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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:30:58 2020 No.14902141 [Reply] [Original]

I love this shit so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:33:13 2020 No.14902147 File: 21 KB, 736x616, 1543784018136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >reddit vegetable

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:35:54 2020 No.14902163 >>14902147 I thought this thread was pretty bad when it was just the OP. I didn't realize one post later it would become ten times shittier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:40:28 2020 No.14902195 >>14902147 >a vegetable can be reddit The internet has ruined your brain, kiddo. Get out for a while, experience life, discover that actual reality isn't all memes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:46:03 2020 No.14902219 File: 165 KB, 1280x720, Brussy Wussies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14902141 Based. I also like her cousin

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:47:16 2020 No.14902228 File: 126 KB, 1024x768, Fractal_Broccoli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14902219 the whole brassica family is god tier desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:48:50 2020 No.14902233 >>14902219 >>14902141 ITT: vegetables that make fart

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:52:02 2020 No.14902247 >>14902233 OUT WITH WASTE

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:53:17 2020 No.14902252 >>14902141 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:18:57 2020 No.14902375 >>14902233 Farting feels amazing. Why wouldn't you want to eat foods that make you fort?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:20:24 2020 No.14902380 >>14902147 anon, i cant believe u can get out of the bed in the morning

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:21:28 2020 No.14902385 >>14902228 why are these fractals bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:23:04 2020 No.14902393 >>14902228 DUDE

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:23:17 2020 No.14902395 >>14902380 oh yeah why's that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:23:40 2020 No.14902398 >>14902385 DUDE

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:24:34 2020 No.14902404
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>>14902141
I used it as an ingredient in a lasagna meat sauce trying to steam itself out of 3 layers of cheese and lasagna noodles from the inside out.
Adding brocolli to lasagna meat sauce is worthwhile, just think about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:24:42 2020 No.14902405 >>14902398 >>14902393 based hivemind

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:26:39 2020 No.14902419 >>14902395 your post was just so depressingly dumb that it makes me feel like ur living a life that i wouldnt think is worth living

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:28:29 2020 No.14902429 >>14902404 >trying to steam itself out of 3 layers of cheese and lasagna noodles from the inside out. what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:28:45 2020 No.14902433 >>14902405 *smaefag

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:34:45 2020 No.14902465 File: 43 KB, 728x639, kermit-the-frog-pepe-the-frog-internet-meme-frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14902419 I have a pretty good life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:42:25 2020 No.14902497 >>14902465 No you don't

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:46:13 2020 No.14902526 File: 19 KB, 678x381, 103978904-The_meme_formerly_known_as_Kuk_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14902497 yes I do.

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:50:03 2020 No.14902552

>>14902219
Only if they are cooked right. Absolutely horrible if done wrong. At least with broccoli it tastes good no matter what. Used to get spanked as a kid because I ate it raw as a snack and whenever my mother wanted to cook some I had already ate it all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:52:04 2020 No.14902564 >>14902552 >americans spank their children for eating broccoli Do they really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:05:34 2020 No.14902638 >>14902433 stfu dumbass. fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:11:09 2020 No.14902671 >>14902564 My mother is a special sort of cunt. You ate what she wanted, when she wanted of you ate anything on your own you got your ass beat. She poured hot vegetable oil on my arm because I dared to make kraft dinner

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 06:50:58 2020 No.14903774 >>14902552 Overcooked brocoli tastes horrible.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:01:38 2020 No.14903786 [DELETED]

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How come I eat like 2 or 3 serves of broccoli, brussie wuzzies, green beans, lettuce/spinach/kale, capsicum, cucumber, etc every day and yet I only schidt like twice a week? Is there something wrong with my pipes?

I do eat a lot of meat and carbs, but man my bauels are fucking slow. Then on friday night I'll drink beer all night and finally on saturday I shit all day long like a horse

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:07:18 2020 No.14903797 I bought some frozen, do I just boil it??

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:08:21 2020 No.14903800 >>14903797 steam is better but boil is fine, just long enough for it to get hot through frozen vedgies are underrated

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:10:30 2020 No.14903806 >>14903800 i cannot steam :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:12:05 2020 No.14903810 >>14903797 Buy real brocoli next time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:13:47 2020 No.14903816 >>14903810 i like frozen veggies

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:16:00 2020 No.14903822 >>14902141 YOOOOOO IS THAT WEED HAHA BROOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:17:12 2020 No.14903827 >>14903806 boil it is then!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 07:50:48 2020 No.14903915 >>14903827 oh shit this is tasty

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 13:58:49 2020 No.14905391

Oh man, steamed broccoli with a lil bit of salt and butter mmmm.
Have any of tried steamed broccoli stalks? You remove the outer layer and it tastes like kohlrabi. Jacques Pepin said it's his favourite part of the damn plant.
I also recommend a pizza with chicken, broccoli and whole garlic cloves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:02:55 2020 No.14905420 >no rough-chopped garlic

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 14:04:53 2020 No.14905435 >>14905391 Also I forgot, chopped broccoli leafs sauteed with olive oil and minced garlic

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:01:46 2020 No.14905758 try these niggas out breaded absolutely top tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:16:04 2020 No.14905838 File: 431 KB, 640x478, a man of integrity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14902141

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:06:46 2020 No.14906127 >>14903774 and smells horrible

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 16:14:56 2020 No.14906169 >>14905420 Tastes better without it. Garlic is too overwhelming for simple but good and very slightly sweet tastes like broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:04:07 2020 No.14906784 >>14902141 Me too as long as it’s smothered in melted cheese

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