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>> No.15210396
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Hohoho, Christmas has come early.

>> No.15210841

>>15210794
this looks like something i made when i was a retarded 4 year old trying to make my mom a birthday cake

>> No.15210886

>>15210794
So is he utterly incapable of using his right arm? I thought physical therapy would allow him to at least move his arm?

>> No.15210893

>>15210473
imagine the smell

>> No.15210930
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>>15210886
Don't worry, he's getting better ever since the accident.

>> No.15210989

>>15210391
perfect webm

>> No.15210991

>>15210599
This saves the crab.

>> No.15210995

>>15210886
Physical therapy would help, yes. Jack decided to try keto and prayer instead.

>> No.15211006

>>15210708
fall guys

>> No.15211022
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>> No.15211026
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>> No.15211044
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>> No.15211059

>>15210930
what even happened to him? it looks like how boo radley's arm was described in to kill a mockingbird

>> No.15211088
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>> No.15211113

>>15210396
A flip posted this

>> No.15211126

>>15211088
Wow the food is cooked in only 20 minutes.

>> No.15211130
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>>15210473
Big ass grill for a couple bananas
Chad af

>> No.15211133
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>> No.15211143

>>15210741
This cant be true. Keto for a 55+yo man who had a stroke before?

>> No.15211211

>>15211026
>low carb
>bread

>> No.15211256
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>> No.15211306

>>15210408
RIP Legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UCxBowmeo

>> No.15211329

>>15210930
he had a stroke, said he was gonna change his life around and start getting healthier, put on 150lbs and had another stroke 3years later and lost use of his right arm

>> No.15211331

>>15211059
stroke

>> No.15211368

>>15211088
Radiant Heat sounds like a special attack from a 70's mecha show.

>> No.15211423
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>>15211329
Yet he's still going strong and giving us more lazy man's recipes. You can't stop the man. He's the embodiment of force of will.

>> No.15211635

>>15211423
at this stage he exists only to spite god

>> No.15211656

>>15211368
It's a basic term in thermodynamics, but it refers to direct heat from the energy source as opposed to indirect heat from a gas or liquid that has been heated by the energy source, or in other words it just means the type of heat used in standard home cooking. Convection ovens distribute heated air, but still use radiant heat as well.

>> No.15211742

>>15210583
>fail to follow recipe
>fuck up boiling of all things
>doesn't even look like she roasted them
>DEEZ AIN'T BE GOOD
hmmm

>> No.15211759

>>15210741
This was a Muslim man who claimed it was disrespectful for a store to sell alcohol. He proceeded to do what Muslims do best and destroyed shit.
Truly the most entitled "people" on Earth.

>> No.15211766

>>15210599
What a great machine!

>> No.15211771
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>>15210396
>how to make banana ketchup
>"add tomatoes"
>orange food color

>> No.15211777

>>15210741
>destroying alcohol
Super based CHAD.

>> No.15211786

>>15210708
there is this show, preacher, which figures a bunch of rednecks having a possum grinder in one episode, you could like it

>> No.15211793

>>15210694
>tfw no tibetan gf with a hatchet cutting meat

>> No.15211817

>>15210708
are the chicks gonna be ok

>> No.15211834

>>15210708
Tasty

>> No.15211878

>>15210708
did they died?

>> No.15211900

>>15211256
Why do they call it 'egg' when he off in the egg cold cook the egg, hot have take the egg in?

>> No.15211911

>>15211878
They're on the other side.

>> No.15211922
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>>15211423
what the fuck.
Is that a lump of cheese he adds?

>> No.15211924

>>15211878
probably nerve gas desu

>> No.15211928

>>15211922
It wouldn't be a soup without a block of cheese, would it?

>> No.15211929

>>15211900
>Why do they call it 'egg' when he off in the egg cold cook the egg, hot have take the egg in?

>> No.15211936

>>15210893
First time I actually wanted to imagen the smell

>> No.15211938

>>15211423
>soup
>has paste innit

>> No.15211957
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>> No.15211987

>>15210748
Is the fuel for her fire shit?

>> No.15211996
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>> No.15211997

>>15211900
this dude is either very british or in the midst of a stroke

>> No.15212003

>>15211957
childrens food

>> No.15212009
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>> No.15212031
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>> No.15212155

>>15211022
That looks like a horribly greasy, fatty mess, christ.
However, the idea of making eggs in a waffle maker with way less cheese is intriguing, if there was a better way to keep the eggs in the waffle maker while cooking it would probably be worthwhile and popular for ketofags.

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>>15211929
>>15211997
Its a joke, pic related is what he's referring to

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>> No.15212192

>>15210391
this nibba literally eating BEANZ !!!

>> No.15212193
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>> No.15212197

>>15212145
He's a big boi.

>> No.15212198

>>15210391
I thought they were wearing gloves at first and then I realized it was a black person opening a can with a knife

>> No.15212215

>>15210412
I hate these stupid fucking zoomer trash recipes that have the colors all blown out and everything is fucking spastic with a cut every half a second. people have no goddamn attention span these days. one of my friends blames it on ADHD or whatever but he's a pathetic weak piece of trash who has no self control. wtf kind of cobb salad has avocado in it. don't call it a cobb salad if you're just going to make shit up, call it something else

>> No.15212232

>>15211026
>keto
>vegetables and bread
that shit is carbs as fuck bro

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>> No.15212255

>>15212193
>>15212186
>>15212180
why does this subhuman disgust me more than jack ever has?

>> No.15212285
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>> No.15212294

>>15212150
Sasuga King

>> No.15212315

>>15211771
I laughed audibly when it said to add tomatoes

>> No.15212322
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>>15212285
>Reuben
>Coleslaw

>> No.15212331

>>15211656
You're right. Maybe I'e watched too much mecha that I can't help but imagine Koji Kabuto screaming it in broken english right before attacking.

>> No.15212334

>>15210741
Al/ck/fags btfo'd

>> No.15212338

>>15212255
Because Jack is just an idiotic train wreck that thinks he's a good cook. Those other people know exactly what they're doing.

>> No.15212340

>>15210694
>>15211793
Isn't that more Mongolian?

>> No.15212372
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>>15212340
I try not to change the filenames.

>> No.15212493

>>15211088
>cooks from the outside in
Wow, why hasn't this revelation been mass marketed?

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>>15212493

>> No.15212625

>>15212009
I love doing that in GTA.

>> No.15212646

>>15210765
Where did the cute bunny go?

>> No.15212659
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>> No.15212687

>>15212031
So the store already bought the french products and are just refusing to sell them?

>> No.15212700
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>>15212687
Muslims mad at France, freedom Fries 2.0

>> No.15212753

>>15210741
clean it up, wagie

>> No.15212772

>>15212171
>Thinking anything Jim Davis does is funny.

Fucking die, Quinton

>> No.15212991

>>15210708
What else, o enlightened poster, are they supposed to do with all the male chicks that hatch?

>> No.15213036

>>15212198
fucking kek

>> No.15213076

>>15212193
>>>15212180
>>>15212186

Can't believe this shit passes as entertainment for some people. We failed as a species

>> No.15213086

>>15210741
Doesn't the store have security? Why do they let him destroy shit?

>> No.15213111

>>15210715
Typical thieving bin dippers. That's lobby.

>> No.15213112

>>15211026
>Next up, Keto garlic Bread

>> No.15213130

>>15212700
Bit overcooked for my liking, but nice webm. Thanks.

>> No.15213199

>>15210741
roasties seething rn

>> No.15213235
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>> No.15213263

>>15211817
Yeah it's just some kind of chicken car wash thing

>> No.15213297
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>>15213112

>> No.15213331

>>15210694
Would beat/10

>> No.15213341

>>15210741
I would just grab a few and walk out

>> No.15213364

>>15210765
>MAXIMUM KEK

>> No.15213368

>>15210794
I refuse to believe that's not toothpaste

>> No.15213378
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>>15212991

>> No.15213384

>>15213086
Its the UK, if anyone touches him then THEY get taken to jail no matter what crime he's committing. Someone can literally break in to your house while you're home and press charges on you if you hit them.

>> No.15213403

>>15211022
I would unironically attempt to put some pepperoni, or other meat, inside my waffles at some point.

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>>15213403
>From previous thread.

>> No.15213447

>>15211996
Kojima's next game looks sick

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>> No.15213494

>>15210408
>try to cook ribs first time
>bones don't go out right or it's a mess to get them out
>years later, try again
>cum from the way the bones slide out
I have no idea what I did different

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>>15213446

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>>15210473

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>>15210708
THE CULLING

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>>15213506

>> No.15213553
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>>15213076

>> No.15213604

>>15210694
Did she throw a couple nugs of weed in? What was that stuff?

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>>15212215

>> No.15213622

>>15211088
Damn thats a big ol toaster

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>>15213604
You a fucking cop? Mind your own beeswax

>> No.15213659

>>15212186
What is she eating? Some kind of innards?

>> No.15213660

>>15213508
it was too hot for the brownie batter, just put it on lower and it would've been fine

>> No.15213668

>>15210396
Don't do this, you'll make nerve gas

>> No.15213671

>>15213629
What the hell is she crying for??

>> No.15213686
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>>15211996
I guess it's clever for pickups to save time and human labor costs. Interesting how they depict the guy at the end properly handing the food to the customer in typical Japanese fashion though. Why do Japanese like to be so contrarian?

>> No.15213695

>>15213671
All the male chicks that never made it.

>> No.15213719
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>>15211900

>> No.15213730

>>15210506
>Literally a fried egg, instant ramen cooked according to package instructions and a slice of fried spam
I wonder if this was made as a joke. It's like making a cooking video on how to prep a ready to eat microwave dinner.

>> No.15213744

>>15210391
You know what would be nice if someone would create a dual crossthread on /wsg/ so we could actually have audio with our /ck/ webm threads.
Instead of audioless jack webms and other constantly reposted webms.

>> No.15213804

>>15213659
probably. chinks love that shit

>> No.15213813

>>15213686
>KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA

>> No.15213852

>>15213744
You can always just make a /ck/ thread on /wsg/ if sound is what you're looking for.

>> No.15213947

>>15213852
They are never as popular on /wsg/ as they are on /ck/ is all im saying

>> No.15213965

>>15213618
the only thing this video needs to turn it completely into stupid zoomer tiktok trash is a fucking pile of text at a 45 degree angle. I wonder if they just did the toaster for show and then cooked steak normally. this editing bullshit drives me nuts

>> No.15213988

>>15212009
haha this is my local chain

>> No.15214005

>>15211742
she said she liked them

>> No.15214020

>>15210708
okay so what products use this stuff

>> No.15214028

>>15214020
I assume it's ground up further and mixed with grains and supplements and whatever else before being fed to livestock.

>> No.15214043

>>15214020
Pringles

>> No.15214048

>>15212215
>my friend
>is a pathetic weak piece of trash
jesus, you must make a nice friend

>> No.15214061

>>15214048
I've actually made him a better person. He thanks me for it every once in a while. He used to catcall girls and stuff and had no clue about the world and through his exposure to me I've taught him many thing he had never even considered. He's my drug dealer or else I wouldn't have bothered keeping him around. I wish I could get him to quit dealing drugs but I kinda need that.

>> No.15214070

>>15213235
That is the saltiest thing in the universe

>> No.15214081

>>15213618
would eat

>> No.15214208

>>15210599
>This kills the crab

>> No.15214217

>>15214020
It's fed back into the endless chickencircle.
Not unlike this idea I've been developing for a cat and rat farm.

>> No.15214220

>>15214061
You sound like one self-important narcissistic scumbag, and your "friend" probably talks shit about you behind your back

>> No.15214227

>>15212009
Loved this episode of Always Sunny

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>>15213671
She's in some kind of contest for eating really spicy food and purchased a few drops of milk in exchange for making a cute face for the camera.

>> No.15214285

>>15211306
He's in x t c

>> No.15214289
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>>15213686
That guy is a real Hiro

>> No.15214334

>>15212215
enough of your endless whining you butthurt retard, and take your le *oomer garbage back to le reddit

>> No.15214336

>>15211900
>>15213719
A daring synthesis!

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>>15213988
My local chain is my WIFE!

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>>15212145
AHOY SPONGEBOY ME BOB! I'M GETTING CRACKED OPEN AND DEVOURED BY SOME CRAZY BITCH I'M GOING TO DIE!

AHHRGARGARGARGARG!

>> No.15214396

>>15212772
Now where did my pipe go

>> No.15214455

>>15211759
no no, this was actually a man who had his family killed by a whisky bottle so he avenged them by destroying the whole alcohol alley. Crazy right?

>> No.15214480

>>15211996
>touch inputs to be shared with everyone
no. You're ordering in advance on your phone anyways, why can't it have a QR code scanner or some shit and you just hold your phone up for it to open the right compartment

>> No.15214533

>>15214061
You are a massive retard.

>> No.15215042

>>15213686
>>15214289
Hiro Protagonist

>> No.15215134

>>15210515
Im gonna need some context.here

>> No.15215144
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>>15215134
Workplace daycare.

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Always my favourite part of thanksgiving

>> No.15215181

I have sex with vegans, and when their mouths are open moaning I sneak a sausage or piece of salami in there

>> No.15215194

>>15211026
>low carb onion soup

Is just a regular onion soup

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>> No.15215205

>>15210391
Top kek m8

>> No.15215258

>>15212285
This would be good for low-carb.
Shame they served it with waffles for some reason.

>> No.15215275

someone fuck my asshole

>> No.15215289
File: 2.75 MB, 980x404, A Queer Cooking Series.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15215289

>> No.15215298
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Fried Cabbage with Peanuts, Peas and Red Peppers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15215298

>> No.15215316

>>15214061
>calls other pieces of trash
>do drugs

>> No.15215407
File: 2.85 MB, 486x640, Tibetan Zaba grain cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15215407

>>15211987
Ja.

>> No.15215414

>>15213744
It would be nice if we could just post webm's with sound on /ck/

>> No.15215450
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, KETO LASAGNA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.15215511
File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, Vegetable Jerky.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.15215519

>>15210930
>accident
What God did to him was entirely what He intended to do.

>> No.15215522
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, $1 French Toast Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15215522

>>15213730

>> No.15215529

>>15213297
>Cheesy garlic bread
Should call it what it is. Cheesy garlic almond powder.

>> No.15215569
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Keto Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15215569

>>15215529

>> No.15215572

>>15211256
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.15215583

>>15212215
Your friends and coworkers hate you.

What's horrible, is that you know it.

>> No.15215620

>>15215522
looksgood

>> No.15215654

>>15215134
china

>> No.15215655

>>15213086
>Doesn't the store have security?
Only high end stores have security, not the department store. Yes I have seen security on regular ass stores when I went to Europe but they were in high traffic areas.

>> No.15215718

>>15211957
Actually kind of a cute idea for kid's food

>> No.15215755

>>15215583
Ok chud

>> No.15215806

>>15215755
Alright, I've been seeing chud being tossed around here and there. Is it supposed to be an insult or something?

>> No.15215820

>>15210408
Beef ribs. No problem if you remove the membrane.

>> No.15215828

>>15210886
He quit physical therapy after a week because he's a lazy fuck

>> No.15215838

>>15215519
He refers to it as an accident

>> No.15215915

>>15212003
What gave it away, the smiley face nuggets or the ketchup?

>> No.15215979

>>15215806
it's a meme word from the demolished r/chapotraphouse, a bunch of faggots so insufferable that not only does the entire right-wing (including Democrats) hate them, so do all other socialists, all communists, all other tankies, the Reddit mods (who banned their sub), the alt-left (leftypol), and the actual Chapo Trap House podcast group themselves.

>> No.15215980

>>15215289
/ck/s new promo video is looking great

>> No.15215990

>>15210708
Chicky nuggies

>> No.15216023

>>15215042
Is Snow Crash popular enough for this not to be considered a niche reference?

>> No.15216038

>>15215289
>Do you what the queers are doing to the soil?

>> No.15216122
File: 2.86 MB, 600x336, Pineapple Spam Fried Rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15216122

>> No.15216132

>>15213464
You will never be a real burger

>> No.15216163
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Baked Mullet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.15216168
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, Grilled fish with pepper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15216168

>> No.15216173

>>15211133
stopped watching as soon as i saw the teflon pan.

>> No.15216181
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Mexican Grill Fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15216181

>> No.15216182
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Scrambled Egg & Beans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15216182

>>15216173

>> No.15216190
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Mussels.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.15216219
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, How to clean a scallop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15216219

>> No.15216257

>>15210708
Most modern poultry plants use gas chambers. It's way more efficient.

>> No.15216288
File: 73 KB, 800x627, Watican-0837938721499690778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15216288

>>15213719

>> No.15216302

>>15212180
>eating raw garlic cloves

>> No.15216363

>>15216173

Why?

>> No.15216385

>>15215572
he can't leave until he sells enough eggs to create an exit. it's modern day slavery.

>> No.15216413

>>15213553
Fucking cringe shit.

>> No.15216430

>>15216363
because teflon pans are shit. real cooks use tinned copper.

>> No.15216686

>>15212180
>>15212186
I sure love killing my gut with raw garlic

>> No.15216771

>>15210708
Did they suffer? Was it inhumane?

>> No.15216778

>>15211635
lmao

>> No.15216799

>>15211817
:(

>> No.15216803

>>15212700
his pestle is just some shitty rock lol

>> No.15216822

>>15211113
>KikeMaster Watermark
Can confirm

>> No.15216850

>>15215134
I'm assuming they are cleaning guts for sausages and nobody can take care of their children because Communism with Chinese characteristicsTM

>> No.15216893
File: 2.84 MB, 600x336, Tibetan Beef Stir-fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15216893

>> No.15216899
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Tibetan Spicy Potatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.15216902
File: 2.85 MB, 600x336, Art of Making Tibetan Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15216902

>> No.15217032

>>15210741
Imagine just having mind powers for one day, man. Just seeing someone being an entitled fuck like this and just giving him an epileptic seizure or shit.

>> No.15217126
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Karen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.15217214
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, ARTEFLAME.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.15217227
File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, Little Caesars Pizza Pick Up.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217227

>> No.15217229
File: 2.79 MB, 1200x674, social commentary sprinkles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217229

>>15216023
I certainly expected a few more replies to my hilarious comment about him being a real Hiro.
I think of it as the kind of book people vaguely know stuff about even if they haven't read it. Maybe not.

>> No.15217245
File: 2.41 MB, 640x436, 8x22 Brick Oven Pizza Trailer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217245

>>15217229
Heard it's going to be a movie?
HBO

>> No.15217299
File: 48 KB, 757x950, lit-match.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217299

>>15210741

>> No.15217320

>>15210886
You don't need two arms to scoop mayonnaise out of a jar so it's not a big deal

>> No.15217329
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Restaurant on wheels.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217329

>> No.15217333

>>15213629
Huh? Where's the facecam of a random nip reacting in the top right corner?

>> No.15217338

>>15214289
I don't know why, but I expected him to go apeshit and assault the woman

>> No.15217344
File: 2.89 MB, 358x640, Babushka VS Mayonnaise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217344

>>15217320
True.

>> No.15217361
File: 281 KB, 563x392, 1552244864651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217361

>>15216038
i like you, stuart

>> No.15217366

>>15216023
You'd get more replies on /tg/ or /lit/ with that reference about a scifi dystopian pizza delivery guy.

>> No.15217398

>>15210469
>5G mustard
OH FUCK THEY'RE PUTTING IT IN MUSTARD NOW? Is there no escape from bill gates????

>> No.15217409

>>15210741
based temperance follower

>> No.15217490

>>15213464
Mmmm gotta love the McFatfaggot

>> No.15217494

>>15215134
SKAVEN BROOD MOTHER NEED WORK WORK YES YES

>> No.15217499

>>15216219
Interesting. Saved.

>> No.15217508

>>15213086
>British security

Lmao fuckers cant do anything

>> No.15217515
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Coronaburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217515

>> No.15217584

>>15213086
It would be racist to stop him.

>> No.15217608

>>15212700
Ancient technologies finally done an another video

>> No.15217625
File: 2.99 MB, 540x302, Viking Pork, Apples and Onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217625

>>15217608

>> No.15217635
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Day Boat Scallop Trip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217635

>>15217499

>> No.15217644
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Pizza Spill On Freeway.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217644

>> No.15217657
File: 2.90 MB, 498x540, Boomers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.15217683

>>15211786
>show
Fucking casual. Read the comic instead, it's infinitely better.

t. /co/

>> No.15217704

>>15217625
That's some weird-ass knife

>> No.15217709

>>15211306
You know he's saying "If mine came out as clean as that..."
based diego

>> No.15217711

>>15212180
>>15212186
>>15212193
Is this more saltroach mocking videos or is there something I'm missing here?

>> No.15217716
File: 2.88 MB, 720x720, Lemon Butter Scallops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217716

>> No.15217726
File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, Charred Corn and Chorizo Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217726

>> No.15217778

>>15211900
Jack stop posting here

>> No.15217804

>>15215407
There's no way she's actually living in some village in buttfuck nowhere, Himalaya. Her skin and nails are way too well kept for that.

>> No.15217827
File: 334 KB, 585x633, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217827

>>15213454
>Yes it is Big
>Is it Mac or not? Let's check

>It's big, but not Mac

>> No.15217830

>>15213086
Someone doing shit like that is extremely likely to be high as a kite or genuinely mentally ill. You do not go anywhere near people like that without proper training, unless you want to expose yourself to the risk of permanent injuries like getting stabbed in the eye with a shard of glass or worse.

Most supermarkets are big chains these days, so shit's ensured anyway.

>> No.15217835
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, GIANT Gummy Cola Bottle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217835

>>15217827
Not surprised the animefag doesn't get it.

>> No.15217844

>>15217830
Ensured to what? Get reimbursed because they are INSURED?

>> No.15217857

>>15217835
I get it, it's just funny is all. Also, [obligatory anime website comment].

>> No.15217862

>>15215806
Current goto insult on reddit. It's been a while since it gained traction so it'll probably disappear soon.
For now, it's an easy way to spot, and subsequently ignore, shitposting reddit tourists.

>> No.15217872

>>15217862
>>15215979
I figured as much. As an insult it really doesn't have any bite, even if you know what the reference is.

>> No.15217896
File: 2.96 MB, 400x718, emmett lafave searching for pearls in lake rumare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15217896

>>15217635

>> No.15217947

>>15211742
Are you fucking insane? Shut the fuck up retard

>> No.15217972

>>15213086
>fight guy (probably drunk or on drugs) in an area with a lot of liquid and broken glass
>have a 99.99% chance of of the fight being taken to the ground and getting yourself slashed up
>all for some slightly higher than minimum wage job

>> No.15218015

>>15217896
Stop! You've violated the law!

>> No.15218062

>>15217972
the opportunity to legally merc a shitskin is worth it

>> No.15218127

>>15214061
anon I wish i had a baste friend like you in my life to show me the way!! I just cant stop huffing farts :/

>> No.15218147

>>15215569
almond tapioca cake

>> No.15218157

>>15212238
absolutely retarded

>> No.15218164

>>15212517
Islam is right about everything

>> No.15218174

>>15213604
thats tea

>> No.15218184

>>15211957
That's a turkey twizzler

>> No.15218474

>>15210599
hey i have the exact same gloves!

>> No.15218552

>>15211922
velveeta

>> No.15218572

>>15213235
good ole spam hot dish

>> No.15218577

>>15217338
nippon ones are much different than the burger furries

>> No.15218595

>>15217804
No shit its chinese propaganda

>> No.15218646

>>15213235
Welcome to your worst family reunion ever

>> No.15218711

>>15210583
Niggers always complain about white people and under-seasoning while they do this. This is why they over-season, theyre too stupid to cook correctly.

>> No.15218921

>>15210757
actually looks quite nice

>> No.15219999
File: 100 KB, 910x1024, movie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15219999

>>15210725
looks comfy

>> No.15220079

>>15216771
They got crushed almost instantly, the death itself was quick, they probably only suffered the few seconds that they transported and falling.

>> No.15220182

>>15215289
Im gay, and even that shit is too gay for me.

>> No.15221119

>>15217245
>insanely fast pizza trailer
what, do they drive that thing at like 80mph?

>> No.15221128

>>15217704
also wierd ass knife skills

>> No.15221154
File: 2.88 MB, 480x480, curry chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15221154

>> No.15221207
File: 3.84 MB, 240x427, Bubblegravy[ConvGif].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15221207

How about a gif

>> No.15221213

>>15214338
What the fuck was that in the oven?

>> No.15221555

>>15211044
My dad made these once. Really good actually.

>> No.15221742

>>15211006
KEK

>> No.15222171

>>15210741
>Why aren't they stopping him

Was my first thought but then I realised that they probably have an insurance that covers this and the courts will force the man to pay for all the damages anyways

>> No.15222535

>>15210748
>>15215407
How to get Tibetan gf?

>> No.15222561

>>15221213
his colostomy bag

>> No.15222736

>>15221207
Okay, grand-pa.

>> No.15223174

>>15213686
It's literally just dressed up for the demonstration. No one hands you shit like that in Actual Japan.