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>> No.15165786

>>15165756
what a shitty looking pizza

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>>15165756
>>15165768
Those two items look terrible.
Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should

>> No.15165838

>>15165834
>are food processors good for you

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>> No.15165850

>>15165775
this is not a chip butty, this is a crisp sandwich.

>> No.15165857

>>15165843
Koreans use pasta scissors. Literally nothing wrong with it.

>> No.15165864

>>15165840
Is brapping good for you?

>> No.15165875

>>15165756
>brazilian vertical pizza
look at that man's thrilled face at the end

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>>15165756

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>> No.15166152

>>15166125
how da fuq it stay together

>> No.15166154

>>15166141
how did they get them in there?

>> No.15166166

>>15166154
Magnets.

>> No.15166170

>>15166125
Is that James Gunn?

>> No.15166272

>>15166152
it's a modified burger

>> No.15166311

>>15166166
How do they work?

>> No.15166397

>>15165840
What disease does a person have to get to become this misshapen? It is like what the Elephant Man had?

>> No.15166413

>>15165756
rajeesh didn't seem too happy with what they gave him

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>> No.15166432

>>15166141
how do they get out?

>> No.15166434

>>15165885
raw in the middle, boiled on the outside, yum

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>>15166438

>> No.15166453

>>15166438
Looks fine to me.

>> No.15166456

>>15165756
what is this even
the guy doesn't even look happy with the result

>> No.15166459

>>15165907
>Average Sconnies in 2019

>> No.15166466

>>15166125
>doesn't throw it up and catch it with his mouth
lame

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>> No.15166531

>>15166490
This dystopic product's been predicted.
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/

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>>15166531
Dystopic if you're poor, maybe.

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>> No.15166566

>>15165885
can't we go one webm thread without that faggot

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>>15166566
It's the sneed of /ck/. No one actually enjoys it or thinks it's funny, they just post it to piss people off.

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FUCK YOU MILK

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>>15166575
No. This is the Sneed of /ck/.

>> No.15166594

>>15165768
looks dry as fuck

>> No.15166600

>>15165907
Is this even good?

>> No.15166602

>>15165840
>>15165834
can we not have /ck/ turn into another shitty coomer board like /co/ /v/ etc?

>> No.15166609

>>15166425
what the fuck

>> No.15166617

>>15166600
It looks like it would make me nauseous after one bite. Anything that swims in fat like that does that

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>> No.15166622

>>15165775
What is the point? Just dip your chips in butter if you're that fat.

>> No.15166623

>>15165834
kill yourself

>> No.15166625

>>15166425
lol this guy serves people literal scrapple and they gobble it up
what a genius

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[email protected] pass: freeacc123

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>>15166519
Luvly.

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>> No.15166914

>>15166826
I was gonna say that that's looks like an alright baked ziti.
Then he doesn't even fucking bake it!
Damn it Jack!

>> No.15166927

>>15166914
But that's not baked ziti, that's Lazy Man's Lasagna.

>> No.15166954

>>15166877
>white people

>> No.15166963

>>15166954
That's a wetback though.

>> No.15166973

>>15166904
Based octopus mauls roastie

>> No.15166981

>>15166963
Shes white dude watch lazy Mans encheladas (no idea how to spell that)

>> No.15166987

>>15166981
She's refered to as a "hispanic".

>> No.15166989

>>15166452
Watching this actually made me really sad.

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>> No.15167003

>>15166987
By who and when? Also Hispanic just means of Spanish descent so even if she is shes probably either had a Spanish great grandmother or is like 3% mexican.
Shes clearly not mexican and cant pronounce Spanish so im pretty sure she has either no Latin blood or never met her Hispanic family cos they died 100 years ago

>> No.15167004

>>15166125
damn it dad give me my mcdouble back

>> No.15167010

>>15166989
Dont be sad look up featureman he is super heartwarming and he likes the food he makes hes not poor and struggling or too geriatric to look after himself hes just very frugal

>> No.15167012

>>15165768
Jesus, that looks disgusting. No wonder why vegans try to cover up their hatred for life by being sanctimonious assholes.

>> No.15167039

>>15166553
Is that when you put your dick in it?

>> No.15167048

>>15167003
Jack says that she gives a "hispanic edge", that's the whole thing I'm refering to. I don't know anything about the person, their history, nor their ancestry. I'm merely refering to her as a hispanic and by an extension a wetback as a joke due to Jack Scalfani claiming that she gives "hispanic edge".

The funny thing is meant to be that she doesn't actually resemble anything hispanic at all, especially that botched dish and fact that she went to school with Jack. I'm purposefully taking Jack's remarks at face value and exaggerating them for comedic purposes, despite their validity being contradicted by everything showcased in the video.

And before you ask, yes, I do suffer from autism.

>> No.15167100

>>15166425
Looks pretty good desu

>> No.15167108

>>15166472
Aww

>> No.15167113

>>15166544
Why bother having money if it's just to be a fancier version of idiot consoomer

>> No.15167120

>>15166576
Uncomfortable how close the knife gets to cutting the skin between thumb and forefinger

>> No.15167127

>>15166904
She gets it off the moment she repositions her hands

>> No.15167139

>>15166311
Miracles

>> No.15167145

>>15167048
Jack also thinks nachos are an authentic Mexican dish

>> No.15167342

>>15167145
Might as well be, nachos are the best mexican food.

>> No.15167353

>>15166544
It's a "smart" device that's worse than just using your oven. Or even just a toaster oven. You don't need a $150 gadget that only makes four at a time.

>> No.15167364

>>15166544
If you're desperate enough to have a cocktail auto-maker, at least the Bartesian lets you supply your own booze.

>> No.15167393

>>15165857
Went to a Thai place once, got pork basil and veggies with black bean noodles. Had some issue biting through the noodles with an underbite so they brought me rusty child safety scissors.

>> No.15167402

>>15165768
What's the fucking point in blending firm tofu to a paste? Doesn't that make it unfirm?

>> No.15167496

>>15166623
nah but you should you poo loving vegan faggot for defending those shitty webms

>> No.15167674

>>15165907
fuck I need this in my life

>> No.15167715

>>15166466
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmLc84x6Z4

>> No.15167852

>>15166826
kek that's Jack On the Go from yt. He literally had gastric bypass, and weighs the same the amount that he did before the surgery. Feckin hell.

>> No.15167998

>>15166992
does it count as cannibalism if they have human blood inside them?

>> No.15168005

>>15166580
How egg man get out of egg fort

>> No.15168022

>>15165768
imagine the texture
oh wait there isn't one

>> No.15168038

>>15166490
why the FUCK does it need an app?

>> No.15168093

>>15166602
only you can prevent forest fires

>> No.15168359

>>15166602
Based and redpilled, /ck/bro

>> No.15168378

>>15166452
joe biden sucks at cooking

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>>15166580

>> No.15168652

>>15168038
what, you don't have a smartphone and aren't always online? don't stand against progress, boomer

>> No.15168657

>>15166490
IS IT THAT HARD TO READ A RECIPE AND SET A FUCKING TIMER FUCK

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>>15168038

>> No.15168716

>>15168038
because building in a screen + UI is expensive and dials/buttons are SO 20th century

>> No.15168723

>>15168716
There's honestly some truth to this. Long term it's cheaper to install a wifi chip in the machine and build an app to control it than to design and manufacture physical screens/controls for every single unit.

>> No.15168743

>>15168723
For real, why develop/license hardware & software when making an app is cheap as balls?

>> No.15168748

>>15166490
>internet goes down
>can't use my oven

>> No.15168772

>>15165775
Why did it take 2 minutes to put crushed up chips on buttered bread?

>> No.15168778

>>15168748
>internet goes down
>can no longer:
>make coffee
>adjust thermostat
>turn lights on/off
>bake cookies
>check my temperature
>play xbone
>arm my security system
The Internet of Things is a blight

>> No.15168792

>>15168778
How often does your internet go down, especially for an extended period of time? I can count on one hand the times I've lost internet for more than five minutes in the last year.

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>>15168778
You forgot your car

>> No.15168809

>>15168792
Kill yourself retard, why does my oven need to phone home to a server every 10 seconds where it stores my name, address, email, GPS coordinates, and phone number just to heat some fucking dough

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>>15168809
Just die already, boomer. It's not my fault you don't understand that the world has changed.

>> No.15168827

>>15168792
For me it's really less about internet going down interfering with life (though I do abhor that) and more about adding creating failure points and an even greater reliance on cell phones without any meaningful benefit. If we say instead of the internet going down it's that I've misplaced my phone somewhere in the home or let it run out of battery, I guess I could play an xbone but suddenly everything else requires me to stop what I'm doing and find my phone because god forbid I go 2 hrs without seeing its screen.

>> No.15168836

>>15168809
>>15168827
And of course the fact that literally all of it is spyware that you pay to take control away from you

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>>15166125
Is this what they teach at the umbrella academy I keep hearing about?

>> No.15168850

>>15168846
White women were a mistake.

>> No.15168858

>>15166154
from passenger windows

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>>15166141
mom found the fish closet

>> No.15168871

>>15165834
Who is this? She looks familiar.

>> No.15168872

>>15165768
All that effort for vegan bullshit and they use regular pasta, with eggs in it.

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>> No.15168943

>>15166553
The Fly (1986)

>> No.15168964

>>15166848
>>15166519
i fucking love this woman. How does she do it

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>>15168964
Mental illness.

>> No.15169024

>>15168986
What was this even supposed to be? Meatloaf?

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>>15169024
Yes.

>> No.15169066

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1607094645414.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1607094710337.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1607094774074.webm

>> No.15169161

>>15169066
/ck/ should really allow for sound webms

>> No.15169198

>>15168986
i cant feel my legs

>> No.15169238

>>15166904
Haha that's what happens when your food doesn't want to be eaten you cunt

>> No.15169248

>>15165756
how is this allowed?

>> No.15169268

>>15168795
Yes but you can program it to make a fart sound from any seat in the vehicle so seems like a fair trade off to me

>> No.15169279

>>15168817
I hate consoomerism so much

>> No.15169300

>>15168894
YUMMY GUMMY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>15169279
And I hate poor people.

>> No.15169309

>>15168986
Why does God let such things exist

>> No.15169319

>>15169303
Ok tech slave

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>>15166125
Enough with the fucking theatrics, Ron! You're worse than a Turkish ice cream vendor.

>> No.15169635

>>15166125
do americans really?

>> No.15169896

>>15168986
>>15169024
So she tried to make meatloaf after someone gave her a list of ingredients but no instructions?

>> No.15169906

>>15165768
Does this prove that people have an innate desire for animal products? Why can't vegans be happy with their shitty diet lol

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>> No.15170028

>>15166425
I'd eat this every day

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>>15166125

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>>15165875
>>15166413
>>15166456
>>15165756
oh my god my fucking sides

>> No.15170270

>>15166141
holy shit the amount of money in that container, each one of those tuna is like thousands of dollars isn't it?

>> No.15170357

>>15168778
If you set your xbone to be your "home xbox" in the settings you can play downloaded games offline

>> No.15170362

>>15168894
Why do I need to take meat from a pork sausage?? Why not just buy minced pork??

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>one roti cone for you sir....

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>>15169971
>people young enough to have watched this show as a kid are now old enough to make this sort of video about it

>> No.15170382

>>15168846
actual autism

>> No.15170391

>>15166877
a real southwest sloppa

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>>15166580

>> No.15170427

post gook eating webm. i want to gross someone out

>> No.15170435

>>15170368
>if only you knew how bad things really are.

>> No.15170444

>>15170221
what's this shot called

>> No.15170446

>>15165768
you could literally just put in a fucking ratatouille instead of this retarded nut 'meat' shit

>> No.15170513

>>15170394
Get out how of there without does the eggs? he

>> No.15170518

>>15170362
You want it seasoned mainly.

>> No.15170526

>>15170444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I believe

>> No.15170538

>>15167852
>He literally had gastric bypass, and weighs the same the amount that he did before the surgery
Sure you jest.

>> No.15170633

>>15169303
>Implying truly wealthy people actually buy stupid shit like this

>> No.15170638

>>15170035
>>15166125
>mfw people say Americans have no culture

>> No.15170707

>>15166620
wow this shit really was never funny

>> No.15170823

>>15166125
Damn, I didn't even know James Gunn could do that.

>> No.15170881

>>15170368
>if this fucking white devil doesnt stop filming me I swear by Ganesha I will shit on his car

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>>15170633
Didn't Ivanka buy a Juicero?

>> No.15170911

>>15170444
The facehole niggle rush

>> No.15170922

>>15170887
>yurishit
>wcdonalds
checks out.

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>>15166544
>yes please mister bezos, please give me more food drm

>> No.15171174

>>15166141
Black friday

>> No.15171183

>>15165768
Why do vegans try and imitate meat dishes rather than cook the plethora of tasty meatless dishes?

>> No.15171206

>>15170887
>those HIPS on senpai
w-wew

>> No.15171243

>>15170538
Scalfani has also had two strokes and refuses to lose weight or change his diet.

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>>15166544
Yeah, but I'm an alcoholic and you can't beat the ease of drinking straight from the Costco whisky bottle.

... why won't my body just let me die already?

>> No.15171261

>>15165843
why not just use shorter noodles?

>> No.15171306

>>15169041
what... is that suppose to be?

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>>15171246
Learn to make a good cocktail, and stop being poor.

>> No.15171342

>>15166963
what makes you think that her back is wet?

>> No.15171447

>>15166397
Butt implants.

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>>15166981
That's a Mexican
she's literally not even the colour "white" and her name is Lisa Estrada

>> No.15171519

>>15170394
subtle cartoon reference

>> No.15171531

>>15168850
>Says it about one of the cutest white women on the planet

>> No.15171695

>>15165840
She is so fat and sloppy. I bet she couldn't walk a mile without getting winded

>> No.15171727

>>15171495
She's about as hispanic as Jack is Italian.

>> No.15171738

>>15165843
I hate this old fucking retard

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>> No.15171801

>>15165907
At 0:30 the cook does a double take at the screen. Somebody probably asked for no butter.

>> No.15171953

>>15170394
restocking door behind the left side egg stand. latin american community markets are compact like that.

>> No.15172039
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>>15166580
donde esta el bano

>> No.15172286

>>15168817
>Millennial
>Have been in IT for 15 years
>Absolutely refuse all bullshit "smart home" crap
None of it is secure, all of it will fail within a few years, whether from shitty construction or the company either failing or "superseding" it (See: Sonos literally permabricking perfectly good speakers), and they always do a worse job than "dumb" appliances do.

I literally constantly read up on cool new tech stuff, and all of the smart home gadgets and their proprietary software and

>> No.15172298

>>15169303
You aren't rich if you buy stupid shit like this.

>> No.15172310

>>15169303
>Lasted less than 2 years
https://www.engadget.com/2018-03-23-kuvee-going-out-of-business-smart-wine-bottle.html

>> No.15172317

>>15170362
>>15170518
I don't know about where you live, but the grocery stores where I live sells their breakfast and Italian sausage in both bulk and link form.

>> No.15172324

>>15170887
>Didn't Ivanka buy a Juicero?
>Implying the Trumps have more assets than debt

>> No.15172351

>>15170444
Stuntman slammer

>> No.15172379

>>15166490
>only ten minutes
Why do they assume everyone is eating shitty burnt cookies?

>> No.15172392

>>15166580
its a fuckin' banger though

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>> No.15172468

>>15170887
>When an American burger joint has to rebrand as an unlimited fish taco bar on ladies night to be successful in a foreign market

Capitalism is truly a wonderous creation!

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>>15166877
WE CALL THIS CREMA

>> No.15172502

>>15165768
These fucking people man, I swear

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>> No.15172535

>>15166425
Plates are great but not Nick Tahou's.

>> No.15172548

>>15171306
Bagels

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>> No.15172591

>>15172558
This is sloppa tier...

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>> No.15172617

>>15172558
holy disgusting

>> No.15172633

>>15166904
Thats why we in the western civilization came up with the concept of cooking our food, to prevent it fighting back. Asians should really try It sometime.

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>> No.15172814

>>15172767
>the ones in the middle are troublemakers

Lmao, damn ain't that the truth

>> No.15172878

>>15166609
cheap filling food they used to serve to factory workers, became a local tradition

>> No.15172896

>>15165768
Vegans deserve everything they get

>> No.15172901

>>15166490
>tl,dr science
hope whoever made this video dies in a car accident

>> No.15173192

>>15170922
This is more than just WcDonalds, the fucking nippons made a McDonalds anime with idols n shit

>> No.15173208

>>15165885
its fucking RAW

>> No.15173295

>>15173192
is there a list for adnime? there is gate for jsdf and some shit romcom for their train network. surprisingly gate is decent, i rewatch it like every ten vodka bottles.

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>>15165840

>> No.15173338

>>15173208
It's fucking JUICY!

>> No.15173387

>>15165768
man that looks terrrible

>> No.15173394

>>15165843
based

>> No.15173397

>>15166125
blessed

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>> No.15173429

>>15168860
Cute fatso

>> No.15173477

>>15172555
How can Gordon ever recover after this mog?

>> No.15173490

>>15170887
>No Ronald doing calisthenics or playing baseball.
SOULLESS japanese WcDonalds commercial.

>> No.15173492

>>15166154
video is reversed

>> No.15173517

>>15170444
tequila suicide

>> No.15173518

>>15165775
>Spends ages put an absurd amount of butter on bread.
>Just dumps a shit load of broken up potato crisps on the bread.
>Somehow thinks that's a Chip Butty.
It's chips as in fries, not crisps straight outta the bag, also who the fuck mixes crisps and butter?

>> No.15173548

>>15172504
aren't you supposed to water down cream of mushroom/ chicken or was my mother autistic

>> No.15173564

>>15173548
They both usually come in condensed form and require a can of water to hydrate. The video is retarded.

>> No.15173565

anon water evaporates..

>> No.15173582 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/Ke8TZj63F0Q

>> No.15173590

>>15173582
иди нaхyй живoтнoe.

>> No.15173604

>>15168964
Who is she?

>> No.15173609

>>15173564
good, i thought it was genetic

>> No.15173611

>>15173604
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kays-cooking.49608/

>> No.15173616

>>15165775
Lowest form of bread
Lowest form of "butter"
Mmmm.. tasty.

>> No.15173629

>>15166544
Ngl that commercial was kino

>> No.15173630

>>15166575
cuttlefish is-a tooo dirishious

>> No.15173645

>>15172510
This acty looks nice. Except I wouldn't put sugar in it and I would add peas and potatoes.

>> No.15173650

>>15166575
this fucking thing evolved to be eaten comfortably, not even bones far as i can see.

>> No.15173656

>>15165840
Finished.

>> No.15173658

>>15165885
I think I hate his cheap Wal Mart brand plates more than anything.

>> No.15173663

>>15166620
This is a little funny.

>> No.15173665

>>15171342
I just came.

>> No.15173671

>>15168778
/K/ here. This is why smart guns and smart locks and smart safes are a bad idea.

>> No.15173675

>>15168860
I need a fat retard like this in my life.

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>>15166544
That has to be the second dumbest invention after the egg-dick machine.

>> No.15173680

>>15173671
you forgot quotation marks around smart.

>> No.15173682

>>15169041
Sous vide donuts?

>> No.15173684

>>15170362
Sausage meat is much more finelly chopped. You can just push it throw a meat grinder at home, but young people rarely have them at home. Much easier to just buy sausages with already added easoning.

>> No.15173690

>>15171794
what the fuck did anyone ever eat this

>> No.15173691

>>15169066
Wow. If that guy was a pizza, that's what he'd look like.

>> No.15173696

>>15170444
Krispy kreme

>> No.15173699

>>15170444
The scooby snack

>> No.15173701

>>15172457
>dorito breaded paprica
>not even borwning onions or meat properly
>american nacho "cheese"
Truly a basketball american invention.

>> No.15173706

>>15171314
Niggers.

>> No.15173711

>>15166544
>yes,yes keep buying products...dont think just buying and keep the "dream" alive....

>> No.15173718

>>15172310
im surprised it lasted that long desu

>> No.15173724

>>15173680
I'm also from /pol/ but I figured you guys would get salty if I used (((parentheses)))

>> No.15173725

>>15170444
The hurt locker

>> No.15173727

>>15173706
I'm sorry I said the n-word but that webm made me do it.

>> No.15173731

>>15168817
>Massive solar flare hits earth
>all technology is fried
>all monetary transactions are lost
>world devolves into chaos
>shops empty
>have food but haven't consumed salt in 6 months
>feel weak
>look at my Smalt™
>bricked
>try breaking it but its made out of steel
>cry

>> No.15173734

>>15173724
so am i, but "" are one of quotation marks while parenthesis arent..

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>>15173679

>> No.15174230

>>15172591
>This is sloppa tier...
I literally mouthed those words watching the webm as it was being poured into the baking dish and went to post the exact same comment before I saw you already did so.

>> No.15174234

>>15174069
egg turdifier

>> No.15174287

>>15169971
haha he make funny with food :)

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>>15170444
Probably related to the manufacturer of this product.

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>>15172608
>not carrying this bad boy around with you

>> No.15174346

>>15174300
keked at the strawberry & cream

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>>15166425
>be me 15yo
>summer 1989
>Dad takes me to see Batman
>father-son-time.exe
>have dinner after movie at Nick Tahou's
>late night in seedy part of ROC
>even seedier old restaurant
>cops eating on one side of the restaurant
>prostitutes and dealers eating on the other
>how am i getting out of here without getting stabbed
>good food and an even better time was had
>gif unrelated
Shit was so cash

>> No.15174370

>>15166576
>>15167120
No shit. I kept looking for Jack's rings on this one.

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>>15166125

>> No.15174388

>>15170444
>the 2020

>> No.15174397

>>15166490
>cookies in only ten minutes
you mean like a regular oven??

>> No.15174420

>>15174397
Right? You still have to do all the prep work anyways, and you only get 4 cookies out of it versus a sheet pan's worth.

>> No.15174422

>>15170373
what show is it

>> No.15174425

>>15174420
I typically only want about four cookies at a time.

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this thread needs more jack

>> No.15174432

>>15174427
*every thread

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>> No.15174447

>>15170444
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

>> No.15174449

>>15174425
then bake only four.
your supposed to chill cookie dough, nestles tollhouse is even better than home made why arent you buying it

>> No.15174451

>>15174437
I didn't know mental illness came in avocado flavor

>> No.15174470

>>15174437
>cherry tomatoes
is this a british thing?
also
>not making avocado and sardine toast

>> No.15174471

>>15174437
The same old ingredients without any condiments, dressings or even fucking salt.

>> No.15174473

>>15174437
8 year olds make better stop motion lego videos on youtube

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>> No.15174492

>>15171246
>Costco whisky bottle
This is a thing?

>> No.15174511

>>15174492
yeah, but you have to live in a state with no ABC
It's solid for the money, blended by Alexander Murray IIRC

>> No.15174512

>>15174482
she has a beautiful voice
she should be a singer

>> No.15174518

>>15165775
>scrapes excess butter mixed with breadcrumbs onto the edge of the container.
People who do this or get butter in the jam jar should be hanged.

>> No.15174572

>>15173208
The best way to enjoy beef

>> No.15174595

>>15173630
That's a squid you buttard

>> No.15174598

>>15166452
thats it im dying at 50

>> No.15174604

>>15173701
Pretty sure most poor joggers are terrified of meat that isnt as gray as an Englush morning.

>> No.15174605

>>15171183
Vegans aren't the smartest people around.

>> No.15174635

>>15174447
Winner

>> No.15174646

>>15174511
>but you have to live in a state with no ABC
RIP in me
I honestly have not come across a single Kirkland food product that I haven't thoroughly enjoyed

>> No.15174652

>>15174425
You know you can use a toaster oven for small batches, right? You can get a decent one for under $40.

>> No.15174654

>>15170270
I used to work in a warehouse, you'd be surprised at how much each trailer full of merchandise would cost.

>> No.15174666

>>15170444
Hunter B

>> No.15174734

>>15165768
I would 100% eat this. Terribly overcooked mushrooms though.

>> No.15174735

>>15172447
Why is foreign Japanese food always so bad.

>> No.15174752

>>15172767
If only they tried a bullet for the first time

>> No.15174766

>>15174752
Care to try this again in English?

>> No.15174782

>>15174766
Care to suck my cock?

>> No.15174789

>>15174782
Yes?

>> No.15174797

>>15174782
That's bit gay, but sure.
*unzips dick*

>> No.15174804

>>15174797
Just close your eyes and pretend it's a woman's cock.

>> No.15174817

>>15168038
Legit answer:
If you build software into a machine it does not scale as well. The apps are also invasive or at least collect some data, which you can sell. Its purely economic reasons. You can save by having it scale via an app store which you dont pay upfront, and you can make money from your customer via the app.

>> No.15174846

>>15168846
Why did she recoil and scream? Do lobsters have sharp parts?

>> No.15174848

>>15170887
The entire crump clan is bankrupt. Why do you think they cling to their power? They know its downhill from here.

>> No.15175026

>>15166425
>pans over restaurant
>all men
>all fat
kek

>> No.15175100

>>15166848
damn, how do i get purple LEDs on my stove

>> No.15175129

>>15168846
She cute AND dumb? Fuck, maybe I like Taylor now.

>> No.15175141

>>15168894
What a bahbee grill

>> No.15175408

>>15166141
They look so happy

>> No.15175782

>>15174381
not from a zoomer

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>>15173724
>I'm also from /pol/
>>15173734
>so am i,

>> No.15176044

>>15174817
This. Its always about making it easier for the Zuckerbergs to cuck you

>> No.15176318

>>15166553
goatse

>> No.15176409

>>15172608
This is satire, right?

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>>15172767
>It's big, but it's not Mac

>> No.15176427

>>15174422
sonic

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