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>piss in the egg pot, Birry

>> No.14941300

>>14941295
how is it disgusting, its just boy pee

>> No.14941305

>>14941300
1. It's pee
2. It's pee-dophilia

>> No.14941310

>>14941295
Belgium National thingie

>> No.14941322

>>14941295
I'm currently involved in an ageism lawsuit against my local virgin boy eggs factory. They denied my application because I'm 26 years old.

>> No.14941324

me chinese
me play joke
me put peepee in your yolk

>> No.14941349

>>14941322
u wanted to extract the pee?

>> No.14941354

>>14941349
No, I wanted to provide my own

>> No.14941384
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>> No.14941667

>>14941305
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.14941690

>>14941295
its just pee
stop being racist

>> No.14941705

>>14941295
Probably all the small living animals those bug people eat without hesitation. Popping pinkie mice into their mouths like they're fucking tic-tacs.

>> No.14941723

>>14941305
Ha. I like you.

>> No.14943194

>>14941667
>fried chicken feet
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
these to isn't that bad. people eat trotters all the time. and i can see myself eating chicken feet if it's cleaned properly.

>> No.14943208

>>14941690
Is kid pee, chang stop being such a pedo

>> No.14943320

>>14941384
how does this cunt still have fingers

>> No.14943344

>>14941295
IMAGINE the smell

>> No.14943387

>>14941667
>Southern Chinese cuisine
Shit's fucked. Try Sichuan food insdead.

>> No.14943404

https://youtu.be/nGTIs9fvkUA

>> No.14943417

>>14941384
wtf, what is the sauce for this? t. swede

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>>14943194
>>14943387

>> No.14943426

>>14941384
Recipe?

>> No.14943460
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14943460

>>14941295
Stargazy pie from our British friends.

>> No.14943587
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>>14941295
>they think this is food

>> No.14943596

>>14943587
>He think piss eggs is food
Are you a pedo or really enjoy the taste of ammonia in eggs?

>> No.14943611

>>14943587
Nobody fucking eats toast sandwiches, I fucking hate this meme. Some organization made a bunch of old recipies from a book, and the only thing anyone remembers is this one because it turns out it's one of the cheapest possible "meals" even though the actual book said to add some slices of meat anyway.

>> No.14943632

>>14943596
>>14943208
>pedo pedo pedo pedo
look at this fucking projection

>> No.14943772

>>14941723
why don't you marry him then you little reddit faggot

>> No.14943880
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>be little Chinese boy
>meet my uncle during chinese new year
>uncle loves virgin boy eggs
>he asks me to piss in a pot full of eggs
>don't tell him that i was molested by my dad so i'm not a virgin anymore
>watch him eat the eggs anyway
Anyone else have any DEVILISH Joker moments like this?

>> No.14943952

>>14943611
What's your excuse for stargazy pie then, you bad teeth piece of shit?

>> No.14943983

>>14941667
stop posting this

>> No.14944049

>>14943952
Not him but its a festival food that's stayed alive for some reason and now people go "OMG they eat this all the time ick!"
When really its some weird shit they made for a festival from a long time back, and so its tradition to make it during that festival now.

Blame the fisherman who caught those fish all those years back, seriously why they do it. Some lad caught a lot of fish and the brits went "By golly lets bake them into one giant pie with some of their heads sticking out" like when they had a crop failure or something
And they celebrate this still

>> No.14944051

>>14943983
>NOOOOOOO DELETE THIS!!!! CHINA BEST! CHINA STRONG!!!
winnie the pooh confirmed for ***SEETHING***, bruh

>> No.14944063

>>14943952
Some festival shit, nobody makes and eats that at home either you retard

What's your excuse for typing like an ESL cunt?

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>>14941295
what he fuck is wrong with americans? I know you like sharting in wallmart but please don't do it on the buns.

>> No.14944075

>>14943632
Well then I have my response, keep enjoying you little children piss eggs dude it's surely a delicacy for people like you (;

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>>14941295
Blood matzo balls, Simon of Trent style.

>> No.14944115

>>14943983
it's pasta

>> No.14944147

>>14941667
>Lemme just throw half of this carcass in the trash
Yeah no, offal is pretty based desu

>> No.14944191

>>14941384
is this a blood eagle?

>> No.14944231

>>14943632
How is it projection? You're defending actual pedophilia

>> No.14944234

>>14943772
Ha. I like you.

>> No.14944236

>>14941295
what is this? is it literally piss? I just want to know what its called.

>> No.14944245

>>14944236
Virgin boy eggs. They're a delicacy. Elementary schools gather piss from their students and sell it to cooks who boil eggs in it

>> No.14944253

>>14941295
Pagpag from the philippines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7gDBVmgIRA

>> No.14944255

>>14944253
I would never eat this, but good on them for limiting waste in their shithole country.

>> No.14944257

>>14944231
>what is urine therapy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy
no everything remotely involving anything to do with children is pedophilia you tit. Urine is not even inherently sexual. Fucking burgers.

>> No.14944266

>>14944257
>what is urine therapy
Pseudoscience for disgusting perverts?
>you tit
Of course the pedo is English. Err i mean paki. Don't you have kids to groom?

>> No.14944271

>>14944266
>>14944231
its not pedophilia, its just concept of chinese medicine.

you are literally projecting a western assumption on a cultural practice that has zero sexual elements. Fuck off.

>> No.14944280

>>14944271
>No sexual elements
It's called VIRGIN boy egg. How is that not sexual?

>> No.14944292

>>14944280
>>14944280
.........
virgin is a english translation of the name
in chinese the actual name is just "chaste boy eggs"
the boy has to be a "virgin" (before puberty) so the urine is not tainted with adult sexual elements.

it has nothing to do about sex, but rather the concept of balancing YIN vs YANG energy in your body.
talk about jumping to conclusions.

>> No.14944304

>>14944292
>it's not about sex! It actually 'chaste'
Chastity is about sex you stupid pedo

>> No.14944326

>>14944304
CHASTE
/tʃeJst/
Adjective
not having any sexual nature or intention.
"a chaste, consoling embrace"

learn to english you retard
what is wrong with your brain that you immediately jump to SEX if a child is mentioned?
seriously if this was actually about pedophilla this is a very roundabout way to do doing any all. Seriously? just pee flavoured eggs?

>> No.14944331

>>14944326
to do nothing at all*

>> No.14944336 [DELETED] 

>>14944326
Are you implying people don't fetishize chastity? Serious stop defending pedophilia you paki chink

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>>14944280
>>14944336
>>14944304
can you educate yourself before ranting about some boogeyman?

>> No.14944358

>>14944326
>not having any sexual nature
>sexual
>sex
>s
>>14944350
pedo cope

>> No.14944361

>>14944350
Pedophilia isn't culture. It's a cancer and needs to be exterminated. Along with the poor kids they exploited to make such abominations.

>> No.14944363

>>14944358
2/10
>being so bored you have to shitpost about literal pee eggs on a cooking board

>> No.14944379

>>14944363
>being so desperate for child affection you need to shill literal watersports with an underage boy
-666/10

>> No.14944383

>>14941667
stale as fuck

>> No.14944384

>>14941295
Test post.

>> No.14944389

>>14944336
>>14944231
if this was actually pedo there would be a girl version. But there isnt. The urine is collected anonymously. The public who buy it dont even see or know which boys the urine came from.
Actually, there is no real guarantee it would be from a boy at all. Unless the taste does differ.

>> No.14944390

>>14944253
Compost it or feed it to pigs, Jesus Christ.

>> No.14944397

>>14944389
>>knowing the taste of urine enough to distinguish whether or not a little boy pissed into your eggs
>50 cent army will argue this isn't pedo

>> No.14944402

>>14944389
Have you ever heard of the term "pederasty"? Just because a pedo molests only boys and not girls doesn't mean he's not a pedo.

>> No.14944407

>>14941667
You will always be yellow, pasta man

>> No.14944412

>>14944402
ya but logically there would be a market for both genders.
but there are no girl eggs. They dont even make it. It is clearly folk medicine and heres your (You)

>> No.14944427

>>14944412
No because going against Chinese culture in China will get you negative social credit points.
There was this fag who challenged kung fu masters to fights and won every one of them and he got banned from practicing martial arts by the government.

>> No.14944437

>>14944427
link pls

>> No.14944461

>>14944437
Xu Xiaodong

>> No.14944482

>>14944389
Most pedos prefer boys.

>> No.14944492

>>14944461
>Xu Xiaodong
ah yes, it's this guy. thanks for the reminder

>> No.14944503

>>14944482
???

>> No.14944508

>>14941295
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.14944518

ITT: butthurt indians and peenoises

>> No.14944548

Look at all this disgusting piss fetish people defending a pedo dish, you have to be some kind of perverted fuck to enjoy eating piss of a virgin boy, mmm delicious urine of a little kid, nothing sexual in anyway but it has to be from a middle school kid so it is tastier for reasons...no sexual tho, the remark in virgin is purely "chastity" and "medicinal"

>> No.14944560

>>14944548
>projection: the post
people who constantly cry about such things often have skeletons in their closets.

>> No.14944575

>>14944560
no you're just mentally ill. seek help piss drinkier

>> No.14944585

>>14944575
>says the personing constantly being dishonest about what the dish is about
the egg is just flavoured with urine, you dont actually drink the liquid. It doesnt even come with urine.
im sure you are using it to "virtue signal" about your own little fetishes though.

>> No.14944588

>>14944560
Sorry buddy don't mix me with your weird fetish and sexual deviations I mean you can drink all the urine you want, but why be a creep about it and get childrens into it? Disgusting, you know my niece just took a shit before you want to make some ravioli with it? Maybe is a delicacy for people like you, or it just "virgins boys" for your spiritual medicine?

>> No.14944592

>>14944588
??what has this thing got to do with girls and shit?? dafuq

like I said, you people complaining about it sure have some WEIRD associations

>> No.14944607

>>14944592
Oh so it is just little boys with you my bad, mmmm delicious ammonia tasting eggs from little kids such a delicacy so exotic, such a rich culture, that sweet taste of urine must be great for people like you

>> No.14944612

>>14944607
>pedo is literally spazzing out now that he has been revealed

kek.

>> No.14944628

>>14944612
Sure buddy go eat some nice little children eggs they are good for you (;

>> No.14944636

>>14944628
>he put to prose, two posts after calling people out for projection

>> No.14944646

>>14944636
Ey I'm not the one defending such a disgusting creepy dish, but if you like urine and little kids guess I can't change your mind it seems

>> No.14944660

>>14944628
>>14944646
>>14944585
this is like those super homophobes screaming about "faggots" and "everything is gay" but then years later they get outed hiring some male prostitutes.

dude, maybe you are the thing you keep seeing and crying about.

>> No.14944684

>>14944069
bro, you have not eaten until you've eaten a chili dog where the chili looks like diarrhea. legit best thing ever.

>> No.14944688

>>14944660
Why are you so mad about people don't liking a disgusting dish like this? Is creepy and borderline pedophile, you seem to quick on calling people out for "projecting" but you are the only one talking about how it is "just urine" haha "little kids used on it is just because a weird caveman china medicine", keep coping and calling me names, but you are the disgusting creep here, don't try to throw that at me

>> No.14944707

Fish lung in Asia. I can't even find a picture.

>> No.14944719

>>14944688
you are the one who is so certain it is "pedophilla" and is so keen to describe the taste of boys urine (???) and also mentions girls and their shit (???) when the logic behind the dish literally has nothing to do with sexual stuff

this is projecting101. You have issues even hogging a thread this much about a dish you "dont like" and will never encounter in your life. I'm not the only one calling you out here.

>> No.14944724

>>14943880
underrated kek

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>>14944257
>Urine is not even inherently sexual.
Not to you, but to me, it very much is. Fuck you anon.

>> No.14944738

>>14944719
Sure buddy keep telling you that (;
Are you going to search some urine this year? Do you pay the parents or just search for it in schools?

>> No.14944747

>>14944231
it's not pedophilia because it's only for taste you fucking chud

>> No.14944764

>>14944747
Keep telling you that chud (;
Mmm ammonia tasting eggs, have to be from little kids tho, it's not the same if not

>> No.14944765

>>14944747
This insectoid is mad as hell that pedophilic practices of Chinese food culture are getting called out.

>> No.14944771

>>14944738
the vendors are the ones doing that and they are often just old ladies.
This is folk medicine and you are the one screaming about pedophilia to everybody who enters this thread.

There are many dishes I dont like but I dont post 100 comments about them in a single thread. Like seriously wtf?

>> No.14944774

>>14944738
The schools bring in the cooks who make it and they have a whole thing about pissing in it. Sometimes they'll have a bucket in a public restroom if parents want to let their kid donate their piss

>> No.14944793

>>14944764
it literally doesn't taste right if it's not from young men. That's the truth, it's only a flavor thing

>> No.14944811

>>14944747
I hope you learn how to kill your self one day

>> No.14944818

>>14944793
Ah yes yes purely a flavor thing, you know gotta be sure that urine taste good while boiling eggs on it, thats why you search for virgin boys , so exotic dish, wow such a millenary culture, delicious, urine tasting eggs >>14944774

>> No.14944824

My webcam darling often 'cum' urine. Would love to drink.

>> No.14944831

>>14944811
you'd kill yourself if you realized what cuisine you'd been missing out on all your life chud

>> No.14944839

>>14944818
the eggs themselves don't taste like urine, when you boil eggs in the urine it creates a totally new flavor. Best I can describe it is savory and bitter

>> No.14944961

>>14944831
>Missing on piss eggs
Sorry I'm not into that fetish, must be good for people like you tho chud (;

>> No.14945022

>>14944147
Organ meat is good for you. That shit is not.

>turtle/shark fin soup

Kills endangered sharks and leaves them to die from starvation while limbless because it is wasting all of the animal they leave alive, for cartilage they think will make their pee pee harder.

>fried chicken feet

Bone and gristle. Not healthy at all. Frying heats anything healthy into rubbish. The best way to use chicken feet is a bone broth and to discard the disgusting feet after you've boiled all nutrients out of the bones and cartilage.

>pig uterus noodles

Liver, heart, lungs, etc are far better than a fucking uterus. A uterus isn't known for any health benefits except avoiding starvation by eating something nasty. Like head cheese.

>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle

Frying boosts calories while lowering nutritional value. You can't live off of gristle alone.

>unidentifed fish balls on a stick

Chinese food stands have been caught selling fish they pulled from the sewers.

>boiled dog meat

Only allowable in times of starvation. To do this often shits on the bond with man's best friend. Every other race bred dogs to help them hunt. Only chinks were disgusting and thought to raise them for meat.

>one time, monkey brains

Brains contain a protein that cannot be destroyed that causes insanity from building up in the brain. This disease is the main reason there are rarely any cannibal cultures left in the world.

>> No.14945117

>>14944069
Goes in like that and goes out like that

>> No.14945123

>>14945022
This is peak autism, zhang.

>> No.14945326 [DELETED] 

im going to go suck on some little girls pussy
dont worry it's only for taste I'm not a pedophile ok

>> No.14945339

>>14945022
its an unfunny stale pasta that has been spammed constantly for months.

>> No.14945423

>>14941667
Seething Hong Cuck