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>>15099545
memes aside, what's wrong with eating bugs, they're like small crustaceans

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>>15099565
Blyat

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>>15099587
Is that what I think it is?

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>>15099545
>Grasshopper taco
We talk about food here, sir.

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>>15099545

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>>15099553
lmao

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>>15099545
>Eat the bugs, bigot. The third world does it, you have to do it too.

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>>15101963
a rare plant? it's said to increase virility and promote health

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>>15102534

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>>15102654

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>>15099575
GOBLINA

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>>15099545
>Grasshoppers are a POPULAR snack in Mexico
>doubt
any mexibro that can confirm this vile accusation

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>>15099587
That's a comedy show, right?

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>>15103174
They thought it was this?>>15102644

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>>15103167
>>15103194
wow, you guys are vile
Atleast Greta will clap

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>>15099565
>le aggressive cooking so funneh!! XD!

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>>15099609
Christ just eat plants like a non retard.

[Anonymous No.15103336]

>>15099575
one thing i would like to do is first fry some eggs in the pan and then deglaze it with a can of beans. i fry the beans there until they become pretty dry and put it all in some toast with tabasco and worcesestershire sauce.

[Anonymous No.15103340]

>>15099609
this nigga eating maggots.

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>>15103199
>getting that assblasted by an underage swedish aspie
lmao

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>>15103373
goddamn that's retarded

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>>15103373
What a retard it doesn't even fit the box

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>>15103388
>>15103413
>can't handle the pide
weak ass minds

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>>15103418
Eh you can't expect minimum wage cooks with tattoos to be smarter than a cardboard box

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>>15103519
why would you do that?

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>>15103516
>everything has the same color
truly peak british cooking

[Anonymous No.15103548]

>>15103516
I didn't realize "munchie boxes" were actually just pizza boxes stuffed to the brim with garbage even worse than pizza

[Anonymous No.15103580]

>>15103516
looks like cold grease is back on the menu bois

[Anonymous No.15103582]

>>15103519
>that sorry bucket of beans

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>>15099545
still not gonna eat bugs

[Anonymous No.15103717]

>>15103074
Mexibro here, their popularity is overstated as it's mainly eaten in Oaxaca or in poor areas around Mexico city.

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>>15101845
>>15102446
Nice

[Anonymous No.15103736]

>>15103548
Pizza in the usa is healthy which might be why Monique boxes are illegal in the United States

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>>15103736
>when pizza is the healthy choice

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>>15102710
Season my sloppa with melted plastic please

[Anonymous No.15104323]

>>15103516
Isn't there any sauce?

[Anonymous No.15104352]

>>15104183
I know that restaurant its good

[Anonymous No.15104369]

>>15104352
what's the name

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>>15104369
epellicci

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>>15104183
>mmmm, muh fake, blonde died hair shedding into muh fry up
Why, just why?

[Anonymous No.15104456]

>>15100409
some animals are considered filthy.

[Anonymous No.15104561]

>>15102466
>Dated a black girl for a few months back in 2019
>She would wash her chicken after removing it from the package
>Fortunately she didn't use soap
I asked her why she did it and her response was "chicken is dirty so I'm cleaning before cooking it."

[Anonymous No.15104576]

>>15104382
Mad because she would never say "that's massive" to you?

[Anonymous No.15104591]

>>15103373
>Wasting ingredients as the pizza is larger than the box
While accidents can happen when cooking. The loss of money from doing this too frequently will add up.

[Anonymous No.15104656]

>>15104183
I wonder how much she pooped haha

[Anonymous No.15104660]

>>15104576
t. butthurt fake blonde grill with shedding dyed hair

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>>15104561
they would wash the chicken in the dirty-ass sink, then make a potato salad in the same sink amiright

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>>15101845
>honey nut cheerios crust

Why not just use graham crackers, they'd be a lot better

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>>15102486
Don't forget to donate your real food to East Africans that have too many bugs eating their crops.

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>>15103359
yum machine grease

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>>15099545
>Popular snack in mexico
Yeah right. I'm sure it's the same as people thinking all nordic countries are crazy for rotten fermented fish.

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>>15105000
thats SO gross

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>>15103373
Mama mia

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>>15099575
Why do fat people especially think that long fake nails look good? They look good on nobody, especially you.

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>>15105000
Black people do this and then say that whites don't use enough seasoning

[Anonymous No.15105412]

>>15104456
hello rabbi

[Anonymous No.15105417]

>>15105350
Fat people ironically try to put effort into how they present themselves often trying to find more expensive clothes or especially accessories to show off

Just makes chubby people even funnier to look at lol

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>>15103336
you think i care boy?

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>>15102416
Looks pretty good.

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>>15102046
And I thought ja/ck/ cracked eggs like a retard

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>>15104323
The Irn-Bru is the sauce

[Anonymous No.15106980]

>>15106882
Witness his succession technique

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>>15107078
Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.15107131]

>>15106980
that fucking gaudy ass ring that nobody with any taste could ever think looks okay

[Anonymous No.15107155]

>>15107103
China is a net food importer.
There are a lot of people and not necessarily enough of everything for everyone.

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>>15103074
It's a neat attraction but thats about it, no one except really poor people actively eat it. You can at best find it as a novelty/prank food at small festivals or the like.

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>>15107078
There's a reason why they're called bugmen. Literally zero empathy or reasoning.

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>>15104456
Well wash them then

[Anonymous No.15107375]

>>15104323
They'll be a bucket of ketchup under the table

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>>15100409
nothing

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>>15107078
>liveleak
I need more sauce?

[Anonymous No.15107537]

Is it wrong to unironically enjoy watching ja/ck/ fail? He's like /ck/s equivalent of /v/'s DSP

[Anonymous No.15107541]

>jack poster is a veditor
Who would've thought

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>>15099545
>most popular snack
not true, only indios eat that shit

[Anonymous No.15107616]

>>15099565
why

[Anonymous No.15107634]

>>15104183
Yes, keep eating.

[Anonymous No.15107644]

>>15102565
>Maggi.
Based. Fuck Knorr.

[Anonymous No.15107776]

>>15107454
Looking at him using his right hand feels so nostalgic.

[Anonymous No.15107950]

>>15100409
Im up for trying most foods that dont immediately throw me off by scent, but it depends on the bug and usage, like crickets/grasshoppers are ok. But fuck that "cricket flour bullshit" and im never eating no roach all people i know who tried says its ass also they wierd me out. I wanna try silkworms to see if they are any good or just a meme.

Also on my list to try is snake, kangaroo, whale and dog

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>>15100409
>>15107950
I've had crickets before. The flavor kinda sucks on their own. You need something to make them not bland. The restaurant only had that fake green "guac" sauce, so it was just okay. Those tacos would be fine, but you kinda end up with shell chunks and legs in your teeth. Feels like popcorn kernels.

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>>15105177
If anyone gets off on this I want out of planet.

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>>15107950
Ok chud

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>>15107454
His cure for pink eye.

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>>15107950

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>>15106861
>slices too thick and cooked unevenly

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>>15103074
It's like deep fried butter in USA, it's mostly novelty and tourist bait, if someone's eating them regularly they have bigger problems.

It is, indeed, globohomo propaganda, but you didn't need any mexibro to tell you that.

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>>15102416
>heat mustard oil
doesn't that make mustard gas?

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>>15103976
pizza basically have the same nutritional value as a sandwhich and pople see those as healthy.

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>>15104656
I'm pooping right now, what a coincidence...

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>>15105854
Aaloo Bonda

>>15108828
Surely this was a joke right or did you ask this in all seriousness?

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>>15107776
It's never coming back, bros...

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>>15109072
I-is he ok?

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>>15109101
I don't know how to tell you this buddy but the crab who just had his legs ripped off and his torso cut into, he didn't make it.

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>>15107616
American.

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>>15107172
Do you eat the crust?

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>>15106215
>playing god with sausages

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>>15104561
That shit kills me. No matter how much I tell people you don't have to "wash" chicken that you got from a 1st world country grocery store especially when you're going to cook it with an ambient temp of over 350 degrees, they still HAVE to do it.

I guess its passed down from older generations

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>>15106861
Thanks for the meal, chef Abe.

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>>15107776
What happened to his hand? Parasites finally started taking control?

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>>15105357
>>15105000
Black people do this then say white people are gross for not washing the chicken.

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>>15109276
He had two strokes and yet he still angers God with his cooking

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>>15102710
at that point, why not just pour it directly into the bag?

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>>15101957
>All this shit
>RICE flour
Corn flour, oil and salt. Bake it on a tray. Finished.

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>>15109249
I dont see the problem with washing the chicken desu, sure its a mostly wasted effort but not like it will diminish the quality of the chicken in any way

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>>15109397
There isn't inherently an issue other than its not necessary and some people swear that it is. To the point where they say they won't eat the food you cook because your methods are unclean. This is the same crowd that thinks eating a rare steak means you are basically vampire The old school ignorance gets on my nerves.

Also washing chicken can actually spread more germs since you're now extending the contamination area of a protein rich food, I enjoy doing less work than I have to personally.

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>>15103548
If you look closely there actually is a half of a pizza. Only it's fried.

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>>15102446
he's kinda handsome

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>>15109440
How does the protein content affect the ability to spread potential pathogens?

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>>15103546
>>15103516
would still eat if i had a couple fat dudeweeds beforehead
also this bloke looks like 90% of enjoying this meal would come from his stories

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>>15110164
Higher protein content = higher amount of bacteria. Thats true for all meats but poultry also carries salmonella which can get you sick as fuck.
I always try to limit the amount of surfaces chicken comes in contact with to avoid cross contamination and how much I have to wipe down the area after prep.

I guess its not a huge deal as long as you aren't prepping it near cooked food or deliberately licking moist surfaces after raw chicken juice touches but I try to keep the risk to a minimum.

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>>15102670
Fuck you

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>>15103548
I don't think leafs even have access to this sort of thing.

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>>15109072
>this kills the crab

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>>15099553
That's a pretty cool idea. Taking this game to my next party.

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>>15109117
boris is from russia you mongoloid

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>>15109101
>>15110688

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>>15108402
Anyone have webms of the capitalist food lines in Dallas?

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>>15105000
Isn't she dead now?

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>>15109072
Those leg panics as he starts to pound him down

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>>15110911
good ending

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>>15109044
>Surely this was a joke right or did you ask this in all seriousness?
yes

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>>15111079

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>>15111339
>>15111348
Thanks, jesus that's bad tho

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>>15109249
Nah that's what it's like when you're poor. Same reason black and mexican people eat their steaks well done. Old slimy walmart meat isn't exactly what you'd call fresh.

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>>15102446
what was those rolls that he fried?

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>>15102710
What a bro

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>>15107172
dumb bitch

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>>15099587
mushrooms are fungi not plants

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>>15107454

>Jackposting
Man, there was actually a good streak of interesting WEBMs until SOME fucker decided to fuck it all up.

Good job, fucker.

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>>15105177
The filename was spot on, I must say.

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>>15112112
What exactly does the threading accomplish?

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>>15099565
>304 ml
for what purpose

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>>15112131
Funny Internet points

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>>15112131
Nothing... Just looks KOOL.
Student Recipe!

[Anonymous No.15112191]

>>15105682
what is this he looks exactly like mark weins

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>>15105168
>>15105357
>>15109285
The point of auntie fee was basically a youtube cooking show for poor people on a budget, but I've never known in my entire life another black person who does that

RIP Auntie fee though

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>>15103373
do they just leave the peels sitting on the floor?

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>>15104323
the half pizza surely has sauce inside

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>>15103976
>pizzaaaahhh.jpg

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>>15111098
gee I wonder why

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>>15105682
does this guy have a youtube channel where he gets millions of views for digging in the dirt?

[Anonymous No.15112341]

>>15106558
wtf is the stromboli?

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>>15112138
Possibly because that way the weight of the can and/or its contents arrive at an even number.

[Anonymous No.15112351]

>>15099565
If we are being honest, this is how most of /ck/ cooks

[Anonymous No.15112352]

>>15106861
>using the green knife on meat

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>>15112112
I did that my first year of college, the noodles were undercooked

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>>15110911
Buddha would be proud.

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>>15111348
I heard this line extends all the way from texas to the new in n out location in aurora

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>>15111625
>flour still spills.
Kek

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>>15112319
ahh penne di toscana

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>>15112336
YES

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>>15112351
I thought we were all fine ladies that cooked with love and care. Have I been wrong this whole time?

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>>15112481

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>>15103519
For when you're craving bread, but can't justify just eating the loaf on its own

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>>15111339
is that literally just normal grocery shopping, but they have to deliver it to **everyone's** car? Or is it like a rationing situation?

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>>15099545
Looked great until they had that nasty ass close up of the dude's crusty fucking lip.

Japan makes some pretty tasty crickets so I can't imagine grasshoppers to be too bad at all

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>>15112645
Food bank, drive thru.

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>>15112426
>"I prefer to boil it"
>in the microwave
>next to the full gas range

[Anonymous No.15112785]

>>15111932
shrimp boil one is actually a decent idea, might try that soon

[Anonymous No.15112809]

Amazing to think he does this to Tammy every night...

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>>15112645
bread line by billionaires. socialism bad!

[Anonymous No.15112837]

Yummy

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>>15112645
>>15112836
Joe Biden is going to take away their bread! Him and the radical democrats are going to shut down the economy and starve every state that voted for Trump! Very sad!

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>>15112837

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>>15112785

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>>15112809
How the fuck does he do it? Not does it fry wrong, but it's so far over the max fill.

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>>15111625
I hate people with jittery hands like this, makes me feel uneasy myself

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>>15113125
Who knows anon, he's just that special.

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>>15113134

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>>15113234
>clearly a large rim left around the top of the can
>clear edit, rime is gone

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>>15111348
What exactly do you get at a food bank?

[Anonymous No.15113276]

>>15111098
Yeah.
Her family streamed the funeral on Facebook. I'm not kidding.

[Anonymous No.15113280]

>>15113246
Good Eye...

[Anonymous No.15113294]

>>15113266
Banks of Food.

Mostly dried and canned goods, but they seem to be getting Turkeys and potatoes....

[Anonymous No.15113313]

>>15112645

They offered like, 50$ of food for free to anyone who showed, with no proof of loss of income, and didnt check plates. I went 3 times, all 3 times I just said illegal, no ID, and got free food.

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>>15113276

why chink sad

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>>15113322
She's eating something really spicy for a contest. The guy is dropping a few drops of milk on her tongue in exchange for a cute pose for the camera.

>>15113234
>gets it out on a tray
>it's not nice

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>>15113313

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>>15113276
For a millisecond I thought you said the family steamed the funeral and I imagined being buried in one of those chinese steamed bun trays.

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>>15109287
>check out jack's channel
>watch latest 3 videos
>arm's already half size compared to his left arm
fug, I didn't want to, but I was dying of laughter watching those videos. oh well, I already knew I'm going to hell.
Also, anyone know if there was a thread about it? I'm pretty sure it was an important event

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>>15112863
not very good

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>>15099553
I'm actually really happy this guy has the foresight to put some kind of eye protection on.

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>>15111402
>>15111625
>>15111632
>kitchen is full of these bullshit gadgets and gizmos

[Anonymous No.15113983]

>>15113954
>11.4M subscribers

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>>15113921
yes anon goggles are for sight no fucking shit

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>>15099575
The Queen's beans m8

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>>15114019

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>>15103519
the peanuckle of english cuisine

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>>15111402
>And don't forget the turbo drive

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>>15109249
Always thought it was to clean the chlorine off?

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>>15114076
Where in the world would they routinely chlorinate foodstuffs?

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>>15114055

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>>15114055
>filename
kek good one anon

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>>15113910
>was a thread about it
Every webm thread for the past two years.

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>>15099609
Spätzle?

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>>15114082
America, they also export it. In Australia we won't accept American chicken because it's chlorinated.

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>>15114177

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>>15101935
If he had just thrown the yogurt chicken on a sheet pan under the broiler for 12 min. each side he would've been fine.

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>>15111937
I've been trying to keep the jackposting at least semi-fresh last couple of months, though the last time I posted a thread with 5 webms I just made for the thread, I got hit with a global 3 day ban for spam/flooding and the posts got deleted. I guess I'll just stick to trickling them down from now on.

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>>15111262
Mustard gas is a chemical weapon, not fumes from cooked mustard. Much like yellow cake, it has little to do with its name

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>>15111926
Why mix coffee with tea?

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>>15114422
There's nothing wrong with posting the odd new one or classic.
But we don't need the whole catalog of jack webms that everyone has seen hundreds of times every thread.

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>>15114557

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>>15102565
Fucking disgusting

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>>15099545
No Mr. Soros. I won't eat the bugs.

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>>15114422
how's jack doing nowadays? saw a video some time back where he couldn't move his arm and it was too depressing to watch

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>>15111262
bleach and ammonia makes mustard gas

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>>15103373
Long pizza is long

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>>15103371
I love this meme!
its funny because after 4 years of around the clock investigation there is still more evidence connecting Joe Biden for foreign collusion and selling the high office for personal gain then there is for Donald J. Trump, and you're never going to stop being made about it. :^)

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>>15115001
His arm is never going to recover because he was too lazy to do the proper rehabilitation for it. He'll probably die from diabetes or heart disease soon enough.

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>>15115354
/pol/ cope is uniquely pathetic

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>>15114098
WHY THE FUCK DID HE WIPE IT INTO THE SHELLS AT THE END I AM SO RATTLED

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>>15103373
peeeeeeetza

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>>15107131
he literally can't take it off he's so fat lol

[Anonymous No.15115787]

Janice's?

[Anonymous No.15115995]

>>15114809
But that's exactly what I've been trying to do. I don't post jack in every thread and when I do it's almost always after someone else has brought him up with posts that I haven't seen in a while or are topical. The 5 webm's I posted were specifically made for that thread and I have personally never seen them before and I've been pretty active in these threads for a while. I feel like at this point up to 50% of jack webm's that get posted in any webm thread were ones that were made by me in recent times.

It's not that I mind that much personally, but I just honestly don't get the pattern. I see a thread with like 10+ reposted webm's pretty clearly posted by a same person stay up, but when I did post 5 new ones once I get hit by a global ban for spam/flooding and get the posts deleted. Well, whatever, let's just keep posting instead of trying to complain about this site's policies. It's not like it's making the thread better.

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>>15103717
Southern Mexican here.
Norteños don't have any cousine cultue so they must abstain from commenting.

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>>15115995
Why can't he use his right arm? Did that fat retarded fuck finally stroke out?

[Anonymous No.15116276]

>>15113322
They told her she'd be getting a meal that day.

She was hoping for bat, or at least something alive.

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>>15115629
Sad. We all called it 5 years ago. Shit was inevitable given his weight and the absolute trash he cooked.

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>>15110911
>this resurrects the crab

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>>15114055
how does he get out without breaking the eggs??

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>>15116984
>be happy fish
>get caught for some chink competition
>oh fuck.png
>get skinned, oil-fried, covered in sauce and see how chinks eat you alive
truly one of the most ancestral cooking cultures

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>>15116225
He did a while ago.

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>>15116973
> but vegans yell at me for eating tendies

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>>15115995
Keep Jackposting, he's the best youtube chef hands down

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>>15117745
Eat my dick.

[Anonymous No.15117802]

>>15104771
The cheerios are gluten free

[Anonymous No.15117929]

I want to racemix with ja/ck/ and create some beautiful half-white half-ogre babies

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>>15103373
he doesn't even have the mask covering his nose lmao what a retardo

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>>15107537
Shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. He even looks like phil

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>>15112499
That's from Thailand and that's a guy isn't it