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Anonymous Sat Oct 31 05:33:38 2020 No.14989179 [Reply] [Original]

>I'll have her home by 10pm sir
>Your daughter calls me daddy too

Who will win?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 05:35:34 2020 No.14989183 >>14989179 I want to see ugly burger

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 05:35:52 2020 No.14989184 >>14989179 only an utter faggot would take the left.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 05:49:29 2020 No.14989211 >>14989179 I want both to be honest.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:26:45 2020 No.14989254

>>14989179
I have nothing against vegetarian burgers or cuisine in general, in fact I eat it quite a lot, especially at home. But when companies go out of their way to make it look as faggy as possible, it annoys me. A potato or bean burger can be quite nice for a change, but I will never eat a burger that has no meat but tries to imitate one that does.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:16:04 2020 No.14989342 >>14989179 >I'll have him home by 10pm sir" fixed

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:29:45 2020 No.14989360 >>14989179 why "meat" below vegetables on left, and above vegetables on right? what difference does meat height have on flavor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:32:42 2020 No.14989364 >>14989360 Probably to just give more contrast to each side of the image I would assume. Though usually you don't want much beneath the patty as it can kind of cover up the taste of it a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 08:40:33 2020 No.14989500 >>14989179 Why is it charging Pokemon currency?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 08:43:50 2020 No.14989507 >>14989500 That's what I'm trying to figure out. Apparently this is a West Coast chain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 08:43:52 2020 No.14989508 >>14989179 bros. has anyone ever made patties that were half ground meat and half impossible burger?

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 08:48:00 2020 No.14989516

>>14989508
We already tried this with soda being half artificial sweetener and half sugar. The general consensus is either to do all one or the other because doing both isn't going to have anywhere close to the health benefit of the meat-free and won't be nearly as good tasting as the all-meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 08:53:38 2020 No.14989528 File: 58 KB, 320x240, 7166_018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. May I take your order?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 08:57:11 2020 No.14989536 >>14989179 What kind of animal puts raw cucumber on a hamburger?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 09:11:42 2020 No.14989565 >>14989179 Can I order a half-and-half?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 09:12:34 2020 No.14989568 >>14989536 It's eggplant

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 09:46:56 2020 No.14989654 >calling ground up veggies a burger trumpwrong.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:09:18 2020 No.14989740 >>14989528 >sees aggressive minority youth working behind counter and a food place >turn and walk out because there's a 75% chance they will fuck with your food just because Anyone else do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:11:38 2020 No.14989816 >>14989568 What kind of animal puts eggplant on a hamburger?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:16:25 2020 No.14989829 File: 216 KB, 586x540, 1489200522720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >baaad burger >not made of lamb what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:52:21 2020 No.14989939 File: 21 KB, 300x250, jBc6w7jXc7-6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989516 >meat-free >health benefit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:55:17 2020 No.14989951 >>14989939 Sorry, perceived health benefit. Lots of people believe red meat is Satan incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:57:33 2020 No.14989956 >>14989179 >Your daughter calls me daddy too Incest fantasies are a real turnoff

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 11:01:53 2020 No.14989967 >>14989956 I don't think it's incest so much as submissiveness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 11:02:04 2020 No.14989968 >food chain marketing meat as "evil" what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 11:06:09 2020 No.14989979 >>14989184 Projection at its finest. >them not me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 11:16:33 2020 No.14990011 File: 113 KB, 244x248, 1569605890160.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989179 >Your daughter calls me daddy too literally me lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 11:53:19 2020 No.14990129 >>14989507 That looks to be the peso so this is coming from some Shakey's location in the Philippines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 11:54:48 2020 No.14990134 >>14989179 the one with actual fucking meat obviously. Even if plant based burgers are fucking amazing, I'm still ordering beef unless I'm a veggie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:03:50 2020 No.14990406 >>14989179 Im just gonna say it, all burgers suck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:57:19 2020 No.14990567 >>14989179 >only ₱185 >price varies

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 14:57:38 2020 No.14990782 I'm getting more of a seared bite... from the GOOOD Burger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 16:29:06 2020 No.14991113 >>14989740 no stop being a fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 16:32:46 2020 No.14991124 >>14989360 they are called toppings for a reason, anyone who puts vegetables under the burger is a fucking fraud and should be completely stripped of any culinary credentials they have

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 17:40:19 2020 No.14991431 >>14989211 Remenber that the left one has the equivalent dose of estrogen as 3 birth control pills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 17:55:10 2020 No.14991514 File: 37 KB, 767x802, 1602103604133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] god at least use some proper and actually nice vegetarian shit like falafel instead of this fake meat soy abomination.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 18:00:24 2020 No.14991541 >>14989816 warm eggplant is nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 18:03:31 2020 No.14991564 >>14989528 Uh. No?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 18:19:39 2020 No.14991646 >>14989179 Shakeys hasn’t been good since the 2000s. I didn’t even know they had burgers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 18:56:02 2020 No.14991766 >>14991514 This. Soy should not go in every fucking thing, and definitely not in those quantities. You want a disc-shaped vegetable good for providing a semi-hearty taste? Eggplant or go home.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:43:18 2020 No.14991892
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>>14989179
1. Your daughter is very well spoken for an 11 year old. You should be extremely proud of her.

2. Panties off. Ass up. Astroglide. Gerbil. Grab your ankles it's time to suffocate a rodent.

The winner?

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 22:22:37 2020 No.14992446

>>14989360
Both are fucking retarded. The meat goes ON the bun, to warm it and impart meat flavors. Then comes the cheese. Not only does it melt properly from the meat heat, but it also act as an insulating layer to keep the toppings fresh. On the cheese you'll best put a lettuce leaf for structure. Then smaller toppings, i. e. onion rings. Fuck tomato, throw that shit in the trash. Then drizzle sauce and whatever else you want (pepper would be good) and stick the top bun on it. DONE. Any other way is WRONG.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 23:00:41 2020 No.14992539 >>14989740 This is nearly always a sure thing. I don’t think it’s usually malice, their race is just so useless at anything requiring basic thinking faculties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 00:17:08 2020 No.14992794 >>14991124 >in n out

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 01:53:41 2020 No.14993177 File: 156 KB, 1080x1350, FB_IMG_1604213580494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a new challenger approaches.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 01:57:37 2020 No.14993188 op here I have no fucking idea why but seeing these burger ads is making me lose my shit. It's not even like the burger themselves are retarded but giving a non taste based or mouth feel descriptor to a food is driving me wild.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 02:47:07 2020 No.14993283 >>14992794 >california shit rest my case

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 05:17:18 2020 No.14993585 >>14991766 What about a portabello mushroom? They're big meaty discs and absolutely delicious when cooked right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 05:26:03 2020 No.14993606 File: 53 KB, 403x448, i3srjwdd5f201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14989254 >A potato or bean burger can be quite nice for a change >I will never eat a burger that has no meat but tries to imitate one that does. Pick one

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 05:35:50 2020 No.14993631 >>14989179 The left one is literally poison. The fake meat and the fake cheese are full of frankenstein additives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 05:54:00 2020 No.14993662 File: 66 KB, 1024x719, 1564110895536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >unmeat this rape of language and reality sends shivers down my spine

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 06:00:04 2020 No.14993671 >>14993631 I wouldn't say it's poison, but it's certainly not as nutritious as the real thing. I don't think there's anything wrong with occasionally eating it, but trying to completely replace meat with it doesn't seem like a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 08:14:36 2020 No.14993916 >>14989183 Well done to the point of carbonized An entire slice of conserved pinapple, sogging up the bun top slice bun is wort bread lower slice is a chicago deep dish pizza garnished with pieces of rare chicken

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 08:19:29 2020 No.14993927 >>14989979 Back to le.ddit you fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 10:58:29 2020 No.14994356 >>14993631 Frankenstein was the scientist, retard. It's literally science food? That's pretty based. Eating the left from now on, thanks bro!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 10:59:41 2020 No.14994360 >>14993927 You seem mad. Would you like a nice, flame grilled impossible whopper to calm your hangryness? It's very nutritious and won't give you ass cancer like processed meat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:16:53 2020 No.14994425 >>14993631 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:18:03 2020 No.14994428 >>14994356 enjoy your manboobs fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:18:51 2020 No.14994431 >>14994356 He means jewish you retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:42:29 2020 No.14994517 File: 48 KB, 456x740, 80a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's literally science food? That's pretty based. Eating the left from now on, thanks bro!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:53:05 2020 No.14994550 >>14994360 I'd rather not eat slop made for gay people such as yourself, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 12:07:18 2020 No.14994610 >>14994360 >won't give you cancer Doubt

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 12:10:43 2020 No.14994630 >>14989184 What vegan hurt you? Did they steal your car or fuck your bitch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 12:11:46 2020 No.14994636 >>14989740 You have problems

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 12:20:35 2020 No.14994673 >>14991766 They just do it because soy is dirt cheap. It's subsidized in burgerland and we were the top producer until Brazil overtook us in May

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 12:21:26 2020 No.14994676 >guilt free lmao fuck you faggot, I feel 0 guilt eating meat

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