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>shit texture
>tastes like shit
>smells like shit
Why do people like this garbage? It’s awful.

>> No.14967187

>>14967166
they're good when boiled but I do agree they smell like shit when scrambled/fried

>> No.14967208

>>14967187
Oh yeah boiled eggs smell like roses you fuckin idiot

>> No.14967214

Get tested for covid

>> No.14967222

>>14967208
they only smell sulfurous when they are hella overcooked
still you're entitled to like or dislike any food you like anon no one cares

>> No.14967225

>>14967222
I know no one cares what you think chud

>> No.14967231

>>14967225
Fag

>> No.14967237

>>14967187
>but I do agree they smell like shit when scrambled/fried
You really have to avoid overcooking them. When I make scrambled eggs now I'll only cook two eggs max in the pan at once over fairly low heat, more eggs than that means it takes longer in the pan and starts to smell. I also cook fried eggs just hot enough to start barely cooking the white when they hit the pan and they never smell that way either.

>> No.14967248

once again op is a fag

>> No.14967403

>>14967166
you forgot
>cheap
>versatile (breakfast, baking, etc)
>god tier nutritional value

>> No.14967425

>>14967403
>god tier nutritional value
Hell fucking no.
>toxic levels of cholesterol
Fixed that you fucking chud.

>> No.14967481

Maybe you're just shit

>> No.14967496

>>14967425
>cholesterol
LMFAO that's part of what's good about it. Look up testosterone biosynthesis retard

>> No.14967499

>>14967166
I like the texture, taste, and smell of eggs cooked in various ways. So I eat them.

>> No.14967534

>>14967425
https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/JAHA.119.015743
i'm not so sure anon

>> No.14967539

>>14967166
I only like eggs if they’ve been boiled in boy piss

>> No.14967546
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14967546

>>14967166
Learn to egg.

>> No.14967560

>>14967166
>getting filtered by fucking eggs

>> No.14967586

>>14967560
>>14967166
What a fuckin egghead

>> No.14967615

>>14967425
>chud
I never thought I'd miss "cuck" getting thrown around but here we are

>> No.14967620

>>14967208
why don't you pull that stick out of your ass you rude cunt

>> No.14967623

>>14967425
You don't know what you are talking about, you actual facebook lurking, diabetes addled troglodyte.

Dietary cholesterol has little to no effect on your body's cholesterol levels.

>> No.14967624

>>14967615
you might start to notice me but I'm going to try to bring back the word hipster

>> No.14967791

I want to eat eggs but every time I try to cook them the smell makes me throw up. it makes me sad.

>> No.14967915

>>14967615
I'm convinced its a misspelling of chad.

>> No.14968058

>>14967166
about to cook some now, i picture my favorite brappers once the smell hits

>> No.14968105

childhood is thinking scrambled eggs are the best adulthood is realizing fried eggs are better

>> No.14968156
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14968156

You can segregate.
Feells good to segregate.

Yellows, go in this bowl.
Whites, go on that bowl.
If you're a leftist or a blackie, it's even fun for you because you get to whip the whites.
If you're an american and you miss the feeling of flamethrowing at japanese during the pacific war, you might be sad because you shouldn't overcook the yellows.
You can make meringue out of the whites or make white omelet.
You can italianize the yellows by putting parmegiano and pepper in them.

You can also mix them and beat the shit out of them to make omelets. The more autistic your whipping, the puffier is your omelet.

It's a fun ingrédient.

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14968159

surly king of the egg fort

>> No.14968244

>>14967166
epic bait tastelet

>> No.14968306

>>14967166
holy tastelet

>> No.14968314

>>14968156
>ingrédient
Best part of the troll post

>> No.14968318

>>14967166
>comes out of a chicken's butt

>> No.14968323

>>14968105

Scrambled eggs are superior because they taste better by themselves. I have to be in the mood for fried eggs and it needs to be paired with something that will soak up the yolk.

>> No.14968338

you're supposed to boil and peel them, anon

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14968343

>>14968156
good post

>> No.14968357

>>14968159
damn how many BTUs do you think that burner is kicking out?

>> No.14968366

>>14968156
lol

>> No.14968375

>>14967546
Nice
A big ole stuffed omelette is hard to beat

>> No.14968381

>>14967620
It feels nice.

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14968395

>>14967546

The american omelette is inferior as fuck ever since I learned how to make a proper french omelette. All of the extra shit in an american omelette is just there to distract from the dry, overcooked eggs. French omelette with some extra ingredients on the side is the way to go.

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14968408

>>14967222
>hella

>> No.14968412

>>14968395
based and cuisinepilled

a good omelette really doesn't need anything added maybe just chives or spinach etc, something subtle

>> No.14968482

>>14967166
ive never eaten a boiled egg that smelled like shit in my entire life
maybe it has something to do with where you bought them?

>> No.14968630

>>14967166
You're supposed to cook and peel them first, retard

>> No.14969206

>>14968408
it's a california phrase

>> No.14969948

>>14968482
No, it has to do with overcooking which is caused by the Sulfur compounds separating. You know that green stuff on the yolk, that's the reason.

>> No.14970026

>>14969948
>green stuff on the yolk
no i really dont know

>> No.14970051

>>14968357
Probably only about 25k

>> No.14970056

>>14968156
>ingrédient
kek

>> No.14970295

>>14968156
This is brilliant