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15000842 No.15000842 [Reply] [Original]

I have some imitation crab what should I do with it?

>> No.15000854

>>15000842
Put your cock inside it

>> No.15000857

>>15000842
Take it to an imitation beach and set it free.

>> No.15000859

>>15000842
Have a go at homemade California rolls

>> No.15000863

>>15000859
was thinking like pasta

>> No.15000876

>>15000863
Shut the fuck up, you're making California rolls tonight.

>> No.15000890

>>15000876
im not making anything tonight i'm already half drunk and eating something now would just fuck that up

>> No.15000905

>>15000842
Have him do an imitation of Rodney Dangerfield.

>> No.15000914

>>15000842
Bread, butter and that surimi/fake crab stuff. That's the only ay I eat it (or put it in instant noodles).

>> No.15000966

>>15000842
Make a surimi royale. If you know how to.

>> No.15001008
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15001008

Report that you have found an endangered spy crab. Do not harm endangered spy crabs.

>> No.15001024

>>15000842
>Make bechamel (butter, garlic, flour, milk, salt, bay leaf, thyme)
>Mix shredded kani
>Make crepes
>Stuff crepes with mixture
>Broil if you want

>> No.15001029

>>15000842
pasta salad
rotini
imitation crab
cheese
cherry tomatoes
olives
green onion
italian dressing

>> No.15001034

>>15000842
Pretend to eat it

>> No.15001052
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15001052

>>15000842
Make some crab rangoons

>> No.15001320

>>15001029
i don't understand, you're just listing a bunch of things

>> No.15001328

>>15000842
Treat it like a real crab so as not to hurt its feelings.

>> No.15001334

>>15000842
STIR FRY

>> No.15001430

>>15000842
Bobber fish

>> No.15001960
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15001960

>>15000842
Surimi - I don't like it
Fuck your krab sticks
Fuck your krab sticks

>> No.15001964

>>15001320
pasta salad:
(list of ingredients)

>> No.15001991

>imitate Mr. Krabs
>steal secret formula
>???
>profit

>> No.15002009

>>15001052
Best in thread.