PYO: curry recipe edition

[Anonymous No.14909753]

How does /ck/ make their curry?

I always go for a lamb madras. Tonight I am making it as:
>lamb leg chunks
>some leftover beef mince to bulk it a bit
>shallots
>garlic
>homemade madras paste

Served with garlic rice and some buttered wilted spinach. I can't be arsed to make naan but my boyfriend loves me regardless.

What's your /ck/urry?

[Anonymous No.14909754]

>>14909753
I FORGOT TO ADD CHICKPEAS

kill me. also canned chopped tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.14909775]

>>14909753
Lots of thai curries recently
Using those pastes feels like cheating, but damn if they're not jawdroppingly delicious

[Anonymous No.14909780]

>>14909775

bro my ''cooking sin'' is that i use spice mixes as a base. add my own shit for sure, but it saves you tonnes of time

[Anonymous No.14909781]

>>14909775
Look I don't want to be mean to Thai food, cause i'm sure it's great.
But fuck sake will you Americans actually try a real curry? The East India Trading Company didn't stop Johnny Depp from destroying the world for you guys to not even bother trying real curry.

[Anonymous No.14909887]

>>14909753
>red lentil
>garlic
>ginger
>onions
>carrots
>spices (madras, garam masala, chilli, salt)
>tomato paste

Sautee onions and carrots till onions become translucent and soft, add garlic, ginger and spices, sautee for a minute or two. After that stir in tomato paste and then red lentils that were rinsed in cold water. Add water. Cook for 20min on low heat, covered. Serve with naan or rice.

Nothing special, but it fills your belly and makes you warm.

[Anonymous No.14909895]

curry is absolutely vile

how can someone look at something that looks like wet shit and say to themselves, "self, that looks good, I want to eat that"? Seriously it makes zero sense, and knowing what we know about Indians, why would you want them handling your food?

[Anonymous No.14909896]

>>14909753
i swear by this vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbW2NyoXVts

the guy's a bit of a moron, but if you follow his instructions your curries will be legit amazing. was a proper game changer for me, can't recommend it enough.

[Anonymous No.14909908]

>>14909896
Thanks, anon. Will give it a look.

[Anonymous No.14909950]

>>14909896
>the guy's a bit of a moron
just like you

[Anonymous No.14909969]

>>14909781
What does this mean?? Is anon under the impression that there aren't Indian people in America?

[Anonymous No.14909974]

>>14909781
a) I'm not american
b) What in the everloving fuck are you on about

[Anonymous No.14909988]

>>14909969
>>14909974
its always a great reminde to see how dumb some of you are on here...not hard to just fucking read my post and figure out what I'm talking about, but you idiots can't even do that properly without jumbling up the idea and self inserting yourselves as Americans, like it had anything to do with my post in the first place

[Anonymous No.14909992]

>>14909988
Based and schizopilled

[Anonymous No.14909999]

>>14909753
Lazy so I use the Golden curry mix with potatoes, carrots, onions and a bit of garlic and I had a dash of Mirin. No meat 'cause I feel like it doesn' t need it and because we do that when the pantry is empty.

[Anonymous No.14910009]

>>14909992
oh yeah JUST LAUGH IT UP
"LOLOLO BASED AND PILLED HAR HAR HAR"
FUCK IM SO TIRED OF THIS GAY SHIT ON MY WEBSITE, GROW THE FUCK UP...ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU CANT EVEN DEBASE A SIMPLE REFERENCE TO ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYWRIGHTS WHO EVER LIVED ON THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE

[Anonymous No.14911484]

>>14909753
I tried to make a curry last week but it ended up just tasting like spicy tomato stew. What am I doing wrong? Do I need to add even more curry powder to the mix? (yes I buy store premade curry powder, I can't even find half the spices I would need to make my own around here)

[Anonymous No.14911502]

>>14910009

[Anonymous No.14911523]

>>14909988
have you ever had the boxed tikka mccurry? pretty good

[Anonymous No.14911557]

>>14909780
I really wanna get started on cooking more from scratch but I'm totally with you, its way too easy

[Anonymous No.14911600]

>>14909895

[Anonymous No.14911612]

>>14910009
cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.14911617]

>>14909775
>1 full jar of pataki's tikka masala
>3 onions chopped
>3 chicken breasts cubed
>2-4 russet potato cubed
>your favorite pepper for heat
>1 cup greek yogurt
>few cups of chicken stock
add chicken and brown, stir in paste and add veggies to reduce, add potatoes, yogurt, chicken stock, cover instapot and set for high heat for 8 minutes. will be as good as a curry shop but you dont get shit in your food, and it takes about 30 minutes total.

[Anonymous No.14911639]

>>14909988
Dickhead, you so stupid to not realise there are fuck tons of different types of curry, and different people, regions and cultures have different ones?

Stop being such a retarded, pretencious and obnoxious cunt.

[Anonymous No.14911670]

>>14909895