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/ck/ pics that makes you question your faith in humanity or are just intriguing. Hit me with your best shot

>> No.14929096
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Aleeged swedish pizza

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Crabbo pizza

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Sanic curry

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Banana/pineapple pizza. Alas, humanity.

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'murica in a nutshell.
That's almost everything i have

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this disgusting “buffalo pizza” sloppa i had ordered yesterday. was realky bad, idk what i was thinking

>> No.14929157

>>14929148
Ah, what the fuck? Entire wings?

>> No.14929175

>>14929148
Delet this now

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>> No.14929206

>>14929148
Lol how can anyone order that? Even more, how can anyone think thats a good idea?
>>14929176
Would eat/10 pretty funny
>>14929195
Cool design, looks tasty

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>> No.14929221

>>14929148
how do I delete another poster's pic?

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>>14929218
Kek, goes right into my folder. Keep it up /ck/, thread looks promising

>> No.14929405

>>14929401
it's called parboiling

>> No.14929427

>>14929148
Hwhat the fuck

>>14929176
That side dish of Ambrosia Salad makes me think this picture is from the 50s or 60s

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Lets raise the stakes: which one would you have irl and wich one would you make your nemesys eat

>> No.14929515

>>14929148
I ordered the fucking BONELESS pizza

>> No.14929563

>>14929107
he cute
>>14929123
this is european you big silly dingus
>>14929144
this immediately turn my smile into a frown

>> No.14929648

>>14929215
i wish that was my dick

>> No.14929744

>>14929401
pizza is a type of dumpling you know

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>> No.14929797

>>14929793
Wtf

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>>14929797
that's kahm yeast

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>>14929810
gatorade kombucha pellicles

>> No.14929841

>>14929768
That thread was based. Dude bought an entire wheel and someone told him to bite into it.

>> No.14929897

>>14929215
how is that loosing faith in humanity at all?
if anything it just make me sad I will never find wife like that

>>14929563
>this is european you big silly dingus
I doubt it

>>14929119
that one is indeed weird, though pineapple in pizza isn't bad at all

>> No.14929956

>>14929082
it's fresher than frozen fish fo sho

>> No.14929961

>>14929107
Sleep tight crabbo

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>>14929961

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Here's a classic.

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>> No.14930097

>>14930058
>thesneed.com

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>>14930104

>> No.14930117

>>14929144
no no no NO NO NO NO NOOOO NO

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>>14930093
nice

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>> No.14930148

>>14929195
Metroid?

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>>14930090

>> No.14930159

>>14930136
I'd rather the money go to the gumball man than to a "charity" that pays its Hebrew board members then gives the leftover 10% to cancer kids, and i get a free gumball for my good deed.

>> No.14930168

>>14930053
I have an overwhelming urge to grab the back of her head and just slam her face into that cranberry tower

>> No.14930179

>>14929148
You made this as a joke right? Nobody actually puts whole buffalo wings on buffalo chicken pizza, certainly not a real restaurant.

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>> No.14930388

>>14929897
>it just make me sad I will never find wife like that
preteen?

>> No.14930434

>>14930388
No, I'm 58.

>> No.14930487

>>14930071
I can't be the only fag to see this is a death note reference.

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>>14929504
I wouldn't make my worst enemy eat that monstrosity. What gave you the right to post that shit?

>> No.14930495

>>14930434
why would a person almost 60 want a 12 year young wife

>> No.14930531

>>14930495
Because my wife is a bitter hag

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>>14930092
Who wore it better?

>> No.14930542

>>14930495
I don't, I'm just pointing out I'm not preteen

>> No.14930544

>>14929772
>>14929780
>>14929785
Are you not supposed to eat it like this? I mean we all know right lol but are you not?

>> No.14930554

>>14929148
I would have returned that shit and demanded my money back 2bh

>> No.14930676

>>14929768
Kek now i have the urge to take a bite too. Always wanted to desu
>>14929793
Wtf is this arcane liquid
>>14929810
Im afraid to ask what... Is that exactly?
>>14929983
Living the dream. Why would anyone do it and why isnt everyone doing it?
>>14930053
Kek depression jam doesnt feel so good
>>14930058
Well it painstainkingly true i guess

>> No.14930698

>>14930676
>Im afraid to ask what... Is that exactly?
you can read my thread about it here
>>/ck/thread/S10407977

>> No.14930718

>>14930676
>Wtf is this arcane liquid
It's kahm yeast which can show up whenever you're fermenting something. It's not at all harmful but it makes your ferment taste like shit.

>> No.14930788

>>14929096
These exist, they are a meme tho and you would be better off buying both items separate then eatin it together as the burger gets fucked

>> No.14930819

>>14930539
>hating on free chili and cheese
>on an already dirt cheap hotdog
not gonna make it.

>> No.14930847

>>14930148
Yeah.

>> No.14930870

>>14930487
I assumed it was a Twilight thing.

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>> No.14930897

>>14929096
That’s something I’d eat with the lights turned off and make sure there are no mirrors so I don’t see myself

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>>14930078
Fucking spies.

>> No.14930941

>>14930089
>>14930090
>>14930099
>>14930104
Yall have obviously never worked in a grocery store before. This shit is hilarious for 3rd shift stock crew.

>> No.14931111

>>14930885
I don’t get it

>> No.14931132

>>14931111
Wine. In a box. Plus random crackers. Mainly wine in a box

>> No.14931157

>>14931132
Nothing wrong with boxed wine, I’m surprised this board hates it when every other thread is about Taco Bell or McDonald’s

>> No.14931273

>>14930092
Kill me.

>> No.14931443

>>14931111
Boxed wine + Cheez-Its is a funny combination. Probably tastes good though.

>> No.14931449

>>14929148
Has science finally gone too far?

>> No.14931463

>>14929110
Blue food has always been a terrible thing

>> No.14931522

>>14930058
Need to make a left half with nothing, and a right side with every single topping available.
Communism, not even once.

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>>14929110
Might be good with some Sanic pickles.

>> No.14931537

>>14931111
it's a play on pairing wine and cheese

>> No.14931546

>>14931157
The children making fast food threads have never tasted wine. Only giant sized sodas for them, none of that icky stuff.

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After all these years, I still have so many questions

>> No.14931554

>>14929772
I remember this thread. Wasn't it the kid whose parents left him alone for the afternoon and he ate it by the door to make sure they weren't coming home.

>> No.14931561

>>14931533
The label calls him a "dragon"

>> No.14931562

>>14930063
This hit me right in the feels

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>> No.14931574

>>14931551
>freetown
South Africa. 'nuff said.

>> No.14931575

>>14930117
What's wrong? It probably just tastes similar to pineapple pizza

>> No.14931577

>>14931572
Is this a real life Simpsons packaging parody?

>> No.14931578

>>14931546
I've tasted plenty of it. I used to be an alcoholic. Now I shitpost about fast food and laugh at seething fellas like you.

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>> No.14931587

>>14931533
I thought sonic hated pickles

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>> No.14931603

>>14931111
Checked. Based confusionposter.

>> No.14931604

>>14931594
Illiteracy isn't funny.

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>> No.14931636

>>14931631
100% american

>> No.14931643

>>14931551
Holy shit

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>> No.14931684

>>14931572
>Now melts!

>> No.14931811

>>14931644
there is 100% nothing wrong with crisp sandwiches you barbarians

>> No.14931822

>>14929148
This is from some staged food network show about failing restaurants right?

>> No.14931823

>>14931811
I will never understand how a nation of obese alcoholics who regular consume meals consisting of nothing but empty carbs gets the audacity to call America fat.

>> No.14931827

>>14931823
because you're fat!
https://youtu.be/F-dZGsd2rAY

>> No.14931829

>>14931811
why are american men so fucking gay? if you say "carbs" you are gay.
I bet you also say "y'all"
fucking faggot

>> No.14931833

>>14931829
You replied to the wrong post you carb overloaded sack of gelatin for brains

>> No.14931836

>>14931111
White women.

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>> No.14931884

>>14929144
I mean is pineapple can go on pizza, why not

>> No.14931897

>>14931833
y'all so scared of carbs?

>> No.14931900

>>14930058
This made me laugh for a full minute

>> No.14931911

>>14931900
You must be like 16 if you've never seen this before

>> No.14931912

>>14931594
Apparently this is for babies/disableds who can't swallow normal liquids.

>> No.14931919

>>14931911
Sorry Mr Oldfag, I'll do better in future, honest I will

>> No.14931924

>>14931919
No you won't. You will continue to disappoint me. Zoomers are good for one thing: being skinny and taking HRT and letting me fuck them in the ass.

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>>14931924
Imagine seeing someone laughing at a silly picture of pizza and almost immediately start thinking about fucking trannies.

>> No.14931946

>>14931935
Naw its the thought of white boys who are so young that they haven't seen a meme pic posted regularly since 2006 that gets me randy :^)

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>>14929082
The only thing mysterious about this is how you can eat animals in 2020.

It's the silent holocaust, and it's happening on your plates.

>> No.14931960

>>14931954
GOOD

>> No.14931967

>>14931574
1/10 for visual observation

>> No.14931975

>>14931967
How do you observe if not visually?

>> No.14932007

>>14930159
based noticer

>> No.14932008

>>14931975
>But when scientist observed the experiment the wave function collapsed, scientist noticed this by simply staring at it.

>> No.14932022

>>14931954
If cows didn't want to be eaten, they wouldn't make themselves more tasty that vegetables

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>> No.14932062

>>14931879
the government doesn't even bother fixing these houses, they just burn them down and start over

>> No.14932079

>>14930179
anon.. I...

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>> No.14932106

>>14931594
The powdered version of that stuff is amazing. Two spoonfuls turn a glass of water into Jello.

>> No.14932130

>>14932106
It's just modified starches.

You should try guar and xanthan gums, they are even cheaper and xanthan makes water turn into sportsmen gel consistency while guar gum is more jelly-like... there is also karagen stuff that thickens things into molten vanilla ice cream consistency but it is said that it's unhealthy.

>> No.14932186

>>14931594
Good for cricket farming, lil bastards love drowning themselves

>> No.14932201

>>14931935
Kek

>> No.14932295

>>14932130
You are speaking an alien language to me. Im more of a Fornax and Xanax guy myself

>> No.14932548

>>14931157
this
boxed wine is absolutely fine

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>>14931578
Congrats on quitting

>> No.14932638

>>14930179
>>14931822
no, i’m from eastern europe so shit like this passes for authentic burger cuisine. the restaurant i got it from has pristine interviews on the delivery app. the worst part about the ‘za were mushy pieces of celery stalk laid evenly all over the dough, but they’re not even visible on the pic through the cheese/sauce vomit and the wings.

>> No.14932664

>>14930885
>Boxed wine
Do Americans fucking really??

>> No.14932712

>>14929897
>I doubt it
They had TV ads for them here
They're marketed to bachelors and sports fans
t. denmark

>> No.14932713

>>14932022
This.

>> No.14932714

>>14930388
what kind of sad place do you live in to think pic related has to be a preteen woman?

>> No.14932735

>>14932712
>They're marketed to bachelors and sports fans
>t. denmark
well, just because it was sold and advertised in your country, it doesn't mean it was made (or even produced) there

>> No.14932779

>>14929123
>>14932735
Not sure if you're being thick on purpose, but Dr. Oetker's a German company. They make trashy frozen junk food you can buy in pretty much any European country, plus Canada and South Africa. However, they have next to no market presence in the US and no American factories.

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>> No.14932945

>>14932850
So was this like, vegan hypocritical meat is murder vandalism or something?

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>>14932638
>pristine interviews

>> No.14933024

>>14930941
Right. Why would we work shitty jobs? Strange point to make.

>> No.14933041

>>14932945
Nah, just a random accident:

>A bull fled a cattle truck into a supermarket in Bayern where it was shot there. The animal has fled from the trailer on Monday after an accident in Eggenfelden and could not be caught be emergency services, police said. After the bull injured a firefighter, it stormed straight into supermarket. The building was cleared. A police officer eventually shot the animal. The damage in the supermarket was estimated at around €10 000.

>> No.14933052

>>14932850
sleep tight cow, what a shit horrible way to go

>> No.14933077

>>14930539
>Who wore it better?
>>14930819
>not gonna make it.
fucking christ you trannies go back

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>>14929082

>> No.14933095

>>14929082
Lil fishes need no air?

>> No.14933100

>>14932548
>>14931157
boxed wine is for faggots.
enjoy your headaches

>> No.14933102

>>14930016
you would have hated this place back in 2007

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probably the most offensive image of 2019 right here

>> No.14933109

>>14933105
What if you like busted yolk?

>> No.14933115

>>14933102
That's the thing, reddit is full of old humor and fads that have overstayed their welcome

>> No.14933117

>>14933089
Do i... Wanna know?
>>14933105
How can you curse so much two fucking eggs

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>>14933109
i busted my yolk on ya mothas cootah
then a blak gintlemun said CLEAN DAT UP CHIPPA we dont waste food here, now go make me a SCRAM SLAM CHIPPA

>> No.14933122

>>14933105
yeah, that cardboard plate .. jeeezz

>> No.14933194

>>14933115
>old humor and fads that have overstayed their welcome
you must hate this site now, too. that's just the reality of any vaguely popular site. look at the 3000th thread of the same jackshit webms, the same 'america really' b8 threads, the same whining about some fast food joint dropping a menu item

>> No.14933202

>>14929148
looks like the gooey texture they use for aliens in doom and duke nukem

>> No.14933242

>>14932991
had a brainfart. meant excellent reviews. english is not my first language.

>> No.14933526

>>14931551
https://youtu.be/XehwSM9n_Ko

>> No.14933652
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>>14932022
>>14932713
Racist white redneck IDIOTS detected. Woohoo! Vote TRUMP huh? Yeah good LUCK. You're going to need it.

We're going to tax the hell out of meat when Biden wins.

>> No.14933663

>>14929123
pizzaburger was good though

>> No.14933904

>>14933652
>we
?

>> No.14933938

>>14933652
biden is the same as trump in regards to taxes

>> No.14934018

>>14933652
I raise my own meat, so go fuck yourself. Never mind, you won't need to. Get used to having Kamala's fat cock up your ass.

>> No.14934024

>>14932093
I dont get it

>> No.14934051

>>14929107
You say crab, but that could just as easily be rasta pizza.

>> No.14934065

>>14934024
It’s steak with Mac and cheese on top

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>>14930488
Checked.

>> No.14934081

>>14929110
>Don't just sit there and waste your precious time. When you want to do something, do it right away. Do it when you can. It's the only way to live a life without regrets.

>> No.14934085

>>14932850
Now THAT'S fresh!

>> No.14934120

>>14930885
>never heard of wine boxes
its just wine, in square shape instead of circular, doesn't change the flavor

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>>14932295

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>>14933526
it's... beautiful

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This one fucker who managed to fuck up pickling.

>> No.14934202

>>14932093
trypophobia

>> No.14934225

>>14934154
Good on you for not including the "include me in the screencap" replies, but I think the fact that guy got nearly a hundred replies was a part of the humour.

>> No.14934235

>>14932664
From my experience it's mostly australians. they love their goon bags

>> No.14934253

>>14933100
>remove bag from box
>ho ho ho now I have bag wine
>tie bag to raft as you go down nearby river leisurely
>now I have cold wine that floats beside me
Bitches love that shit.

>> No.14934287

>>14933526
>>14933526
amazing

>> No.14934325

>>14931551
i was in a thread where someone found and imported this, apparently there was nothing wrong with it. it's cheap swill but nothing you wouldnt expect other than the packaging

but then again you can also get soy sauce in jerry cans so whatever

>> No.14934334

>>14932638
>this passes for authentic burger cuisine
they aint wrong

>> No.14934343

>>14929768
whats wrong here other than the memey "lol i bit it funny" chunk taken out? its just cheese

>> No.14934349

>>14930544
it would be uncouth to just bite into it instead of using a fork or putting it on a cracker or something
but yeah i dont get how it's "misterious"

>> No.14934357

>>14934154
>>14934225
Nah that one reply is still the best one

>> No.14934365

>>14930016
what do you get out of calling out harmless fun?

>> No.14934371

>>14929148
fucking hell

>> No.14934385

>>14934154
ive never tried to pickle anything. i tried to ferment rice though and all i got for my trouble is blue mold. is this a huge overreaction or is it really that easy?

>> No.14934384

>>14933102
>>14933115
>>14933194
>>14934365
This is really, really cringe. You’ve both outed yourselves as newfags, pretty hardcore too. Why even bother arguing over who’s a newfaggot when both of you stowaways arrived in 2016? Just fuck off and accept that the old internet is dead because of literal zoomers just like you.

>> No.14934391

>>14929148
oh yeah just what i need in my pizza, BONES

>> No.14934406

>>14934018
cring

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>> No.14934437

>>14934384
>cringe
>zoomers
>2016
Lmao, lookit this newfag.

>> No.14934449

>>14934385
It's an overreaction. The thread was 99% just ribbing him for buying a fucking $80 "pickling kit" and still fucking up something you could do with under $5 of common groceries.

>> No.14934484

>>14931912
This, there is a reason why it looks like it is in the medical section.

>> No.14934493

>>14934449
>a fucking $80 "pickling kit"
holy shit lmao what a domeass

>>14930698
>>14930676
>>14929810
a dude i met in a bar once claimed his buddy made prison hooch style homebrew with gatorade and some kind of cheap yeast, and it actually worked out just fine. the yeast did fine in the massive amount of sugar and ELEKTROLYTE'S and the aggressive flavoring of Powerade™ masked the usual off-notes of shitty homemade hooch.

>> No.14934532

>>14934437
>you would have hated this place back in 2007
Someone who definitely wasn’t even on the internet in 2007 would say this
>That's the thing, reddit is full of old humor and fads that have overstayed their welcome
Someone who definitely has only browsed 4chan for the last 2 years and thinks it’s basically anonymous Twitter would say this
> you must hate this site now, too. that's just the reality of any vaguely popular site. look at the 3000th thread of the same jackshit webms, the same 'america really' b8 threads, the same whining about some fast food joint dropping a menu item
This is the only post that would somewhat signal actually being on this website for a decent amount of time, but it’s still overshadowed by the fact that only a newfaggot who’s been here a few years wouldn’t realize this is par for the course for this retarded website
> what do you get out of calling out harmless fun?
The clearest newfag that has obviously only been on this site a handful of times at most

>> No.14934536

Were links a buff or a nerf to my nurse/bad reaction anti-heal deck?

>> No.14934669

>>14931954
Most plants are just straight up hazardous or has some some mechanism that tries to protect itself form being eaten. Literally what is the difference?

>> No.14934797

>>14934051
Fair point

>> No.14934880

>>14934051
DUDE BREADSTICKS LMAO

>> No.14935025

>>14934449
If i remember correctly it was actually 200 dollars everything. Nigga got scammed hard.

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>>14929110
For me, it's Cirno curry

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>>14929148

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>>14932850
>*Tap tap* Clean up on isle 3, that's a clean up on isle 3. Thank you.

>> No.14935521

>>14929082
Nice

>> No.14935526

>>14934493
>cheap yeast
Prison yeast is free, just don't wash your balls and inner thighs for a week or so.

>> No.14935528

>>14934532
tl;dr

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>>14934154
>>14935025
>>>/ck/thread/S14582115
Also, I only counted 6 "put me in the screencap"s, which was less than I thought but still 6 too many.

>> No.14935602

>>14929772
are you not supposed to eat the white mold part ? I did and nothing happened

>> No.14935637

>>14929772
>>14929780
tiny faggot bites lol

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>>14935552
>and I've seen a dude throw a grenade into his toilet
I recognize this event

>> No.14935833

>>14935667
got a link to a news article so i know this is not fake.

>> No.14935859

>>14933109
>>14933117
>>14933122

they are talking about all the old busted up cast iron seasoning going into his nice little helpless eggie

>> No.14935918

>>14934120
It's not that it's in a box, it's that the box also contains Cheez-Its.

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>> No.14936219

>>14929148
>not boneless pizza

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>>14930539
chilli cheese drink machines bring me back to being a teenager.
every single night i visited my friend to game at his place, without fail, he would either eat a large pizza from dominos by himself or we would walk to the local Hucks and i got to watch him eat 3 baskets full of gas station nachos at 3am.

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faggy stuff right from christopher street, only $60 a plate

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This is my favorite photo. I wish it had the date in digital read out like the old film photos used to do on it. But I love this photo

>> No.14936465

>>14929768
I have to admit there's something about this picture that's absolute kino

>> No.14936482

>>14935667
I miss when /k/ was fun.

>> No.14936512

>>14934154
No lie I felt bad for this guy. I hope he gave pickling another shot. If anything he should be proud that he could do what others could not: fuck up pickling

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>>14931644
Fairy bread is fucking amazing. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

>> No.14936547

>>14931578
good job anon

>> No.14936587

>>14935526
I think he used a hunk of bread or something.

>> No.14936602

>>14929990
I didn't know Italy had a naval force.

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I have fantasies of how I intend to stock my fridge once I own my own house. This is going to sound silly but something that I'll want to have stocked all the time is an entire case of Bawls. For some reason the mental image I have in my mind of a fridge full of these bottles at any given time screams "he made it" to me. Although, compared to tons of alternatives, ~$50 for a case of 24 bottles is chump change. I'm sure plenty of you spend $50 of just a single bottle of vodka / whiskey. My biggest problem will be, I have no idea how I'm going to hold back the temptation to drink them all up. I refrain from buying soda in general because if it's there, I'll drink it.

>> No.14936636

>>14931684
that's not too weird since cheese melting vs burning just has to do with the fat content

>> No.14936655

>>14931574
It even says Sierra Leone on it, you chud.

>> No.14936664

>>14931581
So...

Baked pot stickers with a side of black cock?

>> No.14936678

>>14936587
I feel like he must have, there's a lot of bacteria that would love to eat a huge pool of refined sugar like some gatorade. So he would have to had introduce enough yeast so that the "good guys win." It's possible to start the process with a wild ferment (aka the other anon's ball sweat idea) and that can work but it's a crapshoot.

>> No.14936685

>>14936610
brings me back to the cs 1.6 days

>> No.14936706

>>14933120
Why the fuck did I lose to this post of all things?

>> No.14936733

>>14936515
>buttered bread except I put sprinkles on it
Someone needs to chain some nukes and flood the outback so it alters the climate of your interior, leading to expanded living space for the Australian people. Cunt.

>> No.14936763

>>14936610
Based I would always get a bawls going to quakecon but covid took that away and now my dad has it

>> No.14936772

>>14936678
god knows I can't find the site now, but there was one dude who did a bunch of ebin prankstery stuff (tried to see what signatures he could get away with on a credit card before they wouldnt let him go, saw what kinda junk toll booths eat and still let you through) but one of his articles was a wine tasting like diatribe on some pruno he made according to various "canon" recipes


anyway, the most common type of prison hooch uses bread from the cafeteria since sometimes it's not WonderBread and is a real baked bread from somewhere. additional sugar for fermenting (and LOADs of Flavor) generally come from gummy candies, which are available at any commissary and are a common treat smuggled in or given in care packages. the mineral oil coating likely keeps them sterile enough for use in hooch. many recipes call for juice in addition or instead, and you know prison juice is out of a sterile TetraPak. then you only have to worry about the water, which despite how easily we can meme about the US being 3rd world, typically doesn't have lots of biological contaminants and is usually poison for heavy metal and chemical residues

>>14936733
>>14936515
in college I tried it out, completely unaware that it was A Thing in ausfailia. i just figured "white bread is *basically* cake as it is, why not white bread and icing and sprinkles?"

it's ok.

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>> No.14936899

>>14930100
Their is something strangely religious about this pic

>> No.14936927

>>14929144
I'm more worried about whatever those long pink stands are

>> No.14936988

>>14936927
looks like sliced ham sliced further into ribbons. it's a not uncommon topping

>> No.14936989

>>14936664
i think that used to be an eggplant

>> No.14937011

>>14931581
What the fuck is up with those potstickers

>> No.14937052

>>14936390
Is that gangrene cream?

>> No.14937062

>>14932850
):

>> No.14937064

>>14936988
Oh, thank God. Thats pretty normal

>> No.14937067

>>14933120
FAWKIN HOME RUN

>> No.14937127

>>14933120
suuuuure

>> No.14937164

>>14929110
MMMM, sunic cum

>> No.14937183

>>14929215
If that was my cock I would cum.

>> No.14937192

>>14929119
Pineapple is fine on pizza the acidity goes well with other toppings, pineapple & jalapeño is a great combo
Plain sweet toppings are an abomination

>> No.14937252

>>14936610
Get a seperate chest fridge in your garage, the minor inconvenience of opening 1 additional door to grab some alcohol will keep you from drinking too much.

>> No.14937294

>>14931132
>>14932664
Frenchanon here. The issue isn't that wine is conditioned in a box, everybody does that and it's been proven not to alter taste unless you're into maturing wine in your cave.
The real issue here is that it's advertised as "RED BLEND".

>> No.14937311

>>14929841
ah yes the chinese fake parmesan

>> No.14937329

>>14935667
I hope /k/retins would off themselves one by one in such a comedic fashion

>> No.14937370

>>14937064
what did you think it was?
earthworms?

>> No.14937440

>>14937294
What’s wrong with blend wines? Bordeaux makes plenty.

>> No.14937446

>>14936927
It could be as the other anon replied, ham, or it could prbably be red onions.
Might be other things it could be, but it doesn't look off to me, whatever it is.

>> No.14937458

>>14929157
How can you even tell they are wings... jesus christ. I opened the image before reading the comment and thought it was some sort of very ripe banana someone decided to put on their homemade pizza.

>> No.14937465

>>14929148
>idk what i was thinking
there is absolutelt no WAY this is on you to expect the pizza to be like this. Holy shit that pizza looks like you personified /b/, made it a homeless drugee if it wasnt already, then left them alone for 50 years before transforming them into a pizza.

>> No.14937467

>>14929148
I almosy want to report this post as illegal content because even though there really isnt a law against this, there really should be.

>> No.14937470

>>14937467
(n-not really dont.. its a joke okay? joke... uh...)

>> No.14937478

>>14930179
That would be a pretty expensive and wasteful troll.

>> No.14937484

>>14937478
>pizza and buffalo wings are expensive

>> No.14937491

>>14932638
How are you alive?
Surely regardless of culture, no human being could review this place well. Its like their running a scheme where they realize they can't make good pizza, so instead, they just make the pizza so horrivly bad anyone wpuld otherwise review it besides their bots dies.

Run away and never return, anon.

>> No.14937494

>>14929148
>he ordered the bone'd pizza

>> No.14937501

>>14937484
I said expensive and wasteful. Expensive is relative. Wasteful also includes having to clean up the fucking mess.

>> No.14937514

>>14930539
theres no requirement to buy anything right? could i just take a tub and fill it with chilli then go home

>> No.14937519

>>14931132
>Wine. In a box
>he doesnt know about goon bags
ngmi

>> No.14937520

>>14934154
He even references the grenade in the toilet. This thread is pretty meta and I like it

>> No.14937521

>>14929176
Thats not bad at all as far as I'm concerned. No more fucked than thr way ablof of seafood items look normally. Just pretend I'm in some fantasy realm where we sre eating slain monsters.

Crustaceans and whatnot always look/seem bug-ish anyway. I think it was presented very well.

>> No.14937530

>>14932850
So uh, can I get someone from the meat section to cut some off for me?

>> No.14937533

>>14929401
i actually used to "make" neo kobe pizza for a time.

It was kinda dumb and weird and I dont know what was going through my head that Iet anyone else on that I was doing something so retarded.

>> No.14937543

>>14929793
My first thought was soggy, dyed noodles.

Then I saw the filename and now I am very disturbed.

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>>14937440
But it doesn't say what wine it is at all. Red isn't a wine variety.
Say you have a pack of meat you can't see through labelled "Pork meat", wouldn't it be missing a few precious informations ? You could end up with sausages, chops or pig feets. That's quite a difference.

>> No.14937555

>>14929772
>>14929780
>>14929785
That's a normal amount of brie to eat in one bite.
Watching someone take three photos of it and post them here for attention does lower my faith in humanity, though, so I guess it's still on topic.
Are you a 14-year-old girl, behaving like this?

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>>14930093
I have another pic from that place.
Are completos good? They have mayo on them, right?

>> No.14937595

>>14930149
>not cool ranch
ngmi

>> No.14937598

>>14932664
by law that can't be American

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>>14931572

>> No.14937604

>>14937600
mm crunchy

>> No.14937605

>>14931829
we don't say y'all we say you'uns or you'ins not sure how to spell it because
t. from the south

>> No.14937629

>>14937052
no, its an anti smoking shock ad that they put on all the cigarette packets in australia. They have other ones with rotten teeth and old skinny bald guys and stuff

>> No.14937655

>>14929401
Steaming is objectively the best way to reheat pizza

>> No.14937686

>>14937655
I dont buy it.

>> No.14937703

>>14937501
Just pick the buffalo wings off of the pizza and eat it separately retard
If you ignore the bones it doesn't even look that bad just like a really saucy pizza

>> No.14937714

>>14931594
my mom has a disabled bulldog and it won't drink water unless it's thickened.
pro tip: just buy maltodextrin and add it to water. that's all it is. you can buy a huge sack of maltodextrin on amazon for nothing.
>>14932106
>>14932186

>> No.14937722

>>14932714
your right
she could pass for 9

>> No.14937740

>>14934385
When I was 16 years old I pickled some peppers after 5 minutes of googling without knowing what the fuck I was doing and my peppers lasted for a good few years so yeah it's pretty easy.

>> No.14937748

>>14937714
Why not just put the fucking thing to sleep

>> No.14938109

>>14929785
>>14929780
>>14929772
oy vey eating the crust

>> No.14938125

>>14932850
Based Netto always having the freshest beef

>> No.14938471

>>14930099
>>14930104
>>14930114
weird flex, but okay

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>>14937629
How can the average Aussie be so based but their government be so cucked and corrupted?

>> No.14938599

>>14936772
Was it this? I used to read this and X-Entertainment's wierd food reviews back in high school. Thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000373.php

>> No.14938602 [DELETED] 

>>14931522
Communism is good actually.

>> No.14939077

>>14929096
Isn't that just a Calzone with fries, regular pizza with fries are pretty good actually looks pretty interesting just wondering if the fries doesn't get too soggy but would have skipped the hamburgerbun plus needs more cheese and sauce at least it doesn't have hot banana on it

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>>14934154
>$200 kit which boils down to salt and vinegar
he earned his failure

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obligatory

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>> No.14940023
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>>14932850

>that futile attempt at using a pallet jack to move a dead cow

i'm laughing so hard holy shit

>> No.14940133

>>14939397
Oh wow. /Ck/ never ceases to amaze me

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>>14939542
That fork needs to be in a road.