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Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:04:12 2020 No.15054523 [Reply] [Original]

Bacon and eggs are unironically fucking gross and i’m sick and tired of getting offered this shit whenever I go to a stay over at a friend’s house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:07:15 2020 No.15054544 >>15054523 Like you even have any friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:08:30 2020 No.15054554 Imagine being this upset because nobody wants to make you avocado toast and a soy latte.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:08:30 2020 No.15054555 >>15054544 Not OP, but I do have friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:08:38 2020 No.15054556 File: 1.06 MB, 500x283, shiningbrek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Actually it's real good to eat. Sausage links are better though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:08:49 2020 No.15054557 >>15054523 They were forced upon by a guy who used propaganda to make the american breakfast, same with women and smoking cigarettes. It’s ok to hate it, oatmeal with soft boiled eggs is kino

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:09:28 2020 No.15054562 >>15054554 I hate avocado and i’m allergic to soy. >>15054556 Sausage is worse than bacon desu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:13:36 2020 No.15054584 File: 141 KB, 1080x1377, F3E0AF7A-0BCF-4270-B58F-9800CDBA6A71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15054523 I eat this not only for breakfast but as a lunch or dinner multiple times a week. Kys

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:14:52 2020 No.15054590 >>15054584 I’m literally allergic to soy, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:16:19 2020 No.15054599 >>15054523 i-iiii-i only have lucky chchcharms, mommy always gives me luchy charms

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:17:58 2020 No.15054609 Bacon is fine, but I do dislike fried eggs. It's a shame because bacon -> fried eggs is such an easy move. Scrambled eggs and bacon are good, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:18:09 2020 No.15054611 Grits and natto is the hero's breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:20:27 2020 No.15054625 >>15054584 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:20:40 2020 No.15054626 File: 61 KB, 550x412, brekf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15054562 Nope

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:38:51 2020 No.15054711 >>15054523 So enlighten us to what you actually LIKE to eat for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:48:17 2020 No.15054762 >>15054523 Are you a woman?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:49:01 2020 No.15054764 >>15054762 No, he's a toddler stuck in a man's body. He misses breast milk because cow's milk has too much flavor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:50:02 2020 No.15054772 >>15054764 Memes aside not liking meat and eggs is pretty weird. We are literally hard wire to like meat and fat, if he finds them gross he has to be pretty low test.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:52:19 2020 No.15054783 >>15054772 Exactly. If OP is brave enough to answer >>15054711 we should find out exactly what kind of weirdo we're dealing with here. My bet is frosted flakes is his ideal breakfast. Or something lame like Kasha with raisins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:57:57 2020 No.15054812 >>15054772 To me greasy bacon and eggs is like a Sunday sit down and do nothing breakfast. We've just been societally memed into thinking these are a good start to your day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:17:00 2020 No.15055250 >>15054626 I want. Mmmmmm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:29:25 2020 No.15055306 OP here I also think vagina is icky.

>>	None !!+dVS+n1jpB0 Fri Nov 13 19:46:15 2020 No.15055406 >>15054523 Stay over @ friends house? Sleep in same beds?

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 21:06:22 2020 No.15055803

Well, I guess you could pack a box of just-add-water pancake mix and a bottle of syrup in your overnight bag.
Or pick up one or two of those exploding cans of sweet rolls on your way over.
Or basically any other way to implement "if you don't like it, make something else".

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 21:11:39 2020 No.15055830 >>15054523 You’re not American

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 21:15:06 2020 No.15055850 >>15054590 How unlucky it must be for you to be a mewling soyboy and allergic to your main food group.

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 22:50:31 2020 No.15056290
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a simple egg omelet with just flat folded over mixed egg, fried in butter, maybe a little cheese added, salt, pepper, with the remains of the butter poured over it. you can cut off a bite with your fork, no slippery white, no runny yolk. next to that very thick, very crisp bacon, maybe lardons. some whole wheat french bread, called a Levain, lightly toasted with butter, maybe some honey. hot chocolate. bacon and eggs can be absolutely sublime. you want to know how to make the eggs, watch "big night' the movie about italian brothers that run a restaurant in 1960s. at the end, one of them cooks eggs for their breakfast, in real time, on camera, perfectly. the easiest dish on earth to make, takes about 3 minutes, and its hot and tasty and completely filling. grow up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:08:50 2020 No.15056639 >>15054812 No doctor or anyone of authority is saying a full breakfast of eggs and bacon is good to eat daily. Most people don't. I do on the weekend like you said, as a treat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:10:22 2020 No.15056647 >>15054523 whats your ideal breakfast then? how the fuck can you even eat breakfast and hate eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:20:06 2020 No.15056678 >>15054590 that's somehow even worse than being a soyim

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:32:39 2020 No.15056724 >>15054523 ok you whiny little bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 01:33:54 2020 No.15056958 File: 145 KB, 483x597, 377C6B97-C1F5-4713-BB7C-BEE1F600851C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15054523 Just add some cheese and get it all melted, try it you may like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 01:38:30 2020 No.15056978 I eat bacon and eggs almost every day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 01:59:40 2020 No.15057051 >>15056978 >bacon everyday quit now that shit is literally so bad for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 02:01:13 2020 No.15057056 >>15057051 I drink a 30 pack of beer every day and smoke 2 packs of cigarettes also

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 02:05:23 2020 No.15057063 >>15057056 This guy will probably live to be 120

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 03:32:37 2020 No.15057259 >>15054523 Eggs are cheap but bacon isnt

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 03:33:21 2020 No.15057261 >>15054523 Ungrateful CUNT

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 03:42:42 2020 No.15057279 I eat egg n veggie w chicken sausage everyday. I love it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 12:37:10 2020 No.15058796 >>15054523 What a whiny little bitch. Say no thanks and get over it you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 12:43:32 2020 No.15058832 >>15054556 this, sausage is way better than bacon

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:13:47 2020 No.15059294 >>15054523 You should kill them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:39:20 2020 No.15059396 your a faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:48:59 2020 No.15059447 what if the eggs and bacon were wrapped up in a breakfast burrito?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 17:50:43 2020 No.15060518 >>15054523 I was being retarded and cooked bacon in the microwave. I didn't let it brown, it was more like hot ham strips than bacon. Am I in for a wormy surprise? Im really worried.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 17:58:02 2020 No.15060554 >>15054523 Why not make or buy your friends breakfast instead to repay their hospitality. >>15060518 most bacon is cured, you should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 17:58:13 2020 No.15060555 >>15060518 2 minutes in a microwave will kill anything, and if it was smoked bacon then it was safe to eat raw anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 17:58:24 2020 No.15060557 >>15060518 Apparently there's a good way to do it, I've never tried cause I love fried

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:02:23 2020 No.15060576 >>15060557 There's some kind of wavy plate/platform thingy you have to use apparently, I saw it on an infomercial once

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:14:10 2020 No.15060625

>>15060557
>>15060555
>>15060554

I appreciate the input, the first few slices were floppy despite following the instructions. I let it cook longer than that for the remaining slices.

It was super late/early in the morning and I should have just put it in the oven or in a skillet. That's what I get for laziness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:16:15 2020 No.15060635 >>15057259 Bacon is $3/lb here. Cheaper than SPAM, more expensive than chicken thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:26:07 2020 No.15060662 >>15054523 Protein to give you energy for the day

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:48:23 2020 No.15060762 >>15054523 Eggs by themselves are kind of gross, you need to put them on toast to soak up the runny yolk

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 19:45:13 2020 No.15061019 >>15054611 This is the most baste thing I’ve have read in this board

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