/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15106020]

Just ate probably my first salad of the year. I can feel the nutrients coursing through my flesh, AMA.

[Anonymous No.15106031]

What would you do if your son told you he was transgender?

[Anonymous No.15106036]

>>15106020
What's the practical timeline for a commercial fusion power generating reactor, given that ITER is only 3 years away from first plasma and no more than 10 years from sustaining a Q>1 reaction?

[Anonymous No.15106050]

>>15106020
Can I ask you anything?

[Anonymous No.15106083]

>>15106031
I'd likely tell him that transgender people are all liars, and that he has never experienced any symptoms of gender dysphoria, and, if he had, they could be beaten out of him
>>15106036
They've been saying "15 years away" for 75 years. The news from Skunkworks was promising a few years back, but I don't expect it to ever pan out. Renewables are the only real solution, we need to decentralize the power supply.
>>15106050
Yes

[Anonymous No.15106086]

My genital warts randomly went away after about 5 months. It was very bad there were about 30 of them, some incredibly large, and within about a month they just shrunk and disappeared. I didn't do any treatment on them because doctors are Jewish scam artists.

Will they come back ever?

[Anonymous No.15106099]

>>15106086
Are you sure they were an STD and not some other skin condition like psoriasis?
At any rate, herpes is intermittent and will disappear and reappear regularly over the course of months and years.

[Anonymous No.15106167]

>>15106031
Disown, kick out of house, get a restraining order for him against the entire family, try again by having another child and try to be a better parent this go around. It's really the only thing to do in such a situation. If your son believes that, there is nothing left to save on him.

I don't believe in beating it out of him either. Violence isn't the answer, but they are simply dead to me and the family now.

[Anonymous No.15106213]

>>15106083
How can I meet women? I'm fine with dating and having a gf but it's the actual meeting them I have a huge fucking problem with. I feel like the only possible way to do this is to talk to them when they're out shopping for groceries or what have you. But talking to people when they're minding their own business is autistic as fuck. What should I do anon?

[Anonymous No.15106217]

>>15106031
wouldn't happen because I ain't raisin' my son to be a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.15106240]

>>15106213
Get thin/fit, get nice clothes, take pictures for tinder, use tinder. If you're physically attractive, tinder works great. You wanna be under 13% bodyfat for peak puss crushing, but an average bmi will work with good clothes.
Not everyone on tinder is a thot. 60% of women don't wanna date or hook up at all, they just want to feel pretty by getting matches. 20% are hoes. 10% want boyfriends. 10% are so fuck ugly that I can only imagine they've joined out of masochism.
There are other dating apps too, though they attract more fatties than tinder.

[Anonymous No.15106246]

>>15106020
How do I stop balding whithout fucking up my hormones
Got castor oil and aloe vera

[Anonymous No.15106254]

>>15106246
You can't stop it. Embrace it, there's no fighting it and trying to hide it makes it WAY worse. Shave your head, grow a beard.

[Anonymous No.15106264]

>>15106254
Don’t have facial hair

[Anonymous No.15106279]

>>15106264
Grow it? How do you not have facial hair as an adult man

[Anonymous No.15106637]

>>15106240
I think you may be right anon. I think I need to get back on Tinder. I met a gf on there and I take good pics but I've been avoiding online shit because it's just god damn depressing. But I guess it's the most convenient way.

[Anonymous No.15106669]

>>15106020
How fat are you?

[Anonymous No.15106699]

>>15106669
6 feet tall, 173 pounds. Used to be 205, stopped eating refined sugar

[Anonymous No.15107049]

>>15106020
salads are toxic

[Anonymous No.15107079]

>>15106020
Probably drowning in dressing and covered in cheese with half of the mix containing some sort of cold cut.

[Anonymous No.15107110]

>>15107079
No, it was spring mix with homemade Italian dressing (olive oil, herbs, Parmesan, white wine vinegar, couple drops of honey) and toasted almonds

[Anonymous No.15107164]

>>15106637
>god damn depressing
It's so very god damn depressing it made me talk to girls irl. No luck either lols

[Anonymous No.15107766]

>>15107164
where did you talk to girls irl anon?

[Anonymous No.15107772]

>>15107110
>15107110
Neuman's own homemade italian dressing, great job OP!

[Anonymous No.15107795]

>>15107772

[Anonymous No.15107814]

>>15106213
Dance classes and cook classes anything forces interaction instead of making a choice

[Anonymous No.15107819]

>>15106213
wtf? Tinder, retard. Nobody meets any other way these days.

[Anonymous No.15108775]

>>15106020
Sounds like salmonella.

[Anonymous No.15108788]

>>15106020
The salad gave its life to give you nutrient energy, yet you use it to shitpost. What a waste of salad.

[Anonymous No.15108833]

Salads are for fat people and women

[Anonymous No.15108849]

>>15106279
i am 18

[Anonymous No.15109000]

>>15106020
women laughing while eating salads is one of the weirdest stock image phenomena
like, what's so fucking funny about eating a salad?

[Anonymous No.15109070]

>>15106020
Why you no eat salad?

[Albumen No.15109082]

>>15109000
With women are on their periods they often hallucinate and this can cause them to believe that their salad is telling stand up comedy so they laugh often while eating salad.

[Anonymous No.15109665]

>>15106020

[Anonymous No.15109687]

>>15106020
How much ranch did you douse it with?

[Anonymous No.15109818]

>>15106031
I would tell her that she has my unconditional love and support and ask her what I can do to help her feel more comfortable and happy