/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15032404]

What can i eat to give me a bigger cumshot?
Wherever i look i get the standing advice of not jacking off and drinking water. The Holy Grail copypasta is there as well but why isn't there anything verifiable?
Boosting precum would be nice too

[Anonymous No.15032419]

>>15032404
bull semen

[Anonymous No.15032434]

Nothing is verifiable because it's basically just witchcraft for incels.

[Anonymous No.15032446]

>>15032404
is this for a youtube video?

[Anonymous No.15032468]

>>15032404
Zinc and psyllium husk are absolutely verifiable
Zinc is also good for your hair, so get some
Zinc picolinate is best but might give you stomachaches if you don't eat it with food

[Anonymous No.15032532]

>>15032446
no it's so i can feel more masculine because the size of my loads determines how much of a man i can feel like

[Anonymous No.15032707]

>>15032434
this is the best definition of load-boosting/jelqing ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.15032897]

>>15032404
>the standing advice of not jacking off and drinking water
because it works
trust me, I'm an expert
t. Homosexual

[Anonymous No.15032930]

>>15032404
This is more /fit/-related than /ck/-related, but here you go. It absolutely works.

[Anonymous No.15033119]

>>15032930
if i may complement your post with another /fit/ artifact

[Anonymous No.15033353]

>>15032930
/fit/ usually leads to the same responses so i thought i'd try somewhere new
This copy pasta is also prevalent

All of this, ONLY in a single week, will easily get you to 10 ml of cum when the average amount of an adult male is between
2-5 ml:

1) L-Arginine: 1000 mg, 1 time per day
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Increase in pleasure intensity
It may increase erection hardness
Notes: None

2) Zinc: 50 mg, 1 time per day
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Makes your cum thicker
Notes: DON'T go over the recommended dietary allowance

+ Selenium
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Notes: DON'T go over the recommended dietary allowance

3) Pygeum/Pyguem: 100 mg, 2 times per day
Effects: Definitely noticeable increase in cum amount
Notes: Could leak pre-cum like a faucet, this stuff definitely activates the Cowper's gland


4) Soya Lecithin Granules: 1200 mg, 1 time per day
Effects: Definitely noticeable increase in cum amount
Definitely noticeable increase in orgasm intensity
Notes: None

5) Water: 4 l per day
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Necessary to make cum more watery, the more watery it is, the more you'll shoot at once and
the more it'll go everywhere, which makes the cumshot look larger rather than cumming in
thick globs
Notes: None

6) Celery
Effects: Makes cum thicker
Makes cum pearly white
Notes: None

7) Kegel exercises
Effects: Muscle power to shoot it all out rather than dribble out over the course of a couple of minutes
Notes: None

8) Edging
Effects: The surefire way to triple your load size, EVEN without supplementes
Watch out, could paint the ceiling
Notes: None

9) Prostate stimulation
Effects: (If you are willing to try), you can have monster orgasms
Notes: Be careful

10) Pineapple
Effects: Makes your cum taste sweet
Most citrus fruits works
Notes: None