Whatcha drinkin tonight /ck/?

[Anonymous No.14912640]

[Anonymous No.14912642]

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

[Anonymous No.14912891]

[Anonymous No.14913193]

>>14912640
Coffee.

We need to do away with this drinking culture that's destroys the lives of so many men, their families and their children.

No.

You are not more of a man because you can chug one case of beer.

No.

You are not manly because you can drink a bottle of vodka and still walk.

No.

You are not tough and cool because you drank so much you fell in the gutter where you laid on a puddle of your own vomit until 10 on a Sunday morning.

Yes.

You are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14913248]

>>14913193
>Coffee.
>We need to do away with this drinking culture that's destroys the lives of so many men, their families and their children.
>No.
>You are not more of a man because you can chug one case of beer.
>No.
>You are not manly because you can drink a bottle of vodka and still walk.
>No.
>You are not tough and cool because you drank so much you fell in the gutter where you laid on a puddle of your own vomit until 10 on a Sunday morning.
>Yes.
>You are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14913277]

>>14912640
Capri sun tropical punch flavor

[Anonymous No.14913288]

>>14913193
this guy supports prohibitions

you are not cool because you don't drink fag

[Anonymous No.14913312]

>>14913288
I don't support prohibition, but I think a DUI should result in your driver's license being cancelled for 2 years.

[Anonymous No.14913317]

>>14912640
I've had two Old Fashions with the following whiskey.
>3 ounces of Eagle Rare
>4 ounces of Wayne Gretzky No. 99 'Red Cask'
I'm feeling good in the neighborhood right now.

[Anonymous No.14913325]

>>14913312
Wow great I’d love to hear more about your positions on other issues, where can I subscribe to your newsletter?

[Anonymous No.14913330]

>>14913325
>Wow great I’d love to hear more about your positions on other issues, where can I subscribe to your newsletter?

[Anonymous No.14913393]

>>14912640
About 10 years ago I had kronenbourg at a pub in England and I really liked it. A few months ago I bought some from the liquor store and it was awful.

[Anonymous No.14913452]

>>14913330
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>>14913452
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[Anonymous No.14913522]

>>14912640
The exact same thing that you just posted. Basé mon cher OP, ceci est pour vous !

[Anonymous No.14913525]

Raspberry lemonade because I just payed rent and I'm broke as fuck

[Anonymous No.14913558]

Johnnie Walker Red.

[Anonymous No.14913612]

>>14913193
What an absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.14913631]

>>14912642

[Anonymous No.14913928]

>>14912640
Big Wave by Kona

[Anonymous No.14914692]

>>14912642
Based copypasta