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15002697 No.15002697 [Reply] [Original]

why do people ever cook at home when you can have awesome attractive people make and serve you the food for only double the price plus 20%?

>> No.15002705

>>15002697
Because I can't abide the thought of eating in the presence of another person.

>> No.15002708

I have a mental condition which makes socialisation next to impossible.

>> No.15002719

Maybe when we aren't in the middle of a fucking pandemic

>> No.15002723
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>>15002719

>> No.15002742

>>15002697
The back of house people definitely aren’t attractive.

>> No.15002743

>>15002719
>WEAR THE FR*CKIN MASK!!

>> No.15002754

>>15002743
just wear the mask, if the scientists are wrong it is just a piece of cloth whats the big deal

>> No.15002761

>>15002754
fuck off, maskqueer.

>> No.15002762

>>15002754
I'm not married and need to show off my chiselled jaw to prospective partners.

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>>15002719

>> No.15002821

>>15002762
the mask would act like a beard and enhance your already stoic jawline, no?

>> No.15002830

>>15002743
Nigger I'm not wearing pants to eat, much less a fucking face panty.

>> No.15003056

>>15002697
double? double?

good pasta aglio e olio at home: 50p

shit pasta aglio e olio at a restaurant: £15

>> No.15003135
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>>15002697
Because I refuse to tip servers and subsidize their wages. They signed up for an employment contract of 2.50 USD per hour, that is their fucking business. Oh, who am I kidding, I love it. About four months ago I had some entitled shrew of a waitress chase me out because I forgot to tip. I walked right in, complained to the manager, threw a fit, and she was fired. Right there, on the spot. Hilarious.

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>>15003135

>> No.15003316

>>15003135
Yeah I never tip attractive women. Only dudes and uggos