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I do not care for beer.

>> No.15181327
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15181327

>>15181318
"Im more of a hard seltzer man myself"

>> No.15181328

>>15181318
Based. Liquor is where it's at.

>> No.15181340

I do not care for green leaf lettuce salad.

>> No.15181343

>>15181327
holy fuck that's painful to watch

>> No.15181344

okay fag

>> No.15181346

>>15181318
>macfarlane shit
Yes, most children don't like beer. Your palate will change as you get older.

>> No.15181386

>>15181318
I reckon that blonde fellow on the right is grabbing her ass under the water

>> No.15181426

>>15181318
I concur, beer is a waste of calories. Better to get your booze from a nice wine or hard spirit.

>> No.15181434

>>15181327
That was way too much fucking cornstarch. You have created a non-Newtonian fluid.

>> No.15181642

>>15181318
Yes!
Thank you!

>> No.15182001

>>15181434
I'm wondering if it fries deliciously

>> No.15182080

>>15181318
that cool man. drink what you like

>> No.15182236

>>15181346
Cope harder. Beer sucks

>> No.15182329

>>15181318
Based

>> No.15182891

>>15182236
>t. manchild

>> No.15182985

>>15181318
My alcohol tolerance makes it impossible for beer to have an effect on me (Lol, America). I need at least 100 proof these days.

>> No.15182995
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Here come the coping alcoholics calling you "underage" because you don't like liquid carbs

>> No.15183025

Beer is fucking TRASH. I literally work for the largest beer company in the world and I will never drink any of this shit unless were at a corporate event.
I dont even like drinking but liquor is superior in every single way especially when used for cocktails.

>> No.15183026

>>15182995
There's this weird mentality that teenagers and young adults have where drinking is manly and adult so the mindless teens on this site get pissed off / think it's worthy of mocking when you don't give a fuck about drinking. In truth no one past college age really gives a shit and if anything admitting to drinking in more than social situations is usually heavily frowned on and seen as a lack of self-control and a failure to handle your emotions well.
Basically nothing wrong with drinking but people who use it as a crutch at the most pathetic and worthless kind of people and that makes them mad because they have no self control.

>> No.15183027

>>15181318
Beer really is shit. It tastes like boiled weeds. Cider and spirits are what you drink when you want to actually enjoy what you're ingesting.

>> No.15183034

>>15182995
>>15183025
>>15183026
>>15183027
Seething virgins.

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>>15181318
Could never see the appeal so have never sipped alcohol in my entire life.

>> No.15183070

>>15182995
Whoever did this to their truck probably breeds.

>> No.15183101 [DELETED] 

>>15181318
Raised by a single mother detected.

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>>15182891
>you dont like piss soda?!!
>manchild!!
Its okay buddy, maybe next year you'll be ready for real alcohol

>> No.15183158

>>15181318
Wine >beer , the greatest conquerors were wine drinkers.

>> No.15183273

>>15181318
Same

>> No.15183284

>>15183158
And where are they now?

>> No.15183304

>>15181318
I really like the taste of beer but I don't want to drink a whole bottle. If they sold them in those little V8 juice sized cans that would be perfect for me.

>> No.15183305

>>15183284
dead, just like me

>> No.15183344

I hate all alcohol, it all tastes vile as fuck. id never drink it if it didn't get me drunk

t. drinks every day.

no idea why anyone would drink this shit for the taste

>> No.15183397

>>15183344
Unironically a cope by people.
Also some mead and junk tastes legit good.

>> No.15183504

>>15183397
How tf is that a cope? If alcohol didn't get you drunk literally no one would drink it. It tastes like shit

>> No.15183525

>>15183504
No, I wasn't saying your post was a cope. I said the people who claim to love cheap ass shit that tastes like shit are coping.

>> No.15183529

>>15181327
He's actually incredible. Either he's easily the worst cook that ever lived, or the greatest satirist. You decide.

>> No.15183552

>>15183525
Reread after posting and figured as much. I may be a few drinks deep myself

>> No.15183683

>>15183504
>It tastes like shit
Not true at all.

>> No.15183743

>>15183683
Your body naturally reacts to it like poison. Because it is. Acquire the taste all you want, doesn't make it good.

>> No.15183993

I mean, I am not gonna knock you for it, but to me beer just tastes like shit. I have had beer from every country (important countries), and I can say they are all collectively gross. I really have no idea how people drink it for the taste.

>> No.15184051

>>15183504
I’d have to be drinking a lot of beer to get real drunk, which is possible if it’s an all day hangout or something. Most of the time though I’m having two or three beers at home because I genuinely like the taste. There are way better options for getting a buzz.

>> No.15184102

>>15183025
>Beer is fucking TRASH.
>I dont even like drinking
Opinion discarded

>> No.15185483

>>15183504
everything sub 5% you hardly notice the alcohol
stronger stuff sure, i hate Belgium beer as it tastes like shots to me.
my homebrew cider i chug every day
>inb4 hipster
thats traditional around here

>> No.15185497

Beer and beer culture is gay

>> No.15185499

>>15181327
What's going on here?

>> No.15185505

>>15185499
Jack is making General Tso's chicken, but he made the batter in such a manner than it was a non-Newtonian liquid, so the more he attacks it the more it resists.

>> No.15185551

>>15183993
I know people say this as a meme, but it's really just called having a palate.

>> No.15185568

>>15182985
I see the your cock tolerance is just ok

>> No.15185582

>>15185497
caring about what other people do is also gay

>> No.15185654

>>15182995
>>15183070
can any /o/tist confirm how long this shit would last? Seems like it would put unbearable pressure on your axles

>> No.15185656

>>15182995
>muh carbs BAD
Found the lardarse.

>> No.15185666

>>15183026
It's ok, the kids won't lock you inside the locker any more

>> No.15185677

>>15181318
ok

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>There's this weird mentality that teenagers and young adults have where drinking is manly and adult so the mindless teens on this site get pissed off / think it's worthy of mocking when you don't give a fuck about drinking. In truth no one past college age really gives a shit and if anything admitting to drinking in more than social situations is usually heavily frowned on and seen as a lack of self-control and a failure to handle your emotions well.
>Basically nothing wrong with drinking but people who use it as a crutch at the most pathetic and worthless kind of people and that makes them mad because they have no self control.

>> No.15185716

>>15185678
Don't pretend that this being doesn't collect IPAs

>> No.15185781

>>15183025
Anything InBev makes outside of Goose Island's small batch stuff is trash. No shit stuff like Budweiser and Miller Genuine are garbage. They're cheap produced lagers.
Literally drink anything other then the popular styles (lagers, pilsners, pale ales, IPAs.) Beer is a super customizable beverage that can fit basically anyone's needs.

>> No.15186316

>>15181340
Based. Spring mix and baby spinach is where it's at.

>> No.15186328

>>15181318

And that's okay, Anon. You're allowed to have your preferences

>> No.15186335

>>15185781
InBev owns a lot of shit these days so that's a weird blanket statement to make. I think they mostly let the craft breweries they acquire produce autonomously. Here in Texas I'll enjoy the occasional Karbach or Revolver.

>> No.15186356

>>15181318
Beer only exists so that 15 year olds can pretend to be adults, and fat americans can watch football drunk.

>> No.15186402

>>15185656
I'm 120lbs
Ya ding-dong diddly seethe?

>> No.15186833

>>15185666
It's not the 1950, grandpa. People haven't done that in decades.
Please stop getting drunk every afternoon. Your remaining family probably cares about you at least a bit. Maybe

>> No.15187022

>>15186402
fatass. lose weight

>> No.15187065

If you like beer, you might as well neck yourself and do the world a favor, you subhumans.

>> No.15187072

>>15184102
Just like you should have been.

>> No.15187089

>>15181346
Beer contains phytoestrogens from hops that have 1000x the binding affinity of those found in soy. You know how beer drinkers have fat, unchisled faces and big gut and reddish hue around the cheeks?

>> No.15187108

>>15181318
The Zionist plan to feminise men is working. So many beer haters. Do you get your nails manicured too?

F a g s.

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>>15183529
His videos remain in a constant state of both irony and unironic incompetence. Schrodinger would be proud.

>> No.15187168

>>15187108
how fat are you?

>> No.15187174

>>15187108
You're literally drinking tranny juice. https://vertavahealth.com/alcohol/testosterone/#:~:text=Beer%2C%20for%20example%2C%20often%20contains,the%20more%20common%20beer%20ingredients.

>> No.15187181

>>15187108
Beer is more estrogenic than soy by factors of magnitude.

>> No.15187203

>>15181318
i just hate beer snobs. people who bitch at you for drinking something cheap. sorry my lord, alcohol is just fucking alcohol

>> No.15187212

>>15187108
why do i always see faggots like this on /ck/ of all boards. just shut up you fat piece of shit.

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>>15187108
>>15187181
Hops phyotoestrogens are literally stronger than taking straight up tranny estradiol.

(Lower number = higher affinity)

No surprise most beer drinkers favorite pass time is watching men throw around a fucking ball.

>> No.15187233

>>15187227
i don't like football either but there is nothing else but garbage on tv. that is why they watch people throw around a pigskin i'm guessing

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>>15183504
Alcoholics are fags, the true way is hoarding beer that you'll not drink just to show off.

I mean, nobody in here truly drinks this stuff, right? It surely cannot be an acquired taste.

>> No.15187508

>>15187502
>Alcoholics are fags
>posts a case of beer
bitch shut up

>> No.15187513

I like craft beer. It just tastes better.
IPAs are trash tho

>> No.15187559

>>15187513
Something being "craft" doesn't make it inherently good tho, a fuckton of microbrewers cannot get rid of their "homebrew" aftertaste, also, the old european macrobrewers do in general brew higher quality beer than their american "craft" counterparts although they lack some experimentation but we really don't need more kinds of hop juice trying to imitate the taste of gummies

>> No.15187565

>>15187559
thats true, but ill be damned if i waste my carbs/calories/money on a domestic. If Im gonna be bloated, might as well be Dragons Milk or KBS or something.

>> No.15187581

>>15187565
I'll give you that, much better to spend your money on some decent beer rather than buying 3 from some cheap macro whose only worth is to get you tipsy.

>> No.15187965

>>15183504
Most people who drink alcohol don't get drunk, retarded manchild.

>> No.15187993

>>15181318
Agreed. Wine is the superior light alcoholic beverage by far.

>> No.15188000

>>15186402
Even worse, a roastie. No wonder you have an immature palate and type like a redditor.

>> No.15188006

>>15186833
Nobody cares, bullied incel.

>> No.15188012

>>15181318
If you develop a taste for it, great. If not, great.

>> No.15188840

>>15188012
Yeah

>> No.15188924

as men, we actually need estrogen for health

>> No.15188955

>>15181318
I only drink a beer if I have a xanax or painkiller on hand just to get more fucked up
whiskey is based tho

>> No.15188991

>>15187089
meme science, the reason is that beer is full of carbs and beer drinkers often dont work out, but there are bodybuilders who drink beer and aren't like that at all.

>> No.15189071

>>15187089
Trump lost. You can go back now.

>> No.15189196

>>15188991
Beer tastes really good after a workout. I've found that regularly having more than 2 after any lift/run to failure kind of day is sabotage. One or two (especially on the lees), followed by water, and a healthy dinner/snack an hour or two later - depending on what time I was working out - seemed to do me just fine.

>> No.15189231

>>15188955
cringe

>> No.15189283

I like Rum but thats literally it

>> No.15189287

>>15189283
kinda strange, but perfectly ok.

Mixed drinks, or straight? If it's straight, I really don't get it.

>> No.15189508

>>15181318
Ever had coor banquet? it taste just like beer bread

>> No.15189522

>>15183026
When you say drinking do you mean drinking to a point of drunkenness just just a few beers drinking.

>> No.15189529

>>15183068
It's a great time with friends, put on a cheesey movie or a fighting game and you're good

>> No.15189538

>>15187065
It's beer bread, that I can drink. it's great

>> No.15189544

>>15187203
That's true for all snobs though

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>>15181318
I do not care for queers (pic related)

>> No.15190601

>>15185499
Non-Newtonian Nuggets