How come British food is so boring?

[Anonymous No.14989746]

Look at this pic - It's a "chip butty": literally just french fries between two pieces of bread. And they actually eat this crap.

How did the British pallet get to be so fucking lame?

[Anonymous No.14989747]

>>14989746
its high calorie food of poor factory workers, didnt have to be fancy.

[Anonymous No.14989748]

>if a food doesnt need 50 different spices its bland
>third worders think their food tasting so bad they need to hide the taste is a good thing

[Anonymous No.14989749]

>>14989746
That looks good as fuck though, I'm wondering what you consider good food OP, post it.

[Anonymous No.14989750]

>>14989746
Agree in most part, they have the best breakfast tho.

[Anonymous No.14989751]

Austerity and poverty became culture after the devastation of Britain during WW2 and their slow fall from being a worldwide economic power. The lower class became the face of the country and cheap homely food became the cuisine.

[Anonymous No.14989752]

>>14989746
Fu/ck/ off

[Anonymous No.14989753]

>>14989746
they have nice food too
>sheepherd's pie
>cottage pie
>cornish pastry
>lancashire hotpot
>mincemeat
>parkin
>toad in the hole
>yorkshire pudding

[Anonymous No.14989754]

>>14989746
>chips
>french fries
>think these are the same
Kill yourself burger. French fries are skinny and are much fattier and taste like shit, whereas chips are thicc and much better than your Yankee fries shit.

[Anonymous No.14989755]

>>14989746
It’s pretty obvious you don’t actually know anything about the diet of the average Briton or British cuisine, but then what do you really expect from a bait post by an amerilard
>thinking haggis is boring
>multiple versions of sausages
>multiple variants of cheese
>beef Wellington
I could go on, but one thing about British cuisine is it’s always been much more concentrated on good quality and not necessarily about trying to be fancy.

[Anonymous No.14989756]

>>14989752
He's probably been banned on /ck/ for spamming this shit there, too.

[Anonymous No.14989757]

>>14989746
why would you ruin french fries with bread..

[Anonymous No.14989758]

>>14989746
You do know that's not an actual meal right? We just have slices of bread with most meals, so if we're eating chips it ends up on there.

[Anonymous No.14989759]

>>14989750
This

[Anonymous No.14989760]

>>14989746
World Wars and losing their empire fucked their cuisine good. These days all their good food is aped from Poos.

[Anonymous No.14989761]

>>14989755
ngl even American niggers have better cuisine than Britbongs.

[Anonymous No.14989762]

>this is a delicacy in the UK

At least Americans put effort into their junk food.

[Anonymous No.14989763]

>>14989746
>>14989762
And the Irish have even worse food than the British. Ever been to an Irish Pub that actually served Irish food? Probably not.

[Anonymous No.14989764]

>>14989746
needs some ketchup

[Anonymous No.14989765]

>>14989746
Lol this isn't history

[Anonymous No.14989766]

>>14989762
>muh meme food

you're about 4/5 years too late on this joke cletus

[Anonymous No.14989767]

>>14989765
tell me about the history of the toast sandwich

[Anonymous No.14989768]

Speaking of bread why are Pizzas Italian? It's not like people didn't know about put-things-onto-bread and eat it. So what's the deal here? Tomatoes? The fruit the Spanish people found and brought to Europe? Come on....

[Anonymous No.14989769]

>>14989746
>people in this thread unironically defending british """"""""""""cuisine"""""""""

[Anonymous No.14989770]

>>14989769
Brits are fucking revolting.

[Anonymous No.14989771]

seethe harder, we probably owned your country at one point

[Anonymous No.14989772]

>>14989771
>seethe harder, we probably owned your country at one point
On the contrary you invited our king over to come rule your country because of your collective cuckoldry, anglo.

[Anonymous No.14989773]

obligatory

[Anonymous No.14989774]

>>14989746
Fun fact: it's normal in Britain to not rinse the dishes after washing them with soap.
There's just something wrong with those people.

[Anonymous No.14989775]

>Australian food

[Anonymous No.14989776]

>>14989775
>non-euclidean peas

[Anonymous No.14989777]

>>14989748
You're really going to defend a chip sandwich

[Anonymous No.14989778]

>>14989767
No

[Anonymous No.14989779]

>>14989767
>no meat loicense
>no cheese loicense
>no vegetable loicense
>no condiment loicense
That is the history of the toast sandwich.

[Anonymous No.14989780]

>>14989769
what the fuck are spagetti hoops....

[Anonymous No.14989781]

>>14989776
>oh the horror

[Anonymous No.14989782]

>WHAT THE HECK! WHY AREN'T THESE RANDOM AVERAGE PEOPLE NOT EATING GOURMET MEALS EVERY DAY!!!!

[Anonymous No.14989783]

look at the ppl with the spiciest foods

its always the low iq and low endurance cultures which need permanent external stimuli to spike them

[Anonymous No.14989784]

>>14989772
yeah and we kicked him out within the year, while we at one point, owned most of your country, so suck my Anglo cock, you weakling

[Anonymous No.14989785]

>>14989769
Brits must be nuked. Jesus this is awful

[Anonymous No.14989786]

>>14989769
>spaghetti os
>mayo
>ketchup

holy fuck eww

[Anonymous No.14989787]

>>14989746
Historically speaking?

[Anonymous No.14989788]

>>14989780
its just the british term for spaghetti-os
that nasty ass campbells shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpaghettiOs

[Anonymous No.14989789]

>>14989751
t. nonce who doesn't know what he's talking about
There was literally zero unemployment after WW2, things went to shit for the lower classes after maggie thatcher

[Anonymous No.14989790]

>>14989748
>food tasting so bad they need to hide the taste
dude what

[Anonymous No.14989791]

>>14989788
thank god I'm not Italian I'd be physically sick.

[Anonymous No.14989792]

>>14989748
woah this thread hurt you anon?

[Anonymous No.14989793]

>>14989746
Inbreeding

[Anonymous No.14989794]

>>14989746
The British actually invented many curries after coming into contact with India during Company rule and the Raj, they introduced some British elements to local dishes, but often kept the same name. For example, dishes like Rogan Josh, and some Vindaloos, while native to the Indian Subcontinent, have been subverted into some areas as some prefer the Anglo-Indian recipe to the original one.

[Anonymous No.14989795]

>>14989748
Shut up bong, your "food" is universally hated.

[Anonymous No.14989796]

>>14989782
>anything better than potato sandwiches is gourmet
jesus

[Anonymous No.14989797]

>>14989754
t. retard

[Anonymous No.14989798]

>>14989769
this looks gross but it's probably pretty good desu.

[Anonymous No.14989799]

>>14989783
This is cope. The actual reason is that people in warm climates had to rely on spice to preserve their food.

[Anonymous No.14989800]

>>14989782
Only an angl*id would consider adding anything apart from bread to a meal as a gourmet technic

[Anonymous No.14989801]

>>14989783
Spices do not always equal spicines, but what do I expect from someone that considers anything besides salt and pepper as exotic

[Anonymous No.14989802]

>>14989782
Italian peasant food is more gourmet than "gournet" British "food". British "cuisine" isn't even fit for a pig trough.

[Anonymous No.14989803]

>>14989794
Didn't hear some toast curry so I assume their influence is minimal
>>14989783
I'd take your post with a grain of salt but the brits here might think its gourmet

[Anonymous No.14989804]

>>14989775
>pound sign
so this...this is the power of american education...woah

[Anonymous No.14989805]

>>14989804
He was joking about how the peas are upsidedown.

[Anonymous No.14989806]

>>14989803
>he doesn't eat his chicken vindaloo on toast

[Anonymous No.14989807]

>>14989773
Coming from japs, where every food item is either uncooked fish, onions sauce on everything or vinegar on everything.

[Anonymous No.14989808]

>>14989754
>ignorant Yuropoor thinks McDonald's fries are the national standard of the US

[Anonymous No.14989809]

>>14989760
>he thinks poos invented curry
>even tho the majority of ingredients are new world cultivars

[Anonymous No.14989810]

>>14989794
> Vindaloos
>Indian
It’s from Carne de vinha d'alhos, from Portugal. Indians were living on rice and cow piss before western uplift.

[Anonymous No.14989811]

>>14989769
dio porco schifoso

[Anonymous No.14989812]

>>14989804
Could have been before decimalisation.

[Anonymous No.14989813]

>>14989746
>pallet
Fucking retard. Also,
>checked

[Anonymous No.14989814]

>>14989808
Yh it’s even worse then that, more like 5 guys standard. Also that poster is clearly a Brit and not European and objectively correct.

[Anonymous No.14989815]

>>14989784
He's probably talking about the Glorious Revolution anon.

[Anonymous No.14989857]

>>14989762
Nobody fucking eats this, it was from a 1700s cookbook for invalids

[Anonymous No.14989864]

>>14989746
>British food
>Chip butty

This is English food, not British.

[Anonymous No.14989874]

>>14989789
Hi Sir Kier! Please learn history, moron.

[Anonymous No.14989884]

>>14989746
Trouble with these threads is all the cherry picking of shit recipes. Only the poorest people eat that shit.
>>14989772
Pie n mash is lovely. Forget the eels though.

[Anonymous No.14989925]

>>14989756
This is /ck/ you mong

[Anonymous No.14989943]

>>14989772
and look at your country now, everything shut down apart from vital services and jihad.

[Anonymous No.14989953]

>>14989766
Five years isn't much time at all, zoomy

[Anonymous No.14990676]

Reminder that New England food is basically British food but actually good.

[Anonymous No.14990833]

Actually that looks pretty good. Lightly toast the bread so it holds the fries, garnish with seasoned salt. Fuck, now I want one.

[Anonymous No.14992682]

>>14989751
>>14989751
Partly correct. It was the war and rationing which drastically changed cooking for us. When you had no choice but to eat bland, shit food else you starve, and then post war they passed that onto their children, AKA boomers who stew the ever-loving shit out of their vegetables 'til there's no flavour and then they pass that bullshit on too.

[Anonymous No.14993138]

>>14989784
Shame I wasn't able to destroy this post before it exited /his/. British thoroughly thrashed the French in the 100 years wars, and thwarted the French goal/succeeded in the British objective of an indepedent nation. We would've had a bunch of central France as a freeby if internal problems hadn't forced the British forces to retreat back home; ultimately no skin off the nose.

Tl:dr get fucked Frog, most embarassing military failures in the West, always bailed out by circumstances.

[Anonymous No.14993141]

>>14992682
God my parents and british grandparents were terrors for this. Wasn't until I had time and space to explore cookery in my 20s that I realised that veggies were great and they were just ruining them. (ditto eggs, I used to think I was allergic because of my sheer visceral reaction to overcooked ones)

[Anonymous No.14993451]

>>14989754
This

[Anonymous No.14993614]

>>14989746
Noone I know here in the UK eats like that.

[Anonymous No.14993621]

>>14993138
lmao britboys absolutely seething

[Anonymous No.14993632]

>>14989746
British food is unironically and without a doubt the worst in all of Europe.

[Anonymous No.14993678]

>>14989746
>French fries
No anon.
They are thicker than fries.
We have fries in England. Aswell as chips.

You see, we are able to remember multiple names for similar things other than calling everything the same thing.

[Anonymous No.14993690]

>>14993678
>You see, we are able to remember multiple names for similar things other than calling everything the same thing.
wow you totally changed my mind about british food, you have several words for different sizes of french fries!! what an amazing culinary culture!

Good lord you people are pathetic

[Anonymous No.14993702]

>>14993690
is that too much for your brain? do you know how language works?
thick potato cuts = chips
it's just how it's named

[Anonymous No.14993703]

>>14993702
You don't even get the irony, do you?

[Anonymous No.14993748]

>>14993632
British food was all about the ingredients, our meat and vegetables were second to none, given our climate. And while we didn't rely on fancy cooking techniques or presentation, the ingredients were allowed to shine through.

Now though, we export all our best ingredients for maximum profit, and import dogshit from elsewhere. And we've allowed our culture to become Americanized where we think McDonalds and KFC is good food, so we emulate that in our cooking and purchasing.

Homecooked food prepared by old women is amazing in Britain, as they shun processed and pre-prepared ingredients. But anyone under 50 will insists FoodCorp's latest freeze-dried chicken-style kievs are the best thing evaaar because someone famous advertises them on facebook.

[Anonymous No.14993750]

>>14993748
You're fucking delusional, my man. Imagine writing such a load of bullshit and actually believing it.

[Anonymous No.14993757]

>>14993748
>brits actually believe this

[Anonymous No.14993758]

>>14993750
Prove me wrong without referring to zoomer twitter posts or American shitposting, friend-o

[Anonymous No.14993766]

>>14993758
>our meat and vegetables were second to none, given our climate
There, just an example. The rest is pure delusion about the "good old times" that never existed.

[Anonymous No.14993769]

>>14993758
>without referring to zoomer twitter posts or American shitposting
what

[Anonymous No.14993781]

>>14993748
>And we've allowed our culture to become Americanized where we think McDonalds and KFC is good food
Well compared to british food american fast food is indeed a delicacy.

[Anonymous No.14993793]

>>14993766
I was also wondering how Britain's climate makes better vegegables thann EVERYONE ELSES climate.

[Anonymous No.14993800]

>>14989748
based

[Anonymous No.14993805]

>>14989754
true

[Anonymous No.14993830]

>>14993748

Fucking spastic post

[Anonymous No.14993833]

Chip Shop chips, here with Pattie and mushy peas are fucking lush in a breadcake (bap, roll) though.

[Anonymous No.14993836]

>>14993833

Fuck

[Anonymous No.14993843]

Just gerrit down yer, you poof

[Anonymous No.14993851]

>>14993836
What is that round thing?

[Anonymous No.14993854]

>>14993843

Mushy peas on top of chips making them soggy before I get to them? No thanks.

[Anonymous No.14993862]

>>14993833

spastic

[Anonymous No.14993863]

>>14993851

It's a Pattie. Mashed potatoes and various herbs battered and fried.

I actually prefer Pattie Buttys to Chip Buttys

[Anonymous No.14993866]

>>14989807
so much this, but they make good any other cuisine in japan

[Anonymous No.14993870]

It's the industrial revolution that turned British cooking to shit. British cooking used to be close to Northern France cuisine. England even had frog legs dishes.

[Anonymous No.14993878]

>>14993748
Britain already had a reputation for garbage food by the mid-19th century. What's more, even Brits of the time reckoned their food was dogshit. Unless your old women are 100yo+ i doubt what you're saying is true.

[Anonymous No.14993879]

>>14989746

Ok so serious answer: Imperialism.

You don't consider indian food british.

Or north american food british.

Or shanghai food british.

Or even irish food british.

There is very little you consider british. When you substract every influence the empire has ever had or gotten, you are left with very little.

Furthermore, britain is an aristocracy. Peasents ate shit gruel. And the lords of the land, dined on the most exotic shit they could find.

But you can't have goose liver paté crossing over into shit-shit gruel.
So the food cultures split radically, and nowadays all the shit-heap peasant ancestors are the ones running the show..

So.. I guess you have to ask yourself.. Is british food even a thing, if you have substracted every fucking spice and ingredient you can think of, as being "nonbritish".
And deemed every exotic indulgence of the aristocracy to be nonbritish..

Personally, I like country style british food. Sunday roast, that lot. And I also like crab rangoon.

[Anonymous No.14993893]

>>14989773
>my paedophile cartoons tell me what to think

[Anonymous No.14993915]

does the prayer bell ringing five times a day make it hard to concentrate on meals in the UK?

[Anonymous No.14993940]

>>14989769
>woman
>twitter checkmark

of course their taste is shit lol

[Anonymous No.14993953]

>>14989857
I eat this. i'm not british just poor

[Anonymous No.14993962]

>>14989746
>pallet
I get that the chip butty can sometimes look like a pallet to a retard but it's still not one.

[Anonymous No.14994300]

>>14989769
just googled this bint and she's a model apparently

this i what a british model eats

fucking hell lads