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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Post things that trigger /ck/. I'll start.
>pic related

>> No.15136731

it makes me mad because that's the Hungarian colour scheme but Fagtalians think it's theirs

>> No.15136736

>>15136731
I like langos. Don't be mad we have a supreme flag that a nation can truly be proud.
Italians run /ck/.

>> No.15136743

>>15136736
Italian-Americans, perhaps

>> No.15136753

>>15136743
That sloppa isn't relevant anywhere but USA. No one gives a fuck about """Italian"""-American cooking outside of US.

>> No.15136770
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>>15136722
I think mexican food is pretty based. Spicy, sensuous, triggers the white man and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.15136774

The irony being that italians are the most easily triggered group on /ck/
>OH NO NO NO NO YOU CANT JUST PUT GARLIC IN MAH BOLLA SPAGHETT MAMA MIA ITA NO REALA CARBONARA

>> No.15136789

>>15136774
Go on warosu and find me an example of that happening, you won't. Every single thread is confused mutts complaining that they can't legally call ramen boiled in tomato paste "Pizza Napolitana DOCG" and greentexting about how super mario bros crawled out of the toilet to yell at them in Italian

>> No.15136792

>>15136753
I'm talking sheer numbers when it comes to board numbers though
Not actually siding with those idiots who call tomato sauce "gravy"

>> No.15136796
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>> No.15136811

>>15136796
Jason Genova?

>> No.15136815

>>15136811
Step up

>> No.15136817

>>15136770
Based, I'd try it Mexibro.
>>15136789
This. Almost every thread is some retard seething about Italy non-stop. It's hilarious how upset tards who only discuss fast food can be over real food.
>WAAAH WAAH MAMMA MIA HAHAH XDDDD I MADE MY RECIPE INTENTIONALLY SHIT LOOK MUM I A MSHOWING IT TO ITALIANS
Same people would eat shit if they'd find an Italian cookbook saying that shit is not good for human consumption.

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>>15136722

>> No.15136915

>>15136731
>>15136736
>>15136743
>>15136753
>>15136792
Nobody cares

>> No.15136927

>>15136906
That's actually one of the few things that is good about British cooking.

>> No.15137003

>>15136770
I'd like to pretend this doesn't trigger me, but it does.

>> No.15137103
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>>15136927
Anon, WE invented fried fish before the English as well as fast food joints.

https://www.businessinsider.com/fast-food-ancient-rome-history-2018-4?IR=T

https://www.zliving.com/food/nutrition/italians-invented-england-culinary-classic-fish-chips-43344/

God smiles on us

>> No.15137124

>>15137103
>we

>> No.15137130

>>15137103
God, Italy is the most based country on this planet.
>>15137124
Italians are Romans, I am sorry if this bothers you, Johnny.

>> No.15137135

>>15137130
>we wuz romans n shieeet

>> No.15137146

>>15137135
The same people, direct continuation of the language, the law was the same for Latin speaking people's even after Barbarian invasions, Church i.e. Catholicism has a lot of Roman world in it, so yes, "we wuz" and still are Romans. Unless in your head all the Romans disappeared suddenly and modern Italians sprouted from the ground like a new growth of grass in the spring.

>> No.15137149

>>15137130
>roman empire collapses
>ruled by feudal german crowns for centuries
>we wuz romans
You do have a better claim then the larping brits but Guiseppe please you are no more roman than a serbian is dalmatian

>> No.15137153

>>15137146
you have nothing to do with the past you stupid fucking larper

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>>15137149
>>15137153
>t. We wuz Romans n shit but it’s 1920 and we’re not even Italians

>> No.15137172

>>15136770
Isn't paella Spanish?

>> No.15137173

>>15136774
>mama Mia you have to remove the garlic core

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>>15136722
lmfao

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>> No.15137214

>>15137149
You know we have dna from roman bones and modern dna and we can compare the two. You may actually be fully retarded.

>> No.15137220

>>15137149
>>15137153
>tfw i am the descendant of the Roman empire
Feels good, fellow Italybros.

>> No.15137224

>>15136722
Literally one autistic butthurt chicano is butthurt towards italy

>> No.15137243

>>15137214
You know the roman empire fell in italy 1500 years ago. You know you dont even speak the same language. You do know you dont even strike your own coins. Your ancestors may be roman but you are not. Just like I am not the Brettii. The romans are gone and every single subject can claim descendant. Perhaps you need a lesson in your own history?

>> No.15137254

>>15137243
All I read is butthurt anger over my superiority and Roman blood. Please, your anger soothes me.

>> No.15137260

>>15137254
>roman blood
So pretty much all of western europe. Youre not special guillem

>> No.15137262

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc
>Angloturd tries to steal superior Roman(Italian) food by """improving""" recipe
>get schooled by a random guy
>immediately drop on their knees to submit

Typical Italian critic in this video.

>> No.15137269
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>>15137262
95% of eyetalians see this man as the word of God.

>> No.15137274

>>15137269
All I see is a fake pope from Argentina. True Italian pope would smite these devils for being of Mohammedan faith.

>> No.15137293

>>15137274
>Jorge was born in 1936 from parents both born in Italy
So im confused mario, is he italian roman or argentinian? I mean hes pure blood italian so he must be roman right?

>> No.15137303

>>15137293
>MUH POPE
Meanwhile Americans lick black feet all day because of BLM.

>> No.15137326

>>15137303
Dont change the subject guido. Is he a rokan? My ancestors were conquered by romans. Am i roman? You lost. Namefag as trump its over

>> No.15137335

>>15137326
>OMG POPE DOES WHAT POPE IS SUPPOSED TO DO OMG I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RN
Calm down, woman.
*unzips*
Now kiss THIS.

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>>15137335
>dummy gets BTFO and now resorts to toilet humor.
Eyetalians..

>> No.15137349

>>15136770
I have never had good Mexican food that wasn't a churro

>> No.15137394

>>15136770
Bruh paella is from valencia

>> No.15137425

>>15137345
>btfo
>MUH POPE WAAAH WAAAH YOU'RE NO ROMAN
Meanwhile I chill at my ancestral Roman homeland and eat great Roman dishes like pasta carbonara.

>> No.15137438

>>15137425
Dilate tranny. I eat italian every night too but she was born in kamloops. Is she a roman? I do concede roman pussy is mighty fine

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>>15136722

>> No.15137465

>>15136722
Why would the mexican flag trigger /ck/?

>> No.15137470

>>15137446
Lol the libtard jannys

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>>15137326
https://voca.ro/1aRzGEnR3Y32

>> No.15137493

Southern Europeans are brown and no better than your average niggers

>> No.15137499

>>15137493
>said while typing from a computer made possibile by an Italian

>> No.15137501

>>15137446
bet I could beat him in hand to hand combat