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>takes a bite of American, British, German, Russian, Japanese food from a major city
>Nods head
Mmm! Oh yeah! You can taste the *generic description of the food*

>takes a bite of food from a hole in the ground restaurant in bumfuck nowhere Thailand
>Closes eyes
>leans 3 feet to his right
>literally orgasms
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! OH WOW!!!! That is...that is absolutely masterful!! The complexity, the spices, the coconut milk! And that meat! It's been cooked so long it's like meat JELLY!
>starts sweating from the spices


Ok what's the deal? Is thai food really that good? I get the feeling if I ever went there my american palate wouldn't be able to handle it and I would die from the spiciness...

>> No.15133907

>>15133885
I love Thai food, and asian food in general, but it has become a total meme at how masterful they are with layering spices. Just because some 150 year old woman is making it out of a dirt hut doesn't mean it's better than a sit down place with air conditioning. These youtube fags perpetuate the notion that you have to have 7 generations cooking the exact same thing every day or it's shit. Also, Mark has probably killed several people throughout his travels.

>> No.15133909

>>15133885
He has to act like that to be allowed to shoot there.

>> No.15133916

>>15133885
Its an act retard. Look at his very old videos he's just a normal sane guy. He started making money writing food articles, decided to vlog and his "oh wooow" face became a viral hit so he does it all the time to bink youtube hits

>> No.15134036

>>15133916
he doesn't act so over the top for any food other than thai food

>> No.15134058

>>15133916
>his autism is just savvy PR
kek

>> No.15134071

>>15133885
Where are the bodies Mark you motherfucker!!!!??!!

>> No.15134119

It's food porn, of course he's acting. The point is to taste delicious things by proxy. What, you think regular porn actors are enjoying themselves that much? No, but they sure do like to moan a lot. Mark's doing the same thing. It has to look good to sell, baby.

>> No.15134399

>>15134036
And robin williams didn't act so over the top in One Hour Photo. Or when he was jerking himself to death

>> No.15135282

>>15133907
Nice pasta m8

>> No.15135310

The bodies can't stay hidden forever. No way. Justice will be served eventually.

>> No.15135321

>>15134119
Ok chud

>> No.15135396

>>15135310
Implying Wiena didn't pull a Hannibal Lecter

>> No.15135516

>>15133885
THOSE PARENTS DESERVE ANSWERS, MARK!

>> No.15136084

>>15133885
>Is thai food really that good?
Yes

>> No.15136164

>>15133885
He has to downplay the cuisine of advanced western cultures in order to be allowed to broadcast.

>> No.15136226

>>15133885
The national governments love his act because they see the views and stats on his youtube and that's more powerful and costs nothing compared to the amount they spend trying to boost tourism and the economy.

He receives a bunch of hollow awards from these countries you can see his videos doing exactly this.

Of course he's gonna keep faking it

>> No.15136876

>>15133907
This right here, this savage is probably tasting human flesh whenever he visits these remote locations, hell I bet if 4chan documents where and when he traveled and local news reports were dug up on those times you'd find articles of body drain completely of blood, human bite marks on cheeks and other weird murders.

>> No.15136912

>>15135516
kek

>> No.15137908

>>15133885
Imagine waking up to this face in the morning at the end of your bed.

>> No.15138073

>mmmmmmmm this 43 cents soup with cow intestines and cheapest instant noodles is a real flavour bomb//!!!!

>> No.15138122

>>15133885
Where are the bodies Mark?

>> No.15138179

>>15133885
HOW MANY CHILDREN, MARK?? WHERE ARE THEY??

>> No.15138611

>>15133885
He has to know he's a meme. That reaction is so fucking disingenuous

>> No.15138632

>>15133885
He has the exact same reaction all the time. Makes big eyes and stupid faces. I want him to get shanked in some dirty alley.

>> No.15138659

Mark has HIV.

>> No.15138667

>>15138659
Why do I keep hearing this. Is it true or not

>> No.15138802

>>15138667
Hey, yes. I posted about this a while back because one of my friends is friends with Mark. Now I feel like I should not have posted that but whatever.

I don't have many details about it but it was confirmed.

>> No.15138822

Hes playing a character. Remember when PewDiePie started out he was “OhSOquirky” and screaming at jumpscares? Now that hes made his millions hes a normal racist like the rest of us.

>> No.15138845

>>15138822
christ you fucking zoomer i don't even know if you're being ironic or not

>> No.15138873

>>15133885
it can't ALL be good, that's the gimmick though

>> No.15138905

>>15137908
>at the end of your bed

More like at the foot of your grave, and the last thing you see is a shovelful of dirt heading towards your face.

>> No.15138908

>>15138659
>>15138802
weird. I was watching him a while back and guessed he had some sort of immune system disorder, just from the way he -looked-

>> No.15139048

>>15133885
He's a pedophile human trafficker

>> No.15139109

>>15138908
He's getting to be SO thin....

>> No.15139122

>>15133885
>MMM O WOW

There was one video where he ate old (rotten) chicken intestines and even went "oh yeah mmm" but then later just admits that it's vile. The guy is just another fake food (((critic)))

>> No.15139138

>>15139109
yeah
hes one of those unfortunate souls that cant hold down food
I bet his overreaction is part act and part genuine - because not being able to hold down food makes you neurotic in eating related ways. He's probably praying to the gods of digestion that his display of over-appreciation will allow him a normal life.

>> No.15139152

>>15139122
Link?

>> No.15139200

>>15133885
I can't stand this guy, just seems so fake.

>> No.15139405

>>15139152
Just search 'mark wiens worst food experience' and you should find it.

>> No.15139414
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15139414

>>15133885
Honestly, if there's one food reviewer on YouTube that isn't fake and is actually based, it's this guy. He gives a fair and honest rating and isn't afraid to call BS out, regardless if people's feelings get hurt or not.

>pic related

>> No.15140194

>>15138659
big if true

>> No.15140204

He triggers MAGAchuds like the ones in this thread making shit up about him so he's good in my book on that alone.

>> No.15141180

>>15133885
Nice copy pasta, brother.

>> No.15141489

>>15138802
sauce or it didn't happen