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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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ITT: times when you were the Joker in the kitchen
>promise to make and eat crazy big hamburger with horse meat
>use some VERY horrible spicy powder to give it a kick
>cook the meat until it's black as night
>construct the biggest burger in the world
>cry at its majesty
>chuck it into the nearby stream instead of eating it
I'LL PARADE MY SCARS AS BRUISES
AS IF THEY WERE MEDALS

>> No.14978218

>>14978212
>>>/reddit

>> No.14978253

>item requires me to heat it up for 3 minutes
>heat it up for 2 minutes and 59 seconds instead
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.14978259

These threads are so bad lol. Would be slightly funnier if you didn't comment on how crazy you were after your post but maybe that's the meme to make it even less funny ironically

>> No.14978298

>>14978259
It's just referencing the fat Bosnian's video

>> No.14978468

>set oven temp to 300 for 10 minutes
>sets oven to 600 for 5 minutes

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE!

>> No.14978491
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14978491

>Put leftovers in microwave
>Press sensor reheat
>Microwave beeps when it's time to stir it
>Remove meal, stir and eat
>Still 3 - 4 minutes left on microwave timer
>Mfw

>> No.14978512

>put ramen in the microwave
>oh fuck forgot the water

SUMMER TIIIIME AND THE LIVINGS EASY

>> No.14978580

>>14978491
Absolutely devilish

>> No.14980017

>>14978212
leave plate in oven for an hour
put it in the pass and watch for a server to burn her fingers because she's not using a towel

>> No.14980027

>>14978212
The other night I got home and my wife was craving some "soul food", baked mac and cheese, beans, and collard greens.
Mind you, I just got off a 14 hour shift, my wife has been work from home for the past six months, and yet as soon as I step through the door the demands for food starts.
I am exhausted. The least she could do would be to start dinner. I don't even expect a full meal for me, ready and on the table, for when I get home. Just start the fucking food.
But no. House is a mess, dishes need to be done. I've had it
I threw everything into a pot, everything. The noodles, the cheese, the canned beans, all the spices and the collard greens. I made her watch as I cooked it.
Knew it was done once the pasta cooked through.
Next thing I did was make her eat her hot bowl of everything soup
She kept crying, saying she didn't want it, that it "tasted bad"
Well too bad, I made her stay at the table for two hours until she finished the whole damn bowl.

>> No.14980085

>>14980027
I wish you would of just laid hands on the bitch

>> No.14980199
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14980199

>open microwave door with one sec left on timer

>> No.14980260

throw away pot instead of cleaning it

>> No.14980278
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14980278

>makin instant oats
>stir milk and peanut butter
>heat in microwave
>mfw I forgot to take the spoon out

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14980344

>>14978212
My mom has thyroid problems, so when I cook I make sure to put a ton of kale in her food and use lots of iodine salt.

>> No.14980409

>>14978212
cringe as fuck
>>14978218
based

>> No.14980493

>>14980409
no one asked for your opinion

>> No.14980535

>>14980493
no one needed to, bitch

>> No.14980572

>>14980535
Your life appears to be going poorly.

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>>14980535
pathetic