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For some reason, I still love microwave corn-dogs. I've loved them since I was a kid, and I still love them as a 31-year-old failure. Do you love them too, /ck/? I hope so.

>> No.14979635

>>14979595
33 year old failure here and yeah, except I just stick them in the oven for 30 minutes instead. That let's me feel like I'm a real chef.

>> No.14979731

>>14979595
Bar S is gross. Get the other ones in the blue box.

>> No.14979734

>>14979595
I used to eat them as a kid but started to dislike how sweet the cornbread is at some point. Can't really find any without sweet cornbread either. Kind of like the ones in puff pastry more instead.

>> No.14979744

I picked up a box of jalapeno corn dogs about a month ago, I've had them maybe twice since then. Cheap and easy for when I want a lazy lunch, goes great with a nice spicy mustard and some giardiniera.

>> No.14979862

>>14979734
Get your favorite dogs and a can of croissants. Roll 'em up, brush with butter, sprinkle on some sesame seeds. Bake according to package directions plus a couple of minutes, and there you go. Not as good as making your own sausage rolls but it'll do in a pinch and won't be sweet.

>> No.14979873

>>14979595
>pork hotdog
die

>> No.14980274

>>14979595
Like once a year I'll eat family sized box of the State Fair brand all beef

>> No.14980283
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14980283

>>14979862
>a can of croissants

>> No.14980309

>>14980283
It's a fucking corn dog equivalent, you ponce. If I'm buying puff pastry (or even making it), there's no fucking way I'm wasting that shit on hot dogs.

>> No.14980413

>>14979731
The best are probably from street fairs and county/state fairs. I can't see any of those microwave ones being anything close to good, they'd just be soggy shit.

>> No.14981297

>>14979873
you first muzdog

>> No.14981309

>>14979595
I'd sooner lop off my own dong and deep-fry it than eat anything made by Bar S

>> No.14981340
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14981340

>>14980309
>puff pastry
Are you even familiar with why they call it a fucking "corn dog"?

>> No.14981362

>>14981340
It's because it looks like a corn cob. Puff pastry works just as good

>> No.14981382
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14981382

>>14981362
>It's because it looks like a corn cob.

>> No.14981392

>>14981362
It's because the breading is made of cornmeal you mental midget.

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I too love microwave corndogs OP. State fair brand are my go to. I only eat beef ones though

>> No.14981404

>>14981392
That's just one way to do it, you can also make it with puff pastry and it will still look like a corn cob

>> No.14981448

>>14979731
This. Bar S are so bad I refuse to eat them. Spend another dollar and get a decent product.

>> No.14981474

>>14981340
Stop reading individual posts in isolation and follow the fucking thread, you absolute retarded puddle of shit.

>> No.14982205

>>14980309
>>14979862
definitely not a corn dog, but sounds really appetizing.