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>> No.15140475

>>15140457
>2 eggs in flour suddenly becomes a thinned fluid
Something is missing

>> No.15140476
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>> No.15140482

>>15140457
Also this looks more like wonton

>> No.15140672

>>15140475
>shows oil being streamed in
>the mixture becomes fluid
>what's going on I don't get it????????
anonchama

>> No.15140697
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>> No.15140719

>>15140697
So fucking fake

>> No.15140725

>>15140476
> anime characters' reactions upon seeing your penis

>> No.15141151

>>15140697
Non American here. What kind of dough is crescent roll? It's clearly not puff or filo. It doesn't look like a butter or shortcrust either.

>> No.15141171

>>15141151
its a soft butter laminated dough. like a simple version of "croissant" dough

>> No.15141273

>>15140697
Why would you make something into a waffle and then not use the pockets to hold some manner of sauce?

>> No.15141344
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>>15140457

>> No.15141369

>>15140457
>only cooking one side of your crepes
>that cooked side isn't even slightly brown
>you lose about half the quantity of batter every time becauses you can't empty the last few cups of batter on the pan
Do Americans REALLY

>> No.15141371

>>15140476
haha imagine pouring all that nuttela on their face before eating haha

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>>15141344
Back cookin' again, eh?

>> No.15141776
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can someone post the one of the fat german lady making a kitkat and tomato casserole? asking for a friend

>> No.15141808

>>15141475
jesus christ what is this even supposed to be

>> No.15141872
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>> No.15141890

>>15141808
shit

>> No.15142227

>>15141371
>nutella on pancakes
please eat healthier, anon.

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>> No.15143497

>>15142567
Huh
>>15141872
Don't like this
>>15141475
>>15141344
*Chef kiss*
>>15140697
Huh
>>15140476
Sugoi
>>15140457
Gay

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>> No.15143843

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Jack post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" party cheese salad, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fat nobody Youtuber. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Jackfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THE CHICKEN IS SO JUICY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>> No.15143875

>>15140457
Now THAT is a quality piece of shit plastic unitasker I've I've ever seen some.
Sort yourself out anon.

>> No.15143882

>>15143843
i think my girlfriend is cheating on me

>> No.15143886
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>>15143882
I've told you before, I'm not your girlfriend.

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>> No.15143895

>>15143886
That's not what you said last night, sweety.

>> No.15144045
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>>15143843

>> No.15144076

What the fuck is wrong with Jack?

>> No.15144201

has there been any good ja/ck/ videos in the past 6 months?

>> No.15144214
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>>15144201
There's never been a good one ever. Eat shit, choke on it, and die.

>> No.15144233

>>15144214
I've lost all faith in humanity

>> No.15144244

>>15144201
>missing the recreation of the pineapple slash in his knife shilling video

>> No.15144254

>>15140476
I really wanna get my 3d printer out and make some custom springerle cookies to show off. what should I make? I could do baby yoda cookies. gold paint would look really good on mandalorian cookies.

>> No.15144255

>>15144244
>>missing the recreation of the pineapple slash in his knife shilling video
gibs link please

>> No.15144264

>>15140697
>>15141151
it's a lie, that is canned pizza dough. if it were crescent dough it would have perforations and triangles pre cut out so you're ready to just roll them up into shape.

>> No.15144274
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>>15144254
>baby yoda
*Grogu.
Also I found a pic of you.

>> No.15144283
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>>15144233
>anon who thought he lost all faith in humanity loses additional faith he didn't realize he still had

>> No.15144285

>>15144255
Pure suffering porn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02lohIKTyT8

>> No.15144328

>>15144283
i dont understand why avocados are so popular, when you eat them it feels like youre just eating solidified fat with grass, on a calorie to flavor ratio i would put avocado close to the absolute bottom

>> No.15144398

>>15144283
This isn't bad since they're using it for food. Using avocado as a cup is pure retardation. Then again it is Australia...

>> No.15144407
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>>15144398
Straya is great.

>> No.15144422

>>15144407
Day of the Emu pt.2 can't come soon enough

>> No.15144433

>>15144407

this makes me want to puke

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>>15144398
Don't diss the Ozzies.

>> No.15144455

>>15144328
I used to not be so good about it and sometimes I'd end up ordering a burrito with avocado in it and I would always open it up and dig it out. I hate the shit, it's pointless and it interrupts the flavor in burritos because often it has its own consistency and it stays separate from the other ingredients. it's like eating a burger and running into stacked pickles. avocado is shit and now I make sure it isn't on things

>> No.15144465

>>15144407
two things.
I wish this were brown gravy. also more webms of annoying girls looking left and right please

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>>15144445
¿8ɯ ʇoʍ uiʞʞoɟ n

>> No.15144557

>>15144407
Peanut butter on desserts always disgusts me because of the sheer amount of calories you're adding to an already sugary and calorie-dense snack. But adding it to protein pancakes is actually serving a purpose, and I can dig the shit outta it

>> No.15144565
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>>15141344
>cutting crusts

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>>15144445
aussie women are pretty damn uggo
Thats meant to be hot one as well !

>> No.15144584

>>15144575
kek, someone needs to make a webm of this video

>> No.15144947

>>15144285
I just bought that shirt.

>> No.15144962

>>15144445
all that wasted beer, makes me angry

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>> No.15146144

>>15146105
buns for the oven

>> No.15146149
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>>15146105
GODOFOODABD CIIOOKINBGCOOKINGFOODANDCIIIOOKINGCOOOKINGANDFOODOFOOOOOD

>> No.15146150

>>15144506
pretty accurate deception of Australia

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>> No.15146504

>>15141872
i wonder if that really wokrs or if they marinade just leaks out

>> No.15146507

>>15146473
what the fuck is this

>> No.15146522
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>>15146493

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>>15146522

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>> No.15146536

>>15146507
not sure

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>> No.15146563

>>15146533
*inhales saliva in your path*

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>> No.15146569

>>15146530
why?

>> No.15146578
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>>15146569
Males?

>> No.15146594
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>>15146594

>> No.15146755

>>15146569
Covid dumping maybe, heard they did this with milk so I'm guessing they're like any other commodity :/

>> No.15146760

>>15146507
it's a chinese woman you racist

>> No.15146778
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>> No.15146884

>>15146530
wtf I watched mexicans getting chainsawed but this is too much

>> No.15146887

>>15146556
Vile

>> No.15146891

>>15146549
That's patriarchy at its finest

>> No.15146916

>>15146507
Honeycomb tripe and a small crab. Don't know what's inside.

>> No.15146928

>>15146569
Could be an infected flock.

>> No.15146936

>>15146928
No they cull out all the shitty looking runt chicks or ones with one leg or three heads or crossed beaks

>> No.15147333

>>15146601
>for the first time in the history of 4chan the pizza box didnt contain a dick

>> No.15147522

>>15147333

it was a bit of a disappointment desu

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>>15143810
>sharp cheddar
should have tried a sharp knife instead

>> No.15147771

>>15144455
Ou sound like a retard

>> No.15148011

>>15147771
if you squeeze a burrito with guac on it the guac comes out like a tube of toothpaste and the rest of the ingredients stay in

>> No.15148020

>>15146569
china got hit with bird flu and swine flu at the same time as chink-flu-19, along with army worms and and biblical swarm of locusts. Kinda seems like they had a rough year, maybe they deserved it idk.

>> No.15148035

>>15146530
>china humanely burring chicks alive
to bad /ck/ doesn't have sound or i'd post the webm of them burning a giant pit full of pigs alive. The screams will never leave me.

>> No.15148042

>>15146916
i was told it was a octopus that was skinned and salt brine.

>> No.15148047

>>15147333
might be a trap so not exactly true

>> No.15148055

>>15148035
you are weak. i can hear em if i focus and it does nothing to me.

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>> No.15148137

>>15148055
i never alluded to the screams being a bad thing

>> No.15148218

>>15144328
salt and lime, like tequila.

>> No.15148484

>>15146565
Wow... so this is the power of mexican cuisine...

>> No.15148504

>>15146504
Dude it has 50 fucking flavor pins, how could it not work?

>> No.15148611

>>15148060
a retarded scotch egg

>> No.15148622

>>15144407
this is vile

>> No.15148624

>>15146530
no....

>> No.15148637

>>15146778
I tried to hate it but I laughed

>> No.15148643

>>15142567
>cups
What size cups? The dainty china ones I get out when my Mother comes around, or the bucket sized one I use in the workshop?

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>>15146556
Faggot cowboy salad for steers and queers

>> No.15148685

>>15146504
I don't see why it wouldn't, provided the needles are thin enough. It's pretty much the same process that gets used to pump industrially processed meat full of water.

>> No.15148778

>>15148664
did she live?

>> No.15149213

>>15143505
What would this taste like?

>> No.15149280
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can someone explain this to me

>> No.15149287

>>15149280
what, never seen a diy fleshlight? stop pretending.

>> No.15149292

>>15149287
why turn it inside out? then

>> No.15149302

>>15149292
only a true cunnisseur can understand, its not for mortal men to dabble with.

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>>15141776
This one? Give me a sec for the second one

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>>15149358

>> No.15149388

>>15149358
>>15149363
think positively - most likely the whale already caused it's last grease fire at some crematorium. and some btard had a mad laugh at explosive flames.

>> No.15149393

>>15149280
This almost turned me vegan. Fucking vile.

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>> No.15149427

>>15149388
The whole thing's not real. It's staged and she's an actress.

>> No.15149429

>>15149427
Pretty good make up to make her that fat.

>> No.15149438

>>15149427
cope

>> No.15149439

>>15149427
my german neighbour was like 30kg lighter than her and she doesnt seem to wear a fat suit.

>> No.15149440

>>15149429
She is a professional.

>> No.15149483

>>15144407
Only a meth could think this is a good business idea.
>See the owner
I fucking knew it.

>> No.15149619

>>15141808
Looks like a failed attempt at liver and onions.

>> No.15149693

>>15141344
>scrambled pancakes
Intredasting

>> No.15149721

>>15149693
Germans and Austrians actually make that. They call it Kaiserschmarss or something. They put sweet stuff on it like syrup and brown sugar.

>> No.15149733

>>15149619
Not even close.

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>> No.15149824

>>15146493
Honestly, the one webm I never gloss over

>> No.15150453

>>15148063
What an absolute

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>> No.15150505

>>15146556

My friends wife makes something very similar to this for get togethers sometimes. Its actually quite good. Not sure why this would be looked at with disgust. We live in Colorado. Shit like this isn't uncommon. I think the barbecue sauce is the only thing out of place. Other than that, a mixed salad with greens and avocado and tomatoes and corn and blackbeans ect seems nice. Not sure what you tastelets think.

>> No.15150523

>>15140476
You know I never have the desire to eat any of these art pancakes. They all look look like they taste terrible.

>> No.15150528

>>15146493

The absolute mad lad just downing boiled eggs sitting at his stand while he makes that sandwich. Dude is the regular consoomer of the egg king. The prince if you will.

>> No.15150537

>>15146522

There's no way he didn't atleast get sick, let alone protein poisoning from that right?

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>> No.15150671

>>15150638
>>15150641
i too record myself flipping eggs

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>>15150671

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>>15144214
>>15144283
>>15144407
hopefully coronavirus lockdowns drove these "people" out of business

>> No.15150755

>>15148664
fluffernutter

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>>15150680

>> No.15150789

>>15150783
thats not a webm, its a jpg you silly goose

>> No.15150813

>>15148643
are you really that stupid or just pretending?

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>>15150666
Nice digits.

>> No.15150851

>>15150666
checked

>> No.15150992

>>15142567
i rly hate women

>> No.15151261

>>15150845
I have been to countless white-people potlucks where this would probably be the only edible dish.

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>>15150992
why

>> No.15151366

>>15141872
>all that raw meat contact in those syringes
Absolute fucking nightmare to sanitize
>marinating can take hours
Sure, if you really want but all you honestly need is barely an hour with a decent marinade.

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>> No.15151380

>>15144283
Everyone's cartoonish expression is worse than any of the garbage food they're making.

>> No.15151421

>>15146565
More? I'm morbidly fascinated by this

>> No.15151423 [DELETED] 

>>15149817
>>15148063
>>15146578
>>15146522
>>15146473

It pains me to say this as someone who is generally non-racist, but fuck me, chinks are truly sub human.

>> No.15151432

>>15146507
Look like tripe from the outside, inside have no idea.

>> No.15151468

>>15148063
What people do for attention...

>> No.15151651

>>15149733
Then what is it, you stupid fucking piece of shit?

>> No.15151654

>>15149358
>>15149363
Do Americans really?

>> No.15151793
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>> No.15151796

>>15141344
>Frying pancakes

>> No.15151799

>>15141475
Did he just take a ladle through a litterbox?

>> No.15151820

>>15150666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15151863

>>15149404
>favorite drunk food
>iran
shiggy

>> No.15151934
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>>15151651

>> No.15151940

>>15151651
I'm telling you you big meanie :,(

>> No.15152007

>>15149280
Id fuck it

>> No.15152427

>>15146493
HOW
O
W

>> No.15152449

>>15149693
kek, i needed a good laugh

>> No.15152471

>>15149817
fuck him and fuck you

>> No.15152492

>>15150680
no. just no

>> No.15152503

>>15146507
Most likely some kind of mollusc or sponge. I was gonna say tripe like the other anons but the inside looks alive, also this chick is known for obscure seafood

>> No.15152506

>>15150845
should be eaten with corn chips.

>> No.15152520

>>15151373
a video of a video

>> No.15152525
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>>15148637
I didn't even try to hate it but I still hated it.

>> No.15152543

>>15152427
DOES
O
E
S

>> No.15152573

>>15152543
E G G M A N
G G M A N
G M A N
M A N
A N
N

>> No.15152817
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>>15151423

>> No.15153008

>>15150618
Hot

>> No.15153021

>>15146530
reminds me of that pit of pigs that was set on fire, I assume they were sick in some way, but most places would at least kill the pigs first.

>> No.15153029

>>15147544
kek that got me pretty good

>> No.15153046

>>15149280

twice the sear

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>>15148035
>The screams will never leave me

>> No.15153109

>>15149817
i legitimately want to kill myself after watching that

>> No.15153118

>>15149280
>prolapsed angus

>> No.15153124

>>15148063
Legend

>> No.15153139

>>15141344
what in the actual goddamn fuck is this, that oil is fucking cold

>> No.15153195

>>15146530
What the fuck is wrong with sliteyes

>> No.15153197

>>15149280
They used a dull knife.

>> No.15153217

>>15150602
weirdly hot.

>> No.15153221

>>15149358
Okay, so I understood what has going on until the chocolates came in.
What is this

>> No.15153238

>>15151863
pretty sure Iran still has night clubs.

>> No.15153426

>>15148063
This guy is such a fucking chad

>> No.15153591

>>15140457
why did he make those crepes in a dog bowl?

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>>15153197
sharp knives are dangerous, which is why i use one of these to be safe

>> No.15153887

>>15153842
they are hit and miss, also tedious af. a buddy of mine did 200 soft passes and the knife shaved 1/3 of my arm hairs in a pass - thats more than enough for general kitchen work.

>> No.15153934

>>15151366
>Absolute fucking nightmare to sanitize

bro it's dishwasher safe

>> No.15154019

>>15146533
Hoping I don't Lemmy him by saying this, but I'm glad he's still alive

>> No.15154052

>>15151654
read the title faggot

>> No.15154087

>>15153008
I disgust myself for finding this hot.

>> No.15154178

>>15153887
i didn't know you had to do it that many times, ido 5 to 10 and be like wtf this sucks.

>> No.15154201

>>15141475
Why is it that fat people can never fucking cook

>> No.15154222

>>15149213
probably like phlegm

>> No.15154228

>>15147544
nice didgies

>> No.15154241

>>15154178
thats for a fairly dull knife. ideally you notice how your knife gets duller and just top it off with 10-20soft passes before work by just keeping the thing always next to your main cutting board.
and dont go ham thinking stronger pressure is better, those things Will chip your knife, and then hf getting that chip out without a stone.

>> No.15154244

>>15154019
He'll be fine.

>> No.15154261

>>15153842
Dull knives are way more dangerous than sharp knives, a dull knife is way more likely to cause you to exert too much force and therefore cut yourself, whereas a sharp knife needs very little weight behind it

>> No.15154296

>>15146578
what on earth am i looking at

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>>15144254
>t.

>> No.15154306

>>15148063
king shit

>> No.15154308

>>15148778
I wonder if that couldn't actually be super dangerous since your body can't regulate heat.

>> No.15154314

>>15150602
>>15153217
haha imagine if she farted and flames came out haha

>> No.15154325

>>15154241
this might be the best thing i learn on 4chen, because right now my knives are duller then my butter knives, not even joking

>> No.15154401

>>15154308
i was serious when i asked. personally i hate anything sticky so i'd probably an hero if that were me

>> No.15154416

>>15146547
>Italian spices
>Italian sausage
I wonder what are these things that I have never heard of in my entire life while living in Italy.

>> No.15154472

>>15154416
its a quick way of saying garlic,oregano, basil

>> No.15154591

>>15149404
>Italy
>not salamelle
fucking larpers

>> No.15154628

>>15150528
I don't think those eggs were boiled. Balut, probably.

>> No.15154653

>>15154472
We don't even put garlic in most dishes, idk why foreigners pretend Italian food is garlicky.

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>>15150453
>>15153124
>>15153426

>> No.15154751

>>15153118
Joke has been done a million times, but it's quality.

>> No.15154768

>>15149817
Yeah, I'm saving that for whenever anyone defends the chinks.

>> No.15154900

>>15144283
>We are making healthy fast food
Where? Avocados aren't that healthy, they're basically just tree-butter packages.

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>> No.15154957

>>15154653
it must just be a American of Italian heritage thing, we garlic everything the fuck up

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>> No.15154982

>>15154949
stop

>> No.15155112

>>15144283
You know, I could probably handle the 'avocado for everything' shit, I don't see an inherent problem with gimmick restaurants.
But why the FUCK does she have to act like a complete mongonaut?

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>>15155112

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>>15155112
whoops here's the annoying one

>> No.15155505

>>15148047
it IS a trap desu

>> No.15155528

>>15155505
Sneaky.

>> No.15155911

>>15155384
god imagine her farts after that

>> No.15156111

>>15149404
>that ramen with broccoli and a raw egg
Buzzfeed makes the saddest damn content

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>>15146493

>> No.15156845

>>15155911
i'd love to

>> No.15156853

>>15146569
males are useless eaters you stupid fuck

>> No.15156872

>>15155384
banger? i hardly know 'er!

>> No.15156942

>>15156853
It still costs money to produce the chick, and that cost can be recaptured by making it into feed or fertilizer. That webm is more likely disease control.

>> No.15157225

>>15154949
I get the feeling this should be in a cookbook from 1951

>> No.15157272

>>15149721
Kaiserschmarrn isn't scrambled. You fry it and then cut it into pieces

>> No.15157583

>>15154768
>>15149817
>Gooddoctor pharmaceutical group
Gonna start investing in this. You can't beat the chinks, might as well start profiting off their disgusting culture

>> No.15157667

>>15151793
yep, that's a cock polishing ass ranger.

>> No.15157831

>>15146526
What's this?

>> No.15157851

>>15157667

you make it sound so attractive

>> No.15157998

>>15146530
Probably males. In most countries they get sorted and then tossed into an industrial grinder. It's considered the most humane way to get rid of them.

>> No.15158067

>>15146522
Comes out with the same consistency

>> No.15158084

>>15149358
Fake and gay. It`s a well known and scripted exploitation show. But as a german, yeah, I believe there are people like that...

>> No.15158099

>>15149404
>Germany
>Currywurst
>Using a Bratwurst
Fucking wrong!

First you don`t use a Bratwurst for Currywurst.
Second, the most famous drunk food is Döner.

>> No.15158102

>>15149302
kek

>> No.15158108

>>15157583
Better invest in Xiaomi then. Chinese stocks are dropping because everyone is shifting towards Biontech, Pfizer, Moderna,... for the vaccines, you know?
I`m betting on Xiaomi at $4 in january.

>> No.15158147

>>15154970
bretty gud

>> No.15158348

>>15144328
they're from california so faggot hipsters love them

>> No.15158352

>>15144283
>those reactions
wish the germans gassed coasties instead of jews desu, fucking hell they're subhuman

>> No.15158373

>>15146530
anyone got it with sound

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>>15158352
you see that girl's mouth, nose, and forehead right? she is likely of middle eastern descent. do with that information what you will

>> No.15158384

>>15148063
>sets his finger on fire to light his cig
i fucking died

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>>15149404
>when the bars close
do non-germans really?

>> No.15158441

>>15151863
that for the frozen potato chips brewed wine they have been drinking on rooftops.

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>>15148664
>you'll never catch a dripping marshmallow creme of a nipple

>> No.15158533

>>15144274
oh cool a soy latte

>> No.15158580

>>15146530
anon those are ducks

>> No.15158642

>>15148063
it is funny watching asians try to act hard consuming their low ABV garbage alcohol because they're genetic alcoholets

>> No.15159026

>>15158417
this

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>>15154052

>> No.15159101

>>15144274
What happened to his face? Did he get a stroke?

>> No.15159658

>>15158377
Nice

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>> No.15159754

>>15144407
fuck me. I'd actually go there and pig out. i would hate myself if I wasnt so rich.

>> No.15159764

>>15146493
*bows to the surly one*

>> No.15159825

>>15157831
looks like salt pork. The red spice might be smoked paprika. people use to mimic actual bacon. (badly)

>> No.15159954

>>15151261
Wow that's interesting. Please tell me more. :>)

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>>15143886

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>> No.15160092

>>15154308
lol I bet you think skin needs to "breathe" as well

>> No.15160152

>>15157831
salo

>> No.15160163

>>15159825
>people use to imitate bacon
it's salo and it not imititating american bacon it was eaten before american was discovered
jesus christ mutts need fug off

>> No.15160200

>>15154416
he doesn't buy shredded italian cheese blend in the resealable plastic bag
> why can't europoors get on americas lvl?

>> No.15160628

>>15146565
Well, the green one looks edible.

>> No.15160636

>>15141369
>Last frame makes clear it's an asian product
>DURR MUSS BE DEH MURICANS HURR!

>> No.15160711

>>15148063
He was such a badass until he cracked open the Pepsi

>> No.15160720

>>15143893
It's hilarious how triggered you are by this.

>> No.15160747

>>15160092
yeah but bond said that's how the girl died in goldfinger back in the 60s and now everyone is still a fucking idiot the next century

>> No.15160748

>>15144283
just had an idea

hold on to your pants

here it comes

avocado everything but with a giant pile of cheddar on top of it!

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>>15160748
sounds good but how about we add some raw onions, diced tomatoes, cilantro

>> No.15160773

>>15146530
the chick pit: only strongest may emerge

>> No.15160829

>>15146547
>Deep dish
>But without the deliciously fried bready crust

>>15154416
It's things that Italian immigrants who could afford a bounty of food made that could be commonized in America and sold to the WASPs.

>> No.15161131

>>15160758
Thanks VLC

>> No.15161142

>>15143505
I was just watching the metokur video on this

>> No.15161843

>>15144214

>Create this as a joke to make a self-deprecating joke about the overpriced consumer habits of bourgeois liberal faggots

>They don't get the joke and unironically love it

>> No.15161865

>>15144407
>endless tap of peanut butter
what a fucking waste

>> No.15161878

>>15161843
>Is such an indoctrinated douchebag he has to project political stances onto everyone doing things he doesn't like

>> No.15161881

>>15146559
>all that fat settled at the bottom
disgusting

>> No.15161886

>>15141344
She has to be fucking meming at this point. There is no way you can be a human and be this bad at cooking.

>> No.15161892

>>15149817
>roaches in medicine
>literally called Doctor Gooddoctor
they deserve every backfire they get from this

>> No.15161895

>>15146530
Is this what they do to the male chickens?

>> No.15161902

>>15140476
N-nani?

>> No.15162275

>>15146778
i'm not watching this ever again but from what I remember it's literally all wrong

>> No.15162311

>>15146493
how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.15162328

>>15162311
He doesn't.

>> No.15162341

>>15150602
>having someone put something directly in your mouth with his bare hand

no, thank you

>> No.15162535

>>15141475
I can't recognise a single ingredient in there.

>> No.15162622

>>15155388
Well, i guess all the estrogen could give her larger tits. But if the cancer is really worth it, is for her to decide.

>> No.15162740

>>15146778
What the fuck is this shit, do people actually find this funny?

>> No.15162846

>>15154949
That soup looks legitimate but there's no goddamn way that that stitched-together bread bowl wouldn't just leak everywhere. Why not just, you know, have nice little grilled cheese finger sandwiches to go with it instead?

>> No.15162938

>>15156383
DO AMERICANS REALLY!?!?!
IS TRUE!?!?!

>> No.15162957

>>15160758
Wait, so is raw onion on food part of the meme food pantheon, or is it just eating raw onion by itself?

>> No.15163117

>>15160720
Fuck off Gordon