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[Anonymous No.14950267]

Made rice and beans with a spoonful of vegimite, a little bit of franks wing sauce, two drops of dave's ghost pepper sauce a good bit of liquid smoke, garlic / onion powder and some butter. What does that say about me?

[Anonymous No.14950281]

>>14950267
What does it say about you?

Not a vampire and likely an aussie.

[Anonymous No.14950286]

>>14950267

>with a spoonful of vegimite

yikes

[Anonymous No.14950304]

>>14950267
>What does that say about me?
That you've lost control of your life.

[Anonymous No.14950309]

>>14950286
I put that and marmite in pretty everything. As an American, it means more for me! Might've blown out my tasters though.

[Anonymous No.14950320]

>>14950304
It sounds more like he's taking control of his life.

[Anonymous No.14950323]

>>14950304
I am back on 4chan, you're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.14950366]

That you're poor, lazy, and don't really know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.14950395]

>>14950366
Almost, I can afford better food but my taste buds are poor. I'd eat a cigarette off the ground before I'd eat a meal with more than two seperate dishes.

[Anonymous No.14950520]

>>14950267
You're trying to make something more salty and spicy to make it interesting?

Beans and rice is a simple, flexible meal but it doesn't need a lot of heat to be good. Just flavorful.

[Anonymous No.14950541]

>>14950267
You are curious about fashion but not worried about your own appearance. You like to have fun without consequences. You prefer to keep your social circle small and don't trust anybody who isn't part of it. Some days you just want to be alone and take it easy. When you see a rainbow you daydream about climbing it. You prefer hazy clouds to large well-formed ones. As a child you never liked to climb trees. You watch reality television religiously and tell everybody you hate it. You enjoy getting haircuts but are not adventurous about changing your hairstyle. One time you tried making all your socks the same so you would never have odd socks, but then you lost most if them and ended up getting mismatching replacements. You have a habit of losing your keys and blaming the world when you can't find them. You always finish your soup before it'd cool enough to comfortably taste. You've never started a campfire but are confident you would succeed at making one first go. You get annoyed when people say snow is pretty, it just looks dreary and cold to you. You stumble over kerbs an average of twelve times a year. You've never owned a goldfish. You've only ever worn digital watches. You try to get women to like you by describing your faults immediately and wonder why it never works. You are frequently five minutes late for things but consider yourself prompt because it's only a little bit late. You lie about your weight. You don't like to know your neighbours. You own fifteen candles, the same fifteen candles you've owned for seven years. You often forget what day it is. You haven't been to the zoo since you were a child.

[Anonymous No.14950798]

>>14950541
>cold reading anon by saying they experience common things on a frequent basis

[Anonymous No.14950876]

>>14950267
you're probably waiting for your next paycheck or you're dirt poor.

[Anonymous No.14950918]

>>14950541
wtf is this board's problem?

[Anonymous No.14950993]

>>14950267
you enjoy very much the farting.

[Anonymous No.14951046]

>>14950267
Sounds pretty nice but marmite is better than Vegemite and Culley's sauces beat the hell out of yank shit.

[Anonymous No.14951049]

>>14950267
was it good?

[Anonymous No.14951051]

>>14950267
Also why no cumin?

[Anonymous No.14951053]

>Made rice and beans with a spoonful of vegimite

[Anonymous No.14951086]

>>14950267
Use brown rice instead, a little more work, but a lot more taste.

[Anonymous No.14951496]

>>14951086
But the anti-nutrients.

[Anonymous No.14951505]

>>14950267
tryhard blowhard

[Anonymous No.14951657]

>>14950267
You were so stoned you decided to cook everything in the pantery and eat it at once.

[Anonymous No.14952965]

>>14950267
>What does that say about me?

certainly not from the south cause the ghost of my grandma would slap me if i made this shit

[Anonymous No.14953017]

>>14950267
Sounds like you're onto something with a burrito filling.