Which country offers the worst food in the World?

[Anonymous No.15031199]

[Anonymous No.15031212]

>>15031199
Top pic looks delicious

[Anonymous No.15031218]

>pickles
>fried onion
>no tomato
they look like slops of shit but i bet those burgies taste great

[Anonymous No.15031249]

>>15031199
Shitty white balance is probably to blame for about 80% of the shitty looking food I see on here.

[Anonymous No.15031255]

>>15031199
Is the image suggesting a country?

[Anonymous No.15032422]

>>15031199
your mother kitchen

[Anonymous No.15032435]

>>15031199
Anything Eastern European

[Anonymous No.15032457]

>>15031199
by far is australian food. even shit tier countries like bongland and Philippines has some good shit

[Anonymous No.15032460]

>>15031199
it start with U.. and end with A

[Anonymous No.15032474]

>>15032460
Uganda?

[Anonymous No.15032490]

Japan
>would you like rice with soy curds
>or rice-based noodle with soy curds

[Anonymous No.15032672]

>>15032474
lmao

[Anonymous No.15032706]

>>15031199
Unironically Swedes.

Scandinavia is a harsh landscape with limited options regarding produce, meat, and spices. Their heritage cuisine is simplistic and bland. That's why they cuck for "Le Epic Foreign Food" shit like Ethiopian/ Turkish/ etc.

A couple nice jams, some fish, some meatballs, and a few cured meats simply don't cover enough, to the point that trendy restaurants wind up doing ape-crazy shit like tree buds, lichen, and seaweed to get different textures and flavors.

[Anonymous No.15033221]

>>15031199
Take your pick of
>Slav countries
>Sub-Saharan African countries
>UK
>Scandinavian countries
>The Philippines
>Polynesian countries

[Anonymous No.15033423]

>>15031199
I'm gonna say Poland. I've never been to Poland, I don't think I've ever eaten Polish food, but something tells me that their food is trash.

[Anonymous No.15033428]

>>15031199
I would have to go with Eastern European minus a handful of items.
The absolute worst food I ever had was in Soviet Russia back in the day. Aspic is nasty.

[Anonymous No.15033452]

>>15032474
yes probably

[Anonymous No.15034333]

USA. Literally all shit taste the same.
Countries like India atleast has variety.

[Anonymous No.15034368]

Sweden. Only thing they got going for them are their meatballs

[Anonymous No.15034374]

I used to think slav countries until i made perogies and they were delicious

Im gonna have to go with canada because there's no real food culture aside from a very small handful of dishes

[Anonymous No.15034398]

>>15032706
As a Swede i hate you and I would like you to end your life but I can't really argue any of those points. There's some good dishes we have, but that doesn't make up a real sense of what a cuisine actually is.

[Anonymous No.15034404]

israel

[Anonymous No.15034407]

>>15033423
Their food is delicious

[Anonymous No.15035256]

Latvia
Potato

[Anonymous No.15035269]

The Netherlands - Absolute worst food I've ever had, everything is either too sweet or too tart, don't know how a country that eats absolute shit stays so thin.

[Anonymous No.15035273]

[Anonymous No.15035301]

>>15032474
kek

[Anonymous No.15035330]

Finland

[Anonymous No.15035402]

>>15033221
>UK
Meme answer.

[Anonymous No.15035410]

The UK. Period.

[Anonymous No.15035422]

anything china

they will eat your pets if you let them into your home

[Anonymous No.15035433]

>>15032474
so good

[Anonymous No.15035439]

>>15035402
bong detected

[Anonymous No.15035449]

>>15034333
0/10

[Anonymous No.15035621]

>>15035269
100% this. I lived in a town with 250 000 people and there wasn't a single good takeout place. There were literally 3 butchers in the entire town. It's appalling.

[Anonymous No.15035639]

>>15031199
brazil without a single doubt in my mind , the only good foods they have are other's country.
Their original food is the worst and they even go out of their way to fuck up some of the world's dishes with their own original ideas.

>Like burgers with chocolate inside
>pizza with chocochips but also tomato sauce
>a giant pizza with different flavors but also a cake in the middle becoming a sloppy mess due to the heat of the pizza.

i can keep going forever with examples

[Anonymous No.15035646]

>>15033221
>>The Philippines
This. Ketchup on spaghetti is a real dish there.

[Anonymous No.15035676]

>>15035269
>>15035621
>They dont know

Hahaha, Just keep ordering from kebab places you children

[Anonymous No.15035691]

>>15032706
Foraged tree buds and mushrooms and things are fine.

The real abomination is shit like Swedes putting banana on pizza.

[Anonymous No.15035709]

>>15031199
Probably Scotland.

[Anonymous No.15035797]

Jew s a .
But that's unfair, their country is only 80 years old, no competition

[Anonymous No.15035833]

>>15032706

100 times this.

I moved to Sweden 3 years ago, and the cuisine is largely forgettable.

Yes, meatballs, kålpudding, gravad lax, some game meats, julmust and a few deserts are nice.

But it's instantly forgettable when you have any other cultures cuisine.

I'd put Norway, Iceland and Finland up there as well.

Also restaurant and pub culture in Sweden is laughable. The only decent places are foreign, and I have never been to a decent Swedish place that wasn't fancy and pretentious serving pickled pine cones. Bars are also such a joke with their puritanical approach to alcohol.

Also, protip, NEVER tip in Sweden, ever. Not even once.

[Anonymous No.15035835]

>>15031199
You got a license to make this thread again?

[Anonymous No.15036395]

>>15035273
How did Greek cusine fare so poorly in this chart? Asians almost unanamously hated it. Greek is excellent.

[Anonymous No.15036401]

>>15031249
definitely

[Anonymous No.15036412]

>>15033428
my parents love aspic
i dunno how someone can eat that

[Anonymous No.15036418]

Italy, the UK, or the Scandies.

[Anonymous No.15036439]

Mongolia has the worst food. Boiled sheep head with no seasoning is God tier over there.

[Anonymous No.15036482]

Ethiopia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Injera

[Anonymous No.15036492]

>>15036482
ethiopian food is good

[Anonymous No.15036504]

Mexico. The worst mexican food Ive ever had was in Mexico

[Anonymous No.15036514]

My parents went on a massive ten-country tour of Europe with a big American tour group and they said everyone on the tour group unanimously were repulsed by the local cuisine of the Netherlands.
They have a pretty biased opinion because they are those Indian foodie elitists who get upset if the flavor of a food isn't complex or piquant enough.

[Anonymous No.15036524]

>>15036412
>>15033428
>Aspic is a savory gelatin dish made with a meat stock or consommé set in a mold to encase other ingredients,
This is fucking grotesque. I haven't seen many foods that make me a violently upset as this dish.

[Anonymous No.15036554]

>>15033423
i somehow doubt you've never heard of kielbasa

[Anonymous No.15036570]

>>15032474
Said worst food not no food

[Anonymous No.15036603]

>>15036482
Flatbread and stew is legit.

[Anonymous No.15036617]

>>15031199
>soft rolls, melted cheese, pickles, onion, very browned patties
What's wrong with those 'burgers'? They look damned delicious.

[Anonymous No.15036621]

>>15031199
What's wrong with the top pic?

[Anonymous No.15036628]

>>15031199
Either Britain or Japan.

>>15032460
UKRAINA?

[Anonymous No.15036637]

>>15033221
>Slav countries
Nah, fuck off.
>blini
>buckwheat
>all kinds of dumplings
>potato pancakes
>goulash
>lecso
>shchi
>all kinds of awesome stuff borrowed from Middle Asia and Caucausus

[Anonymous No.15036676]

England. After 2 days of their food we were running to the store to get some celery or other vegetables. How do people don't get scurvy there? Why is everything beige?

[Anonymous No.15036739]

Korean food is the worst. Smells awful and is way too often insanely spicy.

[Anonymous No.15036836]

>>15035273
What is Saudi Arabian cuisine like?

[Anonymous No.15036845]

>>15032490
t. never been to Japan

[Anonymous No.15036847]

>>15036603
The flatbread has a very strange texture that I always found kind of off-putting. It's like if you made bread soggy but then somehow dried it while still retaining the soggy texture.

[Anonymous No.15036859]

People are going to shit on the Americans, but I offer you a country rarely discussed in these sorts of threads:

Chile

The country has food prices similar to northern Europe and the blandest food I've ever tasted. The only good food to be ahd there is Peruvian food

[Anonymous No.15036876]

>>15035273
As a Mexican this is unfair. The gringos have botched our cuisine beyond recognition

[Anonymous No.15036889]

>>15036876
Asian stomachs simply can't handle it, anon

[Anonymous No.15036897]

>>15036859
>put avocado on a hotdog
>become chilean cuisine expert

[Anonymous No.15036902]

>>15036845
calm down, weab

[Anonymous No.15036914]

>>15035273
>Brits get a rating of 50 and stay in the top half of the chart
And from that day forward you faggots can never complain about 'do white people REALLY'.

[Anonymous No.15036929]

>>15035269
You didn't eat any bitterballen? Frikandellen? The herring sandwich? I liked all that shit when I was there

[Anonymous No.15037330]

>>15036859
Couldn't they, like, throw their cooks off the helicopter, or they can't do it without a puppet installed by glow-in-the-darks?

[Anonymous No.15037345]

any answer other than "the philipines" is given by a complete provincial non-sex tourist.

[Anonymous No.15037353]

Probably somewhere in Africa I would imagine. Most modern places have something decent. I never hear about African Cuisine though.

[Anonymous No.15037514]

>>15037330
>food sucks, time to kill the cooks no copies of Breakin' 2

Or maybe their culture is shit.

[Anonymous No.15037847]

>>15037514
>hey I know, let's put an annoying hat on my ferret, grab it by the scruff and stuff a camera in its face with the flash on
>haha stop struggling you dumb rat!
>sooo hilarious!!

[Anonymous No.15037874]

>>15031199
british food is disgusting

[Anonymous No.15037913]

>>15036524
Isn't that like head cheese?

[Anonymous No.15037926]

>>15036570
Kek

[Anonymous No.15038062]

UK.
Northern Europe in general.
>>15037330
>Couldn't they, like, throw
Couldn't you, like, kill yourself, I mean, like, you know, like, right now, like?

[Anonymous No.15038097]

>>15031249
Yeah because everyone knows minorities can't cook right? Kys /pol/tard.

[Anonymous No.15038106]

>>15035269
> t. child palette
Reason we are thin and the tallest
Stick to your manlet diet homo

[Anonymous No.15038117]

>>15035639
>Br hotdog
>2 hotdogs
>Peas
>Corn
>Boiled egg
>Ketchup
>Blobbof mayo
>Chips

[Anonymous No.15038164]

>>15032435
Have you actually been to any Eastern Euro country? Russian restaurants in the West are money laundries with abhorrent food, actual local cuisine is top tier, pretty unassuming but hearty and tasty, not bland due to churka influences. Balkan cuisine is solid too. Northern Europe is what you meant. No tasty shit aside from fish.

[Anonymous No.15038220]

>>15032474
Hey hey people

[Anonymous No.15038230]

>>15038097
He's talking about the camera settings, retard.

[Anonymous No.15038245]

>>15036395
alexander flashbacks, idk

[Anonymous No.15038259]

>>15032490
agreed. sushi is ok once in a while. the rest is shit.

[Anonymous No.15038269]

>>15038259
I’ve had gyoza a lot and I think it’s pretty good
Don’t know about any other thing from Japan to eat except sushi and noodle soup

[Anonymous No.15038273]

>>15031199
England.

[Anonymous No.15038301]

>>15036482
>>15036482
I have seen more pleasing sights on the streets of Tenderloin.

[Anonymous No.15038317]

>>15037847
>killing fun with a conspiracy theory
Fuck off PETA.

[Anonymous No.15038332]

>>15035273
Peruvian food is good

[Anonymous No.15038343]

>>15036482
Its all very low effort stuff with lots of spices. Its ok

[Anonymous No.15038725]

>>15038259
I was half joking. Even though I'm a weeb I've noticed that even though the food tastes good, there isn't much variety. I love yakiniku but it isn't unique or special

[Anonymous No.15038784]

>>15036637
Goulash is 100% HVNGARIAN

[Anonymous No.15038817]

>>15036524
stick a can of vienna sausage in the fridge for instant aspic

[Anonymous No.15038865]

>>15035273
Pasta, my soul pines

[Anonymous No.15039011]

Philippines
USA
UK
Russia and Russian speaking countries

[Anonymous No.15039086]

>>15036876
as a mexican you should shut up because your indian cuisine is trash

[Anonymous No.15039179]

>>15032490
Not a fan of how a lot of dishes come down to variations of 'protein simmered in mix of soy sauce, wine, and sugar with onions and rice'.
Its good once in a while, but having it every day feels samey fast.

Yakisoba is great though.

[Anonymous No.15039196]

>>15035273
What counts as Italian food for this?
Or Chinese?

Was it like a special dish from every region or was it like spaghetti and tomato sauce for Italy and sweet and sour chicken for China?

[Anonymous No.15039354]

>>15036482
Pleb filtered

[Anonymous No.15039373]

>>15036570
lmao

[Anonymous No.15039462]

>>15031199
>>15039086
Mexican and indian food are the same food.

[Anonymous No.15040282]

Foreigners who come here to Sweden don't really get to experience the cuisine at all since there are no restaurants targeting Swedish food. All good is made for home cooking.

[Anonymous No.15040283]

>>15036482
that actually tastes good

not sure how much variety there is though

[Anonymous No.15040410]

>>15035833
Where in sweden where you?
Also ofc you don't fucking tip in sweden
We got some real nice restaurants in my home town that focuses on husmanskost and managers to be great but not pretentious
Also I get what you mean about forgettable, swedish food is nothing fancy, it's hearthy and gets the job done
But most of our dishes is based of poor people food with a rather limited list of ingredients so it's self explanatory

[Anonymous No.15040418]

>>15031199
Siam.

[Anonymous No.15040422]

>>15031218
Tomato ruins burgers

[Anonymous No.15040448]

>>15040282
From what I’ve read, restaurants were very rare in Scandinavia until less than a century ago, so they’re not as ingrained in the local culture as in other countries

[Anonymous No.15040451]

>>15032474
>tfw I’ve actually had Ugandan food before

It’s pretty good, similar to other west African cuisine, lots of tomato-based curries and plantain

[Anonymous No.15040486]

>>15040448
Correct

[Anonymous No.15040499]

>>15033423
No, kielbasa and perogie are both superb, then you have some variation with superb breads and things like pickles. The polish excel with pickling and bread, but the way they fry or roast meats, especially pork is pretty good from my experience.

[Anonymous No.15040514]

>>15035273
>chinese rate every other countries food below 6p except their own
I'm so tired of the slants.

[Anonymous No.15040568]

>>15040422
Tomato/other toppings literally make the burger

Couldn't eat one without it. Adds to much to the flavor and texture, a burger without it feels like a child's meal.

[Anonymous No.15040677]

>>15036637
Buckwheat is fucking disgusting, never met someone that enjoyed it and wasn't a slav.
It's something you have to grow up with to enjoy, like unitedstatesians and their peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.15040690]

>>15039179
>Its good once in a while, but having it every day feels samey fast.
this, thought i loved rice until i went to japan jjesus christ, still like sushi though.

[Anonymous No.15040917]

>>15035691

[Anonymous No.15040931]

>>15040917
I swear the cold has destroyed their taste buds.

[Anonymous No.15040945]

>>15031199
Neither of those look bad?
What?
Also why did you use the topic header when you only had one sentence to make it and it's not even a general or anything?

I also don't know whose cuisine the bottom is.

[Anonymous No.15040970]

>>15031199
Scandinavia
Never had sub-saharan food. I heard they clean lettuce with bleach like in some parts of brasil.

[Anonymous No.15040984]

>>15031199
I don't really know about any of this shit. Seems so broad... I feel like every cusine is just going to adapt to what they have available, then you have hundreds and thousands of people over many years developing the kind of meals they want to eat, so what you get is
>People in countries with more spices and shit available create food that's just good
>People in countries with less available to them for food specialize in certain types of food and get creative

So the countries with harsh environments probably have a good basis for specific things and are probably a lot better when you actually head over there yourself vs eat it somewhere else.
But the rich or fertile countries have more to work with, so they might not be specialized, but they will have some good shit in there.

Basically, you just mood to look hard enough to find what they do good with.

[Anonymous No.15041000]

https://youtu.be/tuHKPkPJxhA

[Anonymous No.15041007]

>>15040917
the idea of this is growing on me

[Anonymous No.15041012]

>>15040984
>mood
*need
Stupid phone

[Anonymous No.15041027]

>>15040917
I men, if t bought to have a Wikipedia article, maybe it's not as bad as it sounds at face value.

[Anonymous No.15041068]

Central American food is basic and bland. If there were a worst of those 7 its probably Guatemala.

[Anonymous No.15041074]

>>15040917
Chicken, chili sauce, cream (whatever that even means specifically), and bacon all sound fine together. Peanuts are fine with chicken, cream, chili sauce or bacon and I don't see a *specific* reason they can't be combined besides maybe it could become a confused dish... But I'm not good at simulating all that in my head. I feel like they could all go together, or it could be fucked. Possibly partly also depends on if the peanuts are whole and what the rest of the dish is like.

But I think it's the banana that is making this a meme for you. People think it seems weird to put banana on savoury dishes for some fuck all reason. Practically the only things people seem comfortable doing with bananas are desserts and eating them straight. I don't think people actually would hate doing other things with bananas if they have it a shot, but they don't because they subconsciously think recipes in loving banana are the meals of a Melvin child when in reality, there is actually no reason it can't go with chicken or cream or chili or bacon.
At least not individually. All together, I have no idea, but I'm starting to think maybe it's not such a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.15041263]

>>15040410
>Goteborg,

Seafood here is decent tbqh, i've been to a few buffets and julbords to know that yes, it does the job, but it's boring AF.

Other stuff in Sweden makes up for it tho.

[Anonymous No.15041402]

Slavs
>Heres your boiled potato with a chunk of meat and a pickle

[Anonymous No.15041421]

>>15035639
Nah, traditional Brazilian cuisine is fine, the problem begins when some random monkey decides to make some foreign dish with whatever ingredient their welfare money can buy and when the deed is done he thinks he is a culinary mastermind and try to ””””perfect”””” his formula and sell it in an attempt to pay his debts

[Anonymous No.15041440]

>>15036914
>brits
>white people
Do bongs really?

[Anonymous No.15041617]

>>15036570
Zing! ;-D

[Anonymous No.15041619]

>>15040499
>polish excel with pickling and bread
both are absolute trash tier compared to the german counterparts.

[Anonymous No.15041623]

>>15031199
The Republic of Flyover

[Anonymous No.15041630]

>>15036859
Chile has almost no cultural identity at all,that's why most chileans just copy whatever either the americans or the japanese do
Sometimes both,which gives birth to pure abomination
t.Chilean

[Anonymous No.15041639]

>>15038097
retard

[Anonymous No.15041640]

>>15040917
wait a minute this looks patrician as fuck

[Anonymous No.15041653]

>>15034374
have to agree, when you ask a canadian to name something representative of their country other than poutine or maple syrup their brain 404's and they have an aneurysm
t. am leaf

[Anonymous No.15041679]

>>15035273
Any Finn cucks here want to explain your national delusion?

[Anonymous No.15041702]

>>15035330
fuck mämmi fuck that fucking liar looks like chocolate tastes like ground up cumrags guess that's why the finns love it

[Anonymous No.15041728]

>>15036902
He's right, though. Rice noodles are super uncommon in Japan. It's pretty safe to say that anyone claiming otherwise has probably never eaten at a Japanese restaurant, or actually visited the country, for that matter.

[Anonymous No.15041743]

>>15040917
>>15040931
>>15041007
>>15041074
>>15041640

Its actually really good.

[Anonymous No.15041745]

>>15041728
I was shitposting mate >>15038725

[Anonymous No.15041753]

>>15035269
filtered manlet

[Anonymous No.15041774]

>>15036482
Its shitty meme foood

[Anonymous No.15041834]

>>15035639
I don't know if Brazilian is the worst but it's definitely bland even their grilled meats are just ok

[Anonymous No.15041868]

Namibia

[Anonymous No.15041895]

Russia literally doesn't have a cuisine, so that one wins by default.

At least the Bongs have a food culture even if it does involve eating foreign garbage, but Russians as a whole legitimately do not give a flying fuck about food and have never developed a cuisine as a result. There is no such thing as Russian food. It's very unique in that aspect.

[Anonymous No.15041931]

>>15040677
>like unitedstatesians and their peanut butter
I am slav and only discovered peanut butter in my mid 20s and I fucking love it.

[Anonymous No.15041972]

>>15041895
Put mayonnaise on it - russia

[Anonymous No.15042000]

>>15041630
I once asked a chile about his cuisine he didn't know how to respond

[Anonymous No.15042003]

>>15035639
Feijoada sounds good given the ingredients. Is it not?

[Anonymous No.15042015]

>>15031199
>Which country offers the worst food in the World?
Britain, and there isn't even any competition.

[Anonymous No.15042052]

>>15042000
Well im chilean and its just mediterranean cuisine that for some reason people in here believe its chilean
Oh,and avocado on hot dogs.
That's it.That's chilean cuisine.

[Anonymous No.15042106]

>>15040677
it's good though
and i say this as an extremely picky slavic eater

[Anonymous No.15042300]

>>15034333
a country that has people united from different countries has all the same stuff?
i don't believe you

[Anonymous No.15042308]

>>15031199
Scandinavian countries are the worst

[Anonymous No.15042333]

>>15040451
>other west African cuisine
Uganda counts to east africa tho

[Anonymous No.15042349]

On my one and only visit to Russia I mostly ate in cheap and basic country restaurants. Honestly most bland and worst quality food I've ever eaten, even though it was mostly edible. I genuinely think that prisons in Finland have much better food than what I ate there. Tbh our prisons are also probably nicer places to live than many of the small villages we drove thorugh. So I'm going with Russia. I'm sure you can get good food in Russia, but I was really surprised at the low quality of even basic ingradients in restaurans in the more remote areas.

[Anonymous No.15042371]

>>15041679
mämmi sauna :DDDDDD

[Anonymous No.15042418]

>>15041679
Idk. Our food is not really bad, mostly just kinda bland if you want to mock it. Not really sure what people think of as finnish food anyway. Some boring potato and pork mush I guess. Gravlax, karelia pies, reindeer roast, open fire cooked salmon, spinach pancakes, new season potatoes with freshly caught fish, lobsters & vodka etc are imo all food that few would consider bad or disgusting. Bigger question is imo why is brittish cuisine so highly rated.

Although I guess if the question was really "how popular is x" it makes sense, nobody knows what Finnish cuisine even contains.

[Anonymous No.15043320]

>>15031199
you faggots never been to fucking CAMBODIA

[Anonymous No.15043339]

>>15041421
Brazilian sure aint an improvement to Portuguese cuisine

[Anonymous No.15043344]

>>15043320
at least it's fresh, unlike murican food

[Anonymous No.15043356]

>>15033221
>the philippines
You just have to be careful. Some of their stuff is delicious. Sometimes, they make sweet spaghetti sauce and it literally makes you choke.

>>15036637
I'm tired of this meme. None of those things are good.

[Anonymous No.15043381]

>>15034333
soul food is great though

[Anonymous No.15043440]

>>15031199
America. Here's why:

>remove spices from origin country's dish because muh puritanism
>later, crank the fat and sugar and salt way up because muh convenience (it's easy to make things taste good this way and Americans don't demand anything more)
>tastes nothing like the original dish
>no subtleties
>pretend it's better than the home country's dish because you've 1. never tried it and 2. have the palate of a 5 year old

Let's take a look at some examples, and then name the worst offender:
Authentic tacos
>small home made tortillas
>meat stewed in spices
>fresh vegetables
>plenty of garnish; cilantro, lime, salsa

American tacos
>weird U-shaped crunchy shell that disintegrates when you bite it
>MSG and coriander added to ground beef, or worse: 10% soy protein "meat mix" in a bag
>little bit of lettuce
>sour cream (why?)
>pre-shredded cheddar cheese with sawdust in it
>mild salsa (sweet as a dragon's cunny)

The hilarious thing is the original dish isn't even time consuming or difficult to make, but Americans put convenience first.

Authentic pizza
>thin crust made with tipo 00 flour, baked to perfection with complexity and appropriate doughy-ness
>high quality ingredients placed sparingly so you can taste the delicious crust along with them
>baked at high temperatures to induce delicious reactions with the toppings
>garnished freshly after cooking if necessary

American pizza
>thick, sweet crust made with robin hood flour with cornmeal on the bottom
>packed full of nauseating ingredients, sometimes even chicken or BBQ sauce
>baked at lower temperatures than most ovens max out at
>slathered with soybean oil every step of the way

This one's funny as fuck. It's actually more effort and time to make the American version, but they don't have to work to taste the complexities in the dish, so they love it, I guess.

Cont'd on next post

[Anonymous No.15043474]

>>15036482
Very good food actually. My neighbors growing up were Eritrean which is somewhat similar to Ethiopian, and the food she made me was always very good.

[Anonymous No.15043478]

>>15043440
O
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[Anonymous No.15043497]

>>15037353
Ethiopia and Senegal have good food, don't know about anywhere else in SSA though.

[Anonymous No.15043520]

>>15040451
sounds tasty, can you elaborate?

[Anonymous No.15043524]

>>15043440
Cont'd

Worst offender: """""""Chinese food"""""""" (biggest misnomer ever)
American style:
>little to no spices
>caramelized sugar on half the dishes
>boring, flavorless cuts of meat
>bland but salty
>only a few select dishes exist, such as "chop suey" and "sweet and sour chicken balls"
>makes you bloated as fuck

Chinese style:

Just kidding. This means absolutely fucking NOTHING. There are SO many cuisines around China that it's literally hilarious to try grouping them all together like this. Let's look at some delicious flavor profiles from around China, though.

Cantonese:
>emphasis on delicious dishes to be shared
>lots of cultural influence that's applied in a very clever manner (for example, making "curry" with ingredients such as tea, dried tangerine peel, and regional spices; baked rice dishes are way better than their Portuguese counterparts)
>convenient to a degree due to the business atmosphere of most Cantonese areas, but complex and delicious

Shanghainese:
>strong presentation (most things are vibrant red due to the type of pickling or glaze they use)
>creative ways to eat food (xiao long bao [soup dumplings], cold spicy noodles)
>encouraged to use nice array of condiments so dishes aren't homogenized

Hunan:
>fragrant; spicy, but light
>medium use of spice and alliums
>simple dishes prepared thoughtfully with minimal ingredients; "more than the sum of its parts"

Sichuan:
>robust, intense as fuck flavors
>exciting to eat as your mouth goes numb from mala
>anything can be delicious if you're a master at making attention-grabbing broths and sauces

[Anonymous No.15043560]

Probably Papua New Guinea, it is mostly tribal so the food is probably very simple, and not seasoned much at all. Prove me wrong though...

[Anonymous No.15043566]

>>15041895
Are you genuinely retarded or just baiting?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_cuisine
Bongs have 1/10th of dishes or variety they have.

[Anonymous No.15043568]

>>15043440
you forgot
>adding several cloves of garlic into everything

[Anonymous No.15043586]

Waiting for the Americans to respond
>mfw

[Anonymous No.15043604]

>>15043440
>Authentic pizza
Kek the thing is Americans don't even like good pizza because it doesn't have enough """cheese""" or random, tasteless meat bits strewn about on top.

[Anonymous No.15043629]

>>15038784
woke

[Anonymous No.15043733]

People think Nordic cuisine is bad because everyone is ignorant and knows very little about it. Even most nordics themselves know very little about actual Nordic cuisine, this is because feminism has been so strong here, which resulted in women not learning to be homemakers and not passing on the traditional food. This and our wealth resulted in our food culture become increasingly imported international ingredients and dishes. This has resulted in a weaker food culture.

Check out the work of Andreas Viestad and you will get a better understanding of what nordic cuisine can be.

[Anonymous No.15043784]

>>15043733
Swedish Meatballs

[Anonymous No.15043821]

>>15043586
Well I'll give you a (you) while you wait anon.

[Anonymous No.15043898]

>>15043733
Well you certainly showed us with that book cover, anon.

I can't wait to cook dry steak + carrot soup, or "fish a la whole fuckin thing in a pan"

[Anonymous No.15044004]

>>15035646
>Ketchup on spaghetti is a real dish there.
So does Japan yet nobody rags on them.

[Anonymous No.15044017]

>>15041679
https://www.quora.com/Why-has-Finnish-food-such-a-bad-reputation-In-my-experience-regular-basic-food-in-other-Nordic-countries-Estonia-and-Belgium-isnt-any-better

[Anonymous No.15044024]

>>15031199
I don't know. Even those Scandanavian countries have good desserts

[Anonymous No.15044039]

>>15043356
All pasta is bad in the philippines. All of it.

[Anonymous No.15044043]

>>15036847
>confirmed child like taste buds
Kill your self tastelet

[Anonymous No.15044119]

>>15043440
>>15043524
*SWEEPS ALL YOUR FROU-FROU SHIT OFF THE TABLE*
>[glass and china shatter on marble floor]
>other diners gasp in horror
>slam down my pizza box and 2 liter mt. dew
>grab chair with my greasy paw and attempt to sit
>chair instantly explodes under my heft
>i stand, flatulating with the roar of over 9000 lions in shart valley
>it's a wet one, but nothing can stop me now
>i paw my way into the grease-stained cardboard treasure chest that lays before me
>i snatch the first slice under my dirt-filled talons
>it slides into my gullet easily
>in this ecstasy chewing is impossible
>i take another slice, moaning in pure reverence
>i throw it high into the air to admire its beauty
>a majestic sheen of grease catches the chandelier-lighting hanging high above
>my slice of heaven descends like a flavortown angel
>the crust hits me flat across the eyes, blinding me
>it's of no importance, i've seen more than i'd have ever dreamed to in 1000 lifetimes
>the cheesy tip is between my lips
>i stand fully erect in front of everyone in the dining hall
>my pizza nurses me an underserved dairy-esque apology
>i suck cheese and sauce off my face like a Dyson v11
>i'm brought out of my trance as i begin to choke
>my mozzarella-haired goddess dances fervently on my gag reflex
>my eyes are bloodshot and my face is going purple
>is this the end?
>could this really be death by frou-frou?
>i collapse onto the table, but my hand has struck salvation
>MOUNTAIN DEW, SAVE MY LIFE!
>i slam the sugary nectar into my mouth
>i am instantly revived in a wave of joyous refreshment!
>i close up my pizza box and tuck it back under my arm
>tears of bliss roll down my face as i waddle out of the dining room
>i step outside into the setting sun, never to be heard from again

For me bois, it's the $5 Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready large pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.15044130]

>>15044119
Thanks for the reply, but this was pretty much the least funny thing I've read this year. A little too on-the-nose.

[Anonymous No.15044146]

#15044130(You)

[Anonymous No.15044203]

>>15038097
Tard

[Anonymous No.15044557]

>>15041630
We have identity fag, problem is average chilean has inferiority complex and is too ashamed of it.
And I think our food is alright but definitely lacks complexity.

[Anonymous No.15044825]

>>15035833
Of course you dont fucking tip. Tipping is the exception not the rule around the world. Just because US companies are allowed to shaft their wagies up the number two doesnt mean every other country does it.


Also to contribute to the thread, i honestly don't know. I possibly can't have to knowhow of a native to their specific food culture, spices or regional dishes in the slightest so giving a halfhearted answer based on what my assumption is and the nonexistant experience would be dishonest and out me as an idiot.

Which is 90% of this threads posts.

[Anonymous No.15045223]

North african food.
It's tasty but isnt healthy at all.

[Anonymous No.15045286]

>>15038332
I fucking love jalea anon

[Anonymous No.15045288]

>>15038097

[Anonymous No.15045445]

>>15044119
uhh why is there a liveleak watermark

[Anonymous No.15045696]

>>15038097
have a (you), very great execution

[Anonymous No.15045766]

>>15043440
>>15043524
I completely agree, although you are talking fast food and chain restaurants. Small family joints usually are more traditional.

[Anonymous No.15045767]

>>15036676
>what is soba
>what is polenta
Buckwheat is a common ingredient in many cultures, what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.15045779]

>>15045766
Still not quite as authentic as they could be, but it really depends where you are. If there's a high Asian population? Yeah. Anywhere else: fuck no.

I live in a part of Canada where I'm able to get top tier food from all across Asia without even getting in my car. It's not even slightly Westernized, and I love it. I've noticed a lot of the outlier restaurants are a bid more Western--things like gentrified pho or ramen, or dim sum restaurants that only have a small menu that whites would readily eat. If you go to any of the small towns in the region, ALL their restaurants are completely Westernized.

[Anonymous No.15045783]

>>15045767
Don't give him any replies, anon. He's obviously trolling

[Anonymous No.15045786]

>>15031199
Iceland, but it's also the best food in the World at the same time

[Anonymous No.15045790]

>>15045767
Woops, meant to reply to >>15040677

Also I like peanut butter and I'm not from the US or UK

[Anonymous No.15045832]

>>15041679
We are bad at marketing. I spent time in Japan and the food was much blander than in Finland and the stuff which wasn't wasn't anything special. Nevertheless Japanese cuisine is considered to be one of the best cuisines in the world. The reason or that is Japanese pro marketing. This is the only reason, why people think raw fish with rice is gourmet tier but raw fish with potatoes is pleb

[Anonymous No.15045835]

>>15045832
The Japanese have done an incredible job selling their food as somehow mysterious and world-class
it's good but they're really up-selling it

[Anonymous No.15045868]

>>15031199
>Ctrl F
>No pagpag
Post it, flip bros!

[Anonymous No.15045873]

>>15043733
Frozen peeeeza is a national nordic dish.

[Anonymous No.15045941]

>>15031199
Filipino food, looks gross and smells like nigger shit.

[Anonymous No.15046053]

>>15043440
While I think Americans deserve mocking I do like sour cream on tacos.

[Anonymous No.15046152]

American
Americans don't even have a single original dish, they steal dishes from elsewhere and ruin it by making it greasier, sweeter and removing flavors and ingredients
Everyone knows the saying: "As American as apple pie", right? WRONG. Apple pie is a Dutch/ British dish, americans stole it and claimed it as their own. Some americans even believe pizza is a native dish. Yes, they're that dumb and they are on the same website as we are right now. They believe the ones who invented pizza were American-Italian (even though pizza already existed for hundreds of years before the usa even became independent).

[Anonymous No.15046165]

>>15045835
>>15045832
You guys must have eaten somewhere shitty. Japanese food is great. Try going off the beaten path and trying some more ethnic dishes, eh, boyos?

[Anonymous No.15046172]

>>15046152
No leftypol you aren't demoralizing Americans.

[Anonymous No.15046176]

>>15031199
If you talk about standard homecooking, I would have to cast my vote for either: Estonia, Finland or Guinea Bissau.

Estonia and Finland have similar traits but Estonia inherits some of the horrors of the eastern block as well.

Guinea bissau: would you like some pasta with your rice? Oh, here you go. Hmm, what's that? You'd like some potato with that too? A true gourmét! Maybe some yams and or tapioca too?

Their food is literally lean fish with starch, more starch and more starch and onion.

[Anonymous No.15046180]

>>15038164
>beef /potato with sour cream in 200 ways
no thanks

[Anonymous No.15046183]

>>15046180
slavs ,the mexicans of europe

[Anonymous No.15046204]

>>15046172
Go back to your containment board /pol/cuck

[Anonymous No.15046501]

>>15046152
What about corn bread? Baked potatoes? Anything with peppers?

[Anonymous No.15046722]

>>15038097
underrated

[Anonymous No.15047124]

>>15043524
I love Cantonese food. Canton steamed fish and dim sum chicken feet are my jam. I also like tofu pudding for dessert, more of a light palate cleaner than a sweetness overload, as desserts should be.

[Anonymous No.15047340]

>>15040422
cope tomato hating fag

[Anonymous No.15047351]

>>15040677
It's delicious you tard. Eat it with butter and sour cream and it's a cheap and filling meal.

[Anonymous No.15047415]

>>15046501
All of those are native american

[Anonymous No.15047445]

>>15035422
stfu, gross mutt

[Anonymous No.15047561]

>>15043524
That's a lot of words to tell everyone on this board that you're a sad faggot.

[Anonymous No.15047570]

>>15031199
England, I love american food.

[Anonymous No.15047587]

>>15036628
rent free

[Anonymous No.15047605]

>>15041402
Unironically sounds delicious

[Anonymous No.15048044]

>>15038097
lmao

[Anonymous No.15048079]

>>15032460
Ugoslavia?

[Anonymous No.15048199]

>>15035273
>america and france give britain shit ratings
go figure the cunts who hate us vote us poorly

[Anonymous No.15048297]

>>15041402
This man's legs

[Anonymous No.15048340]

>>15044119
This post

[Anonymous No.15048342]

>>15042333
Ugandans are Bantu, not like Somalis and Ethiopians.

[Anonymous No.15048359]

>>15041074
>cream (whatever that even means specifically)
Heavy whipping cream

[Anonymous No.15048371]

>>15040970
We should too, desu. No more e. coli outbreaks from spic shitting in fields

[Anonymous No.15048378]

>>15041619

Oh shut up. Slavic and Germanic food is just Jewish food that was stolen from the them before they've even came up with it!.

[Anonymous No.15048497]

>>15035273
Scandinavia BTFO

[Anonymous No.15048685]

>>15043478
Truth hurts does it fatty?
Anon summed up American food quite accurately there.

[Anonymous No.15048720]

>>15046152
> Americans don't even have a single original dish
Come on man. You’re trying too hard.
I could name some but I know somebody will reply with some gay shit about how it’s either stolen from another culture or it’s shitty and not deserving of recognition. Also, people take inspiration from other people in every part of the world, creation doesn’t happen in a vacuum.

Think Louisiana. Definitely some good, original dishes coming out of there.

[Anonymous No.15048878]

>>15041619
most pleb take I've ever read

[Anonymous No.15048893]

>>15035273
>asians hate everything that isnt asian
layciss

[Anonymous No.15048896]

>>15036570
holy shit kek

[Anonymous No.15048902]

>>15035273
perubros...

[Anonymous No.15048905]

>>15048720
you don't, america has no culture, all you have is a degradation of something else, your blacks are the best example (although it's not their fault)

[Anonymous No.15048916]

>>15043604
>no garlic
>hurr durr anglo no eat >:(

[Anonymous No.15048952]

>>15032457
fuck off dickhead

[Anonymous No.15049194]

>>15046176
>Guinea Bissau

That's a random pull. I assume you've spent some time there?

[Anonymous No.15049267]

>>15038273
How can it be England when Wales, Scotland and Ireland all eat the same foods but worse-prepared and with poorer-quality ingredients?

[Anonymous No.15049604]

>>15045832
>raw fish with potatoes isn't
Post the Finnish potato sushi recipe pls

[Anonymous No.15050506]

>>15041834
I had a Brazilian work associate who invited me over for Brazilian steak, pinanha, I think. Best beef I've ever had by like a mile.

[Anonymous No.15050722]

>>15050506
Wypipo are easily impressed.

[Anonymous No.15050725]

>>15038725
>no variety
what was your 3 day vacation like

[Anonymous No.15050742]

>>15050725
calm down weab. japan isn't as special as you like to think it is

[Anonymous No.15050751]

>>15050742
Not the guy you're replying to, but I smell sour grapes.

[Anonymous No.15050795]

>>15041653
that really depends on what part of Canada you're talking about

[Anonymous No.15050809]

>>15041653
Maple syrup is the best form of a shitty product, and poutine is the worst form of a good staple.

Fight me. Poutine sucks fucking ass.

t. fellow leaf

[Anonymous No.15050816]

>>15050751
>butt blasted because someone insulted your anime wonderland
>n-no you're the one with sour grapes!

[Anonymous No.15050818]

>>15050816
Yep, you got me. I'm raging with the force of a thousand suns

Go be a chud somewhere else. It reeks of gen X in here.

[Anonymous No.15050856]

>>15050809
maple butter says you're wrong. And poutine is good, but it got the bacon/sriracha treatment where for the past 10 years every single food media organization has been screaming on the rooftops that it's the second coming of Christ when in reality it's just decent sloppa for drunks or kids getting off the rink. So understandably everyone is experiencing a bit of poutine fatigue

[Anonymous No.15050871]

>>15050856
I'm criticising syrup, not Maple syrup. Maple syrup is delicious compared to regular syrup, but fuck syrup.

I just think poutine is a horrible mashup. Dipping fries in gravy? Cool. Making soggy fries by drowning them in gravy and losing the crispiness? Uncool as fuck. Cheese on gravy? Fucking disgusting.

Nothing about it works. I've had it several times and given it many chances, but it's just awful IMO, and the hype doesn't help. Normies worship the stuff.

[Anonymous No.15050891]

>>15050871
oh then yeah fuck syrup. I don't mind the soggy fries/gravy thing, but hey, takes all kinds

[Anonymous No.15051128]

>>15033423
>being this dumb

[Anonymous No.15051132]

>>15035273
>american "cuisine"

[Anonymous No.15051424]

>>15040514
t. smooth brain

Most countries on the list did that. Also, this list seems flawed; "Chinese food" doesn't fucking exist, and there's no way Americans would have tasted enough Shanghainese, Hunan, Sichuan, Cantonese etc. dishes to be able to have an opinion on any of those regional cuisines.

It probably means American "Chinese" "food." Fucking cringe. Same goes for Japan and Italian food, probably--though at least Japanese people are well traveled, compared to Americans who can't be bothered to leave their country and have to look at people who are different colors than them. God forbid.

[Anonymous No.15051442]

>>15031199
Eastern European countries, while having a select few good dishes, are generally terrible.

[Anonymous No.15051511]

I'm not easily upset by food, but my negative chart is:

Ceviche. Peruvian but tried it the US, it's basically kitchen sink scraps collected from the drain and called a salad.

Thukpa. Tibetian soup from authentic tibet street vendor, was made with thick buckwheat flour and not much else. I like buckwheat but this tasted like sorrow.

USA/Canada store food in general. Food should not be THAT processed, it's just tastes like death. To an extent valid for all cheap food served in north america, you can taste the industry.

Portugese food - very bland, raw and underseasoned, surprisingly so.

Crossing over into decent area is Dutch food, which is tasty but has narrow spectrum of fish and potato. Only gets better from there with German, French, Russian, Polish, Asian, Italian, etc.

[Anonymous No.15051888]

>>15032460
Ahh, UraguA

[Anonymous No.15051936]

>>15051424
>Yurotrash whining about the greatest country again
So butthurt and obsessed. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15052052]

>>15045779
>I live in a part of Canada
That explains it

[Anonymous No.15052068]

>>15035330
Looks like someone just a drank a lot of Guinnness the night before

[Anonymous No.15052090]

>>15051424
I've had chinese food from the mainland, prepared by actual chinese mainlanders, and its overrated as fuck. The flavor profile is overwhelmingly dominated by dumping fucktons of hot chili oil onto everything until your mouth goes numb and you can't taste anything at all anymore. The flavors and spices are also almost 100% stored inside the oil itself, when you've finished eating and you see a giant lake of oil in the bottom of the dish you realize that 90% of the spices used to make the dish, by volume, have been left on the plate. Not that you even taste a lot of them, because again, everything is drowned out by the flavor of the chili. And the actual presentation of the food blows. The chinese tend to love eating tiny bits of food with huge chunks of bone, cartilage, or other inedible material embedded within the interior. They consider it an enjoyable experience to fish the meat out from around the core with their teeth and tongue, I guess. Well I don't. It's like being served a plate of tiny, hollow meatballs that have rocks in the middle. What I'm describing would probably count as Sichuan or Cantonese food, because these are by far the most popular regional variants of Chinese cuisine that exist internationally. But I'm not impressed at all by it.

[Anonymous No.15052139]

>>15048342
East Africa is more than Etiophia and Somalia, buddy

[Anonymous No.15052165]

>>15036570
You don't like mosquito burgers Anon?

[Anonymous No.15052174]

Perhaps Panama, they put ants in a jar and leave it burried in the yard for months to make ant paste.

[Anonymous No.15052233]

>>15041402
Looks ridiculous, but I bet his graphics card will never melt.

[Anonymous No.15052336]

>>15051424
>though at least Japanese people are well traveled, compared to Americans who can't be bothered to leave their country
Utter cope. If you visit a foreign country, but can get there on a A320/B737, that's not being well-traveled, that's just being from a small country. America is physically larger than Europe, Japan's a short flight from Korea and China, and European nations are smaller than American states.
100M Americans have passports, not super high on a percentage level, but even my Mom from bumblefuck, USA has been overseas several times on vacation.