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Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:19:45 2020 No.15013071 [Reply] [Original]

you do scoop downwards to keep some of the peanut butter on top smooth as long as possible, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:20:23 2020 No.15013073 No, you might be autistic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:21:32 2020 No.15013079 You do use a spoon right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:22:26 2020 No.15013081 File: 52 KB, 852x480, 8[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15013079 >spreading with a spoon

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:22:38 2020 No.15013082 >>15013071 No, I am an adult

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:22:50 2020 No.15013083 >>15013071 there is medication for what you have

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:29:10 2020 No.15013120 File: 18 KB, 600x188, calvin-and-hobbes-peanut-butter[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 19:29:44 2020 No.15013124 File: 143 KB, 500x612, image000000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15013071 Yeah, kind of feel guilty that am the 1st to open any container

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:04:04 2020 No.15013259 I scoop in layers so the top remains as even as possible. Everyone around me gouges the PB and I have to re-grade it every time I get some.

Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:06:30 2020 No.15013271

>>15013071
>>15013073
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>>15013081
>>15013082
>>15013083
>>15013120
>>15013124
>>15013259
I get real peanut butter, which has oil separation, not that fake nasty slimy crud. You have to whip it together, but its delicious and is ACTUALLY peanut oil, not some gutter fucking trash chinese garbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:10:57 2020 No.15013285 >>15013071 No. I don't buy hydrogenated oil peanut butter. Fucking gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:11:33 2020 No.15013287 >>15013071 What the fuck is that even supposed to mean you absolute schizoid

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:14:32 2020 No.15013298 File: 109 KB, 1022x1024, 1585246257225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15013271 >>15013285 I'll take the JIF extra crunchy, of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:15:31 2020 No.15013301 >>15013271 >>15013285 confirmed not choosy moms

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:15:36 2020 No.15013302 >>15013298 get the FUCK off of my board

Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:15:58 2020 No.15013305

>>15013271
Mass-repliers get the rope.
>>15013285
I've made my own peanutbutter, and I can safely say that it's a goddamn waste of good peanuts. If the big companies want to pump out mid-grade peanutbutter made of low-grade peanuts, let 'em atter. Upcycling in action.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 21:47:47 2020 No.15013698 >>15013271 >>15013285 Haha PB noobs. If you mix it well and refrigerate it, the separation is negligible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 23:31:57 2020 No.15014104 >>15013071 Smooth peanut butter is an affront to humanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 23:51:20 2020 No.15014171 >>15013081 >knifelet either you put a thin coating on pb on ur bread like a fucking bitch, or you double dip crumbs into your pb jar, and i can't even decide which is the more beta move. spoons are what big boys use.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 00:09:34 2020 No.15014226 >>15013698 If you mix it and not refrigerate it, the separation is negligible. Unless you're a retard that takes like 3 months to go through a jar of beanut butter

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 00:29:19 2020 No.15014308 >>15014226 >Unless you're a retard that takes like 3 months to go through a jar of beanut butter We're not all fat fucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 00:30:29 2020 No.15014310 >>15013071 I use a fork

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 00:32:46 2020 No.15014315 File: 80 KB, 1024x1024, 1593573571434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15013071

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 05:35:26 2020 No.15015010 >>15013071 hah no, I stick the spoon in swirl it around get frustrated and throw the spoon against the bathroom wall, I then stick my hand in the container grabbing a handfull I lick my fingers clean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 05:43:56 2020 No.15015025 >>15013305 FYI you can filter them with rules like this for 10 replies, too bad they did 9. I'll have to update my rule /(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){10}/

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 05:48:08 2020 No.15015034 If you eat crunchy nutbutter you might just be autistic

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 06:00:07 2020 No.15015075 my mom used to carefully carve in hearts or cute messages to me on the smooth top of a fresh jar of peanut butter and I would think it was magic when I opened the jar miss you mom ;_;

Anonymous Fri Nov 6 06:08:43 2020 No.15015105
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First thing I did when I moved out was get my OWN peanut butter and scoop it out MY way, keeping the top smooth as long as possible by scooping down.
Then I found out that scooping the peanut butter this way makes the jar really unbalanced and it's weird and uncomfortable to handle so I never did it again :<

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 06:57:03 2020 No.15015228 >>15014226 Neat, I always just stick it in the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 07:06:22 2020 No.15015253 >>15015228 >>15014226 >peanut butter in the fridge I bet you put your ketchup in the fridge too, yolu fucking subhumans

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 07:08:35 2020 No.15015256 File: 62 KB, 750x696, 1601256379023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15015105

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 07:13:14 2020 No.15015272 >>15013071 >>15013081 >>15013259 >>15013271 >>15013302 >>15015010 >>15015034 >>15015105 >>15015228 >smooth not crunchy maybe kys prolly I think?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 07:22:31 2020 No.15015290 >>15015253 Dumb ass bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 07:23:04 2020 No.15015293 >>15015290 fuck your ass you shit dick nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 07:24:15 2020 No.15015298 >>15015293 Go cry dumb ass bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 07:24:51 2020 No.15015299 >>15015298 I cried when I fucked your mother and 9 months later she shat you out

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 07:27:01 2020 No.15015308 people who throw out peanut butter jar without scraping out the last bits for at least 10 minutes deserve the chair

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 07:28:50 2020 No.15015312 I just make my own peanut butter whenever I need it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:02:14 2020 No.15016229 File: 70 KB, 750x742, pb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15013071 yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:09:11 2020 No.15016265 File: 114 KB, 720x960, 1603750337984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15016229

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:11:13 2020 No.15016276 >>15014308 Everybody on /ck/ is obese

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:18:46 2020 No.15016301 >>15014308 peanut butter's real cheap and has a lotta protein, so I eat peanut butter sandwiches almost exclusively and go through one every month to two weeks. it aint about being fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:18:59 2020 No.15016302 >>15015272 not understanding that people like things different than you is a big sign of autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:19:56 2020 No.15016309 >>15016229 Mmmh the warmed up peanut butter jar oh boy someone had some fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:22:44 2020 No.15016319 posting in an epic thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:23:42 2020 No.15016324 >>15013071 In India people put this shit on pasta lmfao

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:24:16 2020 No.15016330 >>15013079 I use my finger

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:31:12 2020 No.15016356 I like spinning the jar really fast so that the centrifugal force makes a hollow cylinder of peanut butter

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:54:32 2020 No.15016468 >>15015272 Crunchy sucks for dipping things into. >>15016229 Die

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 14:16:44 2020 No.15016583 >>15016229 does this work?

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