/TG/-Thanksgiving General

[Anonymous No.15098749]

So Thanksgiving is less than a week away, what's everybody cooking? what are your plans with family? I know this has been a weird year for everybody and traveling is going to be hard, but hopefully we can all get together here and have a comfy Thanksgiving thread.

[Anonymous No.15099285]

I was surprised I had to scroll this far down for a thanksgiving thread. Are the jannies deleting them all or do people not prep until the day before?

Thaks to based covid family Thanksgiving was cancelled and I get to plan my own first Thanksgiving.

I'm excited to make a turkey for the first time.

[Anonymous No.15099298]

Anyone have a good home made yeast rolls recipe?

I want something tried and true, and don't want to risk something random from the internet.

[Anonymous No.15099313]

Halal duck

[Anonymous No.15099349]

>>15098749
I checked the local ad and has a $0.55/lb turkey, so I'm going to go pick that up and make it on wednesday or thursday with a pumpkin pie bought from sam's club. maybe buy some pre-made mashed potatoes and make gravy from one of those packets. also stuffing of course.

[Anonymous No.15099382]

>>15098749
My family doesn't do thanksgiving and my friend hates his family, so we're doing thanksgiving together.

The plan is turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, mac and cheese, pumpkin pie

[Anonymous No.15099383]

>>15098749
nothing now. I was going to my mom's but that got cancelled. I then was going to cook for my son and I at home, my spouse lives in another house and was going to come over. I was going to brine a turkey breast and make some sides and possibly a pie, but I was told that I couldn't even do that. So we are just going to have whatever is in the freezer. I am bummed.

[Anonymous No.15099398]

>>15099383
#CuckLyfe

[strawman !!9eSatjbJatr No.15099406]

>wife's grandmother doesn't like turkey, so no turkey
Oh well

[Anonymous No.15099412]

>>15099406
You deserve it for tripping

[Anonymous No.15099413]

>family making fucking duck, which i've never ate but sounds gross as fuck
literally not going to go down to the table and sit in my room to spite them for ruining thanksgiving. fuck my family

[Anonymous No.15099430]

>>15099413
duck is pretty delicious, anon. It's like chicken but if chicken were made out of red meat. You may like it a lot.

[strawman !!9eSatjbJatr No.15099435]

>>15099413
Dude you're in for a treat. My family used to do duck or even goose all the time for Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.15099436]

>>15099413
Bait

[Anonymous No.15099443]

General threads are cancer and thanksgiving was over a month ago.

[Anonymous No.15099447]

>>15099435
Just stay on /pol/ please

[Anonymous No.15099453]

>>15099443
This is an American website. Tread lightly thirdworld leaf

[Anonymous No.15099457]

>>15099430
>>15099435
thanksgiving is turkey or MAYBE ham (if at someone else's house), not duck or chicken or fondue or other weird ass meal. it's a holiday based around tradition. it's supposed to be all about the pilgrims coming together, LITERALLY a holiday where you be consistent

[Anonymous No.15099460]

>>15099443
You guys have thanksgiving early because most of your country is an icebox by now

[Anonymous No.15099465]

>>15098749
Doing Turkey, mashed potatoes, carrots, stuffing (been saving bread heels all year) cauliflower, most likely some sort of pie... oh yeah and cranbears.

thinking of other things that could be good... ill see what others are making

[Anonymous No.15099473]

>>15099457
Are you on the spectrum?

[Anonymous No.15099478]

>>15099406
I mean, she could just not eat it. Or can she not even stand the sight or smell of it?

[Anonymous No.15099480]

>>15099465
also, yes getting together!

[Anonymous No.15099488]

Im having thanksgiving at my house with my wife, brother and parents. Im doing the turkey and gravy, scalloped corn, a vegetable casserole. Dad is making mashes potatoes. He thinks he is awesome at making them. They are just OK. Mom is making sweet potatoe caserole. Brother is bringing rolls and pumpkin pie. Wife is making deviled eggs. It will be a fucking feast

[strawman !!9eSatjbJatr No.15099495]

>>15099478
Well she's cooking so she won't prepare it. My wife's family is very particular about food.

[Anonymous No.15099520]

>>15099465
You can make deviled eggs or some kind of jello casserole the day before

[Anonymous No.15099525]

>>15099495
Lol get a new family

[Anonymous No.15099537]

Best holiday coming up

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.15099546]

>>15098749
I like that there will be a bunch of NFL games to watch on a Friday morning. Might make a turkey sandwich to yank it up.

[Anonymous No.15099548]

>>15099460
Got the windows open and I'm loving every minute of it.

[Anonymous No.15099583]

>>15098749
I’m having a get together with my main family, my moms boyfriend, and my uncle daddy, I think it’s about 8 people. We are having a turkey with several different sides and it’s exciting because I’m making a jello salad. Should be fun, I’m doing deviled eggs too if you guys have a good recipe

[Anonymous No.15099596]

It's only me and my wife this. Normally we have our parents over but they declined this year because they're scared we'll kill them off for the economy

[Anonymous No.15099603]

>>15099548
Ive been there. Love Vancouver Island. The city of Vancouver seemed like every other city

[Anonymous No.15099606]

>>15099583
>uncle daddy
Come again?

[Anonymous No.15099617]

Anyone got a good macaroni salad recipe?

[Anonymous No.15099624]

>>15099583
My wife mixes the yolks with mayo, mustard and worcestershire in the kitchen aid. She sprinkles paprika on them when they are done. She just eyeballs everything and has me taste it and make adjustments

[Anonymous No.15099632]

>>15098749
Everything in this thread sounds delicious! I hope it all comes out perfect!

UwU

[Anonymous No.15099649]

Im in charge of the mac n cheese. Gonna make a bechamel and melt the cheese in it. Still deciding on my cheese blend. I know I want white American and gruyere in it but I want a third cheese. Any suggestions anons?

[Anonymous No.15099652]

>>15099603
Love the mountains, hate the city, but I make it all work by living in the racist white neighbourhood.

[Anonymous No.15099654]

I'm making my mom's stuffing. Calls for so much sage, your toots reek for a week.

[Anonymous No.15099667]

>>15099606
It’s a funny name for my grandpas best friend. I know him well and I really am attached to him in the familiar sense. I think of him as an uncle and since my dad isn’t around he is a male figure. The name uncle daddy is also funny
>>15099624
That sounds good, I’ll make sure to try it out. I usually use sour cream

[Anonymous No.15099669]

>>15099649
Vermont cheddar! Authentic American!

[Anonymous No.15099672]

>>15098749
>coronavirus general
Are americans really this retarded

[Anonymous No.15099676]

>>15099649
smoked cheese of your choice. that smoke flavor really make it anon

[Anonymous No.15099684]

>>15099649
Id do cheddar and careful with the gruyere I made it once with a funky one and it stunk up the mac and cheese. Very off putting

[Anonymous No.15099686]

>>15099624
mayo, sweet relish, bit of mustard and top with a sprinkle of cayenne

[Anonymous No.15099689]

>>15099667
Be honest, at what age did "Uncle Daddy" stop touching you?

[Anonymous No.15099720]

>>15099672
Our virus numbers are going to go nuts. I personally am just going to be with people Im already around. I would guess lots of college kids are bringing home a cough

[Anonymous No.15099760]

>>15099689
I met him presumably when I was born he was first called uncle daddy when my little brother thought he was our new dad. He is going to prison for touching but it was a 35 year old he’s never done anything to me

[Anonymous No.15099798]

>>15099760
Need some clarification. Is uncle daddy a rapist?

[Anonymous No.15099828]

>>15099798
Not really. The 35 year old was mentally ill so she couldn’t consent despite wanting it and her parents and therapist signing off on it. The institution is filing charges and he is facing 5 years in prison so I want his potential last thanksgiving (he’s 63) to be special

[Anonymous No.15099838]

bro and ma quarantined due to bro having covid (he's aight)
having solo thanksgiving with gramma
we're deciding what to make over text now.
I wanted to make a spinach fall harvest salad to bring.

[Anonymous No.15100041]

>>15099838
What are you guys having?

[None !!+dVS+n1jpB0 No.15100140]

I have small butterball turkey taking it to be hickory pit smoked tomorrow

[Anonymous No.15100380]

>>15099465
>>15099488
Sound comfy. Similar to mine.

Dad's smoking a small turkey and ham. making dressing and green beans. Moms making mash potatoes and helping me but it's not like I gotta do much. Small gathering w my parents and lil brother. Drug addict older brothers may or may not show up. So 4-6 people.

I only care about making pies. It's the only reason I care about the holiday. Gonna make chocolate pecan pie, apple pie, pumpkin cheesecake, sweet potato pie, and sweet potato cornbread.

[Anonymous No.15100445]

Just immediate family this year, though I think my 2nd son is coming. He's kind of a flake, so he'll probably show up for pie, and leftovers to take with him. We're having turkey, cornbread stuffing, gravy, homemade mashed potatoes, greenbeans with bacon and slivered almonds, roasted corn salad, cranberry jelly, sweet potato casserole, rolls, and homemade pumpkin pie. I might do roasted carrots with a ginger marmalade glaze. Maybe. I'll probably make cinnamon rolls on Wed, for breakfast on Thursday.

[Anonymous No.15100468]

>>15100380
Sweet potatoe cornbread?

[Anonymous No.15100536]

>>15099520
i like this idea. thanks anon

[Anonymous No.15100570]

>>15100536
My mom used to make some kind of jello thing with straeberries cream cheese and a pretzel crust.

[Anonymous No.15100681]

>>15100570
sounds interesting... i could see that being pretty good

[Anonymous No.15100741]

who here /weed/ on thanksgiving? what yall do to hide it from your family?

[Anonymous No.15100753]

>>15100570
this is one of my favorite old lady recipes. It's this one right?? https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/strawberry-pretzel-dessert/

[Anonymous No.15100780]

I have to cook turkey, ham, roast beef, 5 sides and 3 desserts by my self for my family.

[Anonymous No.15100833]

>go to thanksgiving
>no one wants you there

[Anonymous No.15100868]

>>15100753
I think so. Im midwest and when the old church ladies say Ill make a salad they shoow up with gems like this. Its dying out. There is a small town near me that does a funfraising thing twice a year with homemade chicken and noodles with hommemade rolls, your choice of a salad and desert twice a year

[Anonymous No.15100887]

>>15100868
there is a cook book called "The Southern Sympathy Cookbook" that has a lot of old church lady recipes in it. The strawberry pretzel salad is not among them, but there is some choice old lady goodness in there.

[Anonymous No.15100929]

>>15100041
Sounds like some turkey, oyster stuffing, aforementioned spinach fall harvest salad and some mashed potatos. And gram's choice for dessert, I'm not much of a cake n pie expert so she'll choose something good.

Small, and easy. Neither of us want much leftovers or that many dishes. :)

[Anonymous No.15100930]

>>15100887
I will check it out. I remember going to funerals as a little kid and having the best cheesy potatoes and ham Ive ever had. This was in small Iowa towns in the early 80s

[Anonymous No.15100936]

I'm making oyster dressing and my 93 year old maw maw wants it cooked inside the turkey so I cannot fry it like I normally do. I also think I'm going to make either potato salad or Mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.15100941]

>>15100929
You are the first person besides myself I've seen to make oyster stuffing. Old family recipe? Where in the south you from??

[Anonymous No.15100949]

>>15099495
you should make a " special" pie for your granny. hehe. it should be have something gross in it. hehe. your cum or poo would be in the pie, but she would perhaps enjoy the pie. hehe. when you tell her, you can't wait to see the looks on her face, eating the "special pie

[Anonymous No.15100965]

I thought I was spending another Thanksgiving alone getting shithoused but was invited to a friendsgiving last night. What's the side dish to make that will blow everyone's tits off?

[Anonymous No.15100966]

tested a pumpkin pie filling recipe with winter squash puree i had in my freezer
the recipe was good
i used one more egg than called for because my puree was runny and I thought it wouldn't bind into a custardy filling. in hindsight i think it would have worked without a third egg.
graham + cookie crust made me realize i want a flaky pastry crust.
also realized I'm out of ground ginger so I'll be getting that next week. hopefully there's some left.

i also tested a mashed potato recipe today since I'm ironically not good at making them. it wasn't as exciting to take a photo of anyway.

[Anonymous No.15100974]

>>15098749
Normally we all get together at Grandma's but she cancelled it because of COVID. My and my mom wanted to make Turducken but we'll just have Turkey instead.

[Anonymous No.15100990]

>>15100941
My family on that side is from the southeast Ohio hills, so not very southern, I didn't really even know that was a southern thing. Maybe she even poached it from a cookbook or something ;)

My uncle lived in Virginia for a long time, working for the feds and might have introduced it to her as well.

[Anonymous No.15101010]

>>15100990
>Oysters
>Ohio
I'm more curious than ever now. I'm from southern Mississippi and the only people I've seen talk about it are southerners. What's the recipe like if you don't mind me asking? We use stale french bread that's been cubed and soaked in chicken broth.

[Anonymous No.15101028]

>>15100887
Im buying the book right now. Thanks homie!

[Anonymous No.15101031]

We're doing our usual: turkey, mashed potatoes, cheesy potatoes, green bean casserole, deviled eggs, macaroni salad, and hopefully my sister's boyfriend brings over some desserts (his dad's a retired baker and takes any excuse to shove a bunch of pies on people)

[Anonymous No.15101114]

>>15100966
look i put it under a glass haha

[Anonymous No.15101123]

>>15101028
right on! It is one of my favorites, I hope you enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.15101127]

>>15101010
Nah, it's nothing like that. Kinda sounds like yours is a lot more traditional of a preparation. It has celery, bread cubes, oysters as far as I can remember. There's probably more. It does taste like it has some kind of stock element.

From the gulf south huh? I hear some places are kinda nice like mobile. Never been to that part of the country.

[Anonymous No.15101132]

>>15098749
no gathering anon, microwave your tv dinner

[Anonymous No.15101155]

>>15098749
heh

[Anonymous No.15101156]

>>15101132
Please fuck off you sperging right-wing retard. Don't ruin a wholesome thread with your filth.

[Anonymous No.15101162]

>>15100965
I'd probably bring a black berry or apple pie.

Green bean casserole is easy and always good.

[Anonymous No.15101174]

>>15101114
Would gobble em all down anon

[Anonymous No.15101182]

>>15100965
Oh, deviled eggs

[Anonymous No.15101208]

>>15101127
>places are kinda nice like mobile
Really depends on what part you live in could be nice or could be close to ghetto trash or redneck trash. I've been to Sydney Ohio it was nice enough for a small town. Yeah my grandmother's mother use to make it and I got the recipe from her. I was just surprised to see another person mention it.

[Anonymous No.15101213]

>>15100965
grean bean cass of roll

[Anonymous No.15101238]

>>15101208
I guess that makes sense, like anywhere else. There's some real fuckin' loonies in ohio, too.
I'm from a bigger city in Ohio myself, my grandma still lives in the hilly part.

Well, I hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving and maybe any hot tips on oyster dressing from a recipe holder such as yourself would be greatly appreciated.

[Anonymous No.15101328]

>>15101238
Idk how you cook the oyster but we boil em with some the juices of the oyster save the water and juices after you boil em and pour it over the stuffing after you got it all mixed together, not all of it but enough to moisten it.

[Anonymous No.15101332]

>>15101238
And thanks hope your Thanksgiving goes well too

[Anonymous No.15101379]

>>15099457
Anon, the pilgrims likely ate ducks too on Thanksgiving. Eels as well.

[Anonymous No.15101406]

>>15098749
I'm an essential worker and one of my family members has a severe health complication, so I'm going over to my boyfriend's instead. His parents are in the middle of a divorce so I'm prepping for an absolute shitshow.

He's making mac and cheese, I'm making pumpkin pie and apple pie. I'm making double of each pie so I have ones for home, as I'll leave the pies we bring with his family so they can enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.15101408]

Anyone here ever cook a goose before?
I'm really tempted to get my first one and slow cook it, but apparently it's very greasy.
Other than that my checklist is
>Turkey most likely
>Cornbread from scratch
>Apple Pie with cinnamon roll crust
>Mixed Berry Tart
It's my first year making a somewhat-full dinner.

[Anonymous No.15101420]

>>15101406
Catcher or pitcher?

[Anonymous No.15101448]

>>15101420
I'm pegging him with a strap-on tonight, so take your pick, I suppose. For my apple pie, I have orchard apples I hand-picked a month ago. Northern Spy and Golden Delicious.

[Anonymous No.15101459]

>>15101448
Is your pp really that tiny you have use a strap on?

[Anonymous No.15101568]

please just stay at home for your own safety.

eating in front of a webcam on a zoom call to your family will have to suffice this year.

stay at home, save lives. Im not going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.15101585]

>>15101568
Nigger, stop spamming this shit in every thanksgiving thread. Nobody gives a fuck about the chinkflu.

[Anonymous No.15101586]

Smoking a bird(turkey)

[Anonymous No.15101685]

So I live alone and have family (mother and brother) coming over; going to very low key. How does this sound for a spread?

Oven roasted game hens (2, standard poultry seasoning)
Roasted yams (cumin, garlic, pepper)
Mac and cheese (cheddar, monterey, cream cheese, mustard powder)
Roasted veg (asparagus, carrot, squash, onion, brussels sprout; garlic, pepper, lemon dressed)
Cornbread dressing (sausage, celery, onion, thyme, sage, parsley)
Pumpkin pie (tradish recipe)

[Anonymous No.15101691]

>>15098749
gobble gobble

[Anonymous No.15101695]

>>15101685
>mustard powder in mac and cheese
Why?

[Anonymous No.15101697]

please just stay at home for your own safety.

there are many domestic terrorist groups like pantifa or Burn Loot Murder causing mayhem all over the country.

[Anonymous No.15101708]

>>15101695

Pretty common, adds additional depth in flavor.

[Anonymous No.15101716]

>>15101708
Fair enough, it just seems like it would add an unsavory tangy/sour flavor. Although I just hate mustard personally.

[Anonymous No.15101728]

>>15098749
we got a spiral cut ham and have been eating that this week. holy shit I love ham. gonna do a full spread for thanksgiving. I managed to find a 10 lb bird. I am going to disassemble it and do smoked turkey breasts and smoked drumsticks. my roommates work at target and have to go in to do overnight stocking for black friday so I might do thanksgiving on wednesday so we have all of the food to snack on throughout thursday

[Anonymous No.15101741]

>>15099649
if it's baked mac do cheddar and a bit of gruyere if it's not baked mac then you're okay to go with white american

[Anonymous No.15101742]

>>15099457
I bet you don't even eat eel, why do you hate our ancestors?

[Anonymous No.15101753]

>>15101114
how do you keep the powdered sugar from getting wet and disappearing on the top?

[Anonymous No.15101772]

The fuck is worth celebrating anymore? Are you just that desperate to pretend things will be ok again one day?

[Anonymous No.15101776]

>>15101772
Being alive in the greatest country inn the greatest time. Why are doomers so low iq?

[Anonymous No.15101793]

>>15101776
>Being alive
Cockroaches are alive too. I don't see mere existence as some sort of gift
>Greatest country
No.
>Greatest time
Oh, it's 1982? Weird, I could have sworn it's 2020 and everything has gone to shit.

[Anonymous No.15101798]

>>15101772
Im thankful my family is safe and we can still truck along and eat bird and be happy

[Anonymous No.15101803]

>>15101793
>1982
Okay nigger. I'm glad you see yourself on the same level as a cockroach. Hope you have a happy Hanukkah

[Anonymous No.15101804]

>>15101772
Life is tough anon. That's exactly why you should feast & get drunk.

[Anonymous No.15101806]

>>15101776
>inn the greatest time.
Anon this is a horrible time to be alive and not because of some disease

[Anonymous No.15101807]

>>15101798
What the fuck is there to be happy about? Seriously, one fucking thing.

God, hopium fags are the worst.

[Anonymous No.15101815]

>>15101804
I can get drunk or do a line of blow or chew a couple narcos whenever I want. But that doesn't make life any more worth living, let alone give cause for celebration.

[Anonymous No.15101816]

>>15101716

Powdered mustard doesnt have that tang, it just provides the spicy notes. That tang comes from the vinegar they put in to mustard condiments.

[Anonymous No.15101817]

>>15101806
Sure thing buddy I totally believe you we should all cry and slitour wrists>>15101807
This nigger is so right it's doooooooooooooom

[Anonymous No.15101820]

>>15101817
Do whatever you want, just stop fucking pretending it's good to be alive.

[Anonymous No.15101831]

>>15101816
>That tang comes from the vinegar they put in to mustard condiments.
Huh, I never knew that. And it's weird because I like the taste of vinegar.

[Anonymous No.15101834]

>>15101820
>Pretending it's good to be alive
O I'm laffin

[Anonymous No.15101840]

>>15101820
How old are you 25? I'm sure it sucks for you but that doesn't mean everyones life is miserable and sad so fuck off with your doom and gloom

[Anonymous No.15101849]

>>15101840
I'm 35 you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.15101850]

>>15101695
sad this photo didn't turn out. I went and dug up some mac and cheese recipes. the revised mccall's cookbook uses mustard powder in its mac and cheese. I have a pile of american cookbooks and this pic has better homes and gardens, betty crocker, southern living, mccall's cookbook, and one of ree drummond's shitty books. I could probably find 7 or 8 other recipes if I dug around a bit more.

the best way I think to make it is to make the white roux then set it aside and then heat up milk with spices (paprika, cloves, onion, bay leaf) in it before sieving the hot milk into the cold roux. that way you avoid overcooking the roux and you can add more seasoning to the base.

[Anonymous No.15101867]

>>15101834
What's so good about it? What is there to look forward to anymore?

[Anonymous No.15101876]

>>15101849
Even cringier. Where your life go so wrong? Not breastfed? Daddy didn't but you and play catch? Keep your sad shit to yourself this is a thread about Thanksgiving not my life is shit and I'ma make this thread shit too. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.15101883]

>>15098749
>Family wants everybody to wear masks at Thanksgiving and Christmas

I think I'll stay home rather than have memory of 2020's masked holiday season.
And if it's still like this in 2021? Suicide is probably a viable option if they haven't killed me already for refusing a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.15101882]

>>15101867
Cooking food

[Anonymous No.15101932]

>>15101876
>this is a thread about Thanksgiving
It's a thread about desperate fags looking to ignore reality and play pretend.

[Anonymous No.15101942]

>>15101883
>And if it's still like this in 2021? Suicide is probably a viable option
Brush up on your noose tying anon, because it's gonna be even worse next year.

[Anonymous No.15102266]

>>15101932
I'm glad you're miserable that's something for me to be thankful about get fucked

[Anonymous No.15102276]

I got invited over to a friend's house to have thanksgiving with their family. I want to bring something that everyone can enjoy but I have no idea what. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.15102278]

>>15101942
We got rid of the virus in our country & to keep it that way we'll have to keep the borders closed forever. The second part is what American conservatives fail to see.

[Anonymous No.15102299]

>>15102276
Mashed potatoes, a pie or other dessert, alcohol

[Anonymous No.15102373]

How do I brine a turkey if I have a family member who gets really dizzy from eating salty foods? Any other alternatives to make it juicy as fuck?

[Anonymous No.15102529]

>>15102278
>to keep it that way we'll have to keep the borders closed forever
Lol ok North Korea.

[Anonymous No.15102694]

>>15099828
wtf

[Anonymous No.15102781]

>>15101691
I came here for this, thanks gobbleposter

[Anonymous No.15103034]

>>15101568
Fuck you. You’re letting China win by killing an American tradition. I hope you either see the light or burn in a house fire. ;)

[Anonymous No.15103038]

Anyone here make Funeral Potatos for thanksgiving?

[Anonymous No.15103063]

My mom used to make this amazing desert but she hasn't in years. Posting it in case anyone wants to try it.
>Pineapple chunks in juice
>Sliced banannas
>Sliced marachino cherries
>Blueberries
>Strawberries
Mix it all together in a baking dish, freeze it in the freezer. It's tasty. Also makes tasty ice cubes for drinks.

[Anonymous No.15103067]

>>15099828
What the fuck? That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.15103091]

>>15101685
Where are the taters, precious? But seriously, sounds like a good spread. My grandpa hated turkey so my grandma made him a cornish game hen every Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.15103345]

So I plan on making a small amount of normal things for just my girlfriend and I, turkey, rolls, dressing, peas, gravy, nothing too fancy. I will make enough to put in containers that I can drop off for some family members. What are some other things that make good leftovers and store well? Or something easy to make ahead of time? Mashed potatoes and creamed corn come to mind.

[Anonymous No.15103353]

>>15103345
It doesn't have to be this way anon, stand up to the memeflu, they are trying to destroy the nuclear family. BLM admitted it.

[Anonymous No.15103410]

>>15103353
So, are you making Orange Fool to celebrate Thxgiving?

[Anonymous No.15103647]

>>15101753
lmao it actually did get wet and disappear a few min after i posted

[Anonymous No.15103650]

MODS why is this racist shit stickied???

[Anonymous No.15104000]

>>15103650

/ck/ is part of the based ethnostate. Vacate immediately, illegal scum.

[Anonymous No.15104015]

>>15098749
I'm doing turkey, mashed potatoes, green beans, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, turkey breast, stuffing, and stuffing. I've never made most of these things before. It's just me, my gf, and a coworker who has no family.

[Anonymous No.15104046]

>>15104015
Adding that this coworker is from Europe and his only other Thanksgving was with vegans. Anything I should make sure to show him?

>>15101685
That sounds good. Mashed potatoes are a nice make-ahead add-on if you'd like.

>>15101695
Like nutmeg, it adds just a little contrast that makes the whole thing taste better.

>>15101772
It's a harvest feast, which is something just about every culture with a harvest season has. There have been much worse times in history. Most of human history has been super bleak. Still, we celebrate the good.

>>15102276
Ask the hostess (especially if it will need to be reheated) but mashed potato travels well. If that's taken, I suggest pie with an infused whipped cream (get a dispenser).

>>15103038
No, but post recipe.

[Anonymous No.15104076]

>>15098749
Can I still celebrate Thanksgiving even if I'm not American or live there?

[Anonymous No.15104098]

>>15103034
China outnumbers us 4:1, but sure, THIS is the straw that breaks the camel's back. LOL!

[Anonymous No.15104166]

>>15104098

Yet 50% of them live in rural farm areas.

[Anonymous No.15104214]

>>15098749
>what's everybody cooking?
Going to be doing stuffing and giblet gravy at all my stops Thanksgiving day because for some reason the arcane art of combining roo and offal is lost to everyone except me since dads mom passed
>what are your plans with family?
Lunch with moms parents, turkey and mashed potatoes and pie. A quick stop to some of the cousins on moms side with a token effort to eat after grammy's. Second cousins to say hi and have some whisky while we catch up. Stumble a few houses down to see some friends that I really only get to see during the holidays. Dinner with dad and his sisters and the cousins and the nieces and nephews and the friends of the family and etc with a massive spread of everyones dish to pass and a full bar

[Anonymous No.15104515]

hope everybody has a fun thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.15104589]

>>15104166
and many live in nice areas too

[Anonymous No.15104599]

>>15104589
note: burger robot takes its own temperature every 20 milliseconds, so it is impossible for it to contract covid without immediately knowing

[Anonymous No.15104644]

>>15104589
You have never been to China. Its a colossal shithole with worse living conditions than most ghettos.

[Anonymous No.15104866]

Can you buy a whole turkey outside of thanksgiving season?

[Anonymous No.15105796]

>>15102373
Just use less salt. Juiciness is more about the temperature you cook it to

[Anonymous No.15105867]

>>15103067
I know. I hope justice wins and he can stay around but it looks grim. His trial has been rescheduled 13 times he was supposed to go in last summer. They don’t have anything on him besides a pile of money and the testimony of the mentally ill

[Anonymous No.15106018]

i wonder if there will be a spike in suicides on thanksgiving this year
it's usually my favorite holiday, but am doing it alone because of the coof
i think many will be in a similar position
it will be sad to be alone on a day that normally gives me so much happiness
:(

[Anonymous No.15106103]

>>15103067
The anon you're replying to 100% doesn't know the facts of the criminal case. Sounds like the uncle molested someone, and the family is rationalizing uncle's behavior as they side with him. Happens all the time unfortunately. You see wives supporting husbands despite the husband being convicted of child rape, multiple victims, etc.

[Anonymous No.15106123]

Just me, my wife, and daughter. Wife's a vegetarian so I'm just going with a breast instead of full turkey.

In addition to the usual fixings, I'm adding a carrot pot pie and corn fritters to the menu. I've had the fritters before, and they're really fucking good. Thought they fit with the harvest theme.

[Anonymous No.15106326]

>>15106103
I’m the family and he has about a 50/50 chance of going to prison because of how messed up the case is. The person saying they were raped is a schizo and he is an old man with no record. There is proof she was not raped but whatever he is poor and has shit lawyers. I think personally it will last indefinitely because of how much it was rescheduled

[Anonymous No.15106560]

>>15103063
You literally just throw them all in a pan and freeze it? Nothing gets blended or whatever? How is it served apart from as ice cubes?

[Anonymous No.15106597]

>>15099652
KYS

[Anonymous No.15106623]

thanksgiving is still over a week away? why the fuck have you retards been posting about it for two weeks already, stupid fucking americans...

[Anonymous No.15106628]

>>15100780
I believe in you anon

>not getting help from the family
Disgusting. The whole family has to pitch in to help if they wanna eat.

[Anonymous No.15106663]

>>15106103
>Happens all the time unfortunately.
Hey true that. My extended family has some black sheep due to 1 shitty aunt out of 7 siblings.
My cousin went to prison for looting after a hurricane, but the family rationalized it as getting supplies for his family (because his wife and kids needed liquor).
While he was in prison, his wife died of a heart attack at 34. Heroin does indeed stop your heart.
It wasn't until their kids got older and started talking about their experiences that the rest of my family got on the "these people are garbage" train. My cousin's daughter was being pimped out by the mother for drugs, starting at age 10. The younger ones were fostered by different aunts and uncles. Of course, that was rationalized away as my cousin was an innocent, his cunt wife was the one addicted to drugs.

[Anonymous No.15106689]

With the exception of my brother not being able to come this year, it's a normal thanksgiving for us. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, some other stuff I'm forgetting

[Anonymous No.15107449]

>>15098749
I am cooking a cowboy casserole to bring. Basically tater tot casserole with cheese, bacon, ground beef, cream of mushroom, corn, and chopped white onion. The recipe typically calls for sour cream as well. Like 1/4 cup, but I cook it without, and it makes no real difference..

[Anonymous No.15107774]

>>15098749
I'll be making the meal by myself, grandpa is basically dead (94), my mom is a menopausal bitch and my younger sister has no interest in cooking. Now that I think about it, I might spend thanksgiving with my dads side of the family to spite her.

[Anonymous No.15107957]

>stepmom gonna be cooking for Thanksgiving
>making the stuffing and yam casserole I love
Her turkey is always dry. Frankly, I've never had a good Thanksgiving turkey in my life.

[Anonymous No.15107960]

>>15107449
>tater-tot casserole
Fucking gross

[Anonymous No.15108080]

>>15107449
do americans really...

[Anonymous No.15108265]

>>15106560
Slice it up and eat like a cake. It not being blended makes it so you get different textures with every bite. The frozen banannas are my favorite part.

[Anonymous No.15108294]

>>15107449
I'll happily eat some unhealthy ass shit when left to my own devices, but this honestly doesn't even look appealing to me. Mushy tots steamed by the meat under them, and too much salt. I dunno. Maybe I'd love it in person, but it's yucking me out right now.

>>15107957
Tell her you had a sudden interest in cooking and want to help out. Spatchcock the turkey, rub herb butter under the skin, cook it to perfection, and then have to deal with your stepmom's barely-contained resentment when everyone loves the turkey "so much more than previous years."

[Anonymous No.15108311]

>>15108294
Just crisp the tots with cheese separately and put on top after everything cooks and eat fast

[Anonymous No.15108345]

>>15104046
Cube up some potatoes, mix together 2 cups of sour cream, a can of Cream Of Chicken Soup, 1/2 cup of butter, 1 tsp of salt and Onion powder, about 1 and 1/2 to 2 pounds of shredded cheese typically chedder but something like pepper jack might be good. Put the cubed potatoes in the mixture and mix together. Melt some butter, only a little maybe one or two pats, crush up some ritz crackers or corn flakes. Pour butter on the corn flakes or crackers and stir them. Put potato mixture in a baking dish and top with crackers/corn flakes. Bake at 350 for about 45 minutes.

[Anonymous No.15108366]

>>15099382
Suck his dick after the meal

[Anonymous No.15108389]

>>15104076
Why not? We aren't gonna stop you, unless you plan on celebrating Thanksgiving by discovering a fuckton of oil.

[Anonymous No.15108416]

>>15106103
Not necessarily. When I was a kid we had a similar scenario happen to a person who was renting a room in our house. His mom in law accused him of molesting some kid in his family. It was all an extortion scheme from his mother in law to try an force him to divorce her daughter. I saw the emails and everything. Dude spent 2 fucking years in jail awaiting trial when even the kid he supposedly molested said he didn't do it.

[Anonymous No.15108439]

>>15100949
why are white people like this?

[Anonymous No.15108453]

>>15098749
how many calories are you guys eating? probably gonna eat 5k plus

[Anonymous No.15109404]

>>15098749
The lockdowns are back, and since I don't have COVID immunity like Democrats and BLM that means Thanksgiving is cancelled. So I'll be staying home and cooking a turkey for the first time ever.
What are some newbie tips and common beginner mistakes for cooking a turkey?
Also how much meat do you get from a 15-lb frozen turkey?

[Anonymous No.15109408]

>>15109404
Just throw out the dark meat you should be able to polish off the rest in 5 days

[Anonymous No.15109720]

>>15108345
Thank you so much. I'll be making this for my next potluck. Everyone brings regional potluck foods to share.

[Anonymous No.15109726]

>>15099382
friendsgiving is more fun than regular thanksgiving anyway
sounds fun

[Anonymous No.15109730]

Loling at the people that won't be spending time with their family because of the Wuflu scare mongering.

[Anonymous No.15109733]

>>15098749
>General

[Anonymous No.15109799]

>>15098749
Pow. Crush up some oreos

[Anonymous No.15109811]

>>15109799
Pow drop in cup or cup and half toffee bits then one full block cream cheese

[Anonymous No.15109829]

>>15109811
Roll into balls and chill in fridge while you melt semi sweet or dark chocolate in pot.

[Anonymous No.15109839]

>>15109811
why not just buy some coke and eat a pound bag of sugar?

[Anonymous No.15109844]

I want to rape and murder Adam's son in front of him. I want to slice his fingers one at a time with a dull kitchen knife that he shills and stuff them deep inside his boypussy and fill the room with agonizing scream.
Once I finish stuffing him I want to slice his balls off his scrotum and feed them to him, an then slice his throat and behead him and start fucking his gaping esophagus and marinade his little tummy with my thick batter. Afterwards I want to butter baste his lifeless torso and roast it in the oven like a Thanksgiving rurkey.

[Anonymous No.15109846]

>>15109839
You have that along with it

[Anonymous No.15109869]

Took my turkey and ham out this morning, the thaw begins. Only 11lbs so should be plenty thawed for Thursday. I'm excited, last time I cooked a turkey I made stock from the carcass for turkey noodle soup, shit was delicious.

[Anonymous No.15109882]

>>15109844
Why? That's not very nice.

[Anonymous No.15109887]

My family Thanksgiving was cancelled, so my wife and I are pretty excited to spend our first Thanksgiving by ourselves. I'll be cooking turkey tenders, gravy, GBC, and pumpkin cheesecake. My wife is in charge of the stuffing and mashed potatoes. Should be a fun time, we'll eat way too much and then lay around all day. Gonna miss my parents and brothers but, what can you do.

[Anonymous No.15110032]

>>15099382
what mac anon?

[Anonymous No.15110035]

>>15099383
why cant you make food for you and your son?

[Anonymous No.15110108]

>>15101408
Goose and duck are an exclusively dark meat bird. Stuff the cavity to ensure moistness. Good strong herbs to bright it up senpai.

[Anonymous No.15110124]

>>15110108
I was watching Ramsay make a goose and a turkey on YT, and saw him stuff the turkey with a lemon and then reuse that lemon when making the gravy along with some apple cider.

[Anonymous No.15110127]

>>15106018
>i wonder if there will be a spike in suicides on thanksgiving this year
Absolutely, but you won't hear about it for awhile. Christmas will be more of the same. Suicides usually peak around this time of year anyways and, let's be honest, a lot more people have nothing left to look forward to anymore. Well, nothing good anyway.

[Anonymous No.15110131]

the perfect bread for thanksgiving. make the perfect bite

[Anonymous No.15110157]

>>15110124
Yeah, i would reuse anything that doesnt need to be wasted. Probably makes for a terrific fruity pan sauce.

Either way, goose is a highly underrated bird for the holidays. Meant for a smaller family gathering, but way more traditional European holiday vibes. Not necessarily thanksgiving, though.

[Anonymous No.15110190]

>>15101568
What if I'm woke though? Does being woke still make me immune to coronavirus?
>>15101585
wow anon, this comment was very un-woke. This is why you have to be on lockdown while the rest of us are free to have a crowded Thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.15110194]

>>15110157
>goose is a highly underrated bird for the holidays.
it's cuz it's more expensive though isn't it? Although I guess for a special occasion the extra few dollars doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.15110230]

>>15109730
lolling at all the MAGAfags that will end up getting their grandparents killed because they think the virus is a hoax

[Anonymous No.15110235]

>>15109730
>>15110230
Can you anons talk about cooking? If not go away.

[Anonymous No.15110245]

I'm tasked with making a side dish of some sort yet again. My dad likes to lean into our Polish/Eastern European heritage during the holidays so I started searching there. Came across a recipe that looked good but I'm still trying to brainstorm before we go shopping tonight. Might even try to make a second thing that's pretty simple. Maybe some kind of dessert since no one ever really makes one and we end up buying a pumpkin pie or something. If anyone has any ideas/thoughts I'd be glad to hear them.

Recipe I was talking about btw: https://www.polishyourkitchen.com/polishrecipes/recipe-buckwheat-wildmushroom-smoked-cheese-tart-tarta-z-kasza-gryczana-grzybami-i-serem-wedzonym/

[Anonymous No.15110274]

Anyone else ever make the White Castle stuffing recipe?

[Anonymous No.15110574]

>>15098749
Hi /ck/, It’s been a long time since I’ve cooked a turkey and I’m looking for a review of my planned method. Any tips or critique would be appreciated. 12 lb bird.
>brine 18 hrs
>pat dry and slather with herb butter, under the breast skin as well
>stuff lemon, onion, apple and more herbs in the cavity
>place on bed of carrots, celery and onions in roasting pan
>roast at 325 for about 3 hrs, tented with foil for first half
>no basting
>make giblet gravy

[Anonymous No.15110592]

What can I bring to a friend’s dinner party thing? It’s a girl I’ve been seeing but I’ve never met her friend group. Trying to make something I can bring/reheat easily without seeming like a kiss-ass. She knows I cook well, this is potentially a bf-test. Please help

[Anonymous No.15110632]

>>15101772
Oh boo hoo, you had one uncomfortable year in your entire life, get over it.

[Anonymous No.15110676]

any tips for mac and cheese, attempting for first time.

[Anonymous No.15110685]

>>15110676
Use at least two types of cheese, I like cheddar gruyere and Parmesan. Butternut squash Mac and cheese has a holiday vibe.

[Anonymous No.15110716]

>>15110274
that sounds great but I would stuff it with the frozen burgers without cutting them up

[Anonymous No.15110849]

>>15101932
>Larping as a 30 something

This is an 18+ website unless if you really are that much of good for nothing

Eat some bird

[Anonymous No.15110859]

Is this a decent port wine w/ dessert? We'll be having berry cheesecake and pecan pie.

[Anonymous No.15110872]

Just me and the wife, we have little family very far away. I'm making a nice brunch with a massive brie en croute with apricot preserves, baked pears with candied walnuts gorgonzola and crepes with homemade lemon curd. For dinner we have a 23lb turkey that is currently brining. I'm making scratch stuffing with for the bird with plenty extra, twice baked loaded sweet potatoes with bacon and gouda, green bean casserole, roasted cauliflower. Gołąbki, and a scratch pumpkin pie. We have 2 magnums of champagne and orange juice for mimosas at brunch, and redwine plus a handle of Sobieski and cranberry juice for dinner. The tradition from previous years when I've done this sort of thing is that she gets stuffed and wasted on brunch and then I mercilessly pound every hole god drilled into her beautiful Polish frame, then I go back to cooking and she's eventually woken up to a full thanksgiving dinner before and we both consume thousands of calories and get blackout drunk and fuck and/or fight and/or vomit profusely. It's Romanesque decadence and I can't wait.

[Anonymous No.15110874]

>>15110859
pretty basic bitch but fine

[Anonymous No.15110879]

>>15110874
Thanks, we're a basic bitch family.

[Anonymous No.15110892]

fuck turkey. i moved and i can't get my hands on the same quality bird. and i don't feel like burning cash for some dry ass meat.
chicken was the original bird anyway so thats what i'm making.

[Anonymous No.15110897]

>>15098749
For whatever genius reason my mom invited more people over this year than last year
And they're not even family, just coworkers and what not and I'm not having it desu, especially because they're all nurses and should know better
I'm probably gonna drop off macaroni and cheese for her party and leave

[Anonymous No.15110898]

>>15110859
Fladgate's profile specifically is very jammy, think raisins + dried plums. I think if you're already putting berry on the cheesecake the warres otima 10 would be a better choice, since it's more burnt vanilla/caramel

[Anonymous No.15110926]

>>15101132
Go back to your containment board

[Anonymous No.15110938]

>>15101850
My guy getting ready his kitchen dungeon master setup.

[Anonymous No.15110960]

>>15110926
Go eat your tofurkey through a tiny hole in the mask you wear while completely alone in your own home. You should zoom all your friends from grinder so it feels less lonely.

[Anonymous No.15111053]

>>15110960
r u ok

[Anonymous No.15111063]

>>15101132
>not getting a hot meal from a local restaurant to help support the economy while still celebrating the holiday
absolute trash

[Anonymous No.15111084]

I’m just cooking a couple drumsticks and thighs. Any good roasting recipes/tips?

[Anonymous No.15111124]

>>15110898
Thanks, I'm going to pick that up at Bevmo.

[Anonymous No.15111180]

>>15101568
jokes on you, i want to kill my extended family

[Anonymous No.15111204]

Question for serious cooks or turkey lovers:
What happens if you:
>dry brine and slow roast a turkey
>braise various parts of a turkey
>confit a turkey
>ferment a turkey
?

[Anonymous No.15111649]

>>15110872
That's kinda based anon.

[Anonymous No.15112349]

>>15110872
Sounds fantastic, a true celebration of life. Happy Thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.15112357]

>>15110872
Sounds hot

[Anonymous No.15112498]

Who /fatfuck making his own feast/? Here's what I'm doing
>baked mac and cheese (AB recipe I've memorized at this point)
>collared/mustard greens (if I can find mustard greens)
>full spiral ham i bought and froze before corona
>cornbread chestnut plum stuffin
>roasted DUCK instead of turkey. or cornish hen, not decided yet
cranberry sauce w/ orange and some liquor
>maybe cranberry pie
i'll have food for a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.15112513]

>>15110872
kino

[Anonymous No.15112731]

>>15110592
Bring a blackberry pie you pansy

[Anonymous No.15112733]

im going to have to make the turkey (20lb) on friday because I didnt take it out of the freezer until yesterday

[Anonymous No.15112739]

>>15112498
This is the way to celebrate, even if you’re alone. The original purpose of the harvest festival was to celebrate the bounty of food and the fact that you won’t run out of food anytime soon, as countless others in human history have. Eat like a fatass and reflect on how great it is to not starve. For the following days when you eat the leftovers reflect on that again.

[Anonymous No.15112768]

>>15098749
Happy Thanksgiving, OP. Nice thread. I've got a turkey brining for several days right now, plus 2 pre-brined turkeys that I'm going to season and smoke for several hours. I've never had a brined/or/injected/or/freshly-smoked Turkey before so here I am. Unfortunately, I'm also a ketofag so here's a cheesecake recipe that i also made.
My guests are supposed to bring the gravy and cran saus but I'm autistic and have already bought backup ingredients just in case they no-show.
This is the based keto cheesecake recipe I use, except you should double the almond flour crust part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFny5hieLR8&t=307s

[Anonymous No.15112788]

>>15112733
Just use the water trick

[Anonymous No.15112835]

>>15112788
But then I can't brine it.

[Anonymous No.15112847]

>>15112835
so eat it on Friday then (bad move)

[Anonymous No.15112857]

>>15112835
Brining is a meme. Just salt it like your grandma did. It should be covered in gravy anyway so it won't be bland

[Anonymous No.15112864]

>>15108439
i don't think you want to get into a discussion about what the other races are like in comparison

[Anonymous No.15113410]

I unironically want to make a homemade version of this for Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.15113631]

HELP ME IM A RETARD
I’ll only be roasting about 5 pounds of drumsticks and thighs. Will this create enough drippings to make gravy? If not, can I cut it with chicken stock to make gravy?

[Anonymous No.15113638]

>>15113631
Yes and yes

[Anonymous No.15113647]

I couldn't wait so I made a blackberry pie today. First one very so it turned out pretty ok.

It's already midnight so I didn't have the patience to try a lattice or pattern.

[Anonymous No.15113659]

>>15098749
I'm doing a glazed ham with some scalloped potatoes, corn bread, mac and cheese, green beans, and pumpkin pie. Ham is easy which means I have more time to watch the Ravens choke again.

>>15099382
I did a friendsgiving one year, it's pretty fun. Good spread you have planned.

[Anonymous No.15113663]

>>15099649
Smoked gouda or pepper jack

[Anonymous No.15113706]

>>15113647
I was thinking of doing something like that or a mixed berry tart like pic related to go alongside my apple pie.
How is the flavor for blackberry? And what recipe?

[Anonymous No.15113793]

>>15110872
this is awesome

[Anonymous No.15113821]

>>15101114
Recipe? Looks amazing

[Anonymous No.15114341]

america was a mistake

[Anonymous No.15114358]

>>15098749
>what's everybody cooking?
Turkey, mashed potatoes, cornbread casserole, thats it. Thats all I ever really liked

>what are your plans with family?
I have a congenital heart condition. My mom and dad are both higher risk from being 60+. My one brother works with the public, the other flies across the country routinely.
My grandmother has COPD, my aunt has a failing heart, the uncle is a school busdriver (and one of the other busdrivers literally got Covid and died recently)
Everyone else who usually comes is in a similar boat, or is collateral damage.

No plans

[Anonymous No.15114366]

>>15114358
>I have a congenital heart condition. My mom and dad are both higher risk from being 60+. My one brother works with the public, the other flies across the country routinely.
>My grandmother has COPD, my aunt has a failing heart, the uncle is a school busdriver (and one of the other busdrivers literally got Covid and died recently)
>Everyone else who usually comes is in a similar boat, or is collateral damage.
>no plans
that's a lot of unnecessary words

[Anonymous No.15114371]

>>15114366
The world is filled with unnecessary things nowadays

[Anonymous No.15114374]

>>15114341
>america was a mistake

Why are you here? Not just on 4chan... not just on the Internet... but on Earth?

[Anonymous No.15114382]

>>15114374
for the same reason you americunts celebrate thanksgiving 2 weeks before it even begins

[Anonymous No.15114398]

>>15114382
dates are a social construct

[Anonymous No.15114404]

>>15114398
americans are a garbage construct

[Anonymous No.15114417]

>>15114404
You sound jealous , here have a burger

[Anonymous No.15114426]

>>15114417
no thanks im not a fat fuck amerilard

[Anonymous No.15114436]

>>15114426
Is that why you are so full of hate?

[Anonymous No.15114441]

>>15114436
yes I hate fat dumb fucks for being useless drains on society and america is full of them

[Anonymous No.15114458]

>>15114441
Why are you fat? You eat too much america cheese?

[Anonymous No.15114464]

>>15114458
I'm full of hate for amerilards, not lard. would probably end up full of lard if I lived in america though

https://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/11/30/lincoln.fitness.overweight/index.html

[Anonymous No.15114473]

>>15114464
You sound jealous , maybe get a job so you can afford food

[Anonymous No.15114487]

>>15114473
>that pic
>food
nuff said fat fuck

[Anonymous No.15114505]

>>15114487
Can't you afford some ramen its only ten cents just look around you can do it little buddy we believe in you

[Anonymous No.15114508]

>>15114505
>little buddy
correct if I was in amerifat country I would be considered small (healthy weight)

[Anonymous No.15114523]

>>15114508
Its not your fault you are short you probably suffered from malnutrition during the famine you should come to America country and get free food

[Anonymous No.15114526]

>>15114523
>not being fat means your short
classic americunt lard-arse

cope more you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.15115315]

>>15113706
It was delicious, had to follow a few extra steps from the comments though.

https://www.livewellbakeoften.com/homemade-pie-crust/

Pie crust was phenomenal. Make sure to do the optional steps of blind baking with pie weights or beans first, and then the last egg wash step. The finished pie had a flaky non soggy bottom.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/12284/blackberry-pie-i/?page=2

Added lemon juice and dotted with butter before putting top crust on. Also added an extra pint or two of blackberries, commenters were right and recipe doesn't really fill a whole pie as is.

[Anonymous No.15115472]

>>15099298
King aurthur yeast rolls are a solid choice for me

[Anonymous No.15115665]

Makign turkey green curry today with the one of the legs, turkey soup tomorrow with the other and backbone and roasting the breast on Thursday. On Saturday I'll have club sammiches and on Sunday turkey tinga.

[Anonymous No.15115802]

>>15115472
I've been checking this thread for days for a reply, ty anon

[Anonymous No.15115868]

>>15101815
you sound fun

[Anonymous No.15115928]

I'm doing a pork roast this year.

[Anonymous No.15116036]

>>15099720
>Our virus numbers are going to go nuts
Oh no, people might catch the literally common cold, that sucks.

[Anonymous No.15116052]

>>15101408
Make it a side to the turkey.
They have surprisingly little meat on them and you'll likely stick to duck in the future.

[Anonymous No.15116060]

>>15103034
American traditions are white supremacy! We must all gas the whitoids to make room for tranny POCs!

>>15110190
Yes of course, the virus differentiates between Trump rallies and BLM riots so you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.15116083]

>>15101816
Thanks, I guess that explains why my cauliflower-cheese tasted like crap with "mustard" in it. I can't get the powder here, tried using some dijon out of a bottle. Ended up going with paprika after that.

>>15101867
Bitcoin breaking new ATHs and soaring to US$300K next year. I'm gonna be a multimillionaire.

>>15102278
Actually it's the Democrats who want open borders. The conservatives were trying to shut out the Mexicans for the last four years, in case you didn't notice.

>>15102276
Deviled eggs are a crowd-pleaser and are easy. Just hardboil a bunch, slice in half, scoop out the yolks, mash the yolks up with whatever, and spoon the mixture into the yolk-holes. Arrange on a plate and DON'T DROP THE FUCKING THING ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE I DID ONE TIME.

As far as the "whatever", easiest is just mix in some Thousand Island dressing, or you can get fancy like >>15099624

[Anonymous No.15116088]

>>15114526
Thanks for keeping this thread bumped bro

[Anonymous No.15116248]

Got a few friends with either no family or covid restriction family coming over this year. What alcohol drink ideas ya'll got to turn somes frowns upsides downs?

[Anonymous No.15116271]

>>15116248
Apple cider, ginger beer, bourbon and lemon. Kentucky cider mules

[Anonymous No.15116277]

>>15116271
love you bb

[Anonymous No.15116353]

A 20 pound brined turkey, mashed potatoes, Stove Top stuffing, gravy, nothing too fancy but enough for leftovers for a couple weeks. So no need to go out getting coofed up for a couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.15116369]

>>15116248
mulled wine

[Anonymous No.15116378]

>Just had a wisdom tooth extraction yesterday
>may not be able to eat turkey on turkey day
Its unfair bros. Why did my tooth had to have to hurt so bad.

[Anonymous No.15116450]

>>15098749
Green bean casserole.
Mackerel.
Obligatory Turkey (won't be eating much of it desu).
Stuffing.
Cranberry sauce.
A Swedish thing called Jansson's Temptation.
Creamed corn.
Oven roasted root veggies.
Lobster tails and knuckle pasta.
Lox rolls.
My wife is making a pumpkin pie and my mother in-law is making cookies for dessert.

Also, I am not American, but I really love Thanksgiving. It might be my new favorite holiday since moving here.

[Anonymous No.15116549]

Only thing I was in charge of was getting the drinks and shop for a bit of food, I did quite alright. 2 bottles of bourbon, bottle of calvados, some alc nogg, and quite a few beers. Getting a bit excited.

[Anonymous No.15117068]

>>15116248
If you are in a colder state: Mulled wine.
If you are in a warmer state: Bees Knees cocktail.

[Anonymous No.15117174]

>>15103067
>>15106103
>Sounds like the uncle molested someone, and the family is rationalizing uncle's behavior as they side with him. Happens all the time unfortunately.
Lawyer here. Sounds like you're on the "all sex is rape and all men are rapists" bandwagon. A person absolutely can consent to sex and the other party still ends up getting prosecuted over it because of subsequent regret by the person who blatantly consented. Happens all the time. One of the cases we had to read during 1L Crim was a "sordid little case" (in the words of the judge who wrote the appellate opinion) in which a girl had a threesome with her regular boyfriend and another guy. While her boyfriend went to the bathroom, the other guy decided to fuck her again. A few days later she cried rape and the other guy ended up going to prison for several years because somehow he was magically supposed to have known that she "withdrew consent" after her boyfriend left the room, even though she didn't say or do anything to indicate it. Appellate court upheld the rape conviction because guys are always rapists, don't'cha know.

Another case was Gary Dotson, who was named as a rapist by some slut who got pregnant by her boyfriend but didn't want to admit it to her family. Despite the rape victim recanting and admitting that she'd lied the entire time, he was still convicted and sent to prison and refused a pardon, because the criminal justice system cannot make such mistakes, don't'cha know.

Plenty more where those came from.

[Anonymous No.15117211]

>>15117174
Something a lot of people don't get about American appeals courts it isn't really their job to reverse trial courts on facts, but mostly on law. Sometimes people rot in prison even with unambiguous proof of actual innocence, or almost as bad, have to wait years and years for all direct appeals to be exhausted before taking a whack at habeas relief. I think federal courts are better at this for systemic reasons of general competence, but you don't get to go straight there.

[Anonymous No.15117223]

My final menu for two people including myself.

Brie en Croute with apricot preserves Pear Clafoutis with lemon and basil
Cheese Blitzes with marion berrys
Mini Croque Monsieur
Bacon wrapped dates
Mixed fresh Fruit
2 magnums worth of mimosas

Dinner
23lb Turkey with cranberry apple stuffing
Loaded Twice Baked Sweet Potatoes
French Onion Green Bean Casserole Bourbon Glazed Carrots
Roasted Winter Vegetables
Roast Acorn Squash
Duchess potatoes
Giblet Gravy
Orange Cranberry Sauce
Pumpkin and Pecan pies
Red Wine, Sobieski Vodka with optional cranberry

[Anonymous No.15117236]

>>15117223
The first part was supposed to be labeled Brunch

[Anonymous No.15117267]

Turkey brines now? 5:40 cst

[Anonymous No.15117281]

>>15117211
That's not really the case, though. The appellate court decision (California, of course) was about when and whether consent is given and revoked. That's only partially a "facts" decision. At its core it is a policy decision about what standard should apply for consent.

And in California, apparently men are required to be telepathic.

[Anonymous No.15117688]

>>15107449
If you brought that fucking thing to my Thanksgiving dinner, I'd throw you out of the house by the collar.

[Anonymous No.15117836]

>>15117688
There's no way a shirt collar would support his weight and it's very doubtful his shirt has a collar.

[Anonymous No.15117870]

All right lads, this is my first time making a turkey. Should I be prepping it tomorrow? I've already been thawing it in the fridge for a few days so it should be done by Thanksgiving. But aside from that, should I add the stuffing and add the marinade/seasoning or anything tomorrow or leave it alone until Thanksgiving?

[Anonymous No.15117943]

>>15117870
Don’t stuff the turkey before cooking it, it will take much longer to cook and the white meat will dry out. You can add some aromatics like onion, apple, herbs etc to the cavity but don’t stuff it to the brim. I’ve heard you don’t want to brine more than 24 hrs but I’ve never tested it myself, I just do about 18 because it’s convenient to set it up the evening before.

[Anonymous No.15118034]

>>15098749
I’m having dinner with my family, only 5 of us so less than usual but still trying to put a nice meal together. To all anons having thanksgiving for one I hope you still can feast and be merry for the day.

Putting out some brunch mid morning
>brie en croute with fig jam and walnuts
>roasted tomatoes and shallots
>nice sheep cheese
>nuts and dried fruits
>crackers and such

Dinner will be:
>garlic habanero turkey
>maple bacon pecan sweet potato casserole
>green bean casserole
>purple cabbage and apples with bacon braised in cider
>potato salad
>cornbread stuffing
>pretzel rolls
>apple pie
>banana squash pie

[Anonymous No.15118716]

>>15116549
You should get some sparkling water or nonalcoholic nicer sodas, in glass bottles. Lemonade pairs well, as does apple cider.