/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14928069]

How do I make my ramen come out better than this?

[Anonymous No.14928090]

>>14928069
You keep the water, ramen is kind of noodle soup why are you draining the water retard?

[Anonymous No.14928095]

>>14928090
Because I don’t like soup. If I keep the water it’s all messy and gross and takes forever to eat

[Anonymous No.14928100]

>>14928095
You literally sound like a child.

[Anonymous No.14928142]

>>14928069
Sauté Asian veggies in a pan with oil. When the veggies have been cooked a decent amount, toss the noodles in the pan. Toss add soy sauce then toss until everything is evenly coated.

[Anonymous No.14928149]

>>14928095
Buy frozen yakisoba or udon in the freezer section of your local asian market. It's basically the same thing with a sauce packet and it doesn't stick together like that somehow.

[Anonymous No.14928216]

>>14928095
Then buy spaghetti if you don't like ramen.

[Anonymous No.14928256]

>>14928142
I don’t know how to do any of that shit and I don’t like vegetables.
>>14928216
Spaghetti fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.14928273]

>>14928256
>I don’t know how to do any of that shit
Then learn dude that's why you are on a cooking board
>I don’t like vegetables.
Holy shit are you underage or a complete retard? Put some butter on the noodles so they don't stick to each other and learn to fucking cook them right because that shit you posted on OP is overcooked

[Anonymous No.14928274]

>>14928069
/ck/ memes aside, Indomie mee goreng and other dry instant noodles are designed to not go soggy that quick and come with sauce+oil packets. You'd still want to strain them thoroughly and sauce them with some kind of oil to prevent them clumping together.

[Anonymous No.14928275]

Cabin boy is now the clubhouse leader over taco bell guy in craving attention.

[Anonymous No.14928305]

>>14928095
dumbass

[Anonymous No.14928317]

>>14928273
Do I put butter on the noodles before cooking them in the microwave or after? Butter on ramen sounds kinda gross.
>>14928275
I’m not craving attention I’m craving better ramen.

[Anonymous No.14928342]

>>14928317
After like any pasta
Damn microwave ramen sounds gross can't think of anything more lazy or depressing

[Anonymous No.14928357]

>>14928342
I don’t really really know how to cook stuff on top of the oven or whatever.

[Anonymous No.14928362]

>>14928357
this should be a /ck/ banner

[Anonymous No.14928372]

>>14928357
I'm gonna ask you again are you retarded? I feel like I shouldn't take so hard on you because you sound like a person with especials needs, get a care taker you are obviously incapable of taking care of yourself

[Anonymous No.14928373]

>>14928357

[Anonymous No.14928383]

>>14928357
>He doesn't even know how to boil water
Genuinely just kill yourself at this point

[Anonymous No.14928390]

>>14928372
Anytime I have tried to cook pasta in boiling water on the oven my mom always tells me to stop and just microwave it instead because she says it’s dangerous for me to cook on the oven and that it will taste the same anyway. Why would mama lie to me?

[Anonymous No.14928393]

>>14928256
>soy pills

[Anonymous No.14928403]

>>14928393
It’s for big cumshots not tranny shit

[Anonymous No.14928436]

>>14928390
>Boiling water and pasta in the oven
Man I'm getting tired of this bait at first it was funny

[Anonymous No.14928450]

>>14928436
its clear bait but some americans call the stovetop the oven, since to them "oven" is the whole appliance and they are too stupid to further compartmentalize

[Anonymous No.14928493]

>>14928069
this shitty bait thread better be funny
>>14928095
not looking good
>>14928256
>>14928317
>>14928390
sometimes I feel like my you's are wasted on low quality "I'm retarded pls help" posts. If you're not at least at the same quality as the McChicken LARP then I don't know what to say

[Anonymous No.14928517]

This isn’t bait. And yeah I meant the stovetop. Stovetop, oven, same thing.

[Anonymous No.14928529]

>>14928362
this

[Anonymous No.14928623]

>>14928403
You got baited.

[Anonymous No.14928626]

Bought to cook this in the microwave

[Anonymous No.14928706]

Done

[Anonymous No.14929189]

he only has a microwave and fridge in his shack obviously
get some frozen veggies and throw them in with it or maybe an egg, save the seasoning for after you dump out the water but only use half of it
i don't care if you don't like those things, do it you unhealthy fuck
how to make it better and cater to your horrible habbits? get a bottle of teriyaki glaze (also known as MSG HFCS) and pour that on with the full sauce packet after you strain the water
fuck put some kitkats in there too
god i hate you

[Anonymous No.14929886]

>>14929189
I don’t wanna do any of that stuff. But thanks either way

[Anonymous No.14929929]

put gochujang and sesame oil in it

[Anonymous No.14929936]

>>14928626
>>14928706
>>14928517
>cardboard plate
>fatty mcfattass
>""""cooking"""" using microwave
shit bait, made me puke

[Anonymous No.14929989]

>>14929936
i don't think it's bait I think he's fucking this much of a manchild

[Anonymous No.14930001]

>>14929936
What wrong with disposable plates, being obese, or cooking things in a microwave?
>>14929989
Nothing I’ve posted has been bait

[Anonymous No.14930003]

>>14928095
faggot

[Anonymous No.14930020]

>>14930001
Microwave is supposed to re-heat stuff. By doing so it dries your food and fucks it up.
I understand that you're an amerilard and therefore never tasted actual food in your life.
>what's wrong with being obese or disposable plate
smuglaugh.jpg

[Anonymous No.14930066]

>>14928069
For the style of noodles you seem to be attempting,
With the cooking methods you seem to understand,

Boil water in microwave.
Put noodle brick in plastic container.
Pour boiling water over noodles; let sit 2 minutes.
Boil more water in microwave while waiting.
Drain noodles.
(This removes the manufacturing oil from the noodles; this is why the package instructions say to cook the noodles and broth separately.)
Pour more boiling water over noodles.
Wait 2 minutes.
Microwave noodles and water 30 seconds (changes texture slightly).

Drain noodles.
Add approximately 1 ounce of hot water to noodles; sprinkle with as much of the seasoning packet as you care for; snap lid onto container, shake well. (This makes a small amount of intensely flavored sauce for the noodles and keeps them from sticking.)

[Anonymous No.14930121]

>>14930066
This actually sounds like really good instructions I could probably follow. Sounds like it might take a while but I’m willing to attempt it. However, if I was to fill this cup with “one ounce” of water, approximately where on Fiona’s face would the water line stop at?

[Anonymous No.14930156]

>>14930121
it'll take 5 minutes MAXIMUM
an ounce would be the base of her neck
have I mentioned how much I despise you

[Anonymous No.14930172]

>>14930156
Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.14930176]

>>14928256
You bought the cheapest ramen around. What do you expect?

[Anonymous No.14930191]

>>14928390
>Why would mama lie to me?

She hates you and she's not your really mom.

Learn how to grill ramen over the open fire like your ancestors did.

[Anonymous No.14930194]

>>14930176
My guts psychically hurt after I eat it

[Anonymous No.14930201]

Visiting /ck/ and seeing what people struggle with always gives me a confidence boost

[Anonymous No.14930217]

>>14930194
>My guts psychically hurt after I eat it

This is a clue to stop eating it.

[Anonymous No.14930259]

>>14930217
It taste good..

[Anonymous No.14930289]

>>14930121
>how much water
2 fingers from the base of the glass.

You wrap your middle and index finger around the glass, middle should be resting on the table (even with the glass bottom), when you get to the top of your index finger, that's enough water.

From that starting point, you can determine if you want more or less for next time. Less water may make the noodles stickier.

[Anonymous No.14930318]

>>14930156
>it'll take 5 minutes MAXIMUM
It might take him 10 minutes, and as a beginning cook, 15 minutes is probably ok.

He'll learn to do it quicker with experience.

[Anonymous No.14930348]

>>14928069
Make soup ramen. Eat your food as soon as they're cooked instead of letting them melt in a box. Dumbass

[Anonymous No.14930349]

>>14930289
>>14930318
Thanks for the genuine replies.

[Anonymous No.14930368]

>>14930259
>Fatest ugliest b8
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.14930390]

>>14930348
>soup
Gross
>eat it right as it’s cooking
And permanently destroy my mouth forever? Idiot

[Anonymous No.14930404]

>>14928256
You were hoping someone would notice your cum pills.
Well, here you go.

[Anonymous No.14930411]

>>14930404
I know it looks like that but they really are always on top of my microwave

[Anonymous No.14930504]

are you going to film your suicide because you think anyone cares?

[Anonymous No.14930508]

am I the only one who sees the smiling skull in the noodles?

[Anonymous No.14930550]

>>14930504
I might, idk

[Anonymous No.14930593]

>>14930550
How would you upload it?
livestreaming suicides went out of fashion, and will probably get your account banned

[Anonymous No.14930627]

>>14930593
What account? It’s not like I have a twitch or anything anyway. I’m not sure how’d I do it.

[Anonymous No.14930639]

>>14928256
>he takes zinc
>but not copper
lmao @ you

[Anonymous No.14930643]

>>14930627
Just dont make it too painful looking
I am thinking of doing it too, but I hate pain and seeing shit like that gives me the jeeves

[Anonymous No.14930647]

>>14930508
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.14930659]

>>14930508
damn how many magic eye posters did you have to be able to see that right away?

[Anonymous No.14930670]

>>14930639
Why would I take copper?
>>14930643
Then don’t watch it..lol. I would probably shoot myself anyway, and I don’t think I can top that dude who recently did it with the shotgun. Everyone shoots theirself on camera nowadays so it’s kinda pointless.

[Anonymous No.14930680]

>>14930670
Because zinc interacts with copper, taking too much zinc will make you deficient in copper.

[Anonymous No.14930699]

>>14930680
Then what happens?

[Anonymous No.14930702]

>>14930699
Google it, retard

[Anonymous No.14930709]

>>14928069
repent

[Anonymous No.14930724]

>>14930709
Lmao. That’s pretty good

[Anonymous No.14930743]

More chicken tenders. Idk what that white stuff is

[Anonymous No.14930768]

>>14928095
smoothbrain

[Anonymous No.14930781]

It looks like a little man lol

[Anonymous No.14930787]

>>14930743
Have you ever Thought of cleaning the microwave? Just asking.

[Anonymous No.14930798]

>>14930787
Not until I took that picture. I’ve had it for a really long time and I used to microwave lizards in it for fun when I was a young teen

[Anonymous No.14930803]

>>14928095
This. I just want the noodles and not the soup that takes away the taste from the noodles.

[Anonymous No.14930812]

>>14928517
Unironically a cutie desu

[Anonymous No.14930826]

>>14930781
Becareful when playing god anon

[Anonymous No.14930829]

OP, how old are you?

[Anonymous No.14930830]

>>14930743
Imagine the smell...

[Anonymous No.14930860]

>>14930829
I’m 22
>>14930803
Exactly!

[Anonymous No.14930882]

>>14930860
How much do you weigh, OP?

[Anonymous No.14930898]

>>14930882
I haven’t weighed myself in a long time. If I had to guess probably around 360 pounds

[Anonymous No.14930901]

>>14930860
>22
I used to be much like you.
Please eat some vegetables and drink lots of water; diabetes sucks.

[Anonymous No.14930914]

>>14930901
I drink a ton of water. I might already have diabetes because I have to get back up and piss like 3 times usually after going to bed and I always have a shitty sandpaper taste in my mouth

[Anonymous No.14931816]

This is just fucking sad OP.
Sorry you were born with room temperature IQ.

[Anonymous No.14931907]

>>14930898
Same weight here. I need to lay off the fast food and frozen meals because I want to get trim

[Anonymous No.14931923]

>>14928069
Use better noodles. Like stuff from Nissin RaOh or Nongshim Potato Noodle. Remember to stir after a couple of minutes to help separate the noodles.

[Anonymous No.14931940]

>buy a fucking Twin for a small cabin
>LOL WHY IS IT TOO LOUD
>drain the fucking broth
>LOL WHY ISN'T IT ANY GOOD
Jesus Christ, OGCabinfat. Get it together, son.

[Anonymous No.14931997]

>>14930743
the white stuff is the clean parts.

[Anonymous No.14932218]

>>14930860
holy shit dude you look like at least 45

[Anonymous No.14932241]

>>14928069
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuM3xKQ_D0RIMMSUh9AYxNA
Lol this isn't going to help you best at least now you know that you aren't even eating ramen

[Anonymous No.14932485]

the absolute state of this thread

[Anonymous No.14932604]

>>14928357
you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.14932621]

>>14928357
I know I shouldn't be surprised or disappointed anymore but I still am

[Anonymous No.14932636]

>>14930121
Top fucking kek, at least the bait is funny

[Anonymous No.14932689]

>>14932636
>at least the bait is funny
no it's not

[Anonymous No.14933255]

look up some guides on internet OP and cook when your mom isnt at the house

[Anonymous No.14933450]

Alright fuckers. We are about to try this again

[Anonymous No.14933453]

>>14931940
PLEASE stop remembering me anon
>>14932218
I get that a lot
>>14932636
No bait itt

[Anonymous No.14933465]

>>14928069
why would you, looks fine.

[Anonymous No.14933467]

How long does it take water to boil in the microwave

[Anonymous No.14933477]

>>14928517
>>14928626
>>14928706
>one chance at life
>fuck up this badly

[Anonymous No.14933528]

Letting it marinate in the hot water

[Anonymous No.14933540]

>>14933528
>boiling water
>plastic

Enjoy your cancer, brah.

[Anonymous No.14933590]

It literally takes more effort to be a fat, disgusting, unhealthy fuck like this, than to actually cook a "decent" ramen meal on your stovetop using frozen corn and carrots or some shit
Fuck you OP

[Anonymous No.14933592]

>>14933540
Whaaa?? Really?

[Anonymous No.14933617]

Wow it really looks a lot better already after following the anons instructions. Nice

[Anonymous No.14933632]

>>14930020
>that image

[Anonymous No.14933638]

>>14930743
Do you mean the walls? The white walls beneath all of the grease, grime and assorted american nutrient pastes?

[Anonymous No.14933645]

>>14933617
Well damn. It’s cleaner and not stuck together but it’s not that tasty..my clumped together noodles tasted better.

[Anonymous No.14933658]

>>14933528
>>14933617
>>14933645
God, this place can be really disturbing sometimes.

[Anonymous No.14933662]

>>14933658
What’s wrong?

[Anonymous No.14933673]

>>14933645
Just goes to show that maybe, just maybe, you actually have to put some fucking effort into something if you want it to taste better.

[Anonymous No.14933682]

>>14933673
But I did. I wasted one and a half bottles of water because there’s no plumbing up here

[Anonymous No.14933707]

>>14933662
So are you like out of a job or something and that’s why you’re eating Lamen?

[Anonymous No.14933733]

>>14933682
>"Yeah I "boiled" and rinsed my ramen noodles a bunch of times that's effort! waaah!!"
Again, you can also afford a $1 bag of frozen sweet corn and toss a handful of corn into your ramen so there's added sustenance
You can also, y'know, eat the fucking ramen normally with the broth so that you're not as hungry you fat fuck.
Again, if you actually PUT EFFORT into your life, maybe shit could improve. But why would you? You obviously live such a happy life being over 300 pounds with no money and no way to improve yourself. You don't even have fucking plumbing, get your shit together or an hero.

[Anonymous No.14933746]

>>14933707
Oh yeah I haven’t worked in almost a year now. My mom just gives me 100 dollars a week for groceries. As for the ramen, I just like noodles.
>>14933733
Literally who are you quoting? And fuck corn

[Anonymous No.14933785]

>>14928256
>>14928403

if you seriously want big cumshots, try fenugreek

[Anonymous No.14934192]

>>14928517
Hey congrats on faking being schizo anon

[Anonymous No.14934370]

>>14928069
sweet thread op

[Anonymous No.14934436]

>>14928317
>I’m craving better ramen.
Stop buying cheap shit.

[Anonymous No.14934619]

>>14934370
Thanks

[Anonymous No.14934647]

>>14932689
for you

[Anonymous No.14934704]

Pizza rolls

[Anonymous No.14934897]

>>14928256
>Spaghetti fucking sucks
Get tagliatelle

[Anonymous No.14934911]

>>14928069
egg
spring onion
shredded or sliced carrots
onion?
mushrooms?
maybe some thin strips of bacon or nori leaf for some umami
idk whatever the fuck you want honestly
mung bean sprouts
bamboo shoots

[Anonymous No.14936103]

More pizza rolls

[Anonymous No.14936130]

>>14933662
Your mom and dad bumped uglies.

[Anonymous No.14937621]

>>14928095
bro... grow up

[Anonymous No.14938147]

>>14933592
Is the container microwave ready? Depends on that.

[Anonymous No.14938381]

>>14936103
wheres the ranch

[Anonymous No.14938551]

>>14937621
>bro...just like shitty food...like whoahhh...uhhh
>>14938381
That’s gross too

[Anonymous No.14938773]

More food

[Anonymous No.14938821]

>>14930781
>azur lane

[Anonymous No.14938853]

>>14938773
You should get a female fat admirer who likes to stuff big boys like you

[Anonymous No.14938992]

>>14938821
It’s fun
>>14938853
Hook me up bro

[Anonymous No.14939199]

>>14933645
Hey there.
Based on my original instructions, and your goals (moar tastes),
suggesting that you use less water to make the seasoning sauce.

Can possibly get away with just "mostly" draining it the last time (after microwaving for 30 seconds), just leaving a small amount of water in the bowl, with the noodles, sprinkling on the seasoning sachet contents, stir or toss to mix.

And quit bitching about water. 2 bottles of water is less than 25 cents, and there should be enough water in 3 standard 500mL bottles to make 2 batches of ramen this way.

[Anonymous No.14939312]

>>14928095
Unironically this man has the best taste on this board

[Anonymous No.14939464]

>>14928069
don't buy shit ramen. plus if you don't like the soup buy dry ramen. Indomie ramen is godsend. I cook it with brocoolli, spinach, some extra chili paste for spice, and some sliced steak or eggs.

[Anonymous No.14939513]

>>14928069
fat fuck LOL!

[Anonymous No.14939528]

>>14928517
>>14930259
>>14934704
>>14936103
>>14938773
how did you let yourself become like this?

[Anonymous No.14940365]

>>14934704
I have those same crocs

[Anonymous No.14940676]

>>14940365

[Anonymous No.14941198]

>>14940365
>>14940676
What do you need camouflaged crocs for you tubby gout-ridden faggots?

[Anonymous No.14941206]

>>14941198
I didn’t buy them

[Anonymous No.14941215]

>>14928069
Mix the seasoning powder with a little oil and toss the noodles. They won't stick and clump.

I always do that because I don't like ramen soup as well.

[Anonymous No.14941227]

Then noodles look like a smiling face

[Anonymous No.14941671]

OP, if you're still in this thread. Get some help.
Go to the gym.
Eat healthier.
Learn to cook from YouTube videos as that $100 per week could buy better food than the garbage you're shoveling into your face.

[Anonymous No.14941697]

I’m still here. Mom wants me to get a job. Idk what to do..

[Anonymous No.14941715]

>>14941697
good kek

[Anonymous No.14941928]

>>14941697
If you can pass a half assed physical, drug test, aren't afraid of a sleep apnea (cpap) machine, you might consider trucking.

You can live in a tiny room without plumbing eating ramen bricks on the company's nickel.

[Anonymous No.14941943]

>>14928069
That looks like something right out of "the amytillville horror"

[Anonymous No.14941945]

>>14941198
crocs, that's another one for the cali fags, those vans and sketchers