ITT : autistic food habits

[Anonymous No.15172473]

saying "food supply" and "animal" over and over again makes me incredibly hungry

[Anonymous No.15172490]

i like to make exactly 13 pizza rolls
it is a mystical lucky number
they must all be arranged sideways with the long side facing the direction they will be placed in the microwave
the 13th pizza roll, however, must not be in line with the others and rotated 90 degrees so that the short length is facing inwards
this 13th pizza roll gets a flick of water on each side of it because the tap water is blessed and hallowed because it has traveled the earth for all of time and entered the soil and bodies of all that have and thus it will enhance the entire meal as it cooks

[Anonymous No.15172556]

I dunno, I find cooking a very natural thing I guess.

[Anonymous No.15173030]

>>15172473
Seeing a UPS truck makes me buy a chocolate bar. Specifically 5th Avenue and/or a plain hershey

I peel a banana 3 times, because that's how cartoons do it

[Anonymous No.15173063]

Whenever I have treats like skittles, cheez its, or anything that's segmented really I like to eat them in such a way that both sides of my mouth have chewed an equal amount of each.
Like if I have 10 skittles I'll have chewed 5 on each side of my mouth. Thankfully I'm not so autistic as to willfully throw away any outliers and just eat those normally.

[Anonymous No.15173214]

>>15172473
sniffing pretty much every other bite of food before eating it sometimes and also autistically arguing with myself over the order in which i eat what's on my plate

[Anonymous No.15173605]

I occassionally pour soda into a whiskey glass and drink it like so.

[Anonymous No.15174759]

>>15172473
I eat the exact same thing at the exact same times everyday.

07:00
2 bricks of Weetbix
150 ml Fat-Free Milk
1 medium sized banana

10:00
1 Medium sized apple

13:00
2 bricks of Weetbix
150 ml Fat-Free Milk
1 medium sized banana

15:00
1 Medium sized apple

17:00
50 g oats
200 ml Fat-free milk
15 g Flora Cholesterol Lowering Margarine

19:00
200 g fat-free plain yogurt
50 g berries (Whatever is in season)

3 litres of water.

I never eat anything else. Not even on my birthday or Christmas.

I come here to look at food.

[Anonymous No.15174827]

>>15174759
Hey! You posted this yesterday too. You're that skelly-tier femanon with no friends that's afraid of fat. Sup, bb?

[Anonymous No.15174859]

>>15174827
I don't smell. I shower 2 to 3 times a day!

Are you the duck farmer?

[Anonymous No.15174894]

>>15174859
I didn't say you smell, I said you probably look like a spooky Halloween decoration. Also, No. That dude was pretty rad though.

[Anonymous No.15175072]

>>15174759
jesus christ. and I mean jesus christ. just bread and wine for you?

[Anonymous No.15175197]

>>15175072
I guarantee both bread and wine are out of the question for my girl here. At a point you've gotta respect the commitment.

[Anonymous No.15175202]

>>15174759
c-can you be my girlfriend i will make u food miss skeltal

[Anonymous No.15175207]

>>15175202
No way, dude! I call dibs!

[Anonymous No.15175268]

>>15174894
Apologies, I misread.

He was. Ducks are cool.

My next guess is the other femanon.

[Anonymous No.15175287]

>>15175197
How this all started was I had to do a medical test and my cholesterol would be part of that test.

So I had never tested it before but had a diet pretty rich in fats. I did not want to fail so i just started eating like this.

After a while it just became habit and now I am too scared to stop,

[Anonymous No.15175309]

>>15174759
How long have you eaten this way? This must make you miserable if you're on the cooking board to oggle food?

P.S I had 40 g oats with 14 g of unflavored whey protein isolate and it was super delicious and filling, Probably less calories than the milk too 200kcal total. I added a bit of sweetener, vanilla, salt, and cinnamon too.

Also you shouldn't eat margarine, it has really bad trans fats in there. Just have butter. It's the same shit except it tastes better and is healthier.

[Anonymous No.15175322]

>>15175309
>Also you shouldn't eat margarine, it has really bad trans fats in there. Just have butter. It's the same shit except it tastes better and is healthier.
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.15175324]

>>15175287
You do know that doctors are now finding out that having high LDL (non oxidized) is actually found to increase your lifespan and mental cognition? What really can increase your risk of heart attacks is high Trigs and low HDL.

If you actually look into the history of heart attacks in the modern western world you will actually find there was a huge spike after the invention of crisco. Before that seed oils were mainly used industrially, but some jackoff decided to market it as food. Their slogan being: "its digestible" It really isn't. It goes straight to your artery walls.

[Anonymous No.15175330]

>>15175322

[Anonymous No.15175347]

>>15175268
Nah. I was just lurking in the thread and I recognized the mention of margarine and bananas. I'm busting your chops, but you don't seem that bad; I don't get why you said you don't have friends.

As a mildly empathetic person, I am concerned about your habit though. I'm no dietitian, but it seems like you're cheating yourself out of a more enjoyable lifestyle. You don't have to be afraid of food, you've clearly got enough willpower to maintain a crazy regimen as is. With that kind of will you can definitely control yourself while eating a more classically "well-rounded" diet.

[Anonymous No.15175358]

>>15174759
>fat free
>margarine
>no meat
I can garantee that you lack a shitton of essential nutrients. Your diet basically consists of sugar and a splash of watery dairy, which has been depleted of the nutritious fats. Your low sodium levels alone will kill you. There are better anorexic diets out there. ou would be better of eating raw beef, heavy cream and steamed kale within your calories. Also make sure to add bone broth or gelatine in instant soup powder.

Unfuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.15175371]

>>15175330
I looked it up and it so happens that the trans fats are only in dairy margarine. Vegetal margarine may not be as delicious as butter but it's not any more unhealthy.
Thanks for taking the time to reply anon, I learned a new thing today.

[Anonymous No.15175378]

>>15175371
>Vegetal margarine may not be as delicious as butter but it's not any more unhealthy
So, you should still just use butter.

[Anonymous No.15175404]

>>15175378
If taste was the only factor that would be the logical course of action, yes.

[Anonymous No.15175416]

>>15175371
Yeah, instead of being blindly afraid of food, learn about it. This is why I became a duck femanon.

Also if you want to lose weight (which admit it, a big part of your shitty diet is about that), I got to 91 lbs eating eggs and butter along with meat and veg, even being able to change my diet up on holidays making low/no sugar or grain desserts like cheesecake and ice cream. It's about calories.

Also low dietary cholesterol causes severe depression.

Finally, you shouldn't be afraid of death. It's coming whether you eat McChickens dipped in nutella or eat Weetbix in skimmed milk. For me, I just wanted a healthy relationship with my food. Which changed my lifestyle all together.

Take care fellow femanon, I hope you can get out of your slump. Sorry I said we couldn't get along. Honestly I'm pretty friendly outside the internet.

[Anonymous No.15175425]

>>15175404
You just said taste was the only variable.
>it's not any more unhealthy

[Anonymous No.15175441]

>>15175416
>low/no sugar or grain desserts
>on holidays
C'mon.

[Anonymous No.15175483]

>>15175416
You are friendly.I like you. I have been eating this way for just over a year now. I weigh 55 kgs and I am 175 cm tall. BMI of 18,so just a little under. I have considered adding a banana to my oats (Which is why I mentioned it yesterday) I have not started yet.

Moving to real butter may increase my calories without changing what I eat right now. So I may transition to this and maybe add protein powder to my oats.

Eventually I will move to 2000 calories with other foods. I eat 1100 at the moment.

[Anonymous No.15175496]

>>15175441
I basically just eat what is traditionally considered "Healthy breakfast foods"

Even the plain yogurt and berries.

[Anonymous No.15175506]

Cringe: The Thread

/ck/ edition


I tried to think of one, but I just try to make food as quickly as possible while still tasting good.

[Anonymous No.15175554]

>>15175483
>BMI of 18
This may be my inner Brosnan talking, but you could definitely stand to bump that up a couple numbers.

[Anonymous No.15175575]

>>15175483
Trust me, real butter will only add negligible calories if you use the same weight of butter. The thing is butter is way more satiating and you need way less to get the fix your body craves. So instead of 14 grams of margarine you'd eat 7 grams of butter. It would be the same amount of calories or even less. But more importantly it will be satiating. Even if you ate 14 grams of butter at worst it would add 40 calories. Its 77 calories vs 105 calories. Not exactly going to tip the scales. Not to mention butter is even something you can make yourself. I've made my own butter before, I've never made my own margarine.

>>15175441
I don't do that anymore. I just tend to eat more meat and have a small dessert nowadays. I don't really like feeling like shit from too much junk. Though my main goal is to get a bee hive, tap maple trees, and maybe experiment with sugar beets.
I would also like to grow more grains. This year I had a very good sweet corn run. It is incredible in chili. I would like to try to grow maize for making flour with as well as wheat, rye, and oats. But growing and processing and milling your own grain is incredibly labor intensive. So I'm not sure about growing grains for much else other than animal feed.

[Anonymous No.15175596]

>>15175575
You're married, aren't you? All the good hearty field-working women are always taken.

[Anonymous No.15175632]

>>15172473
I'm not an autist so I don't really do anything that weird. But I always eat my (over-medium) eggs by first cutting off all the whites. Once I've consumed those I then scoop up the round center containing the yolk with a fork, and plop the whole piece straight into my mouth. By doing this I ensure that none of the yolk gets on the plate, which is the whole point of the operation, since I refuse to scoop up yolk with bread or crackers or whatever.T hat grosses me out.
Someone else I do, which just came to mind, is my fork rule: If something can be eaten with a fork (with ease), then it must be eaten with one. So, for instance, I would eat gelato with a fork (if I use a utencil at all) because it's not runny enough to seep through the tines. But it's not really that I love forks so much, it's that I hate spoons. They feel funny in my mouth and I don't like it. I only use them for certain soups.

[Anonymous No.15175693]

>>15175632
I also get really annoyed when people talk in the direction of my food. I have a strong aversion to foreign saliva, even my own at times. To cope with this, I've created a habit of covering my glass and plate with my hands whenever people get too close; usually, the talker is able to take the hint, but if not, then I escalate by pulling in everything very close to my body so that I can protect them better.

[Anonymous No.15175838]

>>15175596
not yet. Had my current boyfriend for so long we are basically married. I hope to have kids soon

[Anonymous No.15175996]

Asuka is best girl

[Anonymous No.15176036]

Sometimes when I think of spicy food I will salivate. I don't like spicy food

[Anonymous No.15176051]

>>15175996
>>>/anywhereelsebuthere/

[Anonymous No.15176062]

>>15172473
I refuse to eat sweets, I haven't had any for about 6 years, I used to be somewhat addicted to them, so I went cold turkey for a year, once that year was done I couldn't bring myself to break that streak, now it's been going ever since. I'll probably close the decade and then wait for some special opportunity. I'm sure whatever I'll have then will be extremely disappointing though

[Anonymous No.15176064]

>15175996
>>>/a/
Also no (you) for you, attention whore

[Anonymous No.15176581]

i love rei

[Anonymous No.15176841]

>>15176581
but she has no feelings towards you. there's no emotional reciprocation...you fuckin' simp

[Anonymous No.15176853]

>>15176841
Don't care, still love her

[Anonymous No.15177457]

>>15176064
You're too mean for this board. Go away.

[Anonymous No.15177462]

>>15177457
>>>[s4s]

[Anonymous No.15177471]

>>15174759
>95% carbs

Disgusting

[Anonymous No.15177564]

>>15177462
Why would I go to a board that isn't about food or cooking to talk about food or cooking?

[Anonymous No.15177677]

>>15175483
>I have considered adding a banana to my oats

Whoa let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, small steps sweetie.

[Anonymous No.15177707]

>>15176062
Have you noticed any changes from it? Or anything at all for that matter?

[Anonymous No.15178280]

>>15172473
>shoves ice cubes up my ass

[Anonymous No.15178289]

>>15178280
Go to your fathers house

[Anonymous No.15178502]

>>15172473
Based cavemanon

[Anonymous No.15178524]

>>15172473
Good morning Rei!

[Anonymous No.15178577]

>>15172490

[Anonymous No.15178631]

>>15178577
based joshu poster

[Anonymous No.15178695]

>>15173030
I just peel my bananas once

[Anonymous No.15179461]

I refer to groceries as foodstuffs and do not own measuring cups. I am also autistic for real. I don't mind tough, I have buddies

[Anonymous No.15179471]

Everyday I eat.

[Anonymous No.15179554]

>>15179471
everyday when?

[Anonymous No.15179558]

>>15178577
i try not to eat pizza rolls anymore

[Anonymous No.15179609]

>>15172490
do white people really?

[Anonymous No.15179617]

>>15174759
are you ok?

[Anonymous No.15179628]

I've got 3 great danes and they get mopey if I don't eat with them
I have comfy chairs they can sit at at the dinner table and I serve them food on plates like they're guests

[Anonymous No.15179650]

>>15179609
>mysticism
>white people
t. yt

[Anonymous No.15179681]

Every weekend I stop showering for 3 days (Friday, Saturday and Sunday) until I smell horrendous, i like being nasty and smell like sweat then after I shower I feel like a newborn baby again and my smell palate is cleansed and can enjoy food better

[Anonymous No.15180300]

>>15174759
Based weetabix femanon Skelly

[Anonymous No.15180651]

>>15172473
the very mention of salt and vinegar chips makes my mouth tingle and water
only that though

[Anonymous No.15180678]

>>15174759
So your swedish huh?
You should eat better