Celebration Food

[Anonymous No.14951050]

Son just got his bris, what should i make to celebrate?

[Anonymous No.14951064]

>>14951050
huh??? what the fuck is a bris????

[Anonymous No.14951067]

Lmao who the fuck makes these threads
>t. an actual jew

[Anonymous No.14951084]

>>14951050
Wow what a pitiful goy bagel.

>No poppy seeds
>Small amount of low quality lox
>Uneven plain cream cheese only on one side of bagel
>No capers
>Bagel appears to be flat and dense like OP's mom's ass
>Poor red onion placement
>no other toppings

I could go on, that thing is disgusting. 2/10 would not jew.

[Anonymous No.14951098]

Bacon double cheeseburgers for everyone.

But seriously, shawarma sounds pretty good.

[Anonymous No.14951103]

>>14951050
infants can't consent what the fuck is with this weird bronze age shit

[Anonymous No.14951109]

I love smoked salmon,just ate my last pack.

[Anonymous No.14951113]

>>14951103
It's moloch worship, until they set up all the child trafficking networks and abortion clinics they needed a way to get consistant adrenalized blood from children that's why the rabbis suck the dicks afterwords and insist on no anesthetic

[Anonymous No.14951114]

>>14951084
that's a jew bagel
goy means non jewish person

[Anonymous No.14951115]

>>14951050
Nice, now your son will never know how sex is supposed to feel.

[Anonymous No.14951119]

>>14951114
goy is a pejorative synagog of satan members use to describe non jews, it is akin to cattle

[Anonymous No.14951122]

>>14951050
im a jew and that bagel looks rather sad

[Anonymous No.14951138]

There's no scientific reason to cut your foreskin off. There are tons of nerves endings and you are cutting away a part of what you can feel during sex. That's like snipping the clit off of girls. Totally no reason to do it and it's cheating you out of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.14951153]

>>14951050
bacon wrapped meatloaf made with 73/27 ground beef and Italian pork sausage

[Anonymous No.14951170]

>>14951064
It's their male genital mutilation ceremony.

[Anonymous No.14951176]

Fried calamari rings

[Anonymous No.14951183]

>>14951138
Looks disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14951190]

>>14951183
HAVE YOU SEEN A VAGINA?!
Like a sideways arby's sandwich!

[Anonymous No.14951212]

>>14951190
There's nothing like eating a good sandwich but the foreskin is repugnant.

[Anonymous No.14951216]

>>14951212
Just get their fucking cock hard then and you won't have to look at it

[Anonymous No.14951222]

>>14951216
No one will go near your cheese factory.

[Anonymous No.14951231]

>>14951222
Will you hold my hand?

[Anonymous No.14951234]

>>14951222
check and anticheesedickpilled

[Anonymous No.14951239]

>>14951231
Spoilers are only on boards where things can actually be spoiled, e.g. the story in a movie or video game.

[Anonymous No.14951241]

>>14951231
No,you're deformed.

[Anonymous No.14951246]

>>14951239
>Implying I didn't know this.
>Implying I won't continue to use them.

[Anonymous No.14951251]

>>14951241
:( There's no winning, is there?

[Anonymous No.14951256]

>>14951251
Not without surgery.

[Anonymous No.14951267]

>>14951067
Shalom brother do you support Trump now that he’s brought peace to the middle east?

[Anonymous No.14951306]

>>14951050
The blood of Christian children

[Anonymous No.14951564]

>>14951050
6 million Jews died in the holocaust and you're talking about blatantly antisemitic things here.

It's disgusting. Reported to the JIDF and ADL for antisemitism. Giggle all you like in court.

[Anonymous No.14951585]

>>14951050

head cheese

[Anonymous No.14951589]

>dating a jewish girl
>she unironically calls me her goytoy
jewish food really has me doubting the legitimacy of palestine though

[Anonymous No.14951598]

>>14951222
>he doesn't bathe
not surprising you fithy goddamn rat

[Anonymous No.14951600]

>>14951050
Shoot yourself in the head for destroying your innocent babies life.
You do realize the foreskin is still attached to the penis at birth? Which means they literally had to flay his genitals. They skinned your baby alive.
Your son is going to come up to you when he is an adult and tell you how much he resents you for destroying his manhood.

[Anonymous No.14951612]

>>14951600
i shitposted the OP, no such event has occurred. i would never violate a human being's consent like that. when it's viable to do so is beyond what i'm willing to consider.

the fact of the matter is that somewhere on this planet, it was done. not by me, but it was done by somebody to somebody. what an unfortunate state of affairs

[Anonymous No.14951622]

>>14951612
trust me I know it's done.
I had an old friendship I split when the last time I talked to her she said she would circumcise if she had a son and I went into a tard rage about it.

[Anonymous No.14951652]

>>14951622
back in 2014 or 2015, shortly after we all graduated high school, a female acquaintance of mine was pregnant and due to give birth to a son. i didn't know her that well, we shared some classes in middle school but we were only acquaintances.

i hit her up on facebook and tactfully tried to redpill her about cutting, that it would be more ethical to not make that decision on his behalf, that infants can't consent. she just said "lol creep" and ignored my pleas. i attempted to do right by a future man i'd likely never know in my life.

we never crossed paths. she gave a successful birth. the last half of the 2010s, she was in and out of (presumably) broken/abusive relationships, she developed a substance abuse problem and is a total fucking wreck as of 2020. she's going down a dark path and he son was born into such unfortunate circumstances.

what a world man.

[Anonymous No.14951696]

>>14951652
I think it's hard if you are a guy.
My friend was kind of taken aback by what I had to say, as I am female and was raised in a jewish household (I do not identify as jewish but I unfortunately cannot escape my cursed heritage)
It has bothered me for the longest time knowing that had I been born a male I would have definitely had to go through that hell.
I would say a good 70% of the cut men I had been with had some form of ED. I ended up with a wonderful in tact man (his mother got smart after her first son) and I have been with him for almost a decade. He has never had any issues with ED or any form of impotence what so ever. He is also incredibly intelligent and mentally and emotionally stable.

If an adult wants to mutilate his foreskin, or it is a SERIOUS medical emergency, that is the only time I think circumcision is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.14951747]

>>14951696
the periodic reminder that my body was altered in such a way and my parents are completely and unabashedly unremorseful has put me in a really bad headspace throughout my life. the only way i'm able to climb out of that ditch when i find myself in it is to remind myself that there is nothing that can be done, and to continue to be overcome with poignantly negative emotion is a zero sum game. all i can do is do my best to be forgiving, understand that they meant no wrong by it (but were severely misguided) and do what i can to prevent it being done in the future.

it's intense to get reminded that this occurs, and it happened to me too. whatever, it can't be helped. the world is rife with injustice, and every human being will at one point or another fall victim to some kind of malicious act.

i have so much in my life to be grateful for. it could be so much worse for me

[Anonymous No.14951752]

>>14951153
jew here

i usually saute the bacon and onions separately first then add them to the meatloaf mixture and then top the loaf with maple syrup mixed with ketchup

(i don't keep kosher obviously)

[Anonymous No.14951756]

>>14951747
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.14951763]

>>14951756
>trying to turn your negative emotions brought forth by negative experiences into something positive and helpful
>forgiveness and empathy
>"chud"

[Anonymous No.14951773]

>>14951747
I feel you dude. I'm glad you are able to accept there is nothing you can do about it and learn to just count your blessings, we can only move forward. All I can say is that I will never mutilate my child. I'm sure there are others like me and hopefully in a couple generations this infant circumcision will be viewed as archaic and barbaric as burning witches.

[Anonymous No.14951775]

>>14951763
Spoken like a true chud

[Anonymous No.14951806]

>>14951050
His foreskin

[Anonymous No.14951906]

>>14951222
You should scalp yourself as well. Don't want dandruff after all

[Anonymous No.14951910]

>>14951752
i just drape the bacon over the meatloaf and bake it at 295f for a few hours until it hit about 200f internal temp and baste with BBQ sauce for the last 15min

[Anonymous No.14951921]

>>14951752

[Anonymous No.14951957]

>>14951763
Ignore him, he makes the same post in every thread he enters

[Anonymous No.14951966]

>>14951957
yeah it's a forced meme that's not catching on the big boards like /pol/ so now the discord trannies are trying to push it on the smaller boards

[Anonymous No.14952010]

>>14951050
>Jerry and Elaine agree to be the newborn baby's godparents. Jerry uses the role as a prompt to perform impersonations of Marlon Brando's character from The Godfather, but his friends are severely unimpressed. They are obligated to arrange the bris, which involves booking a mohel and holding the baby during the circumcision.

Why are you still preforming such a barbaric practice?

[Anonymous No.14952038]

>>14951050
The usual, Al Haesh.

[Anonymous No.14952057]

What's the bigger pile, the bodies of 6 million, or all foreskins ever removed?

[Anonymous No.14952163]

>>14951050
Wow you successfully made me mad

I hope you’re just trolling. Male genital mutilation is no joke you POS

[Anonymous No.14952883]

Give the gift of Giftgas.