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How do you prepare Surströmming? I'm really curious about trying this out, but i can't find any recipe worth a dime. Everywhere i look it's a bunch of faggots doing stupid youtube challenges.

>> No.15070565

You bury shark in the sand until it rots.

>> No.15070575

>>15070548
I hear the smell is awful, but the taste is delicious
I would have it with some good bread

>> No.15070606

>>15070548
You need a recipe from a swede. theres really only one way of eating it.

>> No.15070626

>>15070548
Boiled root veggies, flat bread, pickled things, beets, eggs, buttered crackers and toast, etc.

I assume whatever you would have with herring.

>> No.15070661

Gloves, open it in a plastic bag outside your house. Put on a plate outside and deskin/debone it for the flesh. Put onto a cracker and eat.

>> No.15070683

Dark bread, some butter, raw onions.

>> No.15070894

>>15070661
>have to open it outside
imagine putting this into your body

>> No.15071093

Do NOT open in the house. Pressure will spray concentrated essence of shit everywhere. Hold nostrils shut. Insert piece in mouth and chew. DO NOT let nostrils open. Swallow. Now breathe and recoil at the monstrous stench. It smells like someone collected all the shit from a Taco Bell bathroom and boiled it down to a container. It is an experience. A vile one. Your woman will not come near you and will say you stink like literal shit. Fling the rest of the can into the asshole trash neighbor's yard.

>> No.15071104

>>15071093
So it's not even good? I heard i was a delicacy. I'm getting meme'd?

>> No.15071113

>>15071104
"delicacy" is the polite way of saying "this shit is fucking disgusting if you didn't grow up with it"

>> No.15071123

>>15071104
UMA

>> No.15071125

>>15070548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmaedvVBkV8

>> No.15071133

>>15071104
Nah bro it's delicious with the proper condiments. In itself its INCREDIBLY salty and mushy which is not very pleasant

>> No.15071136

>>15070548
If possible, have the can submerged in water before opening it. And do it outside

>> No.15071137

Protip about opening it: under running water.
If you're doing it outside where no running water is available then put it in a bucket of water.
This not only helps against the awful smelling gunk shooting everywhere but also prevents it from exploding which while rare can happen when opening.

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>>15071125
>Comments are turned off

>> No.15071146

>>15070661
>>15071093
Some say to open it "underwater" by which they don't mean to get into the deep end of the pool but rather to submerge the can into a container full of water and open it there. Like it was said, the pressure will spew gas and liquid all over the the place

>> No.15071399

Shit shit shit. Stinks like shit. Bad. Like eat mexican and fish with a laxative and a few different antibiotics and shit into a can. Horrendous stench.

>> No.15071416

reminder that it's at most like 0.2% of swedes that eat this shit voluntarily
It's like that spanish cheese filled with maggots, a meme food people talk about but no one actually likes.

>> No.15071584

>>15071125
>Konichiwaa nippon, hej japan
>kampajj Nippon
kek

>>15070548
>Everywhere i look it's a bunch of faggots doing stupid youtube challenges.
This video was made for this thread then

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>>15071584
>forgot video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGRyr8yIo9w