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15079265 No.15079265[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

My farts smell fucking disgusting

>> No.15079272

>>15079265
moar fiber!

>> No.15079284

>>15079265
The best farts I ever smelled were when I forgot my sweatpants in the washer and they got moldy and wore them anyway.

>> No.15079369

>>15079272
One time I took fiber supplements and my farts smelled like the inside of an old leather box

>> No.15079460
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>>15079265
Most definitely due to having a shitty diet with no actual fucking nutrition involved.

Steak, whisky, done. Simple as.

>> No.15079490

>>15079460
I only eat organ meat, the healthiest part of the organism

>> No.15079508

>>15079265
Can you record yourself farting please?

>> No.15079521

>>15079508
No. You wouldn't get the full experience without the smell. I refuse to compromise my art. Come to my house and smell my ass in real life, put down your phone and live for once.

>> No.15079573

>>15079521
my farts are shot on 70mm, fully analogue audio, with smellovision
they are larger than life, and far outmatch your poor little braps

>> No.15079579

>>15079521
Now here's a man who knows and appreciates his craft.

>> No.15079743
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15079743

Drink this, never struggle again for the rest of your life

>> No.15079801

Hi Tay!

>> No.15079819

blessed be the asparagus eaters

>> No.15079825

>>15079265
For you