>15218065
>Mad because he's everything on that list

[Anonymous No.15218172]

>>15218140
its actually hard to read the list after it starts with such an odd thing to be mad about as "buying liquor on saturday", like WTF is this?

[Anonymous No.15218190]

>>15218172
I think you're autistic and trying to read too far into an expression of frustration. It is a Saturday and he wants to people he's angry at to stop coming in for liquor.

[Anonymous No.15218192]

>>15213541
Is crown peach good? a local place advertises it on their sign outside sometimes that they have it.
I've never tried it, or regular crown royal either. I just stick to bottom shelf when I drink. Maker's mark when it's on sale for a treat.

[Anonymous No.15218202]

>>15218192
It tastes like peach and mild whiskey. Very sweet. It's okay, the most memorable things about it are the smell and the bag it comes in.

[Anonymous No.15218206]

>>15213541
burn state liquor stores

[Anonymous No.15218258]

>>15218000
OP no one gives a fuck. You making this thread will not improve your life one bit

[Anonymous No.15218297]

midieval (and earlier) people had no idea that beer was safer than water. germ theory wasn't invented until like the 1800s

[Anonymous No.15218306]

>>15218258
Going "no one cares, no one cares" as the thread continues to receive posts makes you sound more butthurt than OP

[Anonymous No.15218311]

>>15218297
Well they did know it was safer than water, they just had no idea why

[Anonymous No.15218313]

>>15214340
lol how'd you find out he died? the local paper?

[Anonymous No.15218349]

>>15217450
Mormonism.
Islam.
Theravada Buddhism.
Jainism.
Jehova's Witnesses.

There are more religions that American Protestantism.

[Anonymous No.15218376]

>>15218297
I've actually researched this topic, at least in the context of medieval Western Europe.

Yes, they did know that fermented beverages were safer. They didn't know about germ theory, but they weren't morons.

However, their "beer" was likely lightly-fermented, at around 0.5% to 1.0%. They also drank plenty of water, when they knew it came from a safe source.

It was not the case that they were hanging out all day, drinking only Bud Light lager at 5% alcohol.

[Anonymous No.15218383]

>>15214442
oh op is a faggot thats it, well thanks for clarifying
hey op do your job or quit if you are going to bitch about it, i will buy drinks saturday night if i want to

[Anonymous No.15218406]

>>15213541
stop being a crying faggot and serve me, wagebitch

[Anonymous No.15218411]

>>15218376
So how did they justify it being safe? Did it balance the humors or some shit?

[Anonymous No.15218491]

>>15218411
>Did it balance the humors or some shit?

Actually, yes. It was believed that drinking fermented beverages directly added blood to your body.

Even without humors, it was pretty fucking obvious to literally everyone that you can get sick from drinking water from a sketchy source, but that doesn't happen with lightly-fermented beer. You don't need to know about germ theory to understand that.

Medieval people were ignorant of germ theory, but they weren't idiots. It's easy to get that confused. (Another example: How much do you know about the physics underlying electromagnetism? Do you know exactly how your power plant generates and delivers electricity? Probably not much. And yet, here you are, using a computer. You can also probably turn on the lights in your house. You're ignorant about those topics, but not stupid.)

[Anonymous No.15218532]

>>15218383
>Nobody gave you (You)s so you had to reply to yourself
Sad! Many such cases

[Anonymous No.15218588]

>>15213881
very based post

[Anonymous No.15218636]

>>15215692
>The Midwest is the rural South
possibly the dumbest shit I've ever read on this board

[Anonymous No.15218708]

>>15213881
>You know that 80% of your sales (by gross revenue) are likely to alcolics and addicts

This is actually true. it's mostly based on "whales" like op's mom.

[Anonymous No.15218759]

>>15217680
Most of my coworkers drive the dumb cheap demos we get given.

[Anonymous No.15219587]

>>15213541
>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays
No.
> it's not truck day
You lie. You've never kept anything on hold and you've never called me when anything has been restocked. Stop using the get me in the store with a good sale scam where you don't actually stock the sale item / stock one of said item.

>>15213702
Last time we did this thread he hated Monday customers because it wasn't busy. I think he just hates customers.

[Anonymous No.15219620]

>>15213638
Depends on the state

[Anonymous No.15219640]

>yuropoors ONCE AGAIN cannot comprehend that different states have drastically different alcohol laws
We should have let the Nazis have Europe.

[Anonymous No.15219673]

>>15219587
>I think he just hates customers.
I don't hate my customers. I love my customers. The ones I hate are the idiots that loudly declare they're never coming to my store again because any other liquor store in town would gladly give them Blantons/give them a discount/have tons of Crown Peach/have three cases of an obscure product in stock the day before a drinking-heavy holiday without having sold out. Only they come back three days later with their tails between their legs because they checked every other liquor store around, and guess fucking what: none of them do that shit either. They were just idiots that thought they knew better about something they knew nothing about, and ignored me when I tried to explain it to them.

[Anonymous No.15219674]

I get out of work early tomorrow and have Tuesday and Wednesday off. Should I buy liquor on my way home? Am I allowed to?

[Anonymous No.15220819]

>>15218376
do you have a source on them knowing it was safer?

[Anonymous No.15220873]

>>15218376
i'm clearly not a historian but
https://leslefts.blogspot.com/2013/11/the-great-medieval-water-myth.html
seems to have done his homework, it seems like if midieval people thought/knew that beer was safer than water there would be documentation of that somewhere

[Anonymous No.15221161]

>>15220873
>it seems like if midieval people thought/knew that beer was safer than water there would be documentation of that somewhere
I'm on the fence, but I disagree with that statement. Roman concrete is the most famous example of that I can think of. The recipe was only recently cracked since the ancients that kept records of things like that left out important details because those details were insanely obvious to anyone at the time.

There also is a bit of evidence of people realizing alcohol was safer than water. Ships. Granted, it's a bit past the medieval era, but still well before germ theory. On long voyages, sailors were given beer and famously rum during the golden age because water could go rancid in such conditions. In 1677, long before Pasteur, Pepys's royal navy provisioning requirements listed alcohol specifically because it was safer than water.

[Anonymous No.15221356]

>>15213881
did ben shapiro write this?

[Anonymous No.15221427]

>>15221161
well reasoned

[Anonymous No.15221441]

>>15213775
Probably overpaid too and added to the reason why it remains high.

[Anonymous No.15221468]

>>15213541
Didn’t you already make a thread about this a few weeks ago?

[Anonymous No.15221492]

>>15213541
learn a trade and better yourself

[Anonymous No.15221505]

>>15221492
Tradesman here. Everything is FUCKED and I'm probably spending nearly half my benefits cheque on the liquor store nowadays. At least he's bitter in a stable industry.

[Anonymous No.15221506]

>>15214555
having kids and posting on the chan lmao

[Anonymous No.15221547]

>>15213541
This isn't 2009 larp retard. Everyone smokes backwoods now.

[Anonymous No.15221554]

>>15219673
Quuuuaaarrrkkkkkk


Where's my Blantons?

[Anonymous No.15221835]

>>15221547
I actually got asked for those the first time the other day. Had no fucking clue what they were talking about, but I know nothing about tobacco.
>>15221468
Yeah but everyone hasn't stopped being stupid yet so it continues.

[Anonymous No.15223165]

>>15213541
>we have to enforce that shit.
No you don't. Just don't say shit. That or own your actions.

[Anonymous No.15223183]

>>15213896
>it's issues of poverty and mental illness
Cool. Selling alcohol will be moral after the second coming of Christ.

[Anonymous No.15223204]

>>15213878
In the state of New York only beer is allowed at supermarkets while the rest you go to a liquor store for. However we can buy beer and lots of it at pretty much any gas station or convenience store, I know some states don’t allow that.

[Anonymous No.15223248]

>>15213541
cry harder wagie

[Anonymous No.15223298]

>>15219673
You are not Quark, he was a true capitalist, you work for a state agency like a prole.

[Anonymous No.15223441]

>>15213541
sssssspot on
and FUCK all those people you mentioned

[Anonymous No.15223446]

What kind of people usually buy gin?

[Anonymous No.15223532]

>>15223446
The dark skinned kind.

[Anonymous No.15223575]

>>15214797
>>15214874

Listen kids, let me tell you, knowing many H addicts in Suboxone, I can tell you that eventually opiate addicts start to feel sick on their pills. Im Not talking dope sick seither. I'm talking like just your baseline level of existence. It's not in any way sustainable even for the most In-control drug users I know. Alcohol is fucking terrible for you, and the occasional spurts of opiates are really fun and minimally negatively impactful, but as a lifestyle it will never work. Keep it as the occasional treat.

[Anonymous No.15223583]

>>15213541
You sound like such a whiny bitch, dude. I used to work at a liquor store and none of what you listed bothered me in the slightest except for the shoplifting.

[Anonymous No.15223596]

>>15213541
Why are you having difficulty keeping bourbons from Kentucky? I live here, bourbon and horse racing are two of our main industries. We produce shitloads of them, from budget trash to high-end premiums. Evan Williams is my go-to mid-range right now.

[Anonymous No.15223605]

>>15223596
Not him but I used to work at a liquor store and we never had problems stocking Kentucky bourbon. Then again, I'm from southern Indiana so I'm right next to you. I figured stores nationwide would carry a large supply of it.

[Anonymous No.15223610]

>>15213711
State owner liquor stores don’t exist in the first world, AKA the northeast. Guaranteed they exist because of dumb christcucks.

[Anonymous No.15223670]

>>15223605
They more than likely do unless it's the cheapest run down hole in the wall. I think OP is just incompetent and doesn't know the difference so he just recommends Jack to everyone that asks for whiskey

[Anonymous No.15223800]

>>15213878
>Distilled spirits=state owned stores
>mfw the south is secretly a swedish bridgehead for spreading cuckdom
I knew the south was full of cucks, but I didn't know they took so much inspiration from the super cucks in Sweden. It's only a matter of time before you guys fully adopt the swedish way with all alcohol belonging in state owned stores.

Look up "systembolaget" if you want to know what's in store for you.

[Anonymous No.15223826]

>>15223605
Tri-state area? What's good baby?

[Anonymous No.15223841]

>>15213940
2/10 - Good start in the earlier posts, but it's way too obvious with the redditard larping.

[Anonymous No.15223848]

>>15223610
Your claim doesn't match up with reality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_beverage_control_state

[Anonymous No.15223862]

>>15214039
But I thought 'murrica was the land of the free and all about >muh capitalism? Why would a place like that have government mandated liquor stores?

[Anonymous No.15223916]

>>15214485
Pretty pointless to compare. Retail stores buy in bulk, so the cost per unit is way lower than any price you'll ever be able to get if you only buy one unit.

[Anonymous No.15224015]

>>15223605
>>15223596
I never said we had difficulty stocking them. I said people are fucking weirdos that ask me for recommendations on some out of the ordinary bourbons, look at me like I'm an idiot for suggesting something from outside Kentucky, go "Bourbon has to be made in Kentucky," and then buy themselves a bottle of fucking Kentucky Tavern.

[Anonymous No.15224041]

>>15224015
Where do you live? I never had people do that when I was a clerk.

[Anonymous No.15224112]

>>15224041
Ohio. The only job I've ever worked where I encountered dumber customers was when I worked at Sears as a teenager. People just shut their brains off when they come in the door. Most are usually nice and just have no fucking clue what they're doing, but then there's the belligerent ones that demand something that is both extremely specific and absurd. My favorites are the ones that ask for a personal bottle, but then go "naw" when I reach for one, demanding I go higher and higher until they're walking out the store with a "personal" handle.

[Anonymous No.15224147]

>>15213881
I make more than you and drink more than you
t. state contractor with a wine problem

[Anonymous No.15224160]

>>15224112
Maybe I just got lucky because I've never dealt with anything like that. The only thing I hated dealing with was young, obnoxious drunks with a lady because they'd try and start shit in order to impress their girl. I'd just toss then out when they did that. I've also dealt with drunks pissing on the building in full view of other customers, etc.

[Anonymous No.15224177]

>>15214001
why do you retards hate “debooonking,” or anything in the pursuit of knowledge/self-improvement? If the data is sound and well-researched, it’s an objectively good thing that wrong information is being corrected. Just because you’re a low-achieving fuckwit due to a life of enabled laziness and entitlement doesn’t mean you have to subscribe to the dogmatic retardation of other angry children on this board. You don’t need a smug attitude and a blonde pompadour to reject bad information. For Christ’s sake, this is an anonymous Mongolian Grilling Forum; if anything, this is the best place for you to practice being yourself and having your own opinions. Get good

[Anonymous No.15224197]

>>15224177
>You don’t need a smug attitude and a blonde pompadour to reject bad information

[Anonymous No.15224262]

>>15214468
>Do you think the inventory just appears out of thin air, or maybe gets "teleported" into the store somehow?
You'd be amazed how many people are absolutely retarded about distribution. Worked a liquor store while in college. It's mind boggling, I had some retard ask me to do a refill "in the back" because somehow the thousands of different products on the shelf all get made in in the store's tiny back storage. Or people assuming distro sends out a truck on Saturday just because they felt like a specific item that was out.

But thank the universe you 'murricans don't have an universal bottle deposit system like we do. This is where the retardation REALLY starts.

[Anonymous No.15224276]

>cash only
What shithole do you live in?

[Anonymous No.15224346]

>>15223916
So then that's kind of back to the original point, isn't it? Why pay more and wait longer when I can just get something on the way home from work?

[Anonymous No.15224355]

>>15224177
Holy hell you're a douchebag. This is the real you I suppose

[Anonymous No.15224366]

>>15224262
>universal bottle deposit system
Are you from Canada? I had a few Canadian customers ask me for refills and they looked at me like I was absolutely retarded when I told him that we don't do that in the USA (at least as far as I know--maybe some state does).

[Anonymous No.15224382]

>>15223862
Because they are also a country founded by religious numbnuts. It's for the same reason they don't give a fuck about any type of excess on TV but don't you dare to use a swear word or show some boobs.

[Anonymous No.15224391]

>>15224366
Germany.
Customers are generally retarded is an universal truth for at least the western world, probably the whole world and I wouldn't be surprised if that also holds true for alien civilizations should they exist.

[Anonymous No.15224437]

>>15213541
>we're a state agency
>Stop trying to shoplift when you're so fucking clumsy we keep catching you because you drop what you're trying to steal.
do you run an ABC in VA and know this fat Panamanian?

[Anonymous No.15224447]

Fuck Blantons is a gorgeous whiskey and it's so underrated here in Aus, along with Woodford Reserve. Makers Mark was my go to but it got too popular and now it's expensive.

[Anonymous No.15224458]

>>15224447
Buffalo Trace is pretty damn good and it should be a bit cheaper than those if it's available in your country.

[Anonymous No.15224494]

>>15213541
Fuck this copypasta

[Anonymous No.15224516]

>>15213541
>Blanton's
>Crown Peach
Looks like nigger shit to me.

[Anonymous No.15224759]

>>15213541
Eyo you got any Rittenhouse? The local state shop doesn't stock it.

[Anonymous No.15224777]

>>15221505
Tradesmen here. Europoor get fucked. We ain't stopped building in the US for crying out loud. Just go into commercial shit and change your trade. Tinner life ain't bad

[Anonymous No.15224793]

>>15224177

[Anonymous No.15224802]

Glad I don't live in that shitty state with the state ran liquor stores. I can buy liquor at the grocery store if I have to. Liquor stores are nicer where I live and the employees are pleasant unlike this dropout who hates his job & most likely his life.

[Anonymous No.15224809]

>>15224802
If you behave like the people OP is describing, odds are the "pleasant" employees say the same shit behind your back.

[Anonymous No.15224812]

>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays

I'm sorry what?

[Anonymous No.15224877]

>>15224177
I'd kick you around like a football you fucking geek

[Anonymous No.15225391]

>>15213541

[Anonymous No.15225419]

>>15213541
>Stop asking for Blanton's when it's not truck day and I've specifically told you when to be here so you have a shot at Blanton's.

Fucking government agency is so incompetent that it needs to ration fucking LIQUOR. Buy more of it or raise the price retard

[Anonymous No.15225475]

>>15225419
>Buy more of it or raise the price retard
Neither of these are possible or legal in OH, dumbfuck. State controls all supply of it, distributes it as they see fit, and sets the price.

[Anonymous No.15225520]

>>15213541
Got any crown peach you government drone?

[Anonymous No.15225533]

>>15225475
Try reading. He is complaining that the government is so incompetent that they are unwilling or unable to do that in a timely enough manner to meet demand.

[Anonymous No.15225592]

>>15223848
>NJ, NY, MA don’t have it
Like I said, the first world

[Anonymous No.15225600]

>>15225533
they are simply creating artificial scarcity. we are in full swing of the boom. crash comes later and they expect some one in the wreckage.

[Anonymous No.15225611]

>>15213541
>shocked we are cash only every time.
Is this hickenstan or iraq? Why you no debit cards and shit?

[Anonymous No.15225626]

>>15225533
>durr what's allocation
even states without government monopolies only get a limited amount of buffalo trace products because of extremely high demand and moderate to low production

[Anonymous No.15225707]

>>15225592
>NJ
>First World

[Anonymous No.15225721]

>>15225611
Not him, but 3% per transaction is standard rate.

The cost is not passed on to the consumer at the cost of them paying in cash only.

[Anonymous No.15225722]

>>15225707
Found the flyover

[Anonymous No.15225757]

>>15223862
>But I thought 'murrica was the land of the free and all about >muh capitalism? Why would a place like that have government mandated liquor stores?

Because it's also the land of teetotaling Christian zealots.

[Anonymous No.15225763]

>>15225757
sexsexsex

[Anonymous No.15226159]

>>15225600
>>15225626
There is no point to artificial scarcity if you don't increase prices to take advantage of it.

[Anonymous No.15226169]

>>15225721
Cash discounts are legal in all 50 states.

There is no reason why businesses such as these can't say that something is 10.00 dollars and then offer a 3 percent discount for cash purchases to offset that cost. Gun stores do it all the time.

[Anonymous No.15226174]

>>15225722
MA here. There are two reasons NJ isn't the laughingstock of the entire country. The first is that 90 percent of the country forgets that it even exists. The other is that the last 10 percent thinks CA is worse. Not a great claim to fame there.

[Anonymous No.15226185]

>>15226174
>le armpit xD
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.15226192]

>>15225757
>tfw Orthodox
>tfw doing shots with the priest on Pascha

[Anonymous No.15226208]

>>15226185
No, it's your drug addict mayor and your gun laws so byzantine that make CA look like NH.

You literally have a law on the books that says if smart guns (guns that can recognize fingerprints and only fire for registered users) are ever invented that all gun sales in your state are illegal except for those.

[Anonymous No.15226215]

>>15223800
He's talking out of his ass. I know of no state in the south that has state owned liquor stores. I don't think there's a state in the US that does that because it's anti-capitalist.
>t. Texas

[Anonymous No.15226219]

>>15226215
>I don't think there's a state in the US that does that because it's anti-capitalist.
Let me inform you of a place called 'Pennsylvania'

[Anonymous No.15226224]

>>15226215
Shut the fuck up retard look up ABC

[Anonymous No.15226235]

>>15223800
Holy shit, I take back what I said in >>15226215, there's a small list of super cucked states that have those. I'm disgusted that such a thing could exist here.

[Anonymous No.15226237]

>>15226215
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_beverage_control_state
Please at least google the thing you're posting about before pretending like you know anything.

[Anonymous No.15226241]

>>15226235
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15226243]

>>15226219
>>15226224
>>15226237
Yep I take it back. Updated after posting. I'm sorry if you live in a shithole like that.

[Anonymous No.15226250]

>>15226243
You are such a fucking loser. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.15226256]

>>15226237
Utah is literally a Soviet Communist state.

[Anonymous No.15226260]

>>15226250
I'm a loser for not living in a shithole that has an ABC? Sounds like projection.

[Anonymous No.15226263]

>>15226260
No you're a loser because you're an autistic fucking retard. Keep deflecting.

[Anonymous No.15226266]

>>15226263
I'm sorry I don't live in a cucked state like you do. Go find another thread to shit up you nigger.

[Anonymous No.15226275]

>>15226169
Because then if one of your cashiers fucks up and charges under the state-mandated price you get slapped with a big fucking fine.

[Anonymous No.15226278]

>>15226208
Yes, but at least we can get alcohol without daddy government being involved.
And if you aren’t in favor of weed legalization at this point you’re just painfully retarded

[Anonymous No.15226308]

>>15226278
Did you even read the comment chain? I'm in MA. One of the first states to legalize weed, and we have never had a state liquor monopoly. When fucking Massachusetts is better than you, you know you're fucked. NY, NJ, and CA are the three worst states in the country.

[Anonymous No.15226311]

>>15226275
>Too lazy to properly train cashiers
>Fuck over all customers in response

[Anonymous No.15226383]

>>15225722
Wrong, I'm mid-Atlantic coastie scum that will NEVER even take a layover in Newark, let alone walk through that 3rd world shithole again.

[Anonymous No.15226394]

>>15226308
Based Masshole

t. Southern Coastie

[Anonymous No.15226886]

Hawaii is a mixed bag when it comes to liquor laws, at least on Oahu
>Can buy any type of alcohol in any store
>But not after Midnight (or 11:45pm because the local 7/11's
>However Bars can serve till 2am.
>Unless they are in a certain area, have a "Cabaret" license and some sort of music going, then they can serve till 4am.
>Can resume serving at 6am. The Irish Rose in Waikiki is pretty much the only bar that does this.
>Can not order more than one drink at a time.
>Can not drink in public like at the beach at all. (People still do and the bums do it everywhere since the police have their hands tied behind their back when it comes to them.)
>Strip clubs are full nude with full bar. There is one club (Hawaii by Night) that is dry so 18+ can get in.
>But they don't really have to do that since 18+ can get into night clubs with bars, they just can drink. A club named Playbar does this and charges under 21 year olds a cover to make up for it.
Also there are plenty of places that almost blatantly disregard any and all of these rules. Some places even allow for smoking indoors and just get away with it. Hawaii is all about who you know.
>Pic related my local liquor store which also has some pretty good poke.

[Anonymous No.15227362]

fucking lottery people
especially when i am trying to pay cash for gas and some fuck is buying "two of the big lucksy.... uhhhh three home runs ..... 5 wheres waldos..." and nstead of fucking off, he ask the guy to then scan them.... and then asks to buy fucking more.... fuck fuck fuck....

how do you effectively cut these people off when theyre doing this shit.?

[Anonymous No.15227375]

>>15217680
i know a kid who sells cars
drives a mustang his parents bought him in hs
pretty douchy guy iirc,
he used to date his sister best friend. i really wanted to bang his sister but i def banged her best friend.

[Anonymous No.15227471]

>>15216320
How fucking fat are you people that a mask is suffocating?

[Anonymous No.15227519]

>>15213541
Stop selling poison to people for money

[Anonymous No.15227532]

>>15213711
>liberals
pretty sure blue laws were imposed on everyone by the conservative christfags that think alcohol is a sin

[Anonymous No.15227576]

>>15226886
>Harass citizens for drinking on the beach, including tourists who fund your economy
>Don't harass dangerous homeless rife with mental illness.

>Haoles ruin everything
>Let's roaches climb over their shit house
>Smokes meth
>Drinks all day
>Get stabbed by fellow native
>Fucking haoles.

[Anonymous No.15227583]

>>15227519
Stop giving cancer with your posts faggot

[Anonymous No.15227688]

>>15227532
No, it was Southern Democrats. Why do you think the left went full retard against Confederate history?

You don't let the wage slaves know that your party was responsible for the majority of the US slave trade.

>>15227375
>Top salesman is obnoxious but is a bro to me.
>Hang out outside work and drink
>Pulled me from competition lot because of another salesman pulled strings for me
>Shows me his check stubs, has top trim Escalade
>I'm doing good, but he is dominating.
>Tells me his secret (asides knowing every one in the city)
>Anon, you are buying their car. Who gives a fuck what they want?
>I decide what car they are getting and I put them in it
>If they want something else, it's going to cost them.
>They can leave but they will be back and then I will fuck them silly on the back end.

Basically, never let salesmen dictate your money or mind. Shadow them, bait them, and waste as much of their time as possible. Most important: there are other stealerships, you can walk out at anytime of negotiate process

[Anonymous No.15227761]

>>15213541
Cant legally be called bourbon unless it’s from Kentucky. At least learn something about the products you sell

[Anonymous No.15227775]

>>15227761
hello retard
you ever try googling that

[Anonymous No.15227783]

>>15227775
Well I’ll be damned

[Anonymous No.15227784]

>>15213541
Let me get a pint of crown peach and 2 swishers

[Anonymous No.15227957]

>>15213711
Conservative states are the ones with the strict alcohol rules. Alabama can't even sell 40s. Most counties don't sell on Sunday as well.

[Anonymous No.15227970]

>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.
..why?

>Stop falling for the lottery scam.
i'm not black

>Stop coming in three times a week and being shocked we are cash only every time.
what kind of shithole store is cash only lmao

>Stop asking me for bourbon and getting pissy that it's not from Kentucky.
why would you not have kentucy bourbon

>we're a fucking state agency
oh this explains everything

states where liquor is sold in red dot store are the fucking worst; hate those god damn shithole stores so much

[Anonymous No.15227973]

>>15213711
it isn't the liberal states that due this, it's conservative shithole states that do the red dot store thing and they're all awful

[Anonymous No.15228013]

>>15227784
That unironically sounds great right now

[Anonymous No.15228036]

>>15213638
Lmao haste kein flaschenpost oder was, du lappen?

[Anonymous No.15228045]

>>15213541
stop being a little cuckold. your job is to serve customers, and they are always right.

[Anonymous No.15228593]

>>15213554
OP is a wagie who doesnt wanna work saturdays

[Anonymous No.15229257]

>>15227688
Southern Democrats were the conservatives you absolute smoothbrain

[Anonymous No.15230073]

i dont think ive ever bought anything off a salesman, they disgust me