Dream Wedding Foods

[Anonymous No.15179697]

Lobster, caviar, uni, croissants? Big Kobe steaks? What dishes would be served at your dream wedding?

[Anonymous No.15179704]

Gold crusted mussels with diamonds instead of pearls. Also hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.15179718]

Sushi served on a naked oriental girl’s body.

[Anonymous No.15179723]

Mcdonalds, water, Marzipan, Chimney Cake, Borchst.

[Anonymous No.15179727]

>>15179697
Buffet Style:
Smoked Salmon with dill and assorted toppings and crackers

Pickled shrimp

Vegetable Terrine with assorted crackers

country ham, angel biscuits, assortments of spreads and pickles.

Rare roast beef or prime rib, yorkies, roast fingerling potatoes, au jus

Crisp Garden salad with goat cheese,roasted sliced and marinated beets and greek vinaigrette.

Fruit Salad

Wedding Cake

Tea, Coffee, Assortment of Wine, Beer, Mead, Champagne, lemonade, seltzer, and Iced Tea

[Anonymous No.15179756]

>>15179697
We served some sort of chicken dish, and some sort of beef dish (no veggie option because fuck veggiefags). I didn't have enough time to finish my plate before we had to go start greeting guests. The reality is that you won't have time to eat whatever is there, and while the caterer will pack a plate for you to take, you'll just be heating it up in the hotel microwave. But, by the time my wife and I got to the hotel, we were already drunk and had been fooling around in the back of the limo, so we just fucked and ate the leftovers for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.15179789]

>>15179697
I dont know

[Anonymous No.15179792]

>>15179697
Nice cuckmobile hes got there

[Anonymous No.15179823]

>>15179697
Best wedding I've ever went to had canapes, blinis w/ caviar, cheese/meat, smoked salmon, melon balls w/ prosciutto, lemon pastries, a buffet of various cajun dishes (gumbo, etouffee, crawdads, etc), you could get lobster/steak, greens and open bar. They had two cakes, but I didn't have any. Something like that sounds nice, but the parents of the bride dropped a considerable amount of money and the quality of everything reflected that.

[Anonymous No.15179843]

>>15179697
Jim Beam and Coke, you trunt scab.

[Anonymous No.15179915]

>>15179697
The most fattening substance known to mankind is wedding cake

[Anonymous No.15180721]

>>15179727
Yes! I would eat this every day.