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What would happen if you got a monkey drunk? What about drugs? MDMA? Cocaine? Psycadelics?

>> No.14895775

>>14895760
Baltimore catches on fire

>> No.14895792

Isnt that a chimp? But probably the same if you did it to a human, squirrels get drunk all the time on fermented fruit and just fall down and sleep

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>>14895760

>> No.14895853

>>14895760
What you think happens

>> No.14896603

I used to have a recurring nightmare where I was fighting in an urban war. All of a sudden there were these metal boxes dropped from a cargo plane, descending on parachutes. Then cyborg gorillas on PCP busted out and started murdering the fuck out of everyone.

>> No.14896727

>>14895760
The same shit except they're fucking chimps so don't do it.

>> No.14896730

>>14896603
This.
I'm from the future. These are not mere dreams. Be ready.

>> No.14896739

>>14895760
Damn, now I want to release 100 PCP chimps in Times Square.

>> No.14896783

Give mushrooms to monke watch them evolve

>> No.14897674

Just ask /x/

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I remember that one chimpannzee that tore that woman's face off was given alcohol and xanax before the outburst. White women are retarded lmao

>> No.14897688

>>14895760
Go make another egg sangewedge, Joe

>> No.14897692

>>14897684
Oh yeah, I remember O&A talking about that. They may even have had Rogan on at the time.
Crazy bitch. Shame the ape fucked up her friend instead of her.

>> No.14897706

>>14895760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qcCv86c_mY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz2UppgyBBE

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same as for humans.

>> No.14897834

>>14895760
You’d probably have a really fucking high monkey

>> No.14897843

>>14895775
Fucking kek

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>> No.14897939

>>14896603
Have you played the origin FarCry? It is based around mutant cyborg primates. It's a fantastic game and I think one of the greatest FPS games of all time. Set the difficulty to the hard one but not the impossible one.

>> No.14897949

>>14896730
>i have been sent from the future to stop the human - meta-simian war.

>> No.14897961

>>14895775
fpbp

>> No.14897967

>>14897939
Are you sure you're not thinking of FC2?

>> No.14898006

I feed all my pet goats soda, never diet unless they seem like they are getting sick. Animals can eat our stuff too

>> No.14898027

>>14897967
No no no Far Cry 2 is the one set in Afri...oh I see

>> No.14898031

>>14898006
I don't think a goat is a good measure of what an animal can eat since they are notorious for being able to eat anything.
Dogs can die from eating onions or grapes, so "animals can eat our stuff" isn't always correct

>> No.14898041

>>14897967
>>14898027
I really miss the mortar from FC2.
I'd play it again just for that but you only get it in the second half and I know I'd get tired of the endless respawns before that.

>> No.14898053

Unfamiliar with the term "animal experimentation"? It's quite the contentious topic.

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