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*stands outside of your grocery store*

>> No.15146047

>>15146040
I just tell people like this with a straight face that child protection laws prohibit me giving money to certain organisations because I am a convicted pedophile.

I look extremely creepy too. I've made them gasp in horror before. Fuck normies.

>> No.15146066

>>15146047
Post a pic of yourself

>> No.15146068

>>15146040
Just give them $1 you loser

>> No.15146082

>>15146040
*hands them $1-$10 and says "Merry Christmas" or "God Bless You"

>> No.15146085
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Imagine tipping to enter a grocery store

>> No.15146091

>Sorry, I can't take the risk of my money helping brown people

>> No.15146106
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>>15146040

> *avoids eye contact and tries to walk by*

> *intercepted by the females*

> "n-no thanks"

ladies, unless you are interested in smoking crack and sucking on my dong , there will be no bell ringing today.

>> No.15146127

>>15146091
i'm not an organ donor because of this

>> No.15146129

I've gotten to the point where I'm just an asshole to every single person that tries to stop me in the streets for anything, help or money it doesn't matter. Fuck other people, out of my way cretins.

>> No.15146134

>>15146040
I give them coins with my cum on them.

>> No.15146140

>>15146091
You don’t like helping your own people?

>> No.15146153

I got a fat juicy tip for ya

>> No.15146162

god im so tired of poor people
I wish this country just purged all of its homeless, beggers, and poors

>> No.15146200

>>15146040
I would try to get my father to donate his loose change to the Against Malaria Foundation for 100x the effectiveness, but I think he just likes interacting with the old people ringing the bells

>> No.15146253

>>15146085
ohhh shit when you put it that way.

>> No.15146265

I'll give a dollar, it won't break my bank and if that isn't adequate then it's all bullshit that "every little bit helps"

>> No.15146290
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15146290

>>15146040

>> No.15146303

>>15146127
you're a retard if you think organs from one race can go into another. even bone marrow and plasma can't be transferred between races, you dumb gorilla nigger retard.

>> No.15146404

I say "I donate directly to the local orphange" and they will shut up

>> No.15146409

>>15146127
Anon... I...

>> No.15146416

>>15146047
Based.

>> No.15146421

>>15146303
What happens to mixed race?? They just die?

>> No.15146497

>>15146040
i would grope the bitch on the right and run away!!

>> No.15146634
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15146634

in germany we have homeless people standing outside grocery stores selling magazines

>> No.15146665

>>15146634
no we don't, wtf man. Is this some DDR thing?

>> No.15146669

>>15146665
they do it in hamburg and i think berlin to keep penners doing something minorly productive

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stra%C3%9Fenzeitung#Deutschland

>> No.15146675

>>15146669
>Berlin
berlin is for subhumans and business people. But largely subhumans. What shocks me is that this is going on in over a dozen places it seems.
>it's actually magazines made for the explicit purpose for being sold by 'em
Well, that makes it a bit better, but jesus christ man.

>> No.15146686

>>15146675
i mean, why do you think the pfand system exists?
it's to encourage/coerce the unemployed and homeless to clean up the city

>> No.15146689

>>15146686
I know, it's great. What bothers me is not that they get a revenue stream, I just hate people trying to jew me out of money. We have plenty of those shits this close to christmas clogging up the Fußgängerzone

>> No.15146690

>>15146689
i would actually give a bit of money to those guys sometimes but they can't just take cash they need your name and address and shit so fuck that

>> No.15146692

>>15146669
>>15146675
Why are you guys still using English when you could just use German?

>> No.15146695

I only go buy supplies 10 minutes before closing to avoid roasties specimens like these

>> No.15146696

>>15146675
wtf is your problem you retard? What a stupid thing to get a stick up your ass about.

>> No.15146703

>>15146692
because it's still an english board? and i think you can get warned or banned if a janny gets mad right?

>> No.15146710

>>15146040
It's a long Christian tradition to help the poor during the Christmas season, especially with the cute bell ringers.

>> No.15146721

>>15146710
The poor get everything they need from the government, food, clothing, shelter, medical so one wonders what those roasties are doing with the cash

>> No.15146725
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>>15146040
>Stares at the giant humans
...I have no money, only legs.

>> No.15146737

>>15146692
pretty much >>15146703, you're only supposed to speak other langs on specific boards.

>> No.15146743
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15146743

>>15146725
Salvation Army gives to the needy, spiderfren. Have a hat.

>> No.15146744

>>15146129
same. city life fucks you up

>> No.15146759

>>15146068
>>15146082
>>15146091
>>15146129
>>15146140
>>15146162
>>15146265
>>15146743
Salvation Army does nothing for the homeless expect enable them to be homeless. I just spend two days homeless again, and can't believe how unhelpful every organization is. I've even helped with charity for homeless people think that the money we get actually does help them, but no. They help only niggers and spics, and the Jews who rake in the cash use your 90 cents of every dollar you give to afford their own rent in the mansions they live in. You only have to spend 10% of donation money on the homeless to legally be a "homeless charity".

I without doubt just want to buy a fuck ton of military surplus items, and create new uniforms for a Homeless Militia, and use them to clean up the area and be the start of the utopia that can create a nation like NAZI Germany.

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15146763

>>15146743
thank

>> No.15146798

>>15146421
Pretty much, it would have to be a donation from another mixed race person of the same proportions.
Even their parents won't be genetically compatible.
Hence why if a mixed person needs a transplant they usually just die.

>> No.15147119

>>15146040
I was going to rent "Elf" but now I'm too uncomfortable to walk past them.

>> No.15147138

>>15147119
Just ask them out and they will probably leave the country

>> No.15147169
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15147169

>>15147138
I don't see how that wou- Hey!

>> No.15147170

>>15146040
Why the hell would I give money to a non Jewish charity? To buy you assholes more Hugo Boss uniforms?

I give exclusively to B'nai B'rith. You gentiles get nothing.

>> No.15147175

>>15147169
If you stopped pretending you were a 4 year old girl maybe your balls would drop

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15147191

Happy Holidays, grocery shoppers!
Would u like to donate to the needy children today??
:3

>> No.15147196

>>15146759
Get a job

>> No.15147200

I would seduce both the young beauties simultaneously and then impregnate them with a mutual load. In doing so I would strengthen my race as well as avoid losing any pocket change.

>> No.15147292

>Oh, you want a tip? Here's a tip. g*d isn't real.

>> No.15147294

>Left: Fuck, Kill
>Right: Marry

>> No.15147305

>>15146040
So who is going to lick a quarter before dropping it in this year?

>> No.15147309

>>15147191
Kek

>> No.15147354

>Sorry i dont speak x
>no thanks
>not interested
>fuck off
And just keep going

>> No.15147368

>>15146047
does this work where you don't have to show ID to purchase plastic knives

>> No.15147372

>>15146134
https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI

>> No.15147377

>>15147292
>g*d
go back

>> No.15147383

>>15146634
They do it here in Wales too, they sell a magazine called The Big Issue. In 12 years I've seen exactly 1 person buy a copy.

>> No.15147385

>>15146634
The big issue?

>> No.15147395

>>15146047
>anon literally out there starting rumors about himself

>> No.15147415

>>15147368
in the usa. we can own knifes of any kind

>> No.15147428

>>15146634
are they any good

>> No.15147436
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15147436

>>15146047
Pick up, king

>> No.15147598
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>>15146047

>> No.15147627

>>15147415
Are you from america?
Or do you just live here illegally?

>> No.15147633

>>15146759
You're a leech expecting free gibs

>> No.15147671

>>15146047
lmao dangerously based, perfect counter

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15147696

>>15147415
Knives

>> No.15147751

>>15146665
>Is this some DDR thing?

No it's a Großstadt thing, Landei.

>> No.15147770

Around here it's just fat Mexicans that do this, and they're easy enough to completely ignore

>> No.15147780
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15147780

>>15146040
you really felt the need to make this thread again 7 hours later?

>> No.15147794

>>15146047
Based and red pilled

>> No.15147804

That's one ugly woman and one cute guy.

>> No.15147822

>>15147780
I think this is my third one actually, but the j*nnies got rid of one

>> No.15147892
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15147892

>>15146066
fine, you happy?

>> No.15147897

>>15147892
beautiful, brave

>> No.15148064

>>15146047
You dropped your crown

>> No.15148112

>>15146091
Extremely based

>> No.15148120

>>15146665
People still play ddr?

>> No.15148140

>>15147395
>rumors

>> No.15148159

>>15146040
Salvation Army is a terrible "charity." Doesn't take much research.

>> No.15148171

>>15146040
>I've got a tip for you right here. *unzips dick*

>> No.15148175

>>15148159
salvation army provided me with a job and stable food why do you hate

>> No.15148215

>>15148175
I'll provide you with a job and food

>> No.15148231

>>15146759
schizo post from schizo homeless p*rson

>> No.15148289

>>15147385
>what’s the big issue?
Homeless people.

>> No.15148311

>>15146091
Your taxes are already doing that

>> No.15148346

>>15147892
That's not you... Is it?

>> No.15148356

>>15148215
You'd like that wouldn't you