/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14921292]

do you eat on public transport?

[Anonymous No.14921303]

>>14921292
No, I feel that would increase my chances of choking.

[Anonymous No.14921308]

>>14921292
No I have a car

[Anonymous No.14921315]

>>14921292
never go full english!

[Anonymous No.14921388]

>>14921292
I took the shuttle busses from my resort to the different parks at Disney world that were connected to the ferry system. That is my only experience with public transportation, and I didn't eat.

[Anonymous No.14921392]

>>14921388
I took the subway at the denver airport once.

[Anonymous No.14921409]

Man nuts to think there are people who have literally never taken public transport before or have only done it once or twice.

[Anonymous No.14921412]

>>14921308
This

[Anonymous No.14921414]

>>14921409
This but people who don't have a car or live in a city.

[Anonymous No.14921420]

>>14921292
I use to drink pop or seltzer water or maybe eat a cookie or something on the bus before covid. Now I have to wear a mask at all times so I don't eat or drink anything on public transportation.

[Anonymous No.14921429]

>>14921420
Why haven't you fled the city? God I want a compound so bad. With a razorwire fence around it and greenhouses with the main home being underground and made of concrete.

[Anonymous No.14921546]

>>14921409
Not everyone has to ride the "Loser Cruiser".

[Anonymous No.14921567]

No

only trashy kids eat in the metro

[Anonymous No.14921714]

>public transport
sometimes i forget how poor the rest of the world is

[Anonymous No.14921733]

>>14921714
try driving in London mate
let me know how that goes for you
t. works in central London

[Anonymous No.14921747]

>bloke
>full English
>tube
What is wrong with br*toids?

[Anonymous No.14921749]

>>14921292
no i'm not a nigger

[Anonymous No.14921755]

>>14921292
You are not supposed to do that.

[Anonymous No.14921760]

>>14921733
Lol why would I want to live in a USSR satellite nanny state?

[Anonymous No.14921783]

>>14921714
Country Bumpkin.

[Anonymous No.14921798]

>>14921714
Nearly everyone has a car in Manila.
It's also a shithole.

[Anonymous No.14921800]

>>14921714
Good public transport is the GOAT transportation option in large cities. Have fun spending 45 minutes in shitty traffic avoiding pedestrians and bikers looking for a parking spot you pay $5 an hour for

[Anonymous No.14921807]

>>14921783
>>14921798
>>14921800
i live in the burbs and was commuting into a city a couple of times a week. making good money without paying retard city prices let me retire early. stay mad city cucks

[Anonymous No.14921813]

>>14921292
That fucking English lol

[Anonymous No.14921827]

>>14921807
>"sometimes i forget how poor the rest of the world is"
>b-but people that can afford to live in metropolitan areas are cucks and not as smart as me
so this is the power of poorfag cope

[Anonymous No.14921841]

>>14921429
No. You want to keep city people contained in cities. If they move to a rural area, they'll immediately start trying to fuck over rural communities as bad as they've fucked the cities.

[Anonymous No.14921844]

>>14921807
They know the lightrail is for crackheads and are scared every time they take it, as any situationally aware adult should be, they just need something to feel superior about or it's just not a /ck/ thread.

[Anonymous No.14921845]

>>14921315
lol

[Anonymous No.14921854]

>>14921827
You're poor because you choose to live in an area that costs 10 times more to simply exist. It doesn't matter what your paycheck says if you have to pay $3000 a month for a shitty apartment.

[Anonymous No.14921865]

>>14921714
good public transport is superior to sitting in traffic for 2 hours a day but the majority of the world is a shithole that can not realize good infrastructure and have a non degenerate population that can share a common public resource

[Anonymous No.14921876]

>>14921392
I ate subway while on a subway

[Anonymous No.14921878]

>>14921783
i took the train into philadelphia 4 times before realizing i would rather sit in gridlocked traffic in my own car for 90 minutes each way.

[Anonymous No.14921887]

used to eat mcdoubles on the bus/subway on the way to school/work. I spent my uni years on trains/subway/busses.
The train from the suburbs to the city was fine because it was too expensive for the filth and garbage you have to deal with on inner city subway,busses etc.

[Anonymous No.14921888]

>>14921409
>there are people who aren't poor
Mental

[Anonymous No.14921911]

>>14921878
depends, the trains between the suburbs and city are fine in my experience in Chicago. It's the inner city transport that is a fucked up mess.
It was better for me to take a train because I had two hours extra each day to kick out work, compared to the three hours it would take driving with shit weather and insufferable traffic.

[Anonymous No.14921918]

>>14921911
God I hope work from home gets good enough that I don't have to go to work.

[Anonymous No.14921933]

>>14921918
I got the fuck out of Chicago the second I finished uni. No way in hell was I going to be a taxpayer in that shithole. Got a comfy corp job in a poor boomerville flyover, where I live like a king on my salary.
You don't have to hurt yourself man. Get out if you can.

[Anonymous No.14921934]

>>14921911
the "train into Philadelphia" is mostly middle or upper middle class people commuting from the suburbs (not many blacks) and it was still terrible. i can't imagine the abject coonery that happens within the city. public transportation is for people too poor to drive and pay for parking.

[Anonymous No.14921935]

>>14921911
did you get paid for those two hours of extra work

[Anonymous No.14921954]

>>14921755
get a load of this bloke

[Anonymous No.14921979]

>>14921934
>train into Philadelphia" is mostly middle or upper middle class people commuting from the suburbs (not many blacks) and it was still terrible.
yeah, same in shitcago. It was heavy rail, and pretty expensive so it kept the garbage off which made it a good enough experience, in my opinion. It just made sense for me, because I could spend an hour doing work coming in, and hour going out, so got a shitload done instead of stressing in traffic with my hands tied to a wheel.
>>14921935
I'm a corpo-rat, so I get a salary and at that point, had to have meetings in an office in the city. Basically make your own schedule but typically ends up being something like 10-4. Work to me also means any side projects or managing finances (stuff not tied to the salary).

[Anonymous No.14922004]

Fuck people who eat strong smelling food on the tube.

[Anonymous No.14922012]

>>14921800
that's all shit for your driver to worry about

[Anonymous No.14922023]

I dont take public transport because I have a car and am not broke

[Anonymous No.14922051]

>>14921292
Only if I'm high or drunk

[Anonymous No.14922064]

city life is king shit. being trapped in a nuclear family in a mcmansion located in some cracker suburb is a fate worse than death

[Anonymous No.14922068]

>>14921854
Very true actually. Actually, areas with a high-ish density, but decent infrastructure are best. Continental major cities.

[Anonymous No.14922074]

>>14922064

>living in a 7 bedroom beach house with a pool is bad

Spoken like a true Trump supporter.

[Anonymous No.14922113]

>>14922074
>7 bedrooms
Have fun spending 24/7 on cleaning maintenance or paying out the ass for someone to do it
There’s no point in a big house for no reason

[Anonymous No.14922143]

>>14922113

Its like $300 a week to have my house cleaned. Its absolutely worth it and if that is “paying out the ass” gimme your PayPal you broke ass nigga.

[Anonymous No.14922176]

>>14921841
Man tell me about it. Some city fag moved near my parent's farm a decade ago
>filled up all the ditches, causing water drainage problems
>paved all his driveway and most of the land around his house, then whined when it cracked the next winter
>re-paved it 3 times before giving up
>cut most of the trees, flowers bed and such, leveled the place and just grew a lawn
>cut said lawn regularly like the boomer meme but it takes half a day because he has a few acres to do
>complain to every neighboors about farm "issues"
>took down the an old barn that was still perfectly good and use Tempo car shelters instead
It's like he always trying to work against nature and rural stuff.

[Anonymous No.14922219]

>>14921292
No, because i am an adult
I have a car and can drive

[Anonymous No.14922571]

>>14921292
I was on a double decker bus before and a guy sitting on the rows left of me takes out a tea towel and puts it on his lap. Next of all he has a bowl of soup on his lap. This wasn't a long distance bus. Just public transport to the city centre. I'm surprised he didn't burn his dick when the bus took a corner

[Anonymous No.14922667]

>>14921292
I can't legally drive so I use public transport regularly if not riding. I've only eaten on the bus a handful of times and it's usually maccie d's because there's one opposite the stop.
>>14922571
The important question is did he have bread with it?

[Anonymous No.14922714]

tried to eat on a fairly empty bus once
the driver didnt mind
but this other passenger started to get weird about it

some lady who was two seats away from me was like "wooow that looks delish!"
i really dont get why people do this to strangers sometimes

[bloke whose having a full Engl(...) No.14922950]

>>14921292
alright fuck off you intrusive shit

[Anonymous No.14922965]

>>14921714
Try driving in any European city lol

[Anonymous No.14922983]

>>14921409

[Anonymous No.14923198]

>>14921308
t. City Slicker

[Anonymous No.14923529]

>>14921315
nice

[Anonymous No.14923558]

>Full English

This nigga eatin' beans!

[Anonymous No.14923605]

>>14921388
Lmao, do americans really?
>>14921747
Nobody says "bloke", it's likely this is a pajeet trying to fit in or just a mutt.

[Anonymous No.14923628]

>>14923198
"City slickers" i.e. bugs are literally less likely to have a car.

[Anonymous No.14924029]

>>14921409
mostly americans cause they think it's a sign of social class not just a way to get around a city desu

see american posters here:
>>14921546
>>14921714
>>14921888

[Anonymous No.14924067]

>>14921292

[Anonymous No.14924120]

Eating on a county transit
Never ever
The situation is grossly disturbing
The Jews had it right ... Public eating is for the dogs

[Anonymous No.14924130]

>>14921292
>>14922667
>>14924067

[Anonymous No.14924159]

>>14923605
Well yeah, my dad bought me a $500 junker when I was 13, and gave me a budget every summer for parts and repairs, with the expectation I would do the labor myself. At 16 under the expectation that I would maintain a job and pay for insurance and repairs he signed the title over to me lasted me till I was twenty three, by which point I was more than capable of buying a new car. So I've never in my life had a need for public transit.

[Anonymous No.14924230]

>>14924159
What about before you were 16???????

[Anonymous No.14924245]

>>14924230
mummy and daddy drove him everywhere

[Anonymous No.14924288]

>>14921308
Nothing like a drive-thru burger int he car, eh boys?

[Anonymous No.14924351]

>>14921292
its literally banned in my country. And our trains are very clean.

[Anonymous No.14924364]

>>14921714
just because the USA has totally shit public transport doesnt mean the rest of the world does.

[Anonymous No.14924406]

>>14921733
You have to understand that if the UK had USA tier public transport you'd have to take a train from Cambridge to southend-on-sea, then take a greyhound to reading and hail a taxi to London, while getting robbed by the taxi driver.

[Anonymous No.14924453]

who do filthy flyovers have to exist on our internet? Its not fair
Their very existence is antithetical to the internet yet they invaded it anyway

[Anonymous No.14924560]

>>14922965
Why would I visit muslim country?

[Anonymous No.14924794]

>>14924230
Bicycle or a ride with friends or parents. I didn't live in a suburb, it was kind of like an inner city town, it was an easy 30 minute ride into the city, but we had everything, grocery,, shopping, theaters, restaurants, in the town. Sadly gentrification pushing darkies into the neighborhood and the house rental parasites have sort of killed the place.

[Anonymous No.14925191]

>>14921292
I do not use public transportation. I do sometime eat non-messy junk food in my car if I'm in too much of a rush to catch a proper meal.

[Anonymous No.14925397]

>>14921292

[Anonymous No.14925413]

>>14925397
my favorite of these was some screencap that went something like "a british man wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with his kidneys missing like "Oi naow wot's oll this then?"

[Anonymous No.14925930]

>>14923198
City slickers are known for having cars to drive around the open streets of their city.

[Anonymous No.14926714]

...
sneed.

[Anonymous No.14926727]

>>14924029
Our country is too big for public transport anon.

[Anonymous No.14926731]

>>14925413
Imagine being such a dumb gypsy that you would take a British mans kidneys.

[Anonymous No.14927181]

Using public transport because you don't have a car is such a beta thing to do

[Anonymous No.14927210]

>>14927181
>using public transport means you don't have a car
why are you so fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.14927220]

>>14927210
>park and riding into a cucked nannycity

[Anonymous No.14927222]

>>14927181
Right, true alphas buy a car and then use public transport anyway

[Anonymous No.14927229]

>>14927210
If you use public transport and you have a car you're a special kind of stupid

[Anonymous No.14927233]

>>14927220
>cucked nannycity
ah ur a poltard nvm then

[Anonymous No.14927274]

>>14921292
ordinarily no. I have on occasion though, usually when one of my old jobs (that required a godawful long double train + bus commute) would let us go early, I might buy something just before getting on the train, which at lunchtime would be empty.
would usually just be fish & chips, stuff that doesn't smell or be hard to eat. never on a bus.
>>14921409
after I got my car I vowed to never use public transport again if I could help it. That was about 10 years ago and I've only done it maybe 20 times and many of those were in cities I was visiting on holiday.

[Anonymous No.14927280]

>>14927229
If you expect to just drive through the centre of london - lmao

[Anonymous No.14927282]

>>14927210
The only possible reason I could think of to choose to pack into a train car with smelly strangers when you have a car is if you're planning to grope some girls.

[Anonymous No.14927290]

>>14927181
>>14927220
>>14927229
>living in a country with third world tier public transport

[Anonymous No.14927898]

test

[Anonymous No.14927998]

I dont eat in front of others unless I have enough to share, it's called manners

[Anonymous No.14928028]

>>14921409
When I was young I took public to the city, but when I moved to the city I quickly realized that biking could get you just about anywhere at the same speed but without the creepy homeless guys sitting next to you trying to cop a feel or waiting for you to fall asleep so they could rob you.

And of course avoiding the claustrophobic aromatic nightmare that is public transportation during rush hour

Now I live in the country and I have a truck, feels good man.

[Anonymous No.14928083]

My Chipotle burrito bowl fell through the bag right before I got off the bus. Couldn't salvage anything. I just walked off in shame.

[Anonymous No.14928099]

>>14927290
>living in a city

No thanks

[Anonymous No.14928104]

>>14927233
No just from the freedomlands.

[Anonymous No.14928121]

>>14927280
Hahahahahahahahagagagahahahaha

[Anonymous No.14928165]

>>14921292
No but when I am in Europe, I always eat while walking. Scares the hell out of the Slopes.

[Anonymous No.14928304]

>>14926727
Russia is big and they have public transport.

[Anonymous No.14928327]

>>14922064
>being trapped in a nuclear family
>in some cracker suburb
>is a fate worse than death
Funny, I would consider living alone in some nigger-infested urban ghetto to be a fate worse than death, and I would consider living with a family I love and created with my beautiful wife in a city I know is safe with my kids playing out in the yard with a dog sounds like a dream.
I’m not sure if this is nigger cope or some kind of being forever alone cope, but you must have a really sad life, man.

[Anonymous No.14928340]

>>14922176
This is the exact kind of retarded faggot that I hate. It reminds me of my retarded step dad.

[Anonymous No.14928347]

>>14928304
Not in buttfuck nowhere retarded city slicker

[Anonymous No.14928361]

>>14924453
The amount of information that has been uploaded to the internet is insane, it’s literally an entropy sink for millions of conscience humans (who can actively decrease entropy through organizing, something only conscious creatures can do) that has become nothing but a conglomeration of random assortments of information.
The internet should’ve been used to consolidate knowledge and decrease humanities informational entropy, but the internet has instead made informational entropy so great that no information can be confirmed as true and all information can be confirmed as true, no information is real but all information is real, it’s a complete god damned mess.

[Anonymous No.14928370]

>>14928347
there is literally a trans-siberian railway

[Anonymous No.14928395]

>>14921409
They're zilches. Zeroes. Cogs in the machine. If you aren't in the center of your culture actively participating in it then you're simply an extra. A background character. A nobody.

See that's what they don't get when they scoff at high rent prices and crackheads on the train. They don't get it. They think they're smarter than us. Like we can't plainly see that yeah, obviously I could live a more "peaceful" life outside of the city and in a piece of shit mansion with a backyard. But we can also plainly see that you're giving up on life itself, waving a white flag and saying that it's alright for you to come and go without anyone noticing. It's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14928406]

>>14928395
>boring suburbanites coping this badly

i take public transit almost every day and never encounter crackheads. sorry about your shithole cunt

[Anonymous No.14928415]

>>14928406
Then you FACTUALLY don't live in a proper city. You live in a flyover that is trying its best to be a city and failing.

[Anonymous No.14928427]

>>14928361
>t. Just finished mgs2 for the first time

[Anonymous No.14928460]

>>14928415
i lived in montreal all my life and now live in the maritimes (ITS NOT A FLYOVER ITS A SAILPAST) and even with all the chugs/abbos around, the crackheads don't really go on public transport for some reason. chief listerine fears the bus

>>14928427
nah he probably just watched a youtube video by someone who did (and didn't admit it)

[Anonymous No.14928496]

>>14923198
my car was made in guatemala

[Anonymous No.14928497]

>>14928460
You're far enough north that they die in the winters.

[Anonymous No.14928503]

>>14928460
Did this man just try to tell me that he lives in the Maritimes and thinks he lives in a city? Is that actually what just happened?

[Anonymous No.14928571]

>>14928503
no, I'm talking about my experience in montreal, a city of several people, and contrasting it to living in the maritimes, which while it has no people, does still have buses. you can't have crackheads on the bus if there's no people to be crackheads. :^)

>>14928497
did you fail geography?

[Anonymous No.14928575]

>>14928503
>brags about living in a boring suburb
>LOL U LIVE IN THE MARITIMES!?!??!?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.14928581]

>>14928571
Montreal is in french canada last I heard

[Anonymous No.14928586]

>>14928571
Montreal is a city, because there are crackheads on its trains.

The maritimes are not cities, because there are no crackheads on its non-existent trains.

>>14928575
Bruh what? I live in Toronto, which is a city because there are crackheads on its trains, and I shit on the suburbs and flyovers all day

[Anonymous No.14928605]

>>14928586
>Montreal is a city, because there are crackheads on its trains.
not in my experence. they wait outside in the shelter of the subway stations but are not on the trains themseles. same for buses. chief listerine fears the vehicle after what the horsecops did to him back in 'burta

[Anonymous No.14928611]

>>14928581
french canada isn't "far north", it literally extends down to the border and there's more shit above it. and montreal is like a few hours' drive away from the US-Canada border, and is on the st-laurent river which is warm enough to swim in most of the year (not that you should, you'll get AIDS)

[Anonymous No.14928618]

>>14928605
Okay fine, fair enough, that's true. Montreal trains are too narrow to have them shuffling about. But as long as there are undesirable dregs of society lingering around and within the overall public transit system (which must feature trains) then and only then may you claim that it's a city.

[Anonymous No.14928627]

>>14928611
I'm from Arizona you may as well be Santa Claus.

[Anonymous No.14928628]

>>14928618
it's not a train it's "The Metro" and it is underground and runs on rubber wheels. you dont know shit about public transit, NIGGER

[Anonymous No.14928639]

>>14928628
nigga it's a long segmented vehicle that runs on rails in tunnels, that's a fuckin train regardless of how retarded their wheels are

[Anonymous No.14928644]

>>14928627
>may as well be Santa Claus.
fun fact: if you address a letter to the postal code H0H 0H0 postal employees will read it and write you a response roleplaying as Santa

[Anonymous No.14928653]

>>14928427
I’ve actually never played that game, I’m just a physics student who understands thermodynamics and likes to apply physics to unconventional mediums (like the internet).
>>14928460
It’s sad how every thought on the internet literally must be copied from somewhere else because none of you can cope with the idea that original thought exists somewhere outside your own skulls.

[Anonymous No.14928667]

>>14928653
>mediums
>physics is unconventional in "the internet"
>not knowing that the first thing you learn about networking is called "the physical layer"

it's monday and only 4 pm. shouldn't you still be in school at whatever public high school you got race bussed to?

[Anonymous No.14928692]

>>14928667
>mediums
Yes, like how air currents travel across the medium called air due to being air and how water currents travel across the medium called water due to being water. Information travels across the world via the medium called the internet, and it is made up of electric charges and light waves.
>physics is unconventional
This isn’t what I meant, obviously physics was required to create the internet, what was meant was the application of the laws of thermodynamics to information and the humans who interact with said information
>blah blah networking
I’m not a code monkey, Jim, so don’t come at me with that retarded bullshit

Overall, go fuck yourself for purposefully interpreting my post in a way that made it stupid, you can easily understand what I’m saying and it isn’t altogether retarded or pretending I’m some ultra-advanced neck beard cross species. Going on 4chan to pretend other people are retarded to make yourself feel better is a really sad way to spend your time.

[Anonymous No.14928702]

>>14928692
"media". the word is "media". didnt bother reading the rest of your post. stop phoneposting from 4th period, underage faggot

[Anonymous No.14928713]

>>14928702
That’s not the right word and you’re projecting because you literally don’t know the word

Seriously, stop pretending you’re better than people on an anonymous imageboard to feel better about yourself, about 75% of the time you’re going to be wrong and it’s only going to make you feel worse about yourself for being such an unlovable god awful trite retard.

[Anonymous No.14928738]

>>14928713
>admitting to phoneposting
>doesn't know how to use a dictionary
>still on his mt.stupid plateau of telecommunications understanding and thinks it impresses anyone
>still can't figure out the proper plural of "medium"
you should pay more attention in class, you don't want to get put in detention now!

[Anonymous No.14928755]

>>14928370
The Amtrak network is almost 4x as long as the Trans-Siberian.

[Anonymous No.14928759]

>>14921292
I only took public transport in college, on buses that were so crowded you had to stand so it was impossible.
>>14922176
A couple from a nearby city moved next to the outdoor shooting range near me that has been here for 50 years and keep trying to file noise complaints to shut it down. They call 911 on legal, controlled trash and brush burnings and bitch about rooster crowing. Some people need to stay in the suburbs.

[Anonymous No.14928770]

>>14928755
>an entire continental network is longer than one line that goes through arctic hell

whoa shit really?

>>14922176
>>14928759
>buying shit they dont need, never wanted, ruining it, and ruining everyone else's fun too
The American Dream

[Anonymous No.14928797]

>>14928738
>being trite, godawful, a faggot, unloved

[Anonymous No.14928823]

>>14928738
Lol I just realized this entire time you’re just butthurt I didn’t say the plural of medium properly.
That’s hilarious, I’m glad my moment-to-moment English fuck-ups can trigger someone this hard unironically. As my favorite physics professor used to say, i can’t know everything ;^)

[Anonymous No.14928841]

>>14928713

God damn you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.14928847]

>>14921292
Rarely but if i do i have a surströmming sandwish and then i get a whole car for myself :D

[Anonymous No.14928858]

>>14921292
What a fucking lad.
>>14928847
With some durian slices amirite?

[Anonymous No.14928976]

>>14928770
The US railway network just generally dwarfs the Russian one, whether we’re talking about passenger or freight.

[Anonymous No.14928992]

>>14928976
>russia, a long country well served by linear rail, with half the nation in the useless arctic, has less trackage than the continental US, which is of similar size but is more square and is all inhabitable land

WjhaoaaaA!!!!!!!!!!!! whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.14929281]

>>14921292
i once ate a couple slices of pizza on the skytrain watching two handicapped people having a conversation and somehow understanding each other

[Anonymous No.14929457]

you should be allowed to eat whatever you want on whatever vehicle you want, shitlords

[Anonymous No.14929493]

>>14921292
no im not poor enough to have to take public transport.

[Anonymous No.14929560]

>>14921315
Tew roight m8

[Anonymous No.14929579]

>>14921409
Nuts to think people would prefer public transportation after smelling it. Burger buses smell of piss, even outside of California where public urination and defecation is a right greater than free speech.

[Anonymous No.14929598]

>>14928992
tracklet cope

[Anonymous No.14929609]

>>14929493
Wrong, rich people are stingy as fuck and will always choose the cheapest option. Unless you're a billionaire fuck off with your larping.

[Anonymous No.14929942]

>>14929609
Go to Seattle, and you’ll see Bill Gates riding the bus every day to and from work, sitting next to Stan the heroin addict and Shaeninqua the super-sized who takes up a whole bench by herself. Cuz ya know, rich people are stingy as fuck and thus choose cheaper public transit over private personal transport.

[Anonymous No.14929958]

>>14921292
I could eat a granola bar or something like that on a public transport, but never a full meal like that.

[Anonymous No.14929996]

All it takes is for someone to bump his elbow to ruin his meal.

[Anonymous No.14930157]

>>14929996
or eat all his food while he's not looking!

[Anonymous No.14930871]

>>14921292
Ate a 3 course meal on a plane once!

[Anonymous No.14930890]

>>14921760
Give it a month, lol.

[Anonymous No.14930989]

>>14923198
wut
I sure wish my rural area had public transport

[Anonymous No.14931012]

Public transport in nice places (ie, not shitholes like NYC) is pretty tolerable and kind of nice in that you get to immerse yourself in the community.

[Anonymous No.14931250]

>>14927210
>>14924364
>>14924029
>>14922064
>>14921409
>poorfag cope
Imagine having to ride public transportation (basically the modern version of being stored in the holds of a slave ship) and justifying it to yourself. What's your excuse? Traffic? Don't make me laugh. Enjoy being packed in like livestock in a pen lmao.

[Anonymous No.14931431]

>>14921292
Oi m8 you got a loicense for that brekkie?

[Anonymous No.14932018]

>>14931250
t. american

[Anonymous No.14932025]

>>14921429
Because cities are based. You’re either a tastelet or pussy so which is it?

[Anonymous No.14932036]

Love how these poorfags itt cope with cars being something american.
Everywhere even in Europe if you dont have a car you are bottom class and sit together with the scum (brownskins, people on their way to the jobcenter etc) and are forced to smell their disgusting odor

[Anonymous No.14932037]

>>14932018

here in america, we have vast amounts of land. everything is spread out, so we need cars to get from A to B. you wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.14932045]

>>14932037
Trains are faster than cars, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.14932055]

>>14932045

in cities, sure. outside of cities? no way. america is yuge.. like i said, you wouldn't get it.

>bro just build a highspeed railway connecting suburbs to every city

[Anonymous No.14932071]

>>14932055
it's pretty straight forward

you're just wrong plain and simple, because americans have such a garbage third world tier public transport they can't accept other places don't

[Anonymous No.14932074]

>>14921292
once had a friend who was in a pissing-contest over the most difficult food to eat while driving. his wager was a french dip sandwich, to which i raised by demonstrating that it is possible to power a waffle iron in the cab of your car and have fresh belgian-style waffles.

[Anonymous No.14932089]

>>14932074
>held in one hand
>most difficult to eat
your friend has a weak argument

anything that requires a knife and fork would be more difficult

[Anonymous No.14932096]

>>14932089
>your friend has a weak argument
his point was regarding managing the jus rather than the actual sandwich itself. it's just a beef sandwich if you're not dipping it in the jus, aye?

[Anonymous No.14932102]

>>14921392
Checked

[Anonymous No.14932112]

>>14932096
but you can still hold it and dip with just one hand thats my point

nothing really comes to my mind maybe pie floater, would be hard to eat out of a bowl with one spoon while driving

[Anonymous No.14932113]

>>14921292
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.14932137]

>>14929457
Holy shit all those times seeing this picture and I just now realized that's BART. Fucking hell why are all the weirdos on BART

[Anonymous No.14932146]

>>14932071

>just build the infrastructure, bro!

lmao. nah, i'll just hop in my CAR and DRIVE wherever the fuck i feel like, whenever the fuck i feel like. damn is it nice.

[Anonymous No.14932167]

>>14932146
Having a car in 2020 is akin to owning a horse in medieval Europe.

They're everywhere and yet somehow people don't own one.

[Anonymous No.14932204]

>>14921409
I never had bus service by my home or lived by a subway or commuter train.

[Anonymous No.14932234]

>>14932146
yeah you don't have any other choice, I'd drive everywhere if I lived in that shithole country too

[Anonymous No.14932240]

>>14921714
A car payment isnt even a huge expense. I feel like a lot of people taking transit either are shitty with money or just choose to not drive. I'm shitty with money and can still afford a truck payment.

[Anonymous No.14932253]

>>14921429
Because commuting literal hours a day so that I can live in a rural community isn't worth it at this point in my life.

[Anonymous No.14932264]

>>14932234

It is truly remarkable how you cant help but think about america nonstop and i never even think about your irrelevant country.. Cope harder, fag. Our highway systems are one of the wonders of the modern world; fuck LA but have you ever seen their system of overpasses? Its remarkable

[Anonymous No.14932273]

>>14921409
I had to take public transport for a year and it was fucking horrible.

[Anonymous No.14932274]

>>14932264
>but ...but but our roads are good!
yes ok I'll continue to "cope" sure

[Anonymous No.14932292]

>>14932274

it really is amazing; youre very annoying and much too proud for somebody who im assuming is an adult who still rides a bus like a schoolkid

[Anonymous No.14932300]

>>14932292

[Anonymous No.14932440]

>>14922176
I have even bigger retard as neighborhood from city and I don't even live in usa
Cut grass ? > throw over backyard fence
Cut bushes ? > throw over backyard fence
Kitchen leftovers ? > throw over backyard fence
Cut branches ? > throw over backyard fence
It accumulates so high he can't open back door and uses ladder to get over fence
Not to mention planting shitton of invasive spieces which crawl through 2 meter brick fence into my garden and survive even roundup.

[Anonymous No.14932670]

>>14923198

[Anonymous No.14932737]

>>14928644
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postal_codes_in_Canada#Santa_Claus
that's pretty funny and cute, anon. thank you for this happy piece of trivia

[Anonymous No.14932771]

>>14921714
Airplanes are public transport too. Well, unless its a private jet or private small plane.

[Anonymous No.14933955]

>>14932018
>n-no akshually I could live in a high-rise apartment or a large home if I wanted to, I live in a one-room flat with 4 roommates by CHOICE
cope

[Anonymous No.14935416]

>>14932771
Flyovers dont fly anywhere either

[Anonymous No.14935452]

>>14932771
>be am*rican, want to to whatever other identical cultureless shithole city in the middle of nowhere
>drive for 3 days in your shitbox, sleep in some dingy roadside motel, eat dennys and continental breakfasts, spend 100s of dollars on fuel, maintenence, insurance, tipping waitresses
>be superior european, feel like visiting a beautiful cultured city like saint petersburg, vienna, budapest or prague
>either just fly there in 2 hours for 20 euros or if you really feel like it, take a fast, clean overnight train with meals and a nice bed included and be there the next morning

[Anonymous No.14935512]

>>14935452

>be taxed 60%
>get your head chopped off by a refugee
>subsidize your own replacements as they breed like rabbits

Ahhh.. thats the stuff

[Anonymous No.14935529]

>>14921292
No and anyone who does should be publicly castrated for thinking I need to smell their disgusting fast food garbage whilst going from point A to point B.

[Anonymous No.14935534]

>>14935452
Sure thing chud

[Anonymous No.14935543]

>>14935452
Imagine the complete lack of respect you must have for yourself to willingly step on a plane owned by ryanair.

[Anonymous No.14935563]

>>14935512
>be taxed 40%
>pay another 30% of your wage in healthcare and other bullshit
>get your head chopped off by an illegal cartel member
>subsidize "somali americans" while they breed like rabbits
>still have to drive your cuckbox around because theres no money left over for trains or airplanes

[Anonymous No.14935612]

>>14935563

in what world is the tax rate for the average american 40%? Health insurance is like $150/month lol get fucked yuropoor

is it just that you don't know how to drive? or is it that driving is too much of a luxury for you to afford?

[Anonymous No.14935664]

>>14935612
lmao an american accusing a euro of not knowing how to drive? most of you "drive" fucking automatics because youre too stupid to work a clutch and are stuck in traffic jams for your 3 hour commute, its pathetic

[Anonymous No.14935692]

>>14935664
>le dreaded automatic
Manuals are only for people to poor to drive anything else. Thats why euro performance cars don't have Manuals anymore, they don't sell them to poor people.

[Anonymous No.14935713]

>>14935692
>he actually "drives" a vaginamobile

[Anonymous No.14935778]

>>14935664

Post body

[Anonymous No.14935802]

>>14935713
Don't you pedestrian faggots have a containment board?

[Anonymous No.14935886]

>>14935802
Or you could both fuck off to /o/

[Anonymous No.14935907]

>>14935778
nah

[Anonymous No.14936005]

>>14935907

oh, we postin funs now..? do you keep yours in your purse right next to your valtrex and tampons??

[Anonymous No.14936021]

>>14936005
>those tattoos
>that dingy hovel youre living in
tell your boyfriend to stop spitting your cum all over the mirror, lmao

[Anonymous No.14936030]

>>14936005
What's the point of having a gun like that? You gonna shoot up a black neighbourhood? You better be

[Anonymous No.14936039]

>>14935664
Manual cars are reserved for actual sports cars here in the USA. Driving a base model shit-heap economy car with a manual is what poor people do, sorry to burst your bubble. Also, people are starting to prefer automatic transmissions in Europe. You poors just live your entire life coping & seething it seems like.

[Anonymous No.14936075]

>>14936039
>Manual cars are reserved for actual sports cars here in the USA.

lmao go on craigslist, its literally nothing but fat old retarded boomers trying to sell their automatic 70s corvette for double what they paid. you fags are just too stupid to use a clutch and always have been

[Anonymous No.14936126]

>>14936021

>all this cope

physical prowess/high power carbines confuse and ANGER the yuropoor

>>14936030

the point is because i can. and nah bro, this is the one for “those” neighborhoods

[Anonymous No.14936143]

>>14936030
To shoot coyotes, feral hogs, revenuers? Whats it to you?

[Anonymous No.14936156]

>>14936143

This. And i live in a major US city, so the chance of some good kids jogging it around with their molotov cocktails of tolerance could realistically get too close for comfort.

[Anonymous No.14936215]

>>14935612
>Health insurance is like $150/month lol get fucked yuropoor
My ass, faggot, you obviously don't live here or even look at your bills. I make $45 an hour and have to pay $400 a month for absolute shit insurance.

Oh, wait, I bet you're going to brag about how you're on "salary" and it's wonderful because Mr. Shekelstein only makes you work 60 hours a week so you don't go bankrupt if you break an arm, all so you can get 10 days off of work a year that he's going to be mad at you for taking anyways.

Fuck this goddamned fucking country I would leave in a heartbeat if I could. Oh, also, I haven't ever eaten on public transport.

[Anonymous No.14936324]

>>14921292
No one gives a shit about poor people on public transport.
No, you shouldn’t eat in a vehicle. It’s disgusting. Wait til you get to the restaurant or dining room of a house, you fucking mongrels.

[Anonymous No.14936327]

>>14936215
I only make about 32 an hour if you break down my salary, but my family insurance plan through my job is 156 a month, though the 2500 deductible is rough without any co-pay. If you have no recourse on better benefits I'd say hunt for a new job with a focus on what the company benefits offer as opposed to the bottom line. I'm not union per se, but I have a collective bargaining board that negotiates all contracts with the company board

[Anonymous No.14936331]

>>14936215

You make a lot more than i do, what the fuck are you crying about?

>90k before taxes
>still whining

unironically kill yourself. I make $22/hr and my insurance is through work who eats some of the cost

[Anonymous No.14936366]

>>14921827
You pay 3000 a month rent to a landlord and still take 30 minutes to take a BUS to work.
I pay 1000 a month on my 300k mortgage (50% down payment) and drive 45 minutes In for work. Do the math you stupid fucking city bitch. Or did all the smog 24/7 go to your brain?

[Anonymous No.14936383]

>>14936366

Busfags getting mogged hard ITT

[Anonymous No.14936385]

>>14936327
>>14936331
I work part time/hourly, so no company benefits. I'd rather the business has to actually pay my ass for overtime if they want me to work more. You'd be amazed at how fast they shuffle me out of the office at 8 hours so they don't have to pay time and a half. Some poor salaried schmuck in the office has to take over my project and get to work. My salaried coworker and our boss essentially work 8 hour days on the weekends too.

>I have a collective bargaining board that negotiates all contracts with the company board
That sounds legit, we don't have that in my city. I had to negotiate for myself to get this hourly shit going. I was salaried before, and I was sick and fucking tired of the "there's always more work" mantra.

>You make a lot more than i do, what the fuck are you crying about?
>my insurance is through work who eats some of the cost
I'm crying about every job that does this shit owning your ass indefinitely. If I lived in Europe or Canada or some shit, I could work my in-demand job and make a happy living 20-30 hours a week and know that getting sick wouldn't ruin my life. I'd also get at least a month's time off, if not more... not just barely enough for a few 3-day weekends and emergencies.

[Anonymous No.14936388]

>>14922064
I’ve never thought of it this way! FUCK my wife and children, 300k house in a gated neighborhood, Olympic size pool, and my 3 cars. I’m gonna go live in a cuck apartment above a fazolis to experience the CiTy LiFe

[Anonymous No.14936404]

>>14936388
>a gated neighborhood, Olympic size pool,
That's a yikes for me man. Why not move to a place where you don't need gates around the neighborhood and the country club maintains the pool for you?

[Anonymous No.14936409]

>>14924453
Crybaby city bitch mad that normal people don’t pay 90% of their salary to a landlord
I live in flyover. My 4 bed house was 160k. I make 150k and am hella fucking rich here. It’s worth it, dude. Sorry you need barcades and busses to live.

[Anonymous No.14936410]

>>14936366
I pay ridiculous rent to live in the middle of downtown... in a southern city so it’s still only $1500/mo, and I work from home with a 0 minute commute. Suck my dick.

[Anonymous No.14936421]

>>14928395
What are you even saying? You’re doing important things every day contributing to culture? You’re being a faggot on a train. Wow! Peak British culture!

[Anonymous No.14936424]

>>14936409
I'm not judging what you have going on, but doesn't it get boring out there? Do you just sit in that big empty house? I live in Vegas and there's plenty to do, but my house was cheap as fuck and I at least have some activities nearby.

[Anonymous No.14936437]

>>14936410

nashville?? thats what i pay

[Anonymous No.14936439]

>>14936424

>living in vegas

there are some fates worse than death

[Anonymous No.14936443]

>>14936366
Would be like a 2 hour drive from the city to afford a 600k house where I am. Meanwhile, can rent for 2000 a month 35 minutes from the city.

[Anonymous No.14936451]

>>14936424
Not him, but it depends on what you find fun. I always hated clubs and shit like that. Much prefer target shooting, gardening, and reading books in peace.
I miss the opera and symphony, and having to drive 45 minutes into the city everytime I want better than walmart groceries is annoying, but its still worth it.

[Anonymous No.14936459]

>>14935664
>my driving is better because I have an extra pedal and a clicky stick
You’re so fucking weird. Why does driving have to be more complicated for you? I have a go and a stop pedal. You have extra shit for no reason but to be an obtuse cunt and larp. No one here wants to bother learning manual because why would they? Go ahead and be proud of a useless skill tho.

[Anonymous No.14936469]

>>14936443
Start renting in that area get used to the drive, and save up your money for the 600k house. If your paying that much in rent you can afford the mortgage with a good down payment and the ridiculous interest rates available now.

[Anonymous No.14936472]

>>14936215
You’re overpaying for a shitty policy through work. I pay 51.27 a month for wonderful insurance. Shop around. Don’t just settle for whatever is given to you.

[Anonymous No.14936478]

>>14936439
I live in Green Valley/Henderson, one of the safest areas in the States. I'm in walking distance of a beautiful resort, I don't have to deal with snow, extreme cold, hurricanes, tornadoes, whatever... and when Covid's not fucking our world up, I can see world class entertainment on any given night, plus eat better than most cities.

I have one roommate/tenant in my house and so my cost of living is ~$600/month. Plus no state tax. Not sure why anyone thinks Vegas is bad unless you think we all live in casinos.

>>14936451
>Much prefer target shooting, gardening, and reading books in peace.
Yeah, I can't deal with that level of quiet. Good on you though dude.

[Anonymous No.14936485]

>>14936404
Because I don’t want people like you anywhere near my estate and because I don’t want anyone else in my pool.

[Anonymous No.14936491]

>>14936472
>You’re overpaying for a shitty policy through work. I pay 51.27 a month for wonderful insurance. Shop around. Don’t just settle for whatever is given to you.
I don't buy mine through work, and I don't believe you at all. I shopped the marketplace, and spending anywhere near $100 is literally for only the most useless catastrophic insurance that will only help me if I'm in a coma.

[Anonymous No.14936492]

>>14936478

its more the simple fact that its in the middle of a desert with no water reserves and its a draw for the literal dregs of society

[Anonymous No.14936497]

>>14936424
No? I have friends and family. I have a computer and games. I have a fuckhuge pool. I have radios and paintball/air soft guns. Anything I want to do is within 15-30 minutes.

If you have to live in a city to find fun, you’re the problem. My home isn’t boring. You’re just a boring person.

[Anonymous No.14936502]

>>14921292
>Public
Yeah i'd rather buy a Diesel/Gas scooter and ride around my 30 km/h and take some longer before riding the Urbanite Express late at night ever again. Public is T H E worst thing in existence.
>Eating on public
no fuck no. Unless drunk and i dont care ill eat my nuggies. Aside from that all dry nuts and snacks are game

[Anonymous No.14936503]

>>14936497

>no real funs

im a cityfag and i have a rifle and pistol wtf are you doing man

[Anonymous No.14936510]

>>14936491
What’s your deductible? I don’t believe any of these stories unless some insurance agent conned you into a fucked up plan.

[Anonymous No.14936513]

>>14936126
>picks the smaller gun
Have you ever been in a black neighborhood? I know they're bad in america. Also dyel?

[Anonymous No.14936519]

>>14936503
I own real guns. I just can’t shoot my friends with them like I can with pellets, ya know?

[Anonymous No.14936603]

>>14936513

Are my traps getting too big, bro? Yes, those neighborhoods are bad. Im from cleveland, there are places you dont go if youre white. The goal is to not draw attention, but its much MUCH better if you hide your power level in public. Walking around with a rifle, they see the threat and they can counter. If you look like a clueless whiteboy but in reality youve got a 9 loaded with hollowpoints and a decent draw, youve got the upperhand cause they just wrote a check their ass probably cant cash.

>>14936519

Coward. Me and my friends always shoot at eachother in the woods

[Anonymous No.14936606]

>>14936497
I have friends and family. I have a computer and games. I have a fuckhuge pool. I have radios and paintball/air soft guns. Anything I want to do is within 15-30 minutes.
Honestly man, I don't know your friends/family situation, and maybe I'm thinking of a different version of your suburbia. I don't live in some kind of tower or apartment building, and the Strip is 15-30 minutes away for me too... with plenty to do. But a computer, pool, and radios sounds lonely or distant. No big deal man, I'm just thinking of when I traveled to meet an old friend in the suburbs outside of Omaha and it was just tired and quiet. Not even a bar for miles.

>You're just a boring person.
This is a cope for people who are shutins. That's fine, just own up to it. I need to have some activity in life with people.

>>14936510
$5,200. I didn't even speak to an insurance agent. I shopped around on the marketplace and this was the best I could do on a fuckin' silver plan. My out of pocket maximum is $7,900. So, I just don't go to the doctor at all, ever. Everything is prohibitively expensive.

[Anonymous No.14936616]

>>14936519
You've never been sprinkled with birdshot from a low angled pheasant flush? Its honestly not much worse than shooting bottle rockets or roman candles at each other. You'll be fine, take a potshots with some Prarie storm at 80 yards next time your out shooting with your friends.

[Anonymous No.14936644]

>>14936606
Suburbs south or west of Omaha?
Because the western suburbs, and really the whole city proper is a den of alcoholics and you should have had no trouble finding bars. South is a different county, and for some reason all they allow to be built are houses, strip malls, and churches.

[Anonymous No.14936670]

>>14921292
in my conutry it's forbidden, you get kicked out of the bus, metro or train still in motion

[Anonymous No.14936680]

>>14936644
Man, I always thought it was "Red Corn" but I don't see that on the goddamned map. I wanna say south, but no guarantee. I was pretty slammed at the time and there for a funeral.

[Anonymous No.14937058]

>>14921887
>The train from the suburbs to the city was fine because it was too expensive for the filth and garbage you have to deal with on inner city subway,busses etc.
And yet there you were shitting up the place with your filthy junk food smell.

[Anonymous No.14937573]

>>14921308
I can't think of anything more lonely and depressing than stuffing a burger down my throat in the car park of some fast food shithole. Why are Americans at such ease with this dehumanizing act? Is that why lazy food reviewers just sitting in their car talking to a camera is a thing, to feel less alone?

[Anonymous No.14937652]

No but I drink copious amounts of alcohol on every bus/train i'm on

[Anonymous No.14939160]

>>14937573

Better than eating in the “restaurant”. Its food, who cares?

[Anonymous No.14939207]

>>14936603
>are my traps getting too big?

[Anonymous No.14939223]

>>14922064
What a bitter and hateful human being.

[Anonymous No.14939252]

>>14937573
Surrounding yourself with strangers is gar more uncomfortable than solitude anon. City people are weirdos

[Anonymous No.14939254]

>>14939207

>what are proportions

further proof that 1pl8 OHP and 2pl8 binch is still DYEL

[Anonymous No.14939258]

>>14936030
Guns go pew pew anon. The entire point of the second amendment is to kill cops when the law goes too far though.

[Anonymous No.14939282]

>>14939254

[Anonymous No.14939299]

>>14939282

foghorn leghorn is categorically based; ive been browsing /fit/ for so long i dont even know what a good looking body is anymore

>smaller than me
DYEL
>bigger than me
ROIDS