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reminder that based CHEF JOHN from food wishes dot com is the most based chef to ever live

>> No.15075529

>>15075516
I wish he was my dad.

>> No.15075530

This is the lowest effort viral marketing thread I think I ever saw on /ck/.

>> No.15075542

he talks like a gay

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>>15075516
Never forget!

>> No.15075627
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>>15075542
what did you say about him?

>> No.15075640

>>15075516
Reminder that CHEF JOHN from food wishes for com is a jew

>> No.15075669

>>15075627
I said he talks like a gay

>> No.15075670 [DELETED] 

>>15075516
test

>> No.15075677

>>15075529
this

>> No.15075681

>>15075516
that baked chicken wing recipe with the baking powder is really fucking good.

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>>15075669
as always, enjoy

>> No.15075695

>>15075530
Chef John was here before you arrived, and he'll be here after you depart.

>> No.15075782

>>15075516
Friendly reminder that he was court-martialed for unnecessary violence in Vietnam

>> No.15075811

>>15075782
source? if he was that would be insanely based

>> No.15075816

his biscotti recipe is fantastic

>> No.15075828

>>15075516
>>15075627
>>15075689
these pics were funny the first time, reusing them is pretty lame.

>> No.15075863

cayenne

>> No.15075953

I have made a handful of his recipes and they are good. I'm going to make his Past Genovese and Lomo Saltado recipes next. Wish me luck!

>> No.15075984

>>15075516
That fat faggot blocked me on Twitter when I called him out for supporting infanticide so fuck him

Seriously I unsubbed from his channel. Bro I followed you for FOOD AND COOKING not for your shit political opinions

Suck my dick Chef John

>> No.15075993

>>15075640
He looks kinda Jewish to me and he’s successful in media so that suggests so but for some reason I remember hearing he’s just Polish

>> No.15076029

A look another shitty thread advertising shit. Fuck you!
You ruin the board with your dumb threads I wish I knew where you live to beat you to death you homosexual.

>> No.15076355

>>15076029
Fucking this!!!! A fast food thread died for this~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15076370

>>15075984
>defending a woman's right to choice
Based.

>> No.15076387

>>15075516
He's too much of a lib for my taste.

>> No.15076395

>>15075984
>infanticide
go back

>> No.15076400

>>15075984
why are you even on twitter? who fucking cares about some fuck's opinions

>> No.15076544

>>15075782
What. He turned 18 in 1980, how would he be in Nam

>> No.15076822

>>15076387
Faggot

>> No.15076877

>>15075993

I think his wife is Jewish

>> No.15076883

>>15075984

>Following people outside of their element

If he was expressing political opinions on his youtube channel, sure. But you decided to follow him on twitter, you twat

>> No.15077119

>>15076822
No, you see I'm not a liberal, I dont like faggots.

>> No.15077219

I buy my produce from where I also buy my motor oil. I'm trying out deep frying chicken for the first time with his nashville recipe (with better hot sauce and 4x more cayenne), and I'll be trying out that deboned turkey with stuffing inside for Thanksgiving.

>> No.15077730

>>15076544
>thatsthejoke.jpeg

>> No.15079305

>>15075529
this

>> No.15079324

>>15075516
I heard he cuts his cocaine with cayenne before plugging his wife's ass up a special made salty batter.

>> No.15079662

I've made three of his deserts and they all turned out good but not great. I feel like I missing something. Skill, yes, but something else maybe.

>> No.15079682

>>15075611
based

>> No.15079698

>>15079324
That sounds terrible have you ever tried to smell Cayenne pepper it would absolutely decimate your nasal cavity and it's incredibly unhealthy to put anything like that up in anal cavity quite frankly I feel as though you are missing the point of cooking which is to eat it you know through your mouth

>> No.15079703

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTwBK39EWok
Making this tomorrow

>> No.15079730

>>15075516
the way this guy talks is FUCKING insane

>> No.15079788

Chef JOHN
is not a JEW
because it is rare for a Jew to be named JOHN
with an H
although there are many Jewish JONS
>>15079730
he lowers the VOLUME
while simultaneously putting emphasis on the last WORD
he does it for every sentence he SPEAKS
and it makes him UNWATCHABLE
although I'm sure many MIDWITS
find it COMFORTING.

>> No.15079796

>>15075516
Based on what?

>> No.15079879

>>15079788
fuckkk

>> No.15080423

>>15075529
this

>> No.15080468
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>Team leader standing by

>> No.15080473

>>15076370
Keep your baby murder off our cooking board. People who murder their children can afford to eat out (& you know, should try to enjoy this life before they get what's deservedly coming to them). Family men/women cook from scratch.

>> No.15081349

Hot pepper on peepee

>> No.15082819

i've been cooking for decades and i only got into him this year but yeah he's totally based
don't know how he flew under my radar for so long

>> No.15083221

>>15075516
he can't do desert for shit because his tastebuds recept sweetness different to most people

>> No.15083365

>>15075984
>you probably believe having children is morally justified

some people really just cannot into morality

>> No.15083386

When it comes to food, isn't it all about being based?
Food taste different, for where you come from, upbringing, culture, tradition! idk

>> No.15085311

>>15083365
Cope harder, little cunt

>> No.15085329

I made his mushroom risotto to pop my food wishes cherry and fuck me I love that shit. Too bad it gives you cancer.

>> No.15085383

>>15079788

bacfk to pol

>> No.15085439

>>15075516
I've only watched a handful of his videos but his beef goulash recipe is absolutely tremendously phenomenal. Seriously one of the best meals I've ever had in my life. Can't wait to make it again with the cold weather moving in.

>> No.15085503

>>15075529
I'll be your daddy, big boy. I have some meat with extra cream

>> No.15085558

Instant mashed potatoes.

>> No.15085577

>>15075782
after all, you're the XXXtencion, of not paying attention, to the Geneva Convention

>> No.15085994

>>15080468
>he's ancient and still has more dexterity with a knife than young talented people

>> No.15086213

>>15075516
I'm pretty sure he voted for Biden so that knocks him down a few points.

>> No.15086460

Word of warning; if you make his salt and pepper ribs, cut the salt in the rub by half. Yes, I used kosher salt like the recipe specified instead of iodized table shit, it was still too salty. He definitely uses less salt in the video than in the printed recipe, so I'm thinking he probably put the wrong amount in the recipe.

I suppose it's also possible that my kosher salt has finer grains than his. These ribs were great on my 2nd and later attempts though.

>> No.15086470

>>15086213
If it makes you feel any better man...most people voted for Biden.

>> No.15086485

>>15086470
Only if you count the illegals.

>> No.15086491

>>15086485
Pants pants popcorn stand the good of the look of the standard great but that they let turn the provoke them but the cur shed the pro poor

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>>15085577
Holy shit

>> No.15086637

>>15079788
yeah this makes it unbearable for me, watched one of his videos and never watched him again because of this

>> No.15086911

>>15075984
I bet you get laid frequently.

>> No.15086919

>>15076544
it wasn't during the war anon, it was just a spring break trip where things got a little rowdy

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>>15075984
>actually getting blocked by Chef John
>getting butthurt about it
oh god Chef John is truly a national treasure

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>>15080473
>Keep your baby murder off our cooking board.
You are the one who started babbling about infanticide in /ck/ faggot.
>People who murder their children can afford to eat out
People usually have abortions because they can't afford food for another mouth, let alone buy prepared food. Do you have a fantasy where teenagers abort babies left and right because it's rad?

Good job if you were trolling, go back to where you came from if you're actually serious.